The manic energy of Tango in Zed's newest video is so infectious!
Zed knows he's been working really hard on Decked Out 2 and he's almost done and he's been in that hole for so long with little to no external stimuli. And Zed's many things but he is NOT the kind of friend that refuses a friend the opportunity to have a little fun.
So he schemes for a bit and comes up with a new Zedvancement, an excuse to drag Tango out of the Frozen, sunless Citadel, and from the moment Tango sees that A.S.S. Hat, reminded of ye olde Sillies from back in the day, he's so excited.
Cut to the elytra course, Tango's all "Woah woah woah I'm rusty!" but Zedaph just laughs and says "Give it a go!" and hands him a lead attached to a baby chicken.
Cut to the rim of the Hole of Fame. Zed explains the Zedvancement, and Tango's laughing and asking incredulous questions and making hysterical noises but laughing and laughing and laughing and he's all in and Zed can tell this was a good idea.
Cut to the launch platform, Tango's holding his hand to his face and giggling furiously because Zed miscalculated which sheep would give birth. He's using his Smartness, his Tango brain, to calculate where the baby sheep's gonna fall and to decide which sheep needs fed first for optimal placement. Zed's having the time of his life, and he can tell Tango is, too.
Cut to Tango, squealing and flying and tumbling through the air trying to gain as much airtime as possible without using rockets, with Zedaph desperately chucking wheat in the general direction of the baby sheep. They come crashing into the water laughing and laughing.
Cut to Tango, stuffing wheat into the sheep's mouth when suddenly it's grown and he's roaring "It's alive! It's alive!" and trying to give Zed landing directions between the hysterical giggles. Zed lands the sheep and they laugh and cheer and sing their own fanfare.
Cut back to the launch platform. Tango pitches the Zedvancement back to Zedaph, listing the things he was cackling incredulously at the prospect of earlier, and suggesting they take it a step further.
Smash cut, "We go again, Zed." Tango has this manic grin on his face, that gremlin spark in his eyes. Zedaph, with a fierce Mischief look, steps forward. "We go again."
Cut to the platform again. There are now four dangling sheep. Tango and Zed now have bits of wool all over their clothes. "These guys couldn't keep up with our reproduction needs, so we had to add more."
Cut. "So yeah, it was getting a bit confusing trying to remember which ones to do so we have perfectly Zedaph-colored sheep now." The sheep are dyed pink and yellow, color-coded in pairs.
Cut, Tango and Zed have matching Gremlinsanity eyes and smiles, and potions in their hands. They're not going to stop until this sheep is dangled.
Cut to Tango's whoops and cheers and cackles as Zedaph hooks the lead onto the fencepost, a pink sheep dangling beneath.
Cut to the Hole of Fame. Zedaph's trumpeting their victory. "The walk of- not shame, the opposite of shame!" "No! Victory and glory and triumph and delivery service!!"
And he knows this was a good idea.
110 notes
·
View notes
I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.
A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."
And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.
All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.
31K notes
·
View notes
As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.
For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.
But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.
Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.
35K notes
·
View notes
i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers
you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.
AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character
see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.
mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.
8K notes
·
View notes