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booboodaddysblog · 2 years
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This guy!
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THIS GUY!!
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Thisssss GUUUYYYY!!!!
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🥵
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maxellminidisc · 8 months
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Cracking me up seeing people be like "why are the gay icons losing!?" In the vintage hotties poll. It's a LOOKS contest!!! Sowwy but sometimes the gay boy an ult hottie does not make alslsldllxd
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whydoifeelthisquiet · 2 years
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Us looking at the red carpet pictures of Taylor tonight
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protect-namine · 9 months
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why is it so hot. it's DECEMBER what the fuck
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randonauticrap · 1 year
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Your specialty is writing jin...the passion you have for him shines through
In tandem with this indescribably sexy image being posted today, I'll post this response to my question of what my specialty is as a fanfic writer. Thank you so much, anon! I'm glad that my Jin love is ever present in his fics, and I'm glad you enjoy them. 🥹❤️
Here's some more Jin-love for you, in a close up screen shot of his best bedroom eyes. 😍
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itzmematthias · 2 years
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Young Tom Cruise? Looks hot.
Young Charlie Sheen? Looks hot.
But Johnny Depp? Always freaking hot!
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hes-a-rat-whisperer · 2 years
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Alistair, considering how much Felonious and Ceb LOOOVE to cuddle you, do you think they see you as attractive?(I mean they obviously do, and he OBVIOUSLY is, I’m just curious if HE knows that)
the thought alone made Alistair blush as he covered half his face with one hand.
but still, he waved that mere possibility off, rolling his eyes. "a ridiculous assumption." he said. "you´re acting as if the simple act of ´cuddling´ requires any attraction towards anyone. I´m about as attractive to them as a teddy bear." he said that half jokingly, trying to make fun of the asker´s implication, but that smile on his lips was about as weak and fake as his argument.
he always denied the possibility of them thinking of him as desirable. surely, two people who posses so many endearing and attention grabbing features, would never consider someone like him attractive, right?
but then again, he also didn´t believe that they would enjoy his company..yet here they were. maybe..they did think of him as..?
he shook his head. he wouldn´t allow this wishful thinking to make him feel even worse than he already was.
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Being sick when the outside temperature is everyday closer to the boiling temperature of water is crazy because what do you mean I have a fever, a headache and my throat feels on fire when my body automatically refuse any drink that is above the average temperature of the planet Neptune?
How do I fix my sickness schedule to adaot to my life schedule? I fucking hate summer
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gayberdnird · 5 months
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I only had like 4 hours of sleep.....tf....
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booboodaddysblog · 1 year
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Pure evil laugh😈😂
Evan as Austin Sommers 😈
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safyresky · 1 year
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wheeeeeeeeeeeew
#personal#dani vents#my god. my god. my god. my GOD#BEING HOME IS ROUGH TAG READERS#my parents are just. WHEW. childish for 50-60 year olds. ya feel?#it's toasty in the house bc it was a hot day#but my dad is like nah we're not turning on the ac it's going to cool off#it has not cooled off#anyway my mom is like 'i'm having a hard time breathing bc it's so hoooot in here'#and yknow. it is a little sticky. and humid. me fingies are swollen#but bc my dad is stubborn and cheap as fuck he's like#NO IT'S GOING DOWN TO 15. then he said 16. then he said 17. it'll cool off he said#SIX HOURS AGO#ANYWAY i made the MISTAKE of asking mom if she was okay bc she was breathing heavy#which started the 'dialogue' (read: argument) of them snipping about turning it on bc mom's like#oh welll the ac only goes on if YOU want it on so.#and then he's all FINE then i'll TURN IT ON but like. in that tone of voice#where it's like. he says he will but is mad about not getting his way (passive aggressive?)#and then goes WELL I HAVE ASTHMA AND I'M FINE IN HERE SO WHY AREN'T YOU FINE IN HERE?#and it's like buddy. you are the most idgaf about my asthma asthmatic person i know#he'll be like I CANNOT BREATH and we'll be like TAKE YOUR PUFFER YOU ASTHMATIC HOE and he'll be like nah im fine#so anyway i went to my room bc holy shit these two. holy shit#and it is nasty hot and i'm hoping my sister goes down to complain lmao#ANYWAY YEAH. SORRY FOR SILENCE BEEN IN GTA FOR 5 DAYS#WAS AT A SEMINAR AND WENT SHOPPING WITH MY SIS TODAY#SO YEAH
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ncttytrack · 8 months
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can you do enha giving reader hickeys 🫣
Hoooot. I loved writing this 🤭
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ꕤ Heeseung loves giving you hickeys, the reason being that everyone knows that you are his by marking you up. He hates the way his members sometimes look at you, especially when the only thing you wear is one of his oversized t-shirts with a pair of panties. So filling your neck, even your thighs, with his marks would definitely be something he did to remind the others who you actually belong to.
ꕤ I think Jay would be a little bit softer than Heeseung, scared to "hurt his baby" (especially if you are younger than him.) But he can't deny that you looked so, so, cute with his hickeys, even if he kinda felt bad giving you them. He lowkey loves giving you hickeys on your chest, a place only he can see. If the hickeys hurt too much, he would help you cool them down with an ice cube. "My sweet baby, do you want Jay to make it hurt less?" Would also kiss every hickey on your body as aftercare!!! Such a sweetheart.
ꕤ Jake would definitely give you hickeys by accident. Would be too into the moment in a hot makeout sesh with you, waaay too concentrated on your sweet moans to notice the massive amount of hickeys he left on your neck. When he stops kissing you he immediately notices. "omg I-". Shocked by his own behaviour. Would help you cover the marks with concealer, so the other guys wouldn't notice. But they would definitely notice the hickeys directly when you step out of the bedroom. (how could they not?) Oh, but he would sooo brag about it to the older members. "Yes I did that, you could neveeer." Proud Jakey.
ꕤ If Sunghoon could decide himself, he would give you at least one hickey a day. Oh and he would make it huuurt. I just know he has a pain kink. Would use his teeth to nibble on your neck, making the hickey a bruise. His teeth are so sharp that you would actually occasionally bleed when he gives you hickeys. He loves making you moan by kissing your neck, holding your wrists in place so you can't leave. "I love the way you squeel kitten" You can already imagine how the others would react if they saw the red and blue marks on your neck. "Omg Sunghoon what did you do to her-"
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shapeshiftinterest · 1 year
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@crazy-fangirl-probs-rants commissioned for the squidward 'oh no he's hot!' meme but with bowuigi
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bowser: ok, bowser. it's just a weak human who knows the guy that's been flirting with your Peaches.
luigi: awawawa!!
bowser: you don't have to be intimidated-
luigi: eek!
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luigi: waaaaah!!
luigi: why you hurt-a luigi??? ( ;A;)
luigi: imma just-a little guy :(
luigi: *sad whimper*
luigi: *sniffle*
bowser: OH NO HE'S HOOOOT!!!
luigi: ??????
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nottsangel · 8 days
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omg babe i found a role-play (?) audio and it was so hoooot!! 😩 two male best friends and one female friend (listener) fucking after the two guys got into an argument HSISNIDHSUD
no characters mentioned, so you can imagine anyone as long as they fit the scenario! i had it opened on incognito, so i unfortunately lost the link 😭😭😭 it was the hottest thing ever for someone that gets wet easily from dirty talk/sexy dialogue - 🍯 anon
NOOOO im so sad you dont have the link because that sounds so fucking hot oh my god ????? 😭😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😓😓
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sassycheesecake · 1 year
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''All I Want Is You'' - Hajime Iwaizumi x Reader
A/N: During a hot summer day, this idea came to me while I almost suffered a heat stroke at the public pool.
Warnings: cursing
It is boiling hot in Miyagi, no doubt the middle of July not doing any favor to the volleyball team of Aoba Johsai. Training has been canceled due to the extreme heat and the teenagers are extremely bored, not a clue on what to do to kill some time.
Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Iwaizumi and some other members are sitting in the shade of a tree, trying to protect themselves from direct sunlight. The only person that is missing is currently their Captain, Oikawa.
„Ugh, it’s so hoooot.’’ Hanamaki groans in annoyance.
„What made you think that?’’ Matsukawa snorts as he fans himself with his English textbook.
Most of them have taken off parts of their uniform, only leaving them in their dress shirts and a lot of them have loosened ties.
Iwaizumi has his sleeves rolled up to his shoulders, wondering where his best friend is lounging around.
All of sudden, their misery was interrupted when Oikawa came jogging to them with a large grin on his face that screams trouble.
Standing in front of his teammates, he looks at them with excitement.
„Fellas, I know now what we can do to cool off!’’ The brunette proudly announces.
The team looks at him in annoyance but still waits for him to go on.
„A little birdie told me that the swim team is currently away in Tokyo for competition week, so that means the pool is unoccupied.’’
Iwaizumi looks incredibly skeptical and frowns at his best friend.
„Did someone shit in your brain? It’s off limits for non-club members, if someone catches us, we’ll probably get suspended.’’ The brunette warns him.
„Actually, I am in, even if it means I just get to dip my legs in the water for 10 minutes.’’ Hanamaki agrees with Oikawa.
The Ace is even more shocked now.
Hanamaki, Matsukawa, Yahaba and Watari all get up, ready to follow Oikawa to the pool.
Iwaizumi remains seated, not wanting to get in trouble with his teammates.
„Come on, Iwa-chan, live a little and come with us.’’ Oikawa tries to persuade him to come with them.
„No thank you.’’ He declines and makes his way to the school building.
„Just for fifteen minutes at least, come on Iwaizumi. Just 15 minutes and then we will leave.’’ Yahaba tries.
Iwaizumi ponders for a few moments, actually reconsidering his decision.
After a few seconds, he sighs and turns to the direction of his team.
„Fine. Just fifteen minutes and then we will leave. If someone catches us, I am going to hunt every single one of you down and choke you in your sleep.’’
Oikawa cheers, not being intimidated by his threat.
„Don’t worry Iwa-chan, I promise no one will be there. After all, the swim team is gone for the week, no one will be there.’’ Oikawa promises him.
Still, Iwaizumi can’t help but think this is a bad idea.
When they reach the gate of the pool, they look around, double checking no one is there and tries to open the door, only to find out it’s locked.
„God damnit!’’ Hanamaki curses.
„Well, it looks like the universe is trying to tell us something. I am going back.’’ The dark-haired brunette with the spiky hair bluntly states, beginning to turn around and walk back when Yahaba grabs a hold of him.
„Not so fast.’’
When the Wing Spiker turns around again to see Watari beginning to pick at the lock with some instruments he has grabbed from his bag, he widens his eyes at his classmate’s ability to pick locks, watching him as he highly focuses on getting the lock to open up.
After hearing a loud ‘click’ the gate unlocks and Watari proudly steps aside to push the door open with a smirk.
„Where… where did you learn how to do that?’’ Matsukawa asks in a mix between shock and awe.
„I was bored one night and couldn’t sleep, so I watched a YouTube tutorial on how to pick different kinds of locks.’’
Almost like wild dogs, everyone except Iwaizumi begins to run to the pool, taking off their dress shirts and pants to jump into the water.
Multiple people doing jumps cause a big splash of water to land on Iwaizumi and his uniform, almost drenching him to his underwear.
Closing his eyes to try and calm down, he reopens his eyes to watch a bunch of 18 year olds turn into five-year olds.
„Hajime, the water feels amazing! Come and join us.’’ Yahaba floats in the water like a log, looking like he is in bliss.
Sighing in defeat, Iwaizumi rolls up his uniform pants and sits on the edge of the pool to dip his legs in the pool water.
As soon as the cold water consumes up to his knees, he can feel the refreshing cold relaxing his muscles and the Wing Spiker leans his arms behind his back and feels himself relax.
The feeling is indescribable. He can feel his whole body cool off, the heat of the sun now barely noticeable.
It seems like time barely passed because Watari looks at his phone for the time and tells the group it’s already been fifteen minutes.
The boys all look at each other and it’s like they share the same thought of agreeing to stay longer.
„Let’s play Chicken Fight! Maki get on Matsun’s shoulders, Iwa-chan come on mine!’’ The Setter suggests with a gleam in his eyes.
„Chicken wars? What are you? 12?’’ Yahaba laughs.
„I am not getting on your shoulders Crappykawa, first, I don’t trust you, second, I played this last time I was 8 years old.’’ Iwaizumi declines.
Oikawa pouts at his best friend’s answer, turning to Yahaba again.
„Shigeru come on, don’t be a sissy.’’
Yahaba’s eye twitches in annoyance, nonetheless, he accepts the challenge.
„You’re on, captain.’’
Iwaizumi watches his friends with a small smile, happy that they can enjoy their time together before they graduate next year in spring and part their ways to different life paths. Some might stay in Japan, others like Iwaizumi are planning on traveling to the United States for becoming an athletic trainer.
„What the hell do you think you guys are doing?’’ A stern voice interrupts the fun of the rowdy teens.
All freeze, slowly turning around to the voice that cut in on their fun.
It is a girl, around their age, wearing the Aoba Johsai uniform, but she is missing her blazer.
The boys can’t help but gawk in amazement at the beauty queen standing in the sun, glaring at them while tapping her foot in annoyance.
„I locked that gate for a reason, you know. This pool is the property of the Aoba Johsai swim team only. Not for the volleyball team to cool off in or anyone else.’’
Oikawa finds his voice first.
„Well you see cutie-’’ You immediately interrupt him, your gaze gaining more stern.
„Don’t. Call me that.’’
„I give you all 30 seconds to get out of there before I kick your asses out of here myself.’’
As soon as you say those words, the rest of the team scrambles out of the water so fast that you don’t have to say it a second time thankfully.
You watch as they quickly get dressed again, not being fazed by their muscular bodies that glisten in the sunlight from the water.
Running past you, they quickly apologize, just leaving you and Iwaizumi now.
As Iwaizumi is about to walk past you, you say something that makes him stop next to you.
„Out of the bunch of you, I thought you‘d be the most rational person in this group and I admired you for that. Guess I was wrong.“
Taking a deep breath, Iwaizumi continues to walk his path, feeling guilty for breaking the gate open and probably causing you trouble.
He doesn’t see any of his team members, they probably scrambled away like startled cats.
Making his way home, the Wing Spiker can’t help but keep thinking about the words you said to him.
For some reason, he can’t help but think you look familiar. He has seen that beautiful face once or twice but he can’t figure out where.
You never told them your name but you were wearing the school uniform.
As Iwaizumi lays in bed that night, he makes it his priority to find you tomorrow and apologize properly to you, even if it means apologizing for his team as well.
The next morning, Iwaizumi gets to school earlier than usual, waiting by the closed gates in front of the school.
Extremely tired, he leans against the gate, waiting for students to show up. It’s barely light outside, the sun just showing its first rays of the day.
The sky does look beautiful though with just a hint of orange and red showing up on the horizon beneath the woods.
About thirty minutes later, more and more students show up but Iwaizumi doesn't spot you among them.
Finally giving up and not wanting to be late to morning practice, the dark brunette walks to the gym.
During three-on-three matches, the Wing Spiker can barely focus, messing up receives, slamming the volleyball into the net more times than he can count.
“What’s up with you today? It looks like you’re playing volleyball for the first time.” Kindaichi says to the Ace.
“I don’t know, something keeps bothering me but I can’t pinpoint it exactly.”
Having listened to their conversation, Hanamaki makes his appearance, swiping his sweat off his face with a towel.
“Sounds to me like you’re feeling guilty Hajime. Is this about the girl from yesterday?”
“Girl? What girl?” Kindaichi frowns in confusion.
“We broke into the swim club’s pool yesterday for cooling off and the manager that stayed behind caught and scolded us.” Matsukawa laughs.
Iwaizumi stays quiet, pondering if he should try again to look for you and apologize on his and his team’s behalf.
All of sudden, he feels a heavy arm wrap around his neck, startling him.
“Awwww Iwa-chan is in looooooove.” Oikawa taunts him.
Elbowing the Caption in the stomach, the Setter groans in pain, immediately letting go of him.
After morning practice is over, the third-years make their way to the classes, talking among themselves and laughing together.
Iwaizumi is walking next to Yahaba in the back, about to enter the classroom, when he sees a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye that halts his steps.
It was you.
You are putting a paper up against the poster board in the hallway, having a neutral look on your face as you put pins in the corner of the paper.
“Hajime, you coming? Maths is about to start.” Yahaba interrupts.
“Yeah… I… uh… I will be right in.” Iwaizumi says distractedly, making his way over you.
Yahaba shrugs, making his way to his seat.
The heart of the Wing Spiker begins to beat rapidly, he can feel his hands starting to sweat, his stomach doing somersaults, the closer he gets to you.
Last night, he practiced what he wanted to say to you, so this should be no problem.
Until it is.
As soon as he is close enough, his throat gets dry and his mind is blank.
What did he want to do again?
Fuck.
Sensing that Iwaizumi is standing there, not getting a word out with a face so red, you’d think his head is about to pop off.
Raising your eyebrow in confusion, you wait for him to say something but he stutters incomprehensible words out of his mouth, not being able to form proper sentences.
“You okay? You having a stroke?” You ask.
Iwaizumi has to calm down, before he actually gets one from all the stress his body is going through at this moment.
Clearing his throat, he finally finds his words.
“Listen. I am sorry about me and my team’s behavior yesterday. It was wrong of us to break into the pool, I hope you didn’t get into trouble.”
You stare at him for a few seconds, looking deep into his eyes, thinking if he actually means his apology or not.
His dark green eyes show certainty though, regret reflects among it.
“Alright. I forgive you. Thank you for having the courage and maturity to apologize personally to me. And I am sorry too. For indirectly calling you immature.”
Iwaizumi smiles at your apology and you can feel your heart skip a beat.
That smile really suits him, better than the frown he usually carries on his handsome face.
“May I ask for your name?” Iwaizumi rubs his hand against his neck. A small blush spread across his cheeks.
Giggling at his nervousness, you introduce yourself.
“My name is (Y/L/N) (Y/F/N). Class 3-C.”
In return, Iwaizumi introduces himself as well.
“Iwaizumi Hajime, pleasure to meet you (Y/N).”
Oikawa watches the scene behind the door frame, happy that his best friend managed to find you and has the courage to talk to you.
Nonetheless, he has to have fun poking the bear with a stick every now and then.
‘’You know (Y/N)-chan, Iwa-chan here has a weak spot for cute, nerdy girls that work for the swim team and would LOVE to have your number.’’
‘’SHITTYKAWA!’’
@rukia-uchiha-98 @wake-uptoreality @nerd-of-karasuno @darthferbert
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thelemoncoffee · 11 months
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so i love the idea of saiouma having been childhood friends, and then hadn't seen one another in years, then when they reunite Kokichi goes "oh no he's hoooot"
but also- i like it going the other way too. like imagine Shuichi having known Kokichi as a kid. he was this scraggly rough and tumble little guy who constantly got hurt, looked like he didn't know what a hairbrush was, loved to be absolutly drenched in mud, and probably ate playground gravel. Shuichi has fond memories of him being a whole goofball who helped cheer him up when his parents made him feel like shit, and even though Shuichi wasn't allowed to get messy still managed to figure out a way to play with him,
now like- imagine Shuichi reuniting with him as teens/adults and having the dreadful realization that the scruffy gravel-eating goofball turned out impishly hot. He's still scruffy and weird and not conventionally attractive- but Shuichi is totally enamored and he has no fucking clue what to do about it
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