#HandPaintedBeerCoaster

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And to my great grandchildren I leave 85,367 hand painted beer coasters

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Life is short

Make sure you spend as much time as possible arguing with strangers on the internet

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Experiment - Automatic Random_Reblog - Ask me !

(Mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a man who looks exactly like me in a hot air balloon running into power lines)

Me: Is that good?

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Nearly 1 million pounds of vinyl chloride were on this train.

Now the EPA has confirmed it’s entered the Ohio river basin

Which is where 25 million people live.

This is the deadliest environmental emergencies in decades and nobody’s talking about it.

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Have you considered the possibility that your smartphone is making you dumber?

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Instead of a monkey’s paw, you find the clowns nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. To use it you put on the clown nose and give it a honk.

“Honks nose” I would like a million dollars, and poof another clown appears and pulls a one dollar bill out of my pocket, pulls another one dollar bill out of my pocket. This goes on for 3 more hours.

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hmm...

I got robbed this morning by six dwarves ……. not Happy

They thought they took it all, but they came up short.

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If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what’s most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

I possess a device in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man, but I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.

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Love is all

Extrovert: get out of your comfort zone

Introvert: get out of my comfort zone

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What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th

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I was up all night trying to think of a joke to do with the sun.

Then suddenly, it dawned on me.

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Rabbit Rabbit

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Everything I've ever done that's valuable is something I was afraid to try. 

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My Town Is So Small that

our crazy cat lady only has one cat.

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Finally, you can no longer be fined in California for "Jaywalking," The auto industry made up weird animals in the 1920s-30s to shame pedestrians for using the public streets. Thankfully these unusual creatures without heads no longer need to patrol the streets searching for Jaywalkers.