Hnngh. Humping a pillow with the fury of a dog in heat but with the clit size not made to fuck anything. I need to throat fuck someone with my clit. Someone needs to come over here and gag on it, clit warm it, stay on their knees while I do something productive cuz I am struggling
Tristamp spoilers, but no Trimax spoilers (although it's hinted at, iykyk)
The fact that Vash knew Wolfwood was sent by Nai as an escort the day they met, and he still let him come along, and chose to love and care about him regardless. The way he isn't surprised in the slightest when they get to July and Wolfwood admits his treachery, and instead thanks him for their journey.
the fact that Wolfwood is Vash's Judas and Peter fucking destroys me, and I doubt I'll ever recover from it, especially when the next seasons come out.
"....I think I may have missed a few chapters!!! For example, what is a lobser? And how am I a crab? I'm an elf!!! I think you had too much weed..."
[ADMIN NOTE: all I could think about when reading that was that one video with the guy talking about his tattoo going like "there's a lobster on my belly because mmmm... Lobster."]
Also, HOOOOO BUT DARKLINA THIS SEASON IS *REALLY* DOING IT FOR ME.
(Maybe because I'm a messy bitch who loves me some narrative foils and angsty plot drama and all that, but they meet in dreams every night and they clearly wanna hatesex so bad and Alina insists she's not like him while becoming more like him all the time and seductively shrugs off her kefta to announce she's not wearing his color again WHILE SHE IS WEARING AN ALL BLACK DRESS AND LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HE SHOULD TOUCH HER IF HE DARES AND HEEEEEEEERE COME THE PARALLEEEEEEEEELSSSS)