#Hansel and gretel 2007

[peculiarbob]

Here’s a list of all the Kdramas/Korean movies that I watched in 2023 + some of my thoughts (spoiler free)

The Glory

-Gonna be honest, I only started watching because Kim Hieora and Jung Sung Il are in this show.

-But I ended up really liking it. The bullying scenes were horrifying, the characters were memorable, and overall it was very well made.

Stranger

-HWANG SIMOK! I love him so much! BAE DOONA! I love her so much!

-I loved all the characters and all the twists

Stranger 2

-This season was good too. Seeing the dynamics and relationships between all the characters change was so interesting

Unlocked

-IM SIWAN! The reason why I watched this movie <3

-Is it the best and most unique movie? No. Was it pretty good and entertaining? Yeah!

All Of Us Are Dead

-Even in the zombie apocalypse they’re not free of bullying.

-My heart broke many times. Those poor kids didn’t deserve to go through all of that! (Except Na Yeon. I still don’t like her.)

The Glory Part 2

-Not the typical type of revenge. But I think it’s a very fitting ending.

Physical 100

-This show inspired me to start taking better care of myself.

-Watching everyone hype up this show so much then watching all the controversies come out in real time was crazy. Looking forward to season 2

Kingdom

-This show was on my radar because that zombie dude from Physical 100 said he did the choreography

-I love all of the characters and the zombies were so freaky

Kingdom 2

-The Queen might’ve been the scariest part of this show

-I love this show, season 3? Maybe?

Kingdom: Ashin of the North

-Han Ho Yeol from DP?!?!

-It was really interesting seeing another side to this story

Silent Sea

-BAE DOONA! GONG YOO!

-I don’t understand why this flopped. I really liked this show!

Siren: Survive The Island

-I was team athlete til the end! (I thought Kim Seong Yeon was hot)

-If there isn’t a season 2 I’m going to fight Netflix

Misaeng

-Im Siwan <3

-I really like this show. It really gave me hope and it honestly inspired me to work harder. I’m also trying to learn to play baduk

D.P. 2

-So many emotions. The ending left me feeling a bit empty. I’ve grown so attached to these characters and now it’s just over.

The Wailing

-I think I need to watch this a second time to really analyze it.

-I really like the sfx makeup

Monster

-Accurate representation of neurodivergent people/mentally disabled people? No.

-Interesting villain and fight scenes? Yes

Hide and Seek

-I really liked the twist and how eerie the vibes were

Memoir of a Murder

-I love unreliable narrators. Not knowing what’s real and what isn’t really puts you on the end he of your seat

-Also I didn’t even realize that was Kim Nam Gil

The Policeman’s Lineage

-I only watched this for Kwon Yul

-Decent story but I feel like it fell short of its potential

Hansel and Gretel

-Solid start but I didn’t realize that it was going in the direction that it did

-Not the ending that I expected but I’m satisfied with it

Ballerina

-Honestly, they were so over dramatic when it came to the bdsm stuff. Like okay, he’s kinky. That’s the least concerning thing about him.

-My mom got me to watch this because she likes Kim Ji Hoon

The Mimic

-Interesting concept with interesting characters

-The ending was so fitting, I’m very satisfied with it

Champion

-Another movie I watched for Kwon Yul

-I really like this movie, it’s very comforting and funny

Mother

-This is a cautionary tale, you cannot tell me otherwise!

-I was SHOCKED! It was just so sudden. I don’t know how to explain it without spoiling what happened.

Sweet Home 2

-Interesting. I’m not sure what I expected from this season but this wasn’t it.

-I found it entertaining but I’m not quite sure if I like how they’re approaching this new thing that they’re doing.

[mazeofthemartyr]

Hansel & Gretel

[hellomxmath]

I finally found "the points matter to me.txt"

Made this back a decade ago. This is the point totals from "Whose Line is It Anyways" based on the US run from 1998-2007.

I just copied and pasted the list as is. So, here is the top 3 point earners with everyone else in the read more.

Chip Esten: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,002,000,033,000 Ryan Styles: 1,003,013,982,424.5 Colin Mochrie: 1,003,013,027,331.5

Kathy Greenwood: 1,000,000,071,310 Wayne Brady: 5,007,348,810 Dennis (Audience): 1,500,000,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,095,121 Hugh Heffner: 10,000,000 Brad Sherwood: 2,155,985.5 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Dayna (Audience): 1,002,000 Audience 1x12: 1,000,000 Italian-American Independent Business Men: 1,000,000 Whoever made Drew's shirt: 1,000,000 Jewish Defence League: 1,000,000 Estate of Cab Caloway: 100,000 Denny Siegel: 58,050 NAACP: 10,000 Marine Guy (Audience): 10,000 The Censor: 12,000 Drew Carey: 9,000 Laura Hall: 7,100 Linda Taylor: 5,100 Bruce Springstein: 5,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Jeff Davis: 4,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Stephen Colbert: 3,000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Colin's Wife: 1,400 Ryan's Wife: 1,400 Patrick Bristow: 1,100 Bald Guys (Audience 1x15): 1,000 Guy who burns Props 1x16: 1,000 Shaking Camera Man 1x17: 1,000 Larry the Camera Operator: 1,000 Men Jim (Audience) works with: 1,000 Wayne's Mom: 1,000 Everyone who has seen Ryan Naked: 1,000 Josie Lawrence: 1,000 Tina's Fiance (Audience): 1,000 People watching WLITA from Scotland: 1,000 Kris (Audience): 1,000 Margie (Audience): 1,000 Ryan's Chiropractor: 1,000 Amy and Christia's (Audience) Dress maker: 1,000 Robin Williams: 1,000 Katherine (Audience): 1,000 Micky (Audience): 1,000 Molly (Audience): 1,000 Roaches: 1,000 Diana (Audience): 1,000 Gloria (Audience): 1,000 Ann King: 1,000 Doug (Audience): 1,000 Karina (Audience): 1,000 Debra (Audience): 1,000 Girl who payed Ryan's Girlfriend: 1,000 David Hasselhoff: 1,000 Margret (Audience): 1,000 Bridee (Audience): 1,000 Valerie (Audience): 1,000 Ann (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 1 (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 2 (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 3 (Audience): 1,000 Everyone else who is not listed but in 6x05: 1,000 Confused Man (Audience): 1,000 Lin (Audience): 1,000 Mary (Audience): 1,000 Matt (Audience): 1,000 Mirha (Audience): 1,000 Kathy (Audience): 1,000 Vena (Audience): 1,000 Andrea (Audience): 1,000 Bill (Audience): 1,000 Jenny (Audience): 1,000 Giselle (Audience): 1,000 Rachel (Audience): 1,000 Whose Line: 1,000 Anybody who knows who Bush Wack Bill is: 1,000 Carrottop: 1,000 Wayne's Wife: 400 People Sitting Behind Drew (Audience 1x13): 100 Hansel (Fairytale): 100 Gretel (Fairytale): 100 Kathy Kinney: 50 Chanel: 5.5 Dolorass: 1

Note: Only countable points are calculated here. No money and the like amounts or uncountable (ie zillions) points are included. When points were given in a range of numbers, the highest amount of points was added to total score. Points may be off by a few thousand. I have a life, so I multitask.

The points do not matter, but I did this anyways.

[adarkrainbow]

Spooky season fairytales (1)

I have been covering it these past weeks, and it is a perfect fit for Halloween: Hansel and Gretel.

This is one of the creepiest "popular" fairytales, that has terrified many children. The witch in the gingerbread house not only exemplifies so many bogeymen that caused children's nightmares, but is also one of the two most famous examples of witches in fairytales - and we know Halloween is one of the witchy holidays. And the whole story revolves around a house made of sweets - in modern day interpretations, Hansel and Gretel is THE candy-fairytale. And Halloween is THE holiday for treats and sweets.

Despite being an obvious choice to make fairytale horror movies, and the fairytale having inspired several great horror classics (the scene I posted before in Stephen King's IT involving the witch of Hansel and Gretel), the tale doesn't actually have a lot of treatment in the world of horror... Yeah, it is surprising, but the first true "horror movie" about Hansel and Gretel would be the Korean 2007 movie of the same name, that was recognized as a great Korean horror piece and a very touching tragic story, but is not an actual retelling of "Hansel and Gretel" - or rather it is a twisted, reversed-retelling that mostly uses Hansel and Gretel as a motif and reference rather than actual plot material.

To have "Hansel and Gretel" REALLY enter the horror movie world, we would have to wait for the year 2013, and a dual release. The first one is a famous movie by fairytale enjoyers, that is still quite popular online: "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters". This movie is what the 2005's "Van Helsing" movie was to Dracula.

What to say about this movie? It is a dark fantasy, action-movie acting as a sequel to the original fairytale and depicting the two protagonists as gun-and-arbalet-wielding witch hunters. It is everything you except from a a big studio classic action gritty-fantasy movie. In fact, that's the main flaw of the movie: it is extremely generic, formulaic and "by-the-book". There's no real inventivity or uniqueness in terms of plot, setting or characters. If you played dark fantasy action video games, you watched this movie already. It didn't even invent the concept of Hansel and Gretel as witch hunters - Fables for example had done it already by making Hansel a fanatical Puritan witch hunter in the style of the Salem witch trials. As a result, what could have been a really good, inventive, interestng movie is just... a neutral, generic movie. The kind you can watch and enjoy but that won't transcend anything and isn't groundbreaking in any way.

Not that the movie is bad, it has some highlights and qualities to it that avoid making it bad. For example, several of the actors in this movie are really good and give their best despite playing bland or generic characters (and in fact it sames some flat characters, who are given depth by their actors' work) ; and there is a true visual work, with some fascinating designs. This all makes the movie enjoyable in several aspects - but just having good actors and good visuals won't make the movie good given how generic it is in plot and style, and how incoherent the worldbuilding and the tone feels, tiptoing around anachronisms for the sake of "let's make it cool and steampunk", and failing to find a balance between dark comedy and serious movie. (Oh yes and it also dreadfully suffer from the awful "3D movies" trend of the time)

And to this movie answered another movie: 2013's "Hansel and Gretel", aka The Asylum's Hansel and Gretel. A movie which is the perfect twin to "Witch Hunters" - in fact you could say they are the yin and yang to each other.

This movie is a full horror movie, not a dark fantasy/action piece. This movie is a retelling of the original story, not a sequel to it. This movie takes place in modern day, the 21st century, instead of a fantasized Germany of unclear era. And whereas "Witch Hunters" kind of fails at meeting the hype it built up, and is a neutral, average, not-good not-bad big budget movie, this movie is... surprisingly good for what it is, and ends up much better than what it should be.

If you do not know The Asylum, the group behind this movie, they are well-known producers of mockbusters, unofficial sequels and B-movies, and very proud of it. In fact it is their goal: make mockbusters to propose a cheaper alternative to big-studio movies, and turn the making of "second-rate" movies into a true art. They make their movies very fast, they release them against big studios movie they openly took inspiration from, they use cheap special effects, they select for actors either "no-names" or "has-beens"... I think I can sum it up enough by the fact they are the makers of the "Sharknado" movies. As a result, this movie was probably going to be an utter mess and ridiculous schlock...

... But it was surprisingly good. Better than what it should be. Of course The Asylum's marks are still there. The movie opens and closes on two very ridiculous scenes (the first victim's flight in the night ; the explosion of the house), there is some cheap "sexy-horror" audience-appeal (it is no mistake the only victims to be eaten are women that are forced in underwears before being pushed in the oven), and the plot is basically Hansel and Gretel X The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. BUT all that being said, this movie actually works! In its own, small-budget, no-real-ambition way. It doesn't try to be too snobby or arrogant - it knows it is a small, derivative, B-horror movie, and it stays in its lane. There are some interesting scenes and concepts (such as the drugged-colorfed nightmares). They do manage to create some disturbing elements - while also purposefully breaking several horror stereotypes and cliches. They try to keep a "maybe magic, maybe mundane" approach to the story in their own clumsy way but that is interesting. And more importantly - the character of the witch is SO GREAT!

I can't say enough how I enjoyed the witch (Lilith) on screen, and I do believe that this is due to the incredible work of her actress. Because she is played by none other than Dee Wallace (a horror movie regular who began her career with E.T.) - and she manages to make the character entertaining and disturbing. It really works, and I suspect that if a bad actress had been placed there, the role might have felt flat and generic. But she brings extremely well the disturbed state of mind, the humanity of the monster, and the true descent into horrible madness of the character. They are notably the first movie, to my knowledge, which actually acknowledges and reflects upon the special relationship between Gretel and the Witch, invoking elements that would later become common in "Hansel and Gretel" retellings, such as the witch wanting to make Gretel her "heir", or seeing her as a daughter substitute.

Beyond the year 2013, of course, now, you hit "Hansel and Gretel - horror" in any web research system, and you get the recent horror movie by Oz Perkins, the 2020's "Gretel and Hansel".

I do believe that this movie, and The Asylum's movie, truly reflect the two sides of horror movies and how one same story can be treated under these two lenses. The Asylum's is a gory, brutal, low-budget but decent and interesting horror movie, that still works in its limitations and intends to be just your random "fun little horror slasher movie" ; this movie is the artistic, big-budget, much more stylized and psychological disturbing horror movie that veers more into dark fantasy sometimes and tries more to be an actual nightmare, in the most abstract and eerie sense.

Personally, I did enjoy the movie as a whole and I think it is a good Hansel and Gretel movie. I do think they did a good job at mixing the fairytale with the entire Christian myth of the witch as built by the witch-hunts and other countryside superstitions (they weaved in the story for example the topics of the magical ointments and the idea of witches feasting on the dead) ; and I did love the dark twists and reveals at the end ; and I also liked very much the subtle references to other fairytales slid in the story (Little Red Riding Hood, and The Juniper Tree).

However it is not a movie without flaws - and I would never call it a perfect movie. It got the ideas, the visuals, the will, the inspirations, but... sometimes it does too much, there's unecessary things that could have been cut out and do ridiculize a bit the movie (the first third of the movie is filled with unecessary and random moments like the bizarre hostile man in the abandoned house, or the "mushroom" scenes, which clearly were not needed - there's also jumpscares that are just... there, for jumpscare sakes, when this movie clearly does NOT need jumpscares). There is also the fact that while often it manages to drive its themes, messages and topics in subtle or clever ways (the dialogues of Gretel and the witch, about things such as power, womanhood, the world, are all very well done), a few times it becomes suddenly very clumsy and awkward (one particular moment was the line of Gretel about "the system" in her very first scene, which felt definitively too political and modern to fit in the context).

I do remember the so-called "debate" there was when this movie was released, and the so-called "scandal" of putting Gretel's name first. But it makes full sense when you understand that Gretel here is the main character, that we are told the story through her, and that it doesn't try so much to be a Hansel and Gretel retelling, as rather a dark and morbid fantasy movie that uses the Hansel and Gretel tale as a driving plot to explore more things - the European witchcraft myth, the theme of "Faustian deals", etc, etc... And despite some clumsiness here and there that do flaw the movie (I haven't mentionned it, but the choice of the tattoos for the witch's "final" form seemed very random and ill-thought, which is one of the several little details that don't work ; balanced by details that do work, such as the idea of having a more modern architecture for the witch's house), it still works for most of its course.

To conclude this post, I need to talk about one last "Hansel and Gretel" movie. A movie which American audiences are not actually familiar with. Because it is a German movie, that got released around Europe (I saw it in French), but to my knowledge never crossed the Atlantic. Made by Anne Wild and written by Peter Schwindt, this movie is probably the eeriest Hansel and Gretel adaptation I have seen. It is not "disturbing", "shocking" or "horrifying" - it is just creepy and unsettling. It is not a rewrite or a "retelling" per se, because it stays faithful to the original tale and barely changes anything. Out of the five movies I present you, this is the most faithful movie when it comes to adapting the brothers Grimm fairytale.

EDIT: I originally wrote this part thinking the movie was very hard to find... TURNS OUT IT WAS POSTED ON YOUTUBE! The full movie is on Youtube - in its original German though

This movie made the fairytale eerie with two things. 1) Little unsettling and creepy details in terms of style and movie editing. This movie actually has several things in common with the 2020's Gretel and Hansel - such as the heavy use of the forested landscape to make one feel both lost and trapped at the same time (helped by the fact the protagonists are here played by actual children), and bizarre camera angles and movements (including disturbing close-ups and brutal cuts). The score also includes eerie songs and creepy children whispers, that add to the general spookyness. 2) A work on the realism on the tale. There's still magic and supernatural in there, definitively. But overall it is all... "realistic" in style, making it all more unsettling. Hansel and Gretel behave like actual children - and are in fact often unaware of the danger they are getting themselves into. The color palette is drab and lightless.

Don't get me wrong: this is not an adult-aimed movie, it is not a horror movie. It is still a kid-oriented, fairytale movie, with some moments of humor (though it is mostly dark humor, such as Hansel, blissfully unaware of the witch's plan, coming to enjoy his life in a cage eating good food all day long), a happy ending, and many beautiful visuals (the witch's bedroom is especially interesting - slight spoiler but there is the beautiful visual of the witch keeping petrified birds and butterflies in her room, that come back to life once she is dead). It has poetry to it - but it is definitively not a Disney movie and not what we usually think of as "fairytale movie for kids". It is a quite dark one.

One good illustration of this would be the family dynamic at the start of the tale, and how this movie slightly changes the whole abandonment episode. In this movie, the character of the mother is actually sick - and having her suffering from what will be a deadly disease puts her entire character into a very different light. Another major change they did is that the second time the children are abandoned - the parents do not hide the fact they are abandoning them. Hansel and Gretel know it, and the parents don't bother lying or even pretending, but there is still this sort of untold shame as they don't openly admit it and flee from their crying children... It hits hard.

The creepiest part of the whole movie is however, without a doubt, the witch. By gosh, this is one of the creepiest incarnations of the character I saw. She is a perfect embodiment of the uncanny valley: she is not some cartoonish monster, she is just this pale middle-aged woman that never blinks. She does perform magic, but her magic keeps with the "realism" style of the movie - no flash, no music, no smoke. When she teleports, she is just here one moment, another the next. She prevents Gretel from leaving by casting a spell that makes it so that each time she walks away, she ends up finding herself in front of the house - despite it being impossible. Her rhyming "Who's nibbling on my house?" is actually a disembodied whisper in the ears of the children as they see nobody, making their answer "It's just the wind" an actual comforting sentence they say to themselves thinking they imagined it all. Her bedroom cannot actually exist because it is located in an impossible part of the house that does not appear from the outside. And there are those little details that do hint at her maybe not being actually human but just looking like a human - when she moves sometimes her bones crack, and other times her voice seems to double itself in a strange echo... And when she is pushed into the oven (light spoilers too) - she doesn't scream. She doesn't make a sound. Once she is pushed and the door is closed, it is dead silence, and that makes it even more disturbing than if she actually screamed in agony.

And there are other little morbid details in the movie - too many for me too count. But one thing that does stick with me was the way Gretel pieced up together the witch's real intentions for Hansel (because of course she didn't tell them she was going to eat them), by noticing little details straight out of Pan's Labyrinth - such as Gretel noticing the witch's wind-chimes is made of bones and hair ; and the witch keeping in her house a closet filled with an ungodly amount of toys in various states of aging. This latter detail was notably taken back by "Gretel and Hansel", where the first hint of the witch's previous victims are toys scattered in the wilderness around the house. In fact, I do wonder if Perkins didn't take some inspiration from this 2005 movie, because there is definitively something similar between the two.

And with this, you have to my knowledge the perfect Hansel and Gretel movies for the spooky season.

The supernatural tragedy inspired by, and a famed piece of Korean horror. The surprisingly good B-horror movie that turns the story into a new "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". The dark fantasy action-packed blockbuster that is just halfway there. The recent, heavily stylized, witch-hunt inspired artsy/socio-political horror movie. And the eerie, unsettling, faithful retelling as a dark German children movie.

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

A big selection of requests. Some may lean too heavily into 'thriller' territory than into horror. Some may lean too into the comedy side of horror-comedy. That's fine. Use your best judgment. Y'all are doing great stuff with this tumblr.

Alphabetically:

Banshee Chapter (2013)

Bug (2006)

The Crazies (2010)

Cube 2: Hypercube (2003)

The Dark Half (1993)

Darkness (2002)

The Facts in the Case of Mister Hollow (2008) (short film, available on youtube)

Fallen (1998)

Faust (1994)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

Identity (2003)

The Jacket (2005)

The Keep (1983)

The Machinist (2004)

Monsters (2010)

The Mothman Prophecies (2002)

Needful Things (1993)

The Ninth Configuration (1980)

The Ninth Gate (1999)

The Reflecting Skin (1990)

The Road (2009)

Salem's Lot (1979)

Season of the Witch (2011)

Seven (also given as Se7en) (1997)

Stir of Echoes (1999)

YellowBrickRoad (2010)

Zodiac (2007)

Thanks so much for all the requests! We’ll try our best with these <3

[hollywoods-hearthrob]

𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑦⸻Hollywood's rising hearthrob.

As the son of a movie producer, he started acting in various plays and television series when he was only five years old. After graduating from school, he attended the Lee Strasberg Theatre & Film Institute in New York City. At the age of thirteen, he formed his band Choke Me With Hope, which is still actively making music. On the side he has built a career as an amateur rapper with the name “Sweet Tea”. Tim currently lives in NYC, is 22 years old and single-father of a three-year old son.

𝐓 𝐇 𝐄 𝐀 𝐓 𝐑 𝐄 • The Life of Galilei | Hansel and Gretel | The Ugly Duckling | The Ice Queen | The Sandman | Three Children of Fortune | Blue Light | Nathan the Wise | the Boy with the Red Cap | Maria Stuart | Three Wishes in Warsaw (2006–2019)

𝐅 𝐈 𝐋 𝐌 𝐎 𝐆 𝐑 𝐀 𝐏 𝐇 𝐘 • Fright | Nothing to Say | Young Temper | Everybody's Jacked Up World | Bones | The Mourning Three | BOY | Everything We Left Behind | A Life for Larry | Red Planet | You Seem Nice | WONKA (2007–2023)

𝐀 𝐖 𝐀 𝐑 𝐃 𝐒 • OSCARS: Best Young Actor („The Mourning Tree“) • OSCARS: Best Supporting Actor („Everything We Left Behind“) • OSCARS: Best Actor („Red Planet“)

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 • Lies of P : Neowiz Games & Round8 Studio

(In-character conversations only, please. Answers may take a while. userfakevz-roleplay character. Single, bisexuell. Feel free to just send me a text in english or german if you have an idea in mind! I'm always down to pleasant surprises!

[broken-synchronicity]

When Kal arrived at Twisted Wonderland, do they have their old phone with them?

If yes, did they download any films, TV shows, music, games, webcomics, etc.?

Like, I just have a sudden thought that at one point, Kal wants to show any form of media entertainment that they stored in their device to Lilia & Malleus since those 2 are the only ones who are fluent in English. (And eventually, they'll show the rest of the students & possibly the school staff as well)

Specifically the non-Disney ones, like:

"Thumbelina" (1994). 🎶

"Anastasia" (1997). 🎶

"The Prince of Egypt" (1998). 🎶

"The Road to El Dorado" (2000).

"Shrek" (2001).

"Kung Fu Panda" (2008).

"The Wizard of Oz" (1939). 🎶

"Casablanca" (1942).

"The Sound of Music" (1965). 🎶

"Jaws" (1975).

"Footloose" (1984). 🎶

"The Breakfast Club" (1985).

"The Goonies" (1985).

"Back to the Future" (1985).

"Labyrinth" (1986). 🎶

"Dirty Dancing" (1987).

"The Princess Bride" (1987).

"Beetlejuice" (1988).

"Ghost" (1990).

"Home Alone" (1990).

"Sister Act" (1992). 🎶

"Death Becomes Her" (1992).

"Bram Stoker's Dracula" (1992).

"Jurassic Park" (1993).

"The Craft" (1996).

"Scream" (1996).

"Titanic" (1997).

"Ever After" (1998).

"Jawbreaker" (1999).

"Never Been Kissed" (1999).

"Idle Hands" (1999).

"The Mummy" (1999).

"Final Destination" (2000).

"Bedazzled" (2000).

"Valentine" (2001).

"Moulin Rouge!" (2001). 🎶

"Legally Blonde" (2001).

"The Hot Chick" (2002).

"Chicago" (2002). 🎶

"Bruce Almighty" (2003).

"13 Going on 30" (2004).

"Mean Girls" (2004).

"White Chicks" (2004).

"A Cinderella Story" (2004).

"Aquamarine" (2006).

"The Devil Wears Prada" (2006).

"Pan's Labyrinth" (2006).

"Dreamgirls" (2006). 🎶

"Hairspray" (2007). 🎶

"Hansel and Gretel" (2007).

"Mamma Mia!" (2008). 🎶

"The House Bunny" (2008).

"Bride Wars" (2009).

"Jennifer's Body" (2009).

Assuming Kal has any of those aforementioned films downloaded in their phone.

Sorry if the examples I listed above are way too many 😅😅😅

Sorry, but I stated pretty quickly that the only thing that came with Kal for our world was underwear and a tank top (see Prologue chapter when Kal is describing the NRC ceremonial uniform)

But! This would be a fun AU to think about!

[watcher-in-the-woods]

Hansel and Gretel (헨젤과 그레텔, 2007)

Directed by Yim Pil-sung Written by Kim Min-sook and Yim Pil-sung

Based on Hansel and Gretel by the Brothers Grimm

[psychosomaticdeicide]

Hallowed Be Thy Ween 100 Horror Movie List

Here is my list of 100 (and one) horror movies currently available to watch on Tubi. The list is 9,457 minutes, or 158 hours, or 6 and a half full days long.

Detention (2019)

Ring (1998)

Ring Spiral (1998)

Ring 2 (1999)

Ring 0 (2000)

Sadako 3D (2012)

Sadako 3D 2 (2013)

Sadako [DOL] (2019)

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)

Dead Rising: Endgame (2016)

The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

Bubba the Redneck Werewolf (2014)

Body Bags (1992)

Puppet Master (1989)

Suspiria (1977)

Dumplings (2004)

To Your Last Death (2020)

Re-Animator (1985)

Bride of Re-Animator (1991)

The Blob (1958)

Dance of the Dead (2008)

Play Dead (2023)

Captive (2023)

Vietnamese Horror Story (2022)

Baby Blue (2023)

Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Final Destination (2000)

Come to Daddy (2020)

Cube (1997)

Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)

Cube 0 (2004)

Patient Seven (2016)

Closed School (2019)

When a Stranger Calls (1979)

Videoverse (2021)

Villains (2019)

Audition (1999)

Bilocation (2013)

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

Nosferatu[: A Symphony of Horror] (1922)

Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

Mandy (2018)

Hagazussa (2017)

The Night Shift (2018)

The Closet (2020)

Dark Tales of Japan (2004)

Signal 100 (2019)

Tomie: Beginning (2005)

Tomie: Revenge (2005)

Tomie Unlimited (2011)

Ox-Head Village (2022)

Mourning Grave (2014)

Satanic Panic (2019)

Elizabeth Harvest (2018)

V/H/S (2012)

V/H/S/2 (2013)

V/H/S: Viral (2014)

Hansel & Gretel (2007)

Deadly Blessing (1981)

Knife+Heart (2018)

Last House on Dead End Street (1977)

Terror Train (1980)

American Mary (2012)

Antiviral (2012)

Tamara (2005)

Last House on the Left (1972)

Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Possum (2018)

The Devil’s Carnival (2012)

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

Vampariah (2016)

Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story (2015)

Slender (2016)

Dark Web: Descent into Hell (2022)

Stephen King’s IT (1990)

Stalker (2021)

The Ghost [Lo Spettro] (1963)

Grave of the Vampire (1972)

Hellraiser (1987)

All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

All Hallows’ Eve 2 (2015)

Bones (2001)

13 Sins (2014)

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Don’t Hang Up (2017)

The Girl Who Got Away (2021)

The Lazarus Effect (2015)

The Thing [from Another World] (1951)

Escape Room (2017)

Vacancy (2007)

Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2009)

The Tunnel (2011)

Char Man (2019)

Nightlight (2015)

The Tingler (1959)

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Dark Water (2003)

[theywritepoetryaboutus]

🍁🍂 Fall Movie Watchlist 🍂🍁

Gretel and Hansel (2020)

The Covenant (2006)

Sweeney Todd (2007)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Carrie (1976)

It (2017)  

Evil dead (2013)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Queen of the Damned (2002) 

Suspiria (2018)

Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

The Wicker Man (2006) 

Midsommar (2019)

Candyman (1992)

The Ritual (2017)

The Wretched (2019)

[black-fairy3]

🕷️❤︎₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ fairy's spooky movie marathon✧˚₊ᗢ ɞ˚₊❤︎🕷

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON EVERYONE!!!!!

my name is ʚ fairy ɞ , welcome to my blog <3

i love movies and over this past year, i've been keeping track of all the new movies i have watched. whether old or new, i would watch, rate and write my own personal review. now that it's halloween and i was going to watch halloween themed/horror movies anyway, i thought, why not just share my thoughts with other movies lovers!!!

this list consisted of movies i have already seen, ones i've never seen, and ones i've seen but, don't really remember all that much. please do not judge me for the movies that i've never seen but, have been out for years okay!! it's very hard for me to grab onto new things and i'm sensitive so, please be nice😭

| ❤︎ - seen before | 🤡 - never seen | 🕷️- don't remember/wasn't paying attention | underlined titles have the link to my review |

the list:

halloween (1978) 🤡

the craft (1996) ❤︎ -> (2020) 🤡

texas chainsaw massacre (1974) 🤡

friday the 13th (1980) 🤡

rosemary’s baby (1968) 🤡

coraline (2009) ❤︎

monster house (2006) ❤︎

paranorman (2012) 🕷️

my babysitter’s a vampire (2010) ❤︎

the shining (1980) 🤡

queen of the damned (2002) 🤡

the babadook (2014) 🤡

death becomes her (1992) ❤︎

sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street (2007) 🤡

final destination (2000) -> (2003) -> (2006) -> (2009) -> (2011) 🤡

scream (1996) ❤︎ -> (1997) -> (2000) -> (2011) -> (2022) -> (2023) 🤡

a nightmare on elm street (1984) 🤡

corpse bride (2005) 🤡

get out (2017) ❤︎

nope (2022) ❤︎

men in black (1997) -> (2002) -> (2011) -> (2019) ❤︎

candyman (2021) ❤︎

carrie (1976)🕷️ -> (1999) 🤡 -> (2002) 🤡 -> (2013) ❤︎

hellraiser (1987) -> (2005) -> (2022) 🤡

thir13en ghost (2001) 🤡

child’s play (1988) 🤡

children of the corn (1984) 🤡

the rocky horror picture show (1975) 🕷️

elvira: mistress of the dark (1988) 🤡

jennifer’s body (2009) ❤︎

leprechaun (1993) 🤡

psycho (1960) 🤡

evil dead rise (2023) 🤡

pearl (2022) 🤡

black phone (2021) ❤︎

it (1990) 🤡 -> (2017) ❤︎ -> (2019) ❤︎

bodies bodies bodies (2022) 🤡

it follows (2014) 🤡

malignant (2021) 🕷️

terrifier (2016), -> (2022) 🤡

freaky (2020) 🤡

train to busan (2016) ❤︎

don’t breathe (2016), -> (2021) 🤡

hard candy (2005) 🤡

the visit (2015) 🕷️

promising young woman (2020) 🤡

bad hair (2020) 🤡

the house that jack build (2018) 🤡

false positive (2021) 🤡

escape room (2019), -> (2021) ❤︎

fresh (2022) ❤︎

the covenant (2006) 🤡

little monsters (2019) 🤡

cooties (2014) ❤︎

they cloned tyrone (2023) ❤︎

warm bodies (2013) ❤︎

the invitation (2022) 🤡

army of the dead (2021) 🤡

zombieland (2009), -> (2019) 🤡

fear street (1) -> (2) -> (3) ❤︎

we have a ghost (2023) 🤡

lovely bones (2009) 🕷️

the silence (2019) 🤡

cam (2018) 🕷️

edward scissors hands (1990) 🕷️

a quiet place (2018), -> (2020) 🤡

hansel & gretel: witch hunters (2013) ❤︎

vampires suck (2010) ❤︎

knock knock (2015) 🕷️

the fly (1986) 🤡

DISCLAIMER: some of the movies on this list are of a franchise...rather long franchises. so because of that, i will be watching the first movie out of the franchise unless stated other wise. i will not be watching twelve movies of a franchise, my limit is six so, please do not ask.

also, most of these movies are more spooky than scary because i'm more of a slasher, creature and psychological thrillers type gal. ghosts and spirits aren't really for me but, i did put the babadook (2014) here just in case i have the urge to really get scared but, if i pussy out, i don't wanna hear nathan!!!!!!

feel free to watch along with me and leave any comments under this post. i love hearing other peoples opinion's & theory's and sharing/explaining things about a film that i might have missed the first time around. i'm all ears :)

[mazeofthemartyr]

Hansel & Gretel

[bacchusmademedoit]

"Hansel and Gretel" (2007) - dir. Robert Eggers

[scorpio-marionette]

31 Nights of Head Canons - Night 5

Night 4

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A/N: At some point I hope to stop posting these things at 1 in the morning, because if keep doing that I will fall a day behind

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Night 5

Who is your favorite villain?

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Dio

The Joker from DC Comics would be Dio's favorite villain. Just don't expect him to go advertising it. The choice is way too mainstream for our resident emo-revolutionary, but he can't deny that he, like the character, feeds on the chaos he creates. It is his life and he wouldn't give it up for anything.

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Omar

As a fan of the Hobbit, Omar loves Smaug the dragon. He's always had a love for the giant, winged lizards. Smaug was more than that though. He could talk, be doused in melted gold and shake it off with no problem, and see through the invisiblity of the one ring by use of senses. His presence as a character raises so many questions. Where exacly did he come from? How did he actually get inside the Dwarf mines? What happened to the rest of his species? Omar thinks it's a shame there weren't more dragons in the franchise, but none would have compared to Smaug.

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Zach

The Organization, or the secret international groups of people who are ritualistically killing people for the Ancients, interests Zach quite a bit. Cabin in the Woods created a very interesting world that he would like to delve down deeper into. After all, the world presumably ended at the of the movie. They could do a prequel to show the origins of the society.

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Oberyn

Oberyn respects that sometimes you have to do bad things to get good results. Probably why he gets along with Tyrion. However, Oberyn has no respect whatsoever for BAD MEN. Men, and times women (*cough, cough* Cersei), who truly treat life with so little love and civility are dead in the prince's eyes. They are a waist of breath and good wine.

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Marcus Pike

Marcus is more of a hero man himself. There are some cool antagonists out there that he likes. Maybe some anti-heroes, but not really villains.

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Max Phillips

Beetlejuice is Max's favorite. He loves the crazy, chaotic, and theatrical nature of the character. He relates quite a lot to the character's behavior and actions. I mean if you think about it, Beetlejuice must be summoned and Max must be transferred before thet can start the death and destruction.

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Pero Tovar

Pero can't stand real bad men. He's not going to like a villain. Hell, sometimes I don't he can ever stand himself with all of the wrongs he does.

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Javier Peña

That's right. Javi is a Lord of the Rings nerd, and his favorite villian is the giant eyeball in the sky: Sauron! Of course, this character used to have a body and what not, which only makes his story more interesting to Javi. Tolkien does explain some, but what if there's more to than that?

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Jack

Muriel, the Grand Black Witch from Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, was surprisingly a favorite of Jack's. She doesn't really do much in the movie, but her presence is memorable. She doesn't let you ignore her when she's on camera. Even if you look away, your eyes return to her. She's also beautiful when not revealing her corrupted face from her years of using black magic.

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Ezra

The Domergue Gang from the Heateful Eight tickled Ezra's fancy, as do most stories of Earth's "Wild West Days" usually do. It got him through his time on the Green moon. Hearing how they concocted their scheme makes Ezra feel like a cowboy himself. He thinks he could've done the job better even.

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Dave

If Dave ever had to have that awkward attraction to a person you shouldn't find attractive, it would be Missy Armitage, the mom from Get Out. Why? Because of her command over the situation. She's calm, focused, one with her practiced skill, and it's hot! Dave may prefer a submissive woman to pour his dark affections into, but he also loves a strong woman who can take him on.

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Frankie

Blackheart, specifically from the 2007 Ghost Rider movie, was a pretty cool character. The powers and goal of the character were fun to watch be revealed. Frankie especially found the possession/absorbtion of all of the souls from the town at the end incredibly interesting. The special effects team did great. The character is different in the comics though.

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Max Lord

Max was already the villain in his own story. I don't think he cares to enjoy a villain. Though he will say that Scar from the Lion King has a very catchy song that he cannot get out of his head.

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Marcus Moreno

After watching Maleficent with Missy, Marcus likes that they made King Phillip the bad guy. It's an interesting take. Playing with perspective to show that fairy tales, like all stories or news, are onesided and at times fabricated. He's curious to know if Phillip never loved her or if his greatest mistake was letting her go for power of his own.

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Din

Din has no time for heroes or villains. The world is far too dangerous for him to indulge in such stories. Besides, what with having his son again, why would he identify with a villain when all he wants is to be a hero to Grogu?

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Nico

Lord Blackwood from Sherlock Holmes. Nico loves Sherlock for his cunning wit and obervent gaze. Nico loves Blackwood for his master trickery and use of quite literal magic tricks to conceal his crime. Blackwood is resourceful, creative, and ultimately a mere piece to a bigger mystery.

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Dieter

Dorian Tyrell was Dieter's favorite because when faced with a magic mask that could bring out your deepest and at times darkest desires, he had no questions and just went with it. He was also or less completely unphased by the fact that his adversary, was a cartoonish bank teller with weird powers.

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Javi Gutierrez

Van Pelt from Jumanji is a favorite of Javi's for much of the same reasons he likes Alan Parrish. Van Pelt represents the strained relationship Alan has with his father. Javi also has a difficult time around his father. He sometimes wishes he could stand up for himself like Alan.

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Joel

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a nostalgic dream for Joel. He loves the comedy in the idea that a giant marchmallow has come to destroy you. Even in a zombie infested world, it still seems super ridiculous. Though he would take the marshmallow over Clickers.

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To A Very Talented & Elegant & Intriguing English Actress Of The UK 🇬🇧 Today After her stage debut in Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost at the Globe Theatre (2007), She made her feature film debut in the comedy St Trinian's (2007). She portrayed Bond Girl Strawberry Fields in the James Bond film Quantum of Solace (2008), a performance which won her an Empire Award for Best Newcomer. She has since appeared in a number of films, including The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009), Tamara Drewe (2010), Clash of the Titans (2010), Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010), Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), Their Finest (2016), The Escape (2017), and Vita and Virginia (2018). She received the Harper's Bazaar Woman of the Year Award for acting in and producing The Escape. Her theatrical highlights have included starring in The Duchess of Malfi (2014), Made in Dagenham (2014), Nell Gwynn (2016) and Saint Joan (2017). She was nominated for Olivier Awards for her work on both Nell Gwynn and Made in Dagenham, and she won the Evening Standard Theatre Award for the latter. Since 2016, She has run her own production company, Rebel Park Productions, which focuses on creating female-led content in front of and behind the camera. She has executive-produced four feature films and two short films. She is also on record as being a supporter of the Time's Up, ERA 50:50 and MeToo movements. She played an integral role in persuading actresses to wear black at the 2018 BAFTAs in support of Time'sUp, and has been involved with ERA 50:50, an equal pay campaign in the UK, since its inception. Please Wish This Very Intriguing Actress Of Grand Performances 🎭 A Very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 Ms. Gemma Arterton 🇬🇧  #GemmaArterton https://www.instagram.com/p/CoLhNS0vuYFizhUnZmqMDMkzfp5lIHIyD68nr80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kwnoah]

(slides in and crashes into wall) what’s up gamers :D introducing to you my second character, noah jung. he is a former pre-med major and current food & nutrition major, aka the premade 010. here’s his about page and his app and originally i was going to write up a plot page but didn’t manage to do so in time for acceptance ;; 

i will be putting some info about noah below and some basic wanted connections!

please like this to plot and i’ll message you <3

he was born and raised in sydney australia

he was born premature and had to get open heart surgery when he was barely six months old </3

but other than that he was a relatively healthy kid

during kindergarten he was diagnosed with asthma 

he was a child model in korea from age 6-10 (2007-2011) before going back to sydney 

he finished most of middle school and part of high school in sydney before coming back to seoul in 2017

graduated high school in seoul in 2019 and entered kyungwon as an international student on the english track but also takes half his courses in korean

since he doesn’t have to do military service he just watched his friends go instead

he was originally a pre-med major since his parents wanted him to go into that but it was literally killing him inside because he was doing terribly

he ends up switching majors after his second year (end of 2020) and switches to food & nutrition after a gap semester

during his gap semester he started streaming on twitch and his content is between him playing genshin, valorant, etc. to baking?? LMAO

he returned to school in sept 2021 and has done 2 full semesters as a food & nutrition major and is enjoying it so much more

but his parents don’t know so he’s stressed about that

possible plots?

other child models that he could’ve met and befriended though it would be kinda funny if they recognized each other after all these years

kids that he could’ve gone to school with in either seoul or sydney — elementary or middle school or high school tbh idc

other english speakers!!! pls!!! he needs english track friends he begs ... no matter how comfortable he is in korean there’s something different about communicating in his native language

people who ... maybe caught his streams? he self-translates what he says into korean and english so maybe people who think that’s cute

past flings/ons!!! noah was a bit of a wild child his first year of uni (so 2019) and mellowed out after but they could’ve had a thing. or just a ONS and they’ve finally run into each other again accidentally or smth (considering his speaking voice contrasted to his face i think he would be somewhat memorable)

people who are/were in pre-med too because they were probably??? friends???? and watched noah stretch himself too thin and either 1) tried to convince him to stay or 2) were the ones who convinced him it was okay to stop

SWIM TEAM FRIENDS

PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB FRIENDS

ISA FRIENDS 

uh maybe someone who sees him one day having an asthma attack and he doesn’t have his inhaler so they just have to help ground him or smth idkdksjhfhksdg

oh also he works at hansel and gretel bakery and is mostly just a barista/cashier so regular customers ??? maybe noah is concerned for you since you seem to have a really big sweet tooth LOL

oh and he’s also in the lo$er band as the keyboardist/vocal synthesizer so if ur a fan of the band/or him he would be very flattered

tbh anything!! i would love to plot with everyone <3