I'm becoming too powerful
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I love that Feng Xin and Mu Qing are the exact same height. It has a lot of potential for foolery. Like one of them probably started wearing bigger shoes secretly to establish dominance, and it's slowly escalating into a full on heel measuring contest.
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No one in dubbing history has ever put this much pussy into playing a gay little man like James Cheek is. Every single line he says to Xie Lian sounds like he’s draped naked on a piano like that scene in Pretty Woman.
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thinking about how, since they’re a folk tale, hua cheng and xie lian are still out there in a shrine somewhere thousands of years later. gods fade away if they’re not worshipped, but as long as hua cheng is there, xie lian will be worshipped. born and reborn for him, time has never been an obstacle. hua cheng is nothing if not tenacious
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Lighting and painting practice with Taizi Dianxia and Chengzu
Edit: I forgot how much tumblr scrunches images anyway click for high res
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For vaggie that spear is her support animal/therapist
For charlie, it's a rival she'd like to throw in lava but can't cause, it's vaggies support 'animal'
silly headcanon plot twist-
Charlie's jealously at the spear ISN'T silly or irrational at all, it's a subconscious manifestation of Charlie's desperation for her girlfriend to actually open up emotionally to HER instead of to a WEAPON, confide fears and problems in CHARLIE, and a very frustrated, very also-emotionally-constipated-in-her-own-way Charlie doesn't wanna pin that frustration on Vaggie directly so she deflects all her anger to the spear, which as an inanimate objects, can't get any hurt feelings over this or decide Charlie is too much and dump her
we've done it. we've cracked the silly headcanon and found the angst waiting underneath XD XD XD
or maybe the above is all just what the hazbin crew speculates together, in their weekly "there's no way those two idiots don't have shit going on in their relationship" chaggie hotel gossip meet-ups
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kevaaron forehead kisses, back hugs, cuddles and more. that's all folks.
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Every time I'm liking and reblogging crossover art that feature both luo binghe and hua cheng in it my body shudders as I have a premonition that if a crossover ever existed, and they actually interacted, they would absolutely not be able to fucking stand each other. It would be catastrophic. Like two beta fish being put in the same tank. One has GOT to kill the other to reset the natural order of things.
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I want more people to make Nü Wa also Wukong’s mom because she also created him in one of the myths and if that’s the route we’re going for no fucking wonder he’s got so many issues
But I also fear that if Season 5 does this they’re all going to go “of course he has mommy issues” like ok he was also groomed, forced to partake in a fight he didn’t even want to do, is actually doing great as a mentor and is a somewhat good role model to Xiaotian and has taught him how to be controlled and capable and is clearly proud of him and has been effectively trying to change as a person
But sure let’s focus on the mommy issues and not the serious aspect of how Nü Wa not only did this again but also is no different from the other people in Heaven who do nothing for the mortals and immortals that have suffered because of their lack of care towards them and only imprison or attack them because they… attack Heaven directly.
Demon Bull King and Sun Wukong hold no grudges because they were victims of a very weird and messed up system; I hope Erlang gets punched in the face by them both
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