#I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[the-thing-in-the-dark]

did i tell y'all i wen tto this hthing about getting into uni in uk or us and the woman that was speaking abt the uk stuff was a redhead oxford alumni named lily.

[steelthroat]

* Me sketching tfa Megatron *

Guy: "oh you like Gundam"

Me: "they're cool, but I like transformers..."

Guy: "so you like Gundam"

Me: "Dude- this is literally a transformer, Gundam are not transformers"

Guy: *exasperated sigh*

[tessarionbestgirl]

Heleana saying to Daemon he is just small part of Targaryen legacy and Aemond will dye alone not only spoiling shit for casual views killing the hype of the characters in the process they so hard tried to build. Is also a fucking lie of the writers because their last battle is most memorable thing about the dance and Daemon bloodline is literally the one that sit on Thrones in the end.

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Will: Did I tell you what Alana said about me and Hannibal last night? She said we were closeted psychopaths!

Freddie: That's fair

Chilton: Neither of you are closeted

[chotachica]

Me, realizing how in the past 3 months I've gone from the Hazbin Hotel "Dead gay people" hiperfixation to the Nevermore Webtoon "Dead gay people" hiperfixation, now watching and falling right into the Dead Boy Detectives, once again, "Dead gay people" hiperfixation: ??? IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description, a tumblr text-post, edited blackout-poetry style to read, "wow if youd ever actually paid attention youd know that drunk driving is actually fucking stupid."]

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wow if youd ever actually paid attention youd know that drunk driving is actually fucking stupid

[nartml]

kendrick lamar rn: another one thank you. another one thank you. another one tha—

[moraxsthrone]

zhongli: osmanthus wine... my son, from his bedroom down the hall: OH MY GOD

[auadhdwildcards]

My girlfriend: im gonna watch some Bayonetta lore

Me: who?

My girlfriend: ... Bayonetta? *shows image*

Me: i never seen that woman in my life

My girfriend: *blink* execuse me?

Me: what game is she from?

My girlfriend: *exasperated* From BAYONETTA

[upir-witch]

Bro I cannot make this shit up.

15 minutes ago I saw this post. And thought to myself about doing a small reading for myself

Tell me WHY

I went to do my reading and the fucking card came out

[accidentarisen]

So I came back from the woods last week, right? I started coughing a lot. Then my head started to hurt. And i didn't sleep that night. Then at six in the morning right before i DID get to sleep, I fucking hallucinated Slenderman in the corner of my room. And now I'm coughing up blood.

Welp, see you all in the next Slenderverse ARG

[n4b3]

I can't fucking breathe George accidentally called himself gay with a gay slang in Spanish BAHAHAHHDJDDJ

[starcatchingsnake]

LMAAAOOOOOOOO

my bestie just saw the Pudding clip with NO explanation-

Bro she is so confused

I am on the floor this shit is so fuckin' funny

She has absolutely no context, just Dean waving his junk around

Lmaaaooooo

[babe-in-red]

So, I made a Suguru character for Diablo IV, and that poor man got already poisoned, was forced to annihilate a whole village of fanatics and now he vomited bloody petals because he suffers hanahaki cuz Satoru doesn't love him back.

[cerealboxlore]

Y'all need to start doing side quests IRL

I went to the doctor and afterward the nurses gave me a whole bag of grapes

[crucifycorii]

cori story time

so like I remember it was like 2022

I was watching babtqftim on the living room tv cuz I was home alone (very smart idea)

and I went to like my room for sum

and conveniently my dear father got home

so when i got out of my room I just see my dad watching qftim just vibing

oh yea and this was time time I stopped it before cuphead shot himself from the last post btw