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#He is a Monster
barrywhelk · 2 years
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Dracula bruh wipe your fucking mouth after you eat who just goes to bed with crap all over their face
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lilbluebastard · 5 months
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DUDE MATTHEW WORKED SO HARD OJ THOSE SPECIAL TACTICAL ARMAMENTS
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JUST FOR HIM…..NO…. IT?!!!
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TO RUIN EVERYTHING , HIS HARD WORK TO BE WASTED AND RUINED BY THIS STUPID BITCH!
Hehe sorry I’m just sad and angry because I almost finished this series and you know what that means……
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hystixia · 7 months
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you just know jeff mason got nice strong hands
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS KNIFE ? ? it’s literally sooo big it makes my head spin so ofc he’s got big n’ veiny hands that are so strong he could crush your windpipe if he wanted to
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daydadahlias · 5 months
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what was happening in that chubby meme? yawn or attack?
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he is mid yawn in this pic !!
and then he attacked me <3
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oscar-piastri · 11 months
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idk what is worse: thats it’s just one year of prison and he wont even set foot in jail OR what he said to defend himself. I swear to god i fucking hate men who have a god fucking complex and are fucking mysogynist
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 days
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Expertise can't help you here.
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marypsue · 5 months
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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protoctist · 3 months
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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percabetn · 3 months
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i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication
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suiheisen · 9 days
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i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket
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angelumcaedis · 6 months
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I keep seeing people modding astarion to have green, blue, grey, brown eyes - the red freak eyes are half the appeal to me I don’t get it
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FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald
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bluegiragi · 15 days
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he keeps his promises.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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fumifooms · 2 months
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Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…
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thetrashiestbaby · 10 months
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vebokki · 5 months
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shen qingqiu and the mystery of why people fear his cutest disciple
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