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[commsroom]

i appreciate that wolf 359 really doesn't waste time, but i am always on some level chasing the high of bach to the future, the one single episode that is primarily just eiffel and hera (and minkowski) hanging out, with relatively low stakes. i want them to do domestic tasks together more than anything in the world. eiffel and hera taking four hours to put together a piece of ikea furniture because eiffel is insistent he doesn't need the instructions, puts it together lopsided, and says it's fine and it never looks like the pictures anyway, right? ... right? accepts it's not fine. has to take it apart, and he's grumbling while hera is like, well, if you'd just listened to me read the instructions... he's holding up pieces for her to confirm the steps instead of just looking at them himself and she's like ugh you're holding it at a weird angle. i can't even see what that is. they finally get it put together. minkowski comes back into the room, which at this point looks like it's been run through by wild animals. in this same amount of time, she has quickly and efficiently put together every other piece of furniture they brought home by herself.

[rosieofcorona]

fiancé recently asked if i would prefer to be buried or cremated someday and i said neither.

instead i would like to be interred above ground in a mausoleum in the center of an enormous hedge maze on my family estate, which i will have obtained through mysterious (dubious??) means. i would like my last will and testament to be interred with me so that my estranged children have to visit me at least once if they wish to claim their inheritance. i want the hedge maze to be designed like the winchester house with lots of traps and dead ends and i’d like the will to be written in tolkien elvish, which my children will not have studied in what i can only presume to be an act of defiance towards me. the first to make it to the center of the hedge maze and translate my wishes will be named my heir and successor.

(he said, and i quote, “ok sick”)

[kraeki]

The boys playing pass it on (except they’re not actually passing it on?)

[the-sea-anemone]

the environmental storytelling of my university's instructions for submitting your thesis to the thesis/dissertation repository is kind of hilarious. every step is like here's what you enter in this box. AND HERE'S WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES ENTER IN THIS BOX

[luthwhore]

please keep in mind that this is a superman-specific poll! you can vote based on your opinions of these writers based on other superfam books as well (like supergirl, superboy, etc), but please keep it to superman-adjacent canon only!

[lipspressedclosetomine-trueblue]

This being gray feels so very ironic

[sporesgalaxy]

me looking at the ADHD diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5-TR since I have access to it for a school paper and being reminded of every weird and annoying thing I do

[slasheru]

the dateables (& Mike) as overplayed middle school dance/wedding songs:

JUNO: Get Low (this song actually slaps forgive me)

HEX: the Cha Cha Slide

TATE: Don't Stop Believing

SAWYER: The Hustle and/or Electric Slide

LAILA: Baby Got Back and/or Anaconda

HORSEMIKE: YMCA

[zosiayarn]

my toxic trait is that i fully believe i can figure out how to knit any pattern i see because im like "i literally just have to follow the instructions. how hard can it be to eventually figure it out."

i JUST learned how to knit with a sock and im like how hard is a fair isle vest with steeking REALLY (<- insane and stubborn)

[aristoteliancomplacency]

A charm to restrain anger, for your dash (guaranteed to work against enemies, accusers, brigands, phobias, and nightmares).

[aestatismors]

I hate how older people talk when they decide you're incompetent

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

How I spent March 11-17 dodging YR S3 ep1-5 spoilers left and right because my therapist said I need to love myself:

[averlym]

I need the fluffiest Aramour you can provide (given you want to of course), I am currently addicted to mutual pining and angst I need this in my life

tried to combine all three and oops fluffy angst? mutual idiots (affectionate) resolving their mutual pining

[copper-dragon-in-disguise]

my father got the time wrong so now I'm early and it's so fucking awkward

like. im glad she invited me!!!! however my spanish is so terrible as to be offensive and also IM THE ONLY PERSON HERE so uh. this is extremely awkward

[thinkabouttheimplications]

Things you can say both as a gay vampire and a biological engineer: I need more blood from non-smoking males