after glaze spent ages chewing on this shit I can finally post this
Fig Faeth but shes riddled with so many headcanons you can barely even recognise her.
Girl would do numbers on social media I swear-
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i had never drawn a portrait for claire so i took it as an opportunity for Lore Development. so heres her id pic for her drivers license renewal in 2014. looking at you weirdly. do NOT put her behind the wheel. do NOT get in a car with claire swanson if she’s driving. actually maybe don’t get in a car with her at all
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Breeding goals for 2024:
Producing a high quality sporting and working dog that is capable of being a pleasant companion on quiet days provided needs are met (Tassie is a med-high drive/low energy shepherd, expected sire was chosen for also being high drive/med energy and able to settle in the house)
Continuing the breed standard of producing a dog that is owner-oriented and aloof with strangers, though not unfriendly (Tassie is paranoid with strangers and asocial, very much a one-person dog, expected sire is selected for sociability to offset this. Tassie's pedigree has social dogs so I suspect that she's a one-off)
Not focusing on bite sports/protection; the goal is to produce a dog that is capable of doing more than just biting. The shepherd should be an all-around working dog capable of doing anything it's trained to do. (Tassie struggled with learning sports where independent thinking was necessary, though once she picked it up she's a rockstar at odor detection. Sire is a bite sport dog and titled well, chosen for good pedigree and environmental soundness. Pups will probably excel in bite sport avenues, though they should be stable enough to perform at anything)
Steering away from insane drive, part of producing a dog capable of living in the house. Also helps the goal of producing an all-around working dog, so the dog is capable of slowing down to learn new things without having an anxiety attack (Tassie struggled with this through adolescence but settled very nicely as an adult, sire is about the same)
Producing a dog that is environmentally sound and confident in new locations (Tassie has always been excellent, sire is said to have strong environmental soundness and has titled well. Puppy program planned to help pups with environmental confidence. Some adolescent reactivity is expected, both dogs had issues though have been successfully managed out of it. This is a known breed issue)
Producing a dog in good physical health (Need to finish Tassie's OFA's to confirm but pedigree has excellent rated hips/elbows throughout, sire is the same. Tassie is DM free, sire will carry. Chance for DM carries in the litter, waiting for a response back from a different stud dog just in case that would negate this but is chosen for same reasons above)
I have more thoughts on this but this is what I'm aiming for, potential for holding back a bitch from this litter to pair with future pup but I'm not sure if I want to raise two pups of similar age together so it would have to be a really amazing puppy. I CAN do it, I just don't know if I WANT to do it. But Tassie will most likely be three by the time this litter is born and I don't want to wait too long.
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When pavement princesses say their truck goes off road, it turns out that the off road they're referring to is the sidewalk
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I feel like when he’s older, Valentine has a manticore named Juno that he found on the side of the road. He thought she was miniature because she was a baby and he didn’t notice she was so big until she was already full grown because he’s stupid
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[banging pots and pans] THIS IS ALL MADE UP!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!! A 9-5 JOB, CURRENCY, SOCIAL MEDIA, SUBSCRIPTIONS, FOR-PROFIT HEALTHCARE, POVERTY, SOCIAL HIERARCHY, CARS, TECHNOLOGY, IMMIGRATION, WAGES, GAS PRICES, FOOD PRICES, THE STOCK MARKET, ECONOMICS, RENT, INSURANCE.
IT'S ALL MAN-MADE SUFFERING. IT'S ALL MADE UP. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS. WE WERE MADE TO LIVE TOGETHER IN A CONNECTED SOCIAL GROUP SO THAT WE CAN SURVIVE. WE ARE ALL FLESH AND MUSCLES AND ORGANS AND BONE AND BLOOD. ORGANIC. WE ALL DIE. ORGANIC.
TELL ME, DOES MONEY BREATHE? DOES MONEY EVER DIE?
"HUMANS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT LIFEFORMS ON EARTH" HOW CAN THAT BE TRUE WHEN WE CONSTRUCTED A SYSTEM SO PERVASIVE IT BOXES US IN WITH LITTLE OXYGEN?
HOW CAN THAT BE TRUE WHEN ONE HUMAN CAN SURVIVE AN INFECTION WITH MEDICAL CARE, BUT ANOTHER WILL MEET DEATH SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY LACK INSURANCE? OR BECAUSE THE DOCTOR WON'T TREAT THEM PROPERLY ON BASIS OF RACE? ON BASIS OF NATIONALITY? ON BASIS OF SEX OR GENDER OR SEXUALITY?
WHERE IS THE INTELLIGENCE IN ALL THIS SYSTEMIC MALICE.
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I've spent a lot of time criticizing femlock fanon today but I really do love that regardless of whether people genderbend kaiser as butch or femme we all agree that kaiser would have better hair as woman
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and then Sebastian starts carrying Finny like he did Ciel sometimes 😌 and like cats.
(Referring to this post about Dadbastian and Finny)
Having fully accepted his role as an overworked single mother, Seb trots around toting one child in each arm while O!Ciel and Finnian cling to him like baby koalas.
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