#He deserves this

[sapphire600]

Okay, but seriously if MatPat isn’t a crazy news reporter in the new FNAF movie then what’s the point?!

[morgana-ren]

NEIL NEWBON WINS BEST PERFORMANCE LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

[letshareapapou]

Listen up 5's, a 10 is speaking.

A Crosshair sweep from the poll~

[crowselli]

it's been so long... welcome back unhinged tanizaki please hang around

[mydotguy]

I’m not sure how to make a request, but here goes. Is alright to ask for the salesman at the beach? He needs at least a day to himself.

This takes place after he leaves Barnsworth, and he finally gets to have his day off at the beach (offered by his boss after hearing of the trouble he had to go through. He also asked if he could come along, so he’s just there). Though, in the distance, there seems to be a memory of Barnsworth watching him from afar. Will they do something? That’s not his responsibility.

(Also i’m thinking of expanding on the main character’s office life, just starting with his boss)

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

imagine being 21, like freshly 21, at the end of 2020 or really early 2021, and you're hoping the pandemic is ending. you've played the drums since like second grade and you're pretty good so you list yourself on fivrr 'cause people need a drummer sometimes for any number of reasons. and you take a gig for some little pandemic band to do studio drums for the EP they're trying to record. And after the first session one of them is like "hey you're actually a really good drummer, instead of us paying you would you like to just join the band?" and like, sure that sounds super cool, and their music's good, so you do. and then two years later you've got a top 10 EP and are being featured in fucking rolling stone. At the ripe age of 23.

i'm just saying, Mark Boardman's life is fucking insane, dude.

[gunsatthaphan]

seated for him 🤷🏼‍♀️

[missathlete31]

Glen at Sundance!

📸 from his Instagram

[jo-presta]

Happy Fox Day everyone!!

[mistchievous]

[trash-opposum]

I want….

Mephistopheles to have a moment in game where he just get pissed at Lucifer. He just goes off on him.

Basically just a moment of “I’ve worked so fucking hard to be at Diavolo’s side. I have been training to to this since I could walk, talk, whatever. It was basically my life’s purpose. And you just fucking take that away from me just like that?”

Please…. Let this man BE ANGRY

[mostlymaudlin]

neil is standing in the corner of the party with kevin when a very drunk nicky wraps his arm around his shoulders

“neil!” nicky cries. “you have to find andrew!”

“is he missing?” neil asks, eyes still on the game footage playing on kevin’s phone. 

“it’s one minute till midnight!” he says. “if i can’t get my new years kiss from erik, then i need to at least live vicariously through you!”

“okay, just give me a second…” neil says. they’ve watched this game before, but neil and kevin are trying to pay better attention this time to the umaine backliner who has been an absolute wall this season. 

“did you not hear me?” nicky says. “we’re down to seconds. we have to move!”

“fine,” neil says, letting nicky drag him away even as kevin grumbles his dissent. andrew is, surprisingly, still at the party — neil had not expected him to make it until midnight. he’s sitting on a sofa with renee, matt, and dan. the others talk as andrew stares at his phone. (he’s probably playing snake. he’s having a Moment with snake right now.)

nicky manages to surprise neil, pushing him at andrew so that he stumbles and half-falls into his lap. andrew reacts quickly, moving his phone out of the way and grabbing neil’s shirt so that he doesn’t slide to the floor.

“hi,” neil says breathlessly. andrew raises an eyebrow. he doesn’t push neil off, so neil readjusts in his lap instead. andrew wraps a secure arm around neil’s waist. 

“twenty seconds!” nicky shouts to the room. “hey, kevin, since we’re both in this whole LDR situation…”

neil tries to tune the room out as it dissolves into a loud countdown.

10, 9…

“nicky says i have to kiss you at midnight,” neil says, just loud enough for andrew to hear. 

7, 6…

andrew blinks. “that’s stupid.”

4, 3…

“i thought so too, but—“

happy new year!!!

andrew cuts neil off by grabbing his face and pulling him into a kiss. it’s nothing fancy. it’s not particularly hot or meaningful — a dry press of lips surrounded by other people. 

but still. neil smiles against andrew’s mouth. 

it feels like making a wish.

[ham1lton]

LEWIS HAMILTON IS THEE GOAT !!! STAY MAD BITCHES 😹😹😹😹

[owcaunion]

Perry but like, with a gun.....

[itsblasttothepast]

I'm so happy Oscar won today, because he has been racing like a GOD for the last three races, he's trying so hard and he earned it.

However, all the drama around his win makes me bitter, let him enjoy it! I don't get people saying he didn't deserve it, like, did you watch the entire race? he was nailing it since the beginning! the pit stop was all McLaren's strategy (not sure why), but it's like when Russell won in Austria and drama overshadowed the victory.

Let Oscar enjoy this (I'm sure he is, of course), he will be a World's Champion in the future.

[devilsxhook]

saw this a while ago, he’s on the truck🥹