#Headmaster black

[honeybadgerdontcare394]

The crossover of the century: HL meets Derry Girls.

[legacyshenanigans]

Headmaster Black: These students don't respect me.

Sharp: Have you tried, trying to relate to them?

Headmaster Black: Urgh? No?

Sharp: Well, maybe you should?

Headmaster Black: Hmm.

(Later that day)

Sebastian: *stood leaning on a wall in the Dark arts tower*

Headmaster Black: *wanders past and nods his head at him* Sup Homeboy?

Sebastian: (?)....The f-

~

[girl-named-matty]

Hogwarts Legacy characters and my first impressions of them pt.1

Semi-in order of when you meet them.

Eleazar Fig: Cool guy, seems to care a lot about me so that's nice.

George Osric: This guy is TOTALLY the villain. Why would he just come out of nowhere and be acting so weird and like he doesn't want anyone else to hear what he has to say? (LOL sorry George 💀We all know how that ended)

Ranrok: Naww who is this- DID HE JUST KILL THAT GOBLIN?!

Professor Black: Annoying. Annoying, Annoying, Annoying. GO AWAY.

Professor Weasley: She's awesome, super sweet, and she's in Gryffindor and I'm in Gryffindor so that's nice. Oh, wait a Weasley???

Cressida Blume: She's cute. Has cute freckles.

Nellie Oggspire: I need to be her friend IMMEDIATELY.

Garreth Weasley: Oh this guys a cutie--OH SHOOT HIS LAST NAME IS WEASLEY.

Natty Onai: Her name is Natty... and mine is Matty... We now we HAVE to be best friends.

Professor Ronen: Oh, he seems like fun!

Sebastian Sallow: Woah wait why are they fighting. OH SHOOT IS THAT GINGER KID ABOUT TO DIE- Oh, never mind. Was this guy allowed to do that? Is he gonna bully me? Should I be suspicious of him? Oh, well either way he's kinda cute.

Professor Hecat: Oh, she's cool.😎

Lenora Everleigh: So cute and has a very beautiful name.

Sirona Ryan: An absolute queen. Gave me free butterbeer and she seems really considerate of the other shop keepers. Oh and she defends me so yeah absolute queen.

Victor Rookwood: Uhh who is this guy? Oh shoot wait is he supposed to be another villain? His top hat is kinda goofy ngl. Also what kind of a threat is "Can't drink butterbeer forever?". I don't know whether to be intimidated or to laugh. Maybe both?

Theophilus Harlow: MY EYEESSSSSSS! 😭😭😭 (Sorry but he looks nasty)

Professor Garlick: OH SHE CUTEEEEEEE.

Leander Prewett: Oh I HATE THIS GUY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! SEBASTIAN SALLOW SAVE ME. PROFESSOR GARLICK HELP. (I promise I have changed my ways and I now love him)

Professor Sharp: OoOooo he looks intimidating but he is very handsome.

Amit Thakkar: CUTIE RAVENCLAW!

Andrew Larson: ANOTHER CUTIE RAVENCLAW! (throwing him in here now bc I'll tell you guys I didn't even know he had a name until like six or seven+ months ago so I got my first impression of him online LOL)

Lucan Brattleby: This kid looks fire. He's my little brother now and nobody can stop me.

Eric Northcott: He hasn't said a single word yet I do not like him. (Sorry Eric girlies)

Ominis Gaunt (1): Why does this guy keep talking to me in the hallways. Is he mad at me? WHAT DID I DO?! Oh, shoot wait is he blind? CAN HE SEE WITH HIS WAND??? DAWG THIS IS AWESOME. also he's really pretty.

Richard Jackdaw: Why does he look and sound exactly like Garreth? Is this another Weasley I don't know about?

Madam Kogawa: She looks cool. Kinda intimidates me tho and I have no idea why.

Everett Clopton: His voice is kinda annoying and we got in trouble but he did teach me how to go super fast on a broom so I'll give him that much.

Deek: AWWW I LOVE THIS GUY!!

Ominis Gaunt (2): WHY DID YOU YELL AT MEEEEE?😭IM NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE UNDERCROFT I SWEAR. 😭😭

Percival Rackham: Don't like him. I don't know why but I do not like him.

Professor Howin: ...is that dodo bird actually gonna attack me or are you just saying that-

Poppy Sweeting: Aww she looks cute. She is very small but obviously that doesn't stop her from defending beasts from bullies LETS GO! Oh also she's got a cool hippogriff friend!

Imelda Reyes: Oh, I am going to beat her time by a LANDSLIDE just because she said that to me. (rivals to lovers fr)

Lodgok: Oh he seems really nice for helping us but should I be suspicious of his connections to Ranrok?

Gladwin Moon: Saw this guy earlier and he was acting weird. And now I figure out it's because of some statues. Can this school get any weirder?

pt.2 coming soon 👀

[cuffmeinblack]

Look, hear me out...

[gamesscreens]

 I don't mind if he sends me to Azkaban

[zelyna-w]

[moonmaiden1996]

Dear Wife

Phineas Black x Reader A story requested by dear @snail-noodle Warning breeding kink.

Please leave a comment 

Requests Welcome!!!! The smutty the better!

You quickened your pace to fall in step with your husband. Phineas Black had always been highly strung, more so lately. He was far more prone to headaches and sleepless nights these days than in the first blissful days of your union. Phineas had given up a lot for you, been burnt from his family tree and taken up the Headmaster position at Hogwarts to allow you to marry finally and be safe away from his pureblood fanatic family.

Despite his more abrupt nature, you couldn't help but cast a worried look as his jaw clenched tightly as he pulled you down the dirt track. You noticed it at the Honeydukes when you bumped into your former schoolmate and her impressive brood of children and when you passed by the adorable baby wizard section in the tailors. Come to mention it, he had been like this when you sent him to visit Professor Weasely while her rather loud and noisy family invaded the castle during the Christmas break.

"My love, what is wrong." You panted as you struggled to keep pace in the ridiculously layered dress he had brought you.

"Nothing, my dear." He sighed, loosening his grip.

You fell into silence again as you passed the toyshop, filled with colour wood, as a bright rocking horse catching your attention.

"Ohh look, I had toys like that; I think I must have it somewhere; I think I would like to do it up like this… lots of ribbons…maybe if we have children one day, they could play with it." You cooed.

‘‘Do you mean it?’’ a quiet whimper asked from behind

"Mean what, my love?" you hummed.

"That you would like children one day."

"Oh yes", you mumbled absentmindedly, eyeing the ribbons you could use on your old rocking horse. "A whole gaggle of them, we could outdo the Weasley," you laughed as you straightened, hand poised to go in when it was snatched back.

Gasping, you stubbled as your husband pulled you towards the floo, swearing as he stared at the long line, dragging you passed it and up the footpath.

"Phineas! What on earth!...slow down…" You called as your husband slipped his arm around your waist to hurry you.  

Your questions fell on deaf ears as you were dragged along.

"Are you upset that I want children…I know we have never spoken about it, but if you don't want to we…" your spluttering was caught off by a strong, sound kiss.

"Oh, my perfect wife," He purred as he directly past the tree line, drapping you over a large smooth boulder. "you deserve far more than this, but I cannot wait. I need to be inside you." He growled, tugging at his jacket.

Wide-eyed, you stared at him as his silk jacket was thrown to the floor, waist coat strawn not far away from it, followed by his braces before his hands ripped at your bodice. Your body jerked at the force, but you said nothing as he tore away at your dress till it was left in tatters beneath you.

'Phineus.." you whimpered, cowering under his feral gaze.

"Oh, my dear wife, already glistening for me…I will fill you till you swell…' he groaned as he loosed his breeches, just enough for his straining member to escape as he climbed over you, wrapping your naked thighs around him as he plunged into you.

Arching near fully off the rough stone, you squealed at your husband's raw movements as he pounded into you.

You should be embarrassed at the lewd squelch as your wetness coated his cock, but you could barely care as a wave of pleasure washed over you, settling in the pit of your stomach as it built.

"Phineus…I…arghhh…please' you whimper as he pulled your hips up forward and rutted deeper into you, deeper than he had ever been.

"Oh, that in my darling, I can feel you fluttering around me, greedily girl, begging to make me a daddy. Don't worry, sweet wife; you will." He cooed into your ear as he moved over you.

The little grove was filled with growls and shrieks that poured out of both of you, the sound of slapping skin vibrating against the stones and trees.

"You are going to look so good carrying our child. I will have you ride me every day so that I can see your beautiful body swell." He grunted as his pace picked up, sending you hurtling to the edge.

"Oh, that's it, come for me, my love…I want that pussy ready to take my seed." He purred.

With one more drag of his cock against your walls, you came screaming, core tightening around him.

Limply you watched your husband's face contort in a wave of primal passion as your walls milked him for every ounce of his cum. You didn’t even have another strength to fight as his skilled fingers began to manipulate your clit, pulling another orgasm from you

‘’That it cum again, got to make sure you take all my seed.’’ He praised as you came with a violent whimper.

‘’It's okay, my love; let me take care of you.’’ He cooed before adding darkly. ‘’don’t worry; I'll keep you full till you start to swell.’’

[kis00kis]

Don’t ask me.

Please.

Garreth for @the-invisibility-bloke

[rebeca-r]

Hogwarts Legacy Headcanon

I'm a perfectionist and I have to say it's a terrible trait. I always try to keep all my fictions as close to canon as possible and I couldn't stand it if characters in a fiction of mine acted OOC. But what am I supposed to do with my Hogwarts Legacy fiction? There is almost nothing known!

So let's go, Hogwarts Legacy headcanon!

Aesop Sharp...

...has a dragon heart string wand core.

...comes from a good family background. He's either a halfblood or a pureblood, his parents were well-off, no poor workers.

...has a brother.

...used to be pretty cocky when he was younger. The overconfident know-it-all type, popular with the group, bit of a rascal.

...was very good at his job at the Ministry of Magic.

…had a serious long-term relationship when he worked at the ministry. They were planning a future together, but his work was the priority to him. He thought he was irreplaceable at work for so long until his girlfriend replaced him.

...was devastated after the breakup, but he knew that women liked him and he took advantage of that. He wasn't looking for a serious relationship for quite a while.

...started to realise that he was being a bit of an idiot after he was injured. And that he had everything before, but he didn't appreciate it so much.

...likes to indulge in a good drink - perhaps a dry red wine or whisky.

...also drinks when he cannot bear the weight of his past and his bad decisions.

And a bonus!

Phineas Nigellus Black...

... is the kind of man who has a noble pureblood wife at home to show off and to make a pureblood children with, but in real life he doesn't give a damn about her and goes to whores.

(AND THAT'S WHY HE HAS VENERAL DISEASE AND NEEDS A CURE FOR BOILS! MWHAHAHA!)

[honeybadgerdontcare394]

Back at it again with another Trixie and Katya Hogwarts Legacy mashup. I think I may be crosseyed...

[legacyshenanigans]

Sebastian: *walks into a bathroom cubicle and sits down on the toilet*

Person in the cubicle next to him: Hello?

Sebastian: (?!)....Headmaster Black?

Black: *clears his throat* Yes...

Sebastian: Erm.. Are you alright, sir?

Black: There's no toilet paper in here..I've been here for half an hour..

Sebastian: *trying not to laugh*

Black: Be a chap, and throw some over will you?

~

[girl-named-matty]

Oliver Wood in the 90s: You can't cancel Quidditch! Headmaster Black 100 years before: Lol try me.

[cuffmeinblack]

Phineas Nigellus Black

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy modern AU

Black, entering the potions classroom: Aesop! I require your assistance.

Sharp: Yes?

Black: I’m having trouble with this damned contraption. I’m touching the screen and nothing is happening.

Sharp: I usually ask MC for help. She’s good with these things.

Black: Fine, call her down here immediately.

~Sharp calls MC~

~MC picks up~ it wasn’t me!

Sharp: What wasn’t you?

MC: Um, nothing. You scared me, you never call me.

Sharp: I’m in my classroom with the headmaster. He needs help with his phone.

MC: I don’t want to be tech support for that condescending asshole!

Black: I can hear you.

Sharp: Apologies, I hit the speaker button.

MC: Oh, way to go! Thank you very much.

Sharp: If you watched your tongue this wouldn’t be a problem.

~MC sheepishly enters the classroom, clears her throat~

MC: Professors.

Black: Fix this. -hands her his phone without looking at her-

MC: Um, what’s wrong with it?

Black: Well how am I supposed to know?!

MC: What were you doing when it messed up?

Black: If you must know, I clicked on an insightful article about politics.

MC: Then why are you on a page about lonely MILFS in your neighborhood?

Black: -snatches phone- I’ll just get a new one. Week’s detention!

-Black leaves-

MC: Oh thanks A LOT!

Sharp: You’re very welcome.

MC: I was being sarcastic!

Sharp: I’m aware. He let you off lightly, considering.

MC: By the way, I’ll give you the same warning. There are NO lonely MILFs in your area dying to meet you. Or Croatian women, or anything that implies gorgeous women are waiting for you.

Sharp: That seems a bit harsh. And I wouldn’t be so foolish as to click on one of those. On another unrelated note, could you take a look at my computer?

[zelyna-w]

I had to do this silly doodle, inspired by @fanartandfanfiction and @voxophile.

Hope you like it x)

[the-ink-and-quill]

Headmaster Black: Stop it! I’m in charge here!

Sebastian, lighting a table on fire: I didn’t vote for you!