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imagine being this much of a sociopath

#american politics#elon musk#Plane crash#blackhawk#american airlines#us politics#sociopath#Eli5 how the Department of Government Efficiency is suppose to reduce wasting taxpayers money again?#Doge
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Tumblr is a great website if you want people to explain your own jokes to you
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
#text!#working on a paper abt the degradation of the line between real/unreal in modern society and this one paragraph blew my MIND#like it literally tied all of my other sources together#also this whole paper is about how sex has disappeared from american media so if ur interested in that i highly recommend it
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“What are those scars?”
“Surgery to make me more aerodynamic”
#theyre stupid#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth fanart#sth#sonadow fanart#this is how I am coping as a transgender American#Godspeed#trans sonic is cannon in all my interpretations of him at all times#forever#Pie art
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the devil works hard but wikipedia editors work harder
#q.txt#american pope is crazy#conclave#leo xiv how do you feel about deep dish pizza. the people need to know#1k#5k
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take the bait
#i’m not very satisfied with how this came out but i’m too lazy to do anything about it#my art#cowboys#american haunts
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chicana miku 🤎
#you have no idea how fast I was drawing tryna finish it before the trend dies#thats why the backround is like half collage#I was not gonna try to draw a 64 impala from memory in <3 hours lol#it looks rushed because it is haha#anyways#miku#international miku#yes I'm aware chicana miku is american but at least theres a mexican cultural aspect happening#I didnt see anyone else doing this one so if peole can draw 'boston' miku I'm doing what I want#hatsune miku#digital art
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we have to stop letting the usa have such control/influence over international politics
#edit: i know its not just the us that has veto power and i know how the un and international politics work#i know un veto isnt the be all end all of american hegemony#this was just a reaction to hearing that the us vetoed a ceasefire for the 3rd time thats it
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Sweetheart Sylveon 🌈💌🎀✨ Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 🩵💕
#pokemon#sylveon#illustration#valentines day#valentines aesthetic#valentine#happy valentine's day#happy valentines#love#fairy type#cute#pastel#rainbow#sweetheart#sweethearts#love hearts#conversation hearts#eeveelution#kawaii aesthetic#atompalace art#happy Valentine’s Day from the atom palace!!!!#I actually forgor it was so soon LOL my bf is only back at the end of feb so I stopped paying attention#but I drew this all yesterday and am super pleased with how it came out 💕💕💕💕#I drew the American version of these sweets bc they look cuter but I only know the English ver (love hearts)#the uk ones taste like if dishwasher tablets were edible lol in a neutral way…. wonder what the us ones are like
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just saw a really stupid post on tumblr where someone showed the prices of vegetables in china and how, when converted to US dollars, only costs a couple of cents, and the post was like, "ugh why must us americans suffer such high prices when the rest of the world doesn't !!!" and it's like. you are aware that you come from a country with an extremely strong currency, yes ? and that, just bc a loaf of bread costs R20 (or 1.06 USD) here in south africa, that doesn't make it affordable to the average working class south african, just bc it seems cheap to you, yes ? u are aware that many ppl around the world make wayyyyy less than even the minimum wage american, yes ? that, even though you may be struggling financially in ur country, ur dollar still has significant power over the majority of the currencies around the world. yes ?
#cacophony of kaliya#“but kaliyaaaaa :•(((#us americans haven't been taught anything about other countries bc of propagandaaaaa :•((( you can't expect us to know how the world works!#have u considered that maybe ur just a little bit uh. not that smart#lol.
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Dog Man high school AU or something
#dog man#dog man high school au#dav pilkey#petey the cat#detey#everything literally has a high school au#i have no idea how the american school system works so idk if “school monitor” is even a common thing LMA#dog man isnt airing where i live so i havent gotten the chance to watch the movie yet sob depression#may expand on this au i find it hella cute ngl
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i don't think people really understand what's happening in gaza. with each passing day that sees more and more palestinians dead, it's becoming easier and easier for those in the west to perceive them as nothing more than a statistic. they might engage w the occasional palestine post, sure, but it's just as easy to scroll right past that moments later w no real outrage for the genocide retained.
it's vital to stay reminded that palestinians who are with us today won't be with us tomorrow. it's happening every second of every minute of every hour, and it's relentless. somewhere in gaza a little girl is losing her mother, a little boy is watching his siblings bleed to death, elderly people are infirm with starvation and illness, palestinian women and girls are being sexually assaulted and kept in cages, fathers are leaving tents to find food for their families and not coming back. this is all happening right now, and it's a direct result of the west's complacency. it's a direct result of their not seeing arabs as people worth saving.
it might be hard to compute as a westerner, but this is real. don't let your privilege blind you to your humanity.
#palestine#gaza#israel#it really dawned on me that westerners do struggle w the basic feeling of caring. and this is coming from an arab girl who's also american#i see it firsthand all the time. and i'm like how. how could you. but they could
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I see so many people feeling all smug at those "damn conservatives who will finally see the mistake they made!" And you know a while ago I would've agreed, but seeing it all now, I can't. I can't be happy, I can't be smug, there's nothing to celebrate.
People are gonna die, conservatives, democrats people who didn't vote...
People are gonna and ARE starving, losing jobs, get into poverty and god. I can't even feel like we have any gotcha. This is horrible.
I don't want people to die because they were never taught better, because they were uneducated and/or manipulated. And the thing is, I'm not even American, but I just know, everyday looking at the news, that things are getting bad, and they're getting bad for all of us. It hasn't reached me yet, but how long till it does?
To everyone who lives in America, I wish you luck and a strong will. Don't give up. And now more than ever you need to be united, don't let them tear you apart, because they will try. Though times ahead, but we will get over them.
#us politics#donald trump#politics#elon musk#yeah im feelinf really upset and scared and all the people around me say how 'eh fuck the americans' like god no...no. they dont deserve it#and do they really think this wont affect us too? if it doesnt then ill say we were beyond lucky but i doubt it. we have to stay strong tho
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#fnaf sister location#afton family#I don’t think William loves anyone in a normal way#he isn’t a normal guy#so meeting someone like Clara who is normal#who is well liked who’s successful in her field etc#he would want to have her so it’ll make him more normal as a result#would make the perfect American family#meanwhile on her end she just liked his vibes Pff#HE WAS just weird guy rizz#it’s funny and interesting to consider how they met#and what they actually like about each other#I definitely like explore them more in a more serious way#rn this is more of a joke bit
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psych invented dees nuts roughly 12 years before it became a meme literally who did it like psych
#psych#they should bring it back for another movie. in 2024. just for shits and giggles#wait 2024 is nearly over. heres how we can get a 2025 psych movie#ive turned off notes for this btw stop trying to tell me about American culture#ive watched psych and that's it i dont want to know any more about America
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