#really works

[lumikore]

Hey guys if you have insomnia just put on TF2: All Krampus Voice Lines - Smissmas 2023 on loop I slept like a baby last night for about 4 hours until my mother rudely interrupted and told me I had to go eat all the strawberries in the fridge or else they would go bad so I had to get up and mad e myself a platter with strawperries and prosciutto and brie and cherries guys I love Krampus out of tf2

[eric-sadahire]

Instead of a monkey’s paw, you find the clowns nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. To use it you put on the clown nose and give it a honk.

“Honks nose” I would like a million dollars, and poof another clown appears and pulls a one dollar bill out of my pocket, pulls another one dollar bill out of my pocket. This goes on for 3 more hours.

[doomergroomer]

I do hate poly but the key to being outside all day in this cold weather is a poly outside layer (natural innermost layer)

[furiousssheep]

Since getting my adhd diagnosis it’s been really weird but I’m more motivated to create solutions to my symptoms?

Like before I think I was hoping that I’d wake up one day and not be like I am anymore but now I’ve got the label it’s like well I’m not changing may as well try to make things better

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[shyflops]

[cadaverette]

[healthy-tips-stuff]

Debunking Weight Loss Myths: What Really Works and What Doesn’t

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind