#I HAVE A FUCKING SSR QUINCY NOW

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YEESSSSSSSSS

[halfetirosie]

▼✧♦ "Enter this contest!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. ♦✧▼

(Exercise 21 - 24 React-os!)

1) WILSONNNN!!!!!

Yes, I know I already made this joke, but I don't care. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Funny coincidence tho; Cast Away was actually playing on T.V a few days ago! I of course had to watch it---I realized I haven't actually watched it in probably over 8 years---and it's a good-ass movie, ya'll!!! If you ever get the chance to watch it, you should!!!!

I also think it's neat that Eiden has canonically seen Cast Away...Or at least, he's aware of its existence through memes.

2) Fuckin hell bro, Quincy is so endearing, I can't handle it!!!!

It's so Dad Energy™ to zonk out at the beach and get buried in the sand, tbh. ♡

And Eiden's really living up to his Little Devil nickname! 😈

3) Premium Sooley + 🐾 Cat Dad Dante 🐾 content!!!

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Dante: "Ha, look at you guys playing around! Pathetic!"

Dante: *Is literally playing with his cat*

Now watch, Dante's gonna claim this isn't "playing" but is just training Sooley to get used to the water---

PFFFT!!!! (≧∇≦) Called it!!!!

I mean, you do know it can be both playing and training, right, bub? 😅

He's such a prideful little stinker!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

4) GUYS, IN THE AUDIO AT THIS PART

🚨🚨🚨DANTE LAUGHS!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨

*Obnoxious squealing*

*Swoons so hard I fall down the fucking stairs*

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Dante is seriously having so much this event, and it's such a joy to see!!! This dude might have been borderline forced into participating, and he might be using "research" as an excuse, but this is the happiest we've seen him in, like, a long time!!!

No, seriously, think about it! The previous 3 event he featured in (Sunburst Fever, Blood Secret, and Desert of Dusk), Dante was busy with official business. They were pretty damn stressful for him.

But my mans has finally caught a break!!!

(⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

5) ASSIGNED DORITO AT BIRTH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know that the lil' symbol is probably supposed to actually represent Dante's tattoos, but I'mma just pretend that they're his sharp-chin head on a Dorito body:

6) This can be interpreted in two ways---

Extremely horny

Extremely threatening

7) A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "LUMBERJACK"

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BITCH BE FELLING TREES WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!!

😱😱😱😱😱

Sometimes I kind of forget that Quincy has the potential to be really fuckin scary... He's so likable, but he could crush somebody's skull without even breaking a sweat...

8) I also kind of forget how excellent all of the clan members are in combat scenarios...

These dudes are literally sending lethal attacks back and forth, dealing with them all seamless.

On the one hand, it makes me proud of our bois, being so talented and all. But also, seeing them go all-out against each other is kind of a harsh reminder of how, at least in this respect, Eiden really is the odd one out...

9) Wait, did he have his tail out during this event????

THEN WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT IT IN HIS SSR?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL, WE WERE ROBBED!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

10) Oh, come on! Really??? (◔_◔)

Did they really need to turn this into an "everybody wins" scenario???

Look, I love a happy ending as much as the next guy, and I know that the stakes of this event weren't exactly high. But this ain't a kids show that needs a squeaky-clean non-controversial ending. I want someone to win! Give us a clear winner!!!

Fuck it, I'll say it;

🔥 DANTE SHOULD'VE WON!!!! 🔥

I mean, COME ON!!! He absolutely crushed it this event!!! And he wanted to win more than anyone else, too!!!!

My dude finally had a mini-vacation for the first time in ages---LET HIM HAVE THIS!!!!!

DANTE GOT ROBBED!!!!!

11) Damn, poor Eiden! :(

Our boi was so close!!! I was really rooting for him!!! (I know I said Dante should've won, and I still think so; but if anyone else were to be the winner, it should've been Eiden. He really put a fuck-ton of effort into this event; gotta love an underdog!)

😂 Eiden really is being a great sport about this!

(And that was probably the funniest way of congratulating those three on their great performance in the competition.)

⚠️WARNING: GLOOMY COMMENTARY AHEAD!⚠️

But idk, man...

Maybe it's because I get way too immersed/empathetic when reading, but I feel way more sad about Eiden's loss than I probably should be.

Like, obviously, losing doesn't feel good. Nobody likes failure. And since Eiden is the protag, we're all sorta on his side by default.

I guess I boils down to what I said earlier; in comparison to the clan members, Eiden really is the odd one out. He doesn't even come close to their power; and even when he was trying his hardest in this competition, the odds were so insurmountable, there was no way he could ever win.

🤷 It just pokes at an inferiority complex that feels shitty.

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[artificialandroid]

Alright! So! I'm a fucking idiot A few days ago @r0m4ndotexe mentioned piercing headcanons for the NuCani boys and I meant to do something with it after the anxiety of posting and tagging died down only to promptly forget about it. Sooo!! Please indulge me as I rant for a moment and commemorate yet another "rare" post to these morons.

Eiden: Of course he had his ears pierced, nothing super complex or overly interesting but just the incredibly basic lobe studs as a fun starting point. Do not let him fool you!! The lip ring he wears is a fake! He will try to convince you otherwise! He is lying!! Yakumo: Obviously the easiest answer is to simply mention his gemstone and honestly I'm going to stick with it. Look at this poor boy and tell me he wouldn't be absolutely terrified of needles. He does like to add little decorations to his gemstone though!

Edmond: Absolutely not! He's thought about them of course and he's let his eyes wander more than once to Olivine's gemstone but he also has more than enough restraint. It'd be too impractical for a knight to be worrying about getting it caught anywhere, not to mention the maintenance. He's too busy and too worried about other things, but it's not like he hasn't thought about it.

Olivine: Olivine Olivine Olivine by sweet summer boy, of course, he has piercings! Nipples, lobes, helix, I'm again going to count his gemstone as one just for shits and giggles. However! This is where things get funny~ He does in fact have the piercing he mentions in one of his homescreen dialogues~ Originally he wasn't going to! A man of the cloth can't be allowing himself to be too indulgent after all, but then of course Eiden comes around. If you're going to name a piercing "Jacob's ladder" then it must be alright to some degree~?

Quincy: Too troublesome, because of course they are. The upkeep, the healing time, and the risk of getting it caught in a tree branch is just not worth it. Eiden has begged this man many times to get something, purely for his own enjoyment but the farthest he's managed to get is clipping a few of his fake rings to Quincy's ears while he's asleep and simply enjoying the view until he notices, or cares.

Kuya: Kuya Kuya Kuya, this man, this bastard of a man. Absolutely zero interest in the concept at first, I mean, what's all this uproar about sticking holes and metal in your body? For fun?? Humans are weird. Up until the point where he overhears Eiden's many attempts at begging Quincy to get his tongue pierced, it'd just look so good on him! Kuya isn't going to speak his agreement, but he will have a little surprise for the younger master the next time he's in an important meeting~

Garu/Karu: No, mostly for their own safety. Garu is interested though! The little shiny decorations that nearly everyone seems to have look like so much fun! But Karu is so against it that it's hard for Garu to hear his own thoughts. Why should they mark themselves like these lowly humans!? That and I'm again a firm believer that Karu is also afraid of needles but refuses to admit it.

Blade: Honestly I had a bit of trouble with this boy, at least in terms of trying to add some kind of reality to how it would work for him. Personally, I think he'd be incredibly interested, Darling looks so cute with his piercings and he loves loves loves when he shows them off! But I also think that it just wouldn't be that easy to actually pierce an E-droid's skin, that doesn't leave out fun little stickers though!

Dante: Number one on my goddamn bastard list, yes even in front of Kuya! Give me an SSR you bastard!!! Still love him though and what would make him even better!? Give This Man Traditional Middle Eastern Piercings!!! Give him that nose ring with the chain! The ears! The belly button! Bangle This Man!!! Please.

Rei: Now I'm again going to cheat here, Rei looks fucking identical to one of my own OCs so I am making the decree that they have the same piercings as well. Lobe, industrial, two helixes and of course the tongue. Easy, simple, 1000% self-indulgent, let's move on shall we~?

The familiars: Honestly the two familiars were the easiest for this (besides Olivine) so I may or may not be splitting this up a bit~

Little Aster: I don't care that it's probably impractical but this little guy has his wings pierced, not the actual membrane itself but simply cute little rings and chains around the forearm. Aster: Another easy and simple but he definitely has his lobes done and probably all around his helix as well. Scarlet Finesse: Now this! This is a masterpiece! Every piercing he has in his basic form with snake bites to cap it off~ I'm also a firm believer that much like Yakumo, Aster has a forked tongue. It's not as pronounced as Yakumo's is but Aster does have both sides of his tongue done.

Little Morvay: Best boy, baby boy, cute boy, so cute I'm going to strangle him I swear to god. I don't think he has any piercings in this form and originally had the idea of at least giving him little rings to put over his little horns but I'm going to scrap that idea. Morvay: Baby, baby, baby, baby, who going to match with my other baby and have his nipples pierced as well as simple little lobes and that helix. After all, what incubus wouldn't have his nipples pierced??? Mauve Mayhem: Everything, god damn everything, he's the other half of the reason why Olivine has so many and no I don't have favourites. Nipples, bellybutton, Jacob's ladder, industrial, helix, lobes, snake bites and his tongue. But~ Just like Aster and Yakumo, he has a differently shaped tongue, although unlike them, it's tapered. He has three studs down the middle~! There! Done~! I did it~!! And if you've made it this far, thank you for reading my mad ramblings! Hopefully, it's all coherent enough! Good luck with those pulls~!!!

[zizz-asdf-re-r-o-u]

my favorite NU carnival intimacy rooms

*as an aromantic kinky person whose not into bara or romance. so even though Olivine has a shibari H scene, i automatically disqualify Quincy, Olivine, and Dante. But i'm making an except for Morvay for a very specific reason.

And so my favorite rooms!

#10 Garu SR: First up, Garu's squeals/moans and Karu's screaming are immaculate to me. They do sound fake and not like actual sex, but I like it anyway. This is also the only scene where we see them switch midway and it's just so funny to me and also he's the only character that we'll see be able to do this. Not even Dramatical Murder ever has Aoba switching altars during a sex scene. I don't want that to happen every time, but I'm glad it happened at least once.

#9 A tie between both Garu Master's Gift rooms (his OG SSR): Yes, I know MG room 5 is a repeat of Garu's main chapter H scene (which I also like because extremely horny submissive Garu??? my jam), but it's literally the only Karu H scene where he explicitly says he wants to be fucked by Eiden (after 10 minutes of tsundere angsting) and even tells Garu to stay away so he can get fucked. Like c'mon, even Edmond doesn't get that enthusiastic. MG room 2 is just- Garu/Karu's butt is great, top tier A+ perfection, and Aster has a great taste in booty shorts.

#8 A tie between both Ethereal Guardian Garu rooms: room 2- we finally get Garu giving a blowjob! Now we just need one from Karu too. Also, Garu's submissive desire to serve is just so adorable and horny. Room 5- sadly, we have not gotten enthusiastic Karu since the original MG room 5, but this is the only one where Karu is finally not "Goddammit why won't you let me top!" so it feels less dubcony than usual. Also, I do find it funny that Eiden & Karu end up fucking all night long haha. And the arm scratching? A+

#7 A tie between both Forgotten Fruit Garu rooms: Ok I know this is a lot of Garu rooms but I genuinely love all of those. I usually hate omegaverse, but these rooms transformed me and I think I finally started to like cat/dogboys and omegaverse. One thing I haven't mentioned about why I like these Karu's rooms is because he gets this wide-eyed "shocked" orgasm face, whereas almost everyone else gets ahegao faces when they orgasm. Room 2 has a great shocked Karu orgasm face, not to mention he's actually (unwillingly) horny for once. Room 5 is horny submissive Garu and I'm finally convinced why Eiden never preps Garu/Karu cuz he's the only guy I believe who would have a self-lubricating asshole. (Edmond, Olivine, and Eiden are all humans so i refuse to believe they have self-lubricating assholes, we still don't know what's up with Rei's deal). Also, I know I mentioned I don't care for romance, but Eiden & Karu kiss! Multiple times! I don't think Garu has kissed Eiden yet! Another great thing about the FF rooms, is that we're finally convinced that Garu even without his memories still wants to be submissive to Eiden, so it's not like Garu has blindly following. And in both FF Garu and EG Garu, we see Garu/Karu in positions of power/taking charge of others, which normally we dont see from him. A lot of us know where Karu's character development will go but not sure where Garu will, but I think these are hints that Garu's character development is developing courage and growing his own backbone.

#6 A tie between both Elite Instructor Edmond rooms: Room 2, we get Eiden spanking Edmond and Edmond is tied up in a whip! So hot! Room 5, Edmond attempts to ride Eiden and I know I praised Garu/Karu's butt, but Edmond's butt is well-known for being immaculate as well. And this card, we get glorious views of Edmond's voluptuous booty. Also, I think I like Eiden's cheekiness with Edmond more than Karu, because I do believe that Edmond is a repressed tsundere & unwilling to admit his true desires, whereas Karu is not shy about his true desires; he just seems like he's being trampled over most of the time.

#5 A tie between Lakeside Spark Kuya room 2, Aromantic Exotica Kuya room 2, SR Kuya: Basically, Kuya using toys on Eiden- a blindfold + deepthroating, a ballgag + buttplug + collar, and a magic dildo. I already praised Garu's voice acting (and next I'll praise Morvay's), but Eiden's sex voice is almost as good as Morvay's, which makes sense since he's the protagonist and needs to be good. (Honorable mention to Afternoon Daze Kuya room 5: Kuya and Eiden kiss and they look so adorable together and Kuya looks like he's in love)

#4 Unique Mission Blade room 5: Ok I like this for a combination of porn ridiculousness and that it's almost as creative as Morvay SSR room 2. First up, finally we see the front of Blade's face! There's a running joke that we only see him in profile view, but this time it's the front. Second, ha. Only in porn, will you see someone trip into a hole, get stuck, and rather than their friend pulling the person out, they proceed to have sex instead. A+ choice, not to mention that they're supposedly trying to escape after being kidnapped haha. Also, Eiden gets the shocked orgasm face and you know how much I love the shocked orgasm face. And why this room is so creative, is there are scene changes! It's a hole in the wall situation and the animators managed to make this work because sometimes we see the wall and its just Eiden's torso getting fucked and sometimes we see both Eiden & Blade. Also if you pay attention to the sound design, Eiden's voice is a "inside a container echo" while Blade's voice sounds normal. THIS IS COOL. So it's like Morvay's SSR room 2, but advanced.

#3: Morvay SSR room 5- Ok so I'm just going to casually ignore that Morvay is saying "No" the entire time because this is fiction, this is fantasy, in real life this is violence and I think Morvay should definitely get the opportunity to charge Aster of r*pe/domestic abuse. However, because porn game logic, I think it's so so so absolutely cool & revolutionary that we get a twink femboy wearing a strapon fucking a much larger incubus. Also, Morvay's ahegao face and butt are sooo good. Also to everyone complaining that Aster is not trans and is using a strapon to deprive Morvay the satisfaction of a real dick or getting to eat... Aster literally shoves a bottle of Eiden's cum into Morvay's ass during this scene too. So he like technically kinda sorta fed him? Even if it was only the the aphrodisiac properties. (Which makes me wonder...um are Aster and Morvay just storing Eiden's cum randomly...)

#2: Aster SSR room 5- TENTACLE SEX TENTACLE SEX TENTACLE SEX!!! Except for both of Morvay's rooms, I think this is the MOST creative H scene in the entire game so far! We finally finally FINALLY get tentacles and that's like a staple in hentai. Also, unlike in Morvay room 5, Morvay originally wanted to have sex with the tentacle anyways and once they get going, Morvay does kinda become just 1 horny braincell. And he gets a happy ahegao face more times in this room than in Morvay SSR room 5. Also, Morvay's voice actor!??!! He almost sounds like he's having real sex! I know it's fake, but its still so so close. Morvay's voice actor is wasted on a character who the devs barely give attention to.

#1: Morvay SSR room 2- HORNY INCUBUS SUCKS OFF EIDEN IN A GLORYHOLE ROOM. Also also, we confirm here that Morvay enjoys getting spitroasted! Which means threesome potential? And with all the other dicks in the room, and Morvay giving handjobs to 2 of them while sucking off Eiden, I think this is the closest we'll ever get to an onscreen orgy, unless the devs step up their game. Also on the art/animation side, I'm extremely impressed they were able to make a gloryhole room in a vertical mobile game. Normally a mobile phone screen should not be able to fit this, but they made it work. Unfortunately, Morvay & Eiden's anatomy looks kind of off, but I'll ignore that just for the novelty of them trying to make it work. Basically, the most creative H scene in the game so far!!! This room proved to me that the devs ARE willing to push the envelopes of what a mobile game H scene can do, and go beyond just vanilla sex scenes.

[sandumilfshou]

bruh i am actually gonna scream can i please stop pulling SSR quincy i dont even want him!!! during the winter event i wanted edmond and i pulled quincy, and now that theres kitsune kuya and eternal hanabi edmond i wanted either of them AND AGAIN I PULLED QUINCY for fucks sake !! literally since i started playing n:c i wanted SSR edmond and i still dont have him im going to delete this fucking game i swear

[2af-afterdark]

Oh lord 😭 isn't pity like 240 pulls... RIP and o7 to your wallet, that sounds painful. I guess this version of Eiden is in dire need of some brat taming sessions. (I'm now thinking about your Quincy mating press post but for the Demon King, oops) Hopefully the H-scenes will have something like that 🙏

He's also being stubborn for me btw, though I've only managed to pull 70 times now. The 0,6% rate is definitely not inspiring confidence in my chances of having Eiden come home... Though I've got a few new SSR cards that helped me get through half of the event stages, so I can't say I feel really upset. I also somehow managed to pull Blade and Quincy SSR cards literally back-to-back??? And you said that was rare as fuck?? Maybe the gacha gods are finally smiling upon me after making me hit pity nearly every single time in other games I play (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

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Yes... Yes it is 240 pulls. I am in pain, but I needed that man. As long as Kuya, Rei, Blade, Aster, and/or Morvay aren't in the next banner I should be fine.... I will not be fine

But, yeah 0.6% is a really low percentage. It is very painful. Nu:C gacha is hell. lol And, yeah, I've so rarely seen a double draw. Like I said, 2 years playing and I've only gotten it once (twice now!). Most other people I know have never gotten it at all.

[pwurrz]

no but the way they released the two ssrs silhouettes AND final designs and THEN released quincy’s basic ass looking silhouette feels fucking mean and yes i am taking this personally but why the fuck did they have to change the routine now???????

[undead-merman]

Good choice, for Yakumo try to also potential his HP, idk if mine is still too weak but like, it tends to be one of the first to die, lmao. And thanks 💜

Aaaa, one last thing (sorry for make this longer than necessary, you don't have to keep answering, it's okay 🤙🏽), I saw that you got Quincy guardian class, do you have Morvay SR? If so, you should also level and potential them up, two tanks are better than one, and I will suppose that every Quincy card takes six fucking turns to release their special attack, sooo it is kinda better to have Morvay as a back up (guardian class has a crazy amount of HP, they're really helpful during events and versus the altar's crystals if the rest of your team can't take them yet). And if you have or get Blade (S)SR (or even Kuya SSR) later, power him up too, him and Garu in the same team make battles quicker to win.

AND I JUST GAVE A FAST GLANCE TO VELO'S STORY AND OMG, IT'S SO LONG AND OCTOPUSES ARE MY FAVORITE AND I'M SO EXCITED ASDFGHJKL--- hope I can catch up with that and the rest of your projects soon.

Anyway, I'll be back to death, bye bye, take care, good luck with your game and hope everything goes nice and smooth with your writing. 🙌🏽

I wanted to wait until I finished that damn level, and I'm happy to say I just finished. After much switching around I was able to beat it with two Yakumos pumping heals. 💪 Thanks for the advice.

As for my writing thank you. Editor has been hired at new job, so while they adjust they really won't be Editing for a bit still. A lot is going on in their life right now so I wish them all the best.

[grapejuicefilledpools]

So NU: Carnival..

It’s fun. I found it cause people were making fanart of Kaeya with Edmond’s outfit and then finally got to playing it after I showed my sister it. Outside of the porn scenes(I literally only got the first one and the SSRs I have are Quincy and Olivine fucking dyin here) I’m actually kinda into this story. Mainly because this translation is pretty nice and Eiden is a likeable person. I had to start grinding around chapter 4 I.e. I got my ass whooped and now I have no choice.

Okay erotica time. I’m not a newcomer when it comes to the sounds(that sounds weird lol) the actors are making. I watched too much drama cds to act new to this. But the animations are NOICE. The movement keeps my eyes on the screen. I got very pissy when I realized I have to get the SSR version of characters to get their scene but that’s the gacha element so.