#Host Post

[scriv3lloirl]

HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY LITTLE SHOP‼️‼️🫶🦷

[thefoxholecast]

Nate's reaction to the Kevin POV duology news

[br0-k3n-sch00lb01]

First of all mari what the HELL

second of all

SUNNY LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED LMFAOOOO

[returntoregalia]

Quick Return to Regalia / Foxhole Cast update

Hey folks, Oona here!

Life has been unbearably busy due to my day job being absolutely nuts these days. We've got events to plan and drama to deal with, and our busy season is just around the corner. Pray for me.

I probably won't have time to work on either podcast for at least a few more weeks 😭 June is also looking pretty busy already, so there's no telling when the next episodes will come out. If anything changes I'll let you know!

Thanks for your patience 🙏

Edit: I almost forgot to include a picture of Lola as compensation!

[moonboundcollective]

is this anything

[unholy-host]

She'd seen the flash of red from only the corner of her eye, but there was no mistaking who those glowing eyes belonged to. In a moment, she'd leapt from her table, glasses tumbling to the floor as her companion gave a startled cry, and she was out the saloon doors before the barkeep had been able to yell about the shattered glass. She had barely managed to glimpse the tail of her quarry disappearing into the woods before she too raced into the Lonelywood without a second thought to her safety.

He was fast- far faster than her, and they both knew it- but she thundered on along behind him, following that curling red miasma that she had learned to sense from the devils she hunted. Despite his speed, she could always barely see him, just enough to keep on track, and somewhere within her a voice was screaming that this was a trap. There was an extremely high chance this was, that she'd find her end at the fangs of this beast deep in the Lonelywood, but Vicar had always been a gambling woman.

Somewhere along the way, she'd wrenched her sword from its sheath, holding it tightly between her teeth. Come what may, she would be prepared. But her prey could not escape her- not this time. Those eyes, burning cold and filled with more hate than her own, had haunted her ever since she first saw them- and the hunger within them as they had stared at the lifeless body of her sister.

No. He was not getting away this time.

Vicar's Folly, my beloved vampire hunter!! She's a grumpy old recluse who hates everyone except her (secret) gf

[spot-light-system]

GUYS OUR TEETH HURT SO BAD KMS KMS KMS😭😭😭 i have no fucking idea what to do HELP😭🙏

I hate

[ftlcamp]

Challenge 1: Investigation, Start!

Tuna: Alright everyone. I'm sure you've at least skimmed the memo.

Tuna: I'm in charge of the lot of you, try not to be too excited. Ha.

Tuna: The task is simple. Just gotta find and retrieve this light thing. Alive. Not quite sure how you'd even kill it, though.

Tuna: It was set to be part of some gameshow as a gimmick, but the show didn't even get to start production 'coz it went missing.

Tuna: At the very least, we know it made it on set before escapin' it's containment and bookin' it to who knows where.

Tuna: Reportedly, it was kept somewhere in the basement.

Tuna: Problem is, said basement is a buncha connected rooms full of random junk.

Tuna: You'd think the show's host would be able to give us a bit of guidance.

Tuna: It owns the building, after all.

Tuna: And was going to start production on a show soon.

Tuna: But-

A napkin is blown loudly. As in, like someone's just blowing air into it, and not actually blowing a nose.

???: HOW EVER AM I TO GO ON FROM THIS?!

???: My beautiful gimmick, taken from us too soon!

???: It was too young! How am I to make back the money I invested in all this?!

???: I'm too young! Too young to be so financially ruined! Woe!! Woe is me!!!

???: Just get out a shovel, dig me my grave! Gimme a nice coffin, I want it closed casket, spacious with little pillows…

Tuna: So this is the host, and our client, the Dark. Like, all of it.

Dark: That's my name! Don't wear it out! Please!! It's all I have left!!!

Tuna: It just keeps spouting unhelpful nonsense, and dressed up weird.

Dark: Am I not allowed to mourn?! I've lost it all! Oh, how am I supposed to face my wife and kids now!?

Tuna: … You're married?

Dark: ▪️ Absolutely not! No ring could could EVER hold me down! My love is solely for getting those ratings up and up!

Tuna: So you lied.

Dark: Err… Such harsh accusations to a mourning individual…

Dark: No sympathy at all? I thought this would work well… This test run is going so bad, what am I to do if I can't milk the viewer's pity into the delectable beverage of fame…!

Tuna: Don't say it like that.

Tuna: Ugh. It's yet to drop the self-pitying schtick and tell us anything useful. Potential whereabouts, what to expect inside the building, anything like that.

Dark: The answer is SIMPLE! I'm as CLUELESS as you!

Dark: I acquired this lot through an opportune company merger. Only learned after that this spot has been passed around shows like a hot potato for ages, and no one ever bothers to clean up after themselves!

Dark: To uphold such time honored traditions, I did not look myself. And the gimmick of my wonderful show, it was going to be GREAT I tell you. I would've SWEPT the competition right out of the water, it was so new and unique and other words for really good here.

Tuna: … Right. Great. Really believe everything you've said so far.

Tuna: So team, I'm splittin' you up into two groups. No need for fancy names, so you'll just be Team A and Team B. I'm giving you different priorities to focus on, but if you think you needa do a bit of the other task to accomplish your main one, be my guest.

Team A's prioritized task is to investigate the building.

Tuna: Who knows what you'll find down there. If that story about those basements being filled with a random gameshow things is true, proceed with some caution. You know how dangerous things on those shows can be.

Team B's prioritized task is to interrogate the Darkness.

Tuna: Surely it can say something useful to the situation at hand. Where it was at the time the Light escaped, how this could've even happened, whatever. I don't care how you go about getting information out of it, do whatever you feel is right. Just know, it likes to lie. A lot. Good luck sifting through the clear contradictions for scraps of the truth.

Challenge ends June 15th.

[pokeask-magi-retreat]

Until Next Winter...

The sun begins to rise, and with it comes the day of a new adventure.

Fellow travelers! We wish you a prosperous year, hold steadfast to your goals, and may you have many stories for us again!

[The Magi Retreat has concluded.]

WHAT A YEAR!!! By far the most active one so far! It warms my heart immensely to see the turnout, especially with those of you who participated in the community event that took place before this one-pat yourselves on the back!

Same as last year! Event asks from both here and my main blog (asktheisle) aren’t going out from this point on. If you have interactions you’ve been meaning to tie off or answer any asks you didn’t get a chance to, you can still do so and can rest assured that they’ll be reblogged onto here. c: Just make sure to use the event tag and I'll get to reblogging it in time, I'll just be checking the event tag less frequently.

It really means the world to me to see such a turnout, both from participants and those who were just watching from the side. I'll be seeing you guys around the dashboard <33

With the highest honor of being yours, always,

Mod Kuix/Apollo 🌟

[deadtism]

I have a very indulgent self ship au with Jingren, poly w reader :)

Btw this is rambling, and a wip

Maybe i'll make it a full post, but i'll plan some hcs here for now

Reader is GN.

It's kinda a modern au style but Jing Yuan is sort of a mafia boss. Blade was hired as a bodyguard from the Stellaron Hunters.

Reader is from the Astral Express. (The AE is a seperate party in this, they act similar as in the canon universe.)

JY and Blade's relationship is mostly sexual, not that they aren't in love. It's just that Blade isn't used to a lot of romantic affection yet. And he has so much trauma.

Jing Yuan is always busy but most of their time together ended up more,,,intimate. He's trying for more but Blade is too stubborn. They do have their moments however :)

But then reader comes and at first they dont really pay you any mind. But slowly you end up spending some time with them, due to your curious nature as a newly recruited Astral Express member.

You get interested in both of them as people and try to get to know them better. It takes time, but slowly you realize you are getting closer to the both of them than you had expected.

Eventually they decide to spend time with you, both of them together with you.

They were quite surprised when you had rejected the offer to "spend the night" since at that point they had decided they were both mutually interested in you .

And thats when the first "date" happens instead.

[scriv3lloirl]

HAPPY LSOH DAY‼️

[thefoxholecast]

Recording the rest of Ch 4 tonight!

Hello and sorry for the late notice but we're going to try to record our episode about the second half of chapter 4 in a few hours!

Please send us all your thoughts about Neil finding Andrew and Kevin at the Foxhole Court at night and about Wymack's explanation of the Moriyamas' crime empire.

We are especially interested in hearing from Japanese and Japanese American fans about how Japanese characters are portrayed in these books.

[br0-k3n-sch00lb01]

reblog if you believe in stranger supremacy

[returntoregalia]

Still not dead!

Sorry I've been MIA for so long. I promise once January hits, my day job will slow down significantly and I'll have way more time to work on podcasts! Happy holidays, everyone!

-Oona

PS: A Lola for your trouble.

[systemofwonders]

Go spin the wheel and see where it lands Join in the circus, stay for a dance, and Right when the war quiets down, ya strike up the band Keep marching on, my friends And do what you can.

[lantern-corp-collective]

DID is so weird why am I hanging out with Donnie Darko, Sam Winchester, and one of the fucking Ghostface killers -Andy