#I HIT THE FUCKING WORD LIMIT WTF

[milksteaki]

Your HC on Brick and Bubbles? <3 what is their relationship like? And most especially why do you ship them ?

RAAAAAAAAH!!!! omg, I've been waiting for an ask like a lil puppy!!!! OMG I LOVE THIS QUESTIONNNNNNN! Okay, headcanons on the Puppy Love ship, let's go!!!

this one's a long one

So first, a rundown on my headcanons for Brick and Bubbles:

Bubbles first. I think Bubbles has a much more mature outlook on good and bad than her sisters do. Don't let her ditzy attitude fool you. Bubbles sometimes she is less smart than she actually is just for jokes. "Okay, but why did I think that bush was actually the Professor but in drag". But really, she understands the moral grey that the world actually is. Life isn't just Good vs. Bad, and Bubbles knows that and lets that insight inform all of her superhero fights.

She never stops being sensitive, and instead of going with the "this hardens her later in life route", I went with the "she is actually more frustrated with her inability to harden" route. She wants to be tough and unfeeling often, especially because the emotions she feels continue to be strong and intense and absolutely devastating. Unfortunately, she just can't stop the intensity. Maybe it's because when she feels happy, she feels that joy so intensely, that it's like, why would she want to harden? Like such intense happiness that she looks back at the sadness cringing. As if she can't imagine being that sad. But of course, the sadness always comes back. I never really liked it when people took away her joy as she got older and acted like that was just a normal part of life. Like as an adult myself, sure I'm not as carefree and as hyper as I was when I was a kid, but I would still be considered a bubbly person now even though my life isn't that great. And don't think shitty things just never happened to me either.

Brick, on the other hand, is a hard cynic who hates everything except maybe himself. He is mostly stupid, but he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. And he hates when people point out when he's wrong (which is why he hates most people, except for his yes-man Butch). I say mostly because the bitch can't spell and he just be spewing bullshit sometimes. But smart in other ways; he is resourceful, keeps up with the news, is somehow in the know for a lot of things, is quick-witted, and is great at improvising whether it's with fighting or in day-to-day life. These skills often save him from ever going to jail.

Also, I HC that Brick essentially emancipates himself AND his brothers from their dads without really asking his bros. His thought was that his dads are just- way too much. And because of his personality, he just hates having to report to an authority above him, like get off my back old man! He essentially raises his brothers, including influencing their humor, music, and values. Part of his relationship with his brothers is an ego thing. He loves being the leader and using his brothers to make himself look better. But another part of it is that he genuinely loves his brothers. And he realizes this way too late (realized when his bros were moving on from needing him). And it fucks him up. And that pushes him to be a better person actually.

OK SO THE RELATIONSHIP:

I FUCKING LOVE THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP MAN. Like listen, as much as I love to shit on Brick, he is still a suave dude. Like the dude knows how to flirt and he's super quick with it, just great timing with shit. Sometimes it genuinely creates butterflies in Bubbles' stomach, other times she lets it completely go over her head. One, because it's funny, and two, because she kinda wants to be unassuming sometimes:

"So do you just jump around often, or are you just happy to see me"

"Oh I'm just giddy because Fruits Basket is FINALLY rebooting after like a million years, but it's nice seeing you to Brick :)."

"Oh... Fruits Basket."

Bubbles isn't a master of flirting, but people fall in love with her constantly. Like Bubbles so so SO effortlessly gets people to love her and she doesn't need to be perfect like Blossom or a badass like Buttercup. She is just so endearing and fun to be around that she attracts people with ease. Brick is just another guy who likes her basically. So he needs to work to prove to her that he is the one, and not those other nobodies.

And because of his cynical nature, he expects that the longer he knows her, he's going to uncover just the underlying sinister nature behind her bubbly persona, but he never does. Bubbles is through and through a good person who is mostly consistent in her philosophies and is just a genuinely sincere person. And she works hard to be good and she sticks by it. Brick respects the consistency and standing up for her shit. Bubbles is one of the few people who convinces Brick's stubborn mind. And it's not because of her feminine wiles, but rather because Bubbles' consistency to be good and the merit to her nuanced arguments are what gets through to him. Bubbles is also a great person to concede to because she will NEVER make you feel bad for losing an argument to her. She makes him feel heard and understood before she disagrees. So when they fight, they often deescalate it before it escalates much. Really the issue for them is how fucking long it takes for Brick to finally be ready for being in a relationship with Bubbles. But when they do, it is really nice.

I see them as huuuuge tumblr-fandom nerds. They both have had homestuck phases that they try to forget. Brick will interpret characters in veeery particular ways and gets pretty peeved about different interpretations. Bubbles is that super open-minded person who is so kind and carefree that honestly you don't mind that some of their interpretations are absolutely heinous. Bubbles (pre-relationship) would also constantly compare him and her with other characters with culpable romantic tension and that imports thoughts into Brick's head.

Once Bubbles likes someone, she is like suuuuper romantic. Doodling hearts next to Brick's name. Doodling his face everywhere. Capturing a unique beauty in odd profiles of Brick's. And like just imagine Brick sees them. These aren't idealizing him or making him look like a model, but rather capture the flaws and make them beautiful in an artistic and vulnerable way. Maybe at first Brick is like caught back, like smug, like haha ur drawing me so u liiiike me, but then he's like hold on, these are like, really good. See I am also a sucker for Brick enjoying art. The portraits would evoke something in him, he'd feel the intimacy of being drawn in such a loving way. (or maybe I'm just being self indulgent haha).

Brick and Bubbles go out a lot. Brick always takes her to secret spots, and somehow he always knows where the best Italian or the best Chinese food is, and they're always these underground spots. They are also both social butterflies and will often make conversation with strangers. They meet people who are complete characters and it makes for great stories. Entertainment for Brick and new friends for Bubbles! Another thing, Bubbles and Brick are just pretty funny together. Like Bubbles is so fucking silly and Brick is silly but in a very different way. Sometimes Brick is Bubbles' straightman and other times Bubbles is his.

Running on fumes,,, why I ship it:

Because I ship Blossutch and Boomercup,,,jk kinda. Honestly, I blame the Bubble Boy episode. From how Bubbles was able to decieve them so long, only to blow her cover by doing something so hardcore that even Boomer wouldn't do it? That earned Brick's respect for sure. AND THE FACT BUTCH THREW UP??? SCAB BOY???? Yeah, that surely got her brownie points. So from this, I created the headcanon that Brick holds some respect for her and genuinely refuses to underestimate her because shit was fucking metal. And Bubbles is CONSTANTLY underestimated by everybody else (see the fucking Hardcore episode) and she faces this obstacle all the time especially because of my body headcanons (short and a lil chubby). So when a guy like Brick actually sees her as a fucking threat, it feels nice. And they're funny together. Big plus.

[sysig]

Okay honestly I might have to take a break from posting with the lack of legacy editor, the new system is fucked in so many ways

[averbaldumpingground]

Life almost disappears, those summer afternoons spent reading in the park, your head half-leaning on his shoulder. Those mornings in the spring, a little late for work.

It didn't matter then, the way he took two sugars in his coffee. The way you let your hair grow out too long.

But these, the memories we keep, crammed in a shoebox full of polaroids, saved somewhere on a half-forgotten hard drive, they're what remains behind. They're what your sister finds, the weekend that she helps you pack your life.

And then it's sitting on the couch, your kitchen stuff already wrapped in paper. It's styrofoam containers, soda cans. It's wine that she's already drinking from the bottle.

And you can't figure out whose silhouette that was, who showed up to your party with a boa. And she is pretty sure her ex has kids.

But maybe that's why you and I keep postcards. Somebody's bow tie, paperclips, that bit of string.

They don't remind us of some other time, exactly. They're pieces of the people that we were, they're feelings that we'd wanted to hold on to.

[feelingpure]

“I'm sure you don't want to come, considering what a fucking self-righteous bore you've turned into!”

When I catch Hawkins Fuller:

Further live reactions under the cut, because wuifdbivfyisvdtusdyif I need to yell about whatever tf else is gonna take place.

THEY GOT MY BOY DOING BLOW Y'ALL 😭 (ok it's the late 70s so yes everyone is doing coke, and he didn't do it like a novice, but I'm still blaming them idc). And the finger sucking... we'll come back to that at some point lmao. What is going awn?

Ok, now he's been fed pills on the dance floor. 😂 Anyway the soundtrack is banging, so now i'm like (booging to forget):

Not this being-jealous-of-craig thing pls.

Tim is... not looking like he's having a good time anymore. 😭

And something's happening with the rest on the dancefloor. I'm feeling very anxious.

Marcus and Frankie having a domestic at his work place. “I have news for you. You are a big chocolate gay man.” and his student is watching in the background. 👀 Ok Marcus, time to confront some things (I hope)! And then he said THAT, and then he did THAT. Omg, the way Frankie yeeted him 😭 everyone is in pain.

Skippy is very 💅 here. And I can't decide if I fully hate Craig or... he's v annoying but also lol?

The boyfriends are fighting! Aaaaahhh, GET HIM TIM!

Ok suddenly something very different is happening... also that Tim/Hawk kiss, yes! (it was a lil slutty, but that's all I've been wanting). OH I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS WTF IS HAPPENING OMG WFQOVBSDVBSFJKB!

Nvm... it's not happening, even though Hawk tried to force their heads together like a kid playing with 2 dolls. Cause look at his face peaking from between theirs hahah. 😂 Anyway... WHEN DID CRAIG TAKE HIS SHORTS OFF LMAOOO?! They just weren't there all of a sudden??!!

WAIT I'M ACTUALLY SCREAMING. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING NOW (via some v questionable words from Hawk but).

👀👀👀 WAIT WHAT-- WHVBDLAD. So Hawk can get it up if Skippy is there. Alright. And Craig's dirty foot just hanging out right there as they kiss aaahhh lol. Ok, apparently I've hit the image limit haha, but there's a lot of limbs in places... and someone is calling me rn so I have to pause wtf. 😭😭😭

So I came back after I finished watching it and. Well well, that was a terrible time to pause ietbhfvebigadwn!!! Anyway, I'd keep blabbing on next to more caps if it'd let me.

But just... that whole episode was A LOT. The way things escalated, the way scenes turned upside down and then back again. The explosive husband arguments! The ending to that threesome was wild. The final 70s Tim/Hawk scene. OUCH.

Yes, Hawk's been hurt but. Hm, I have a lot of feelings, will probs have to be a separate post if I get the chance. There's too much to dissect. All in all; I am a Tim Laughlin warrior, and if you're yelling at him Hawk then I'm gonna have to yell at you.

[fictionfixations]

jaehee best route presentation

this is just me jokingly dunking on mysme's other routes and pointing out the weird and wacky shit that happened in comparison to jaehee's significantly more tame route (because i love her route. we stan jaehee in this household.)

meant to make a presentation cause a bunch of friends were getting together to make some dumb af presentations but im procrastinating

anyway ive never played deep story or another story mode. and the only routes ive actually played are jaehee's and yoosung's. i cant be bothered to do anyone else's (the notifs get so annoying. im the type of person who sometimes spends whole days in a row desiring me time and being all alone. so guess what when you give me a game thats basically like a messenger in which you have to actually interact by then? its like. actually socializing! which no. it hit my social limit and i just stopped trying after multiple bad endings trying to actually get to zens lol)

since im not gonna be showing off my presentation (because ah.. socialization.. and two, now im kind of scared i might trigger someone..?)

so. here.

MAJOR MYSTIC MESSENGER SPOILERS

its a gif..

[ Content warning: Swears, possibly triggering content, uh. Mention of bombs, death (faked su//cide), possible implied in//est thoughts (he doesn’t harbor those thoughts I don’t think, but it can still be the impression he gives off), ..mention of s*x maybe?, kidnapping, held captive, weird shit that’s meant to be kinky but actually comes off as really creepy, INACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES, cringe, false reporting / negative media, captivity, yandere ending sob??, and ill add more if i can think of more - and torture. I wont go indepth but ill mention it. …beastiality? Just remembered headbang. I dont think its said but ppl kinda see the implications of it i think. ..ive never played his route so i have no clue | is cucking a trigger??? I dont..>>>????? / sexual implications probably  | mentions of S/A. It doesnt happen but a character falsely accuses another to ruin their reputation, toxic relationships ]

thats it lmfao

what i was going to continue with:

jumin. so. you know that bad ending where you're basically kept in his house and he puts trackers in your shoes so you can only walk as far as like the kitchen away from him and doing so alerts him and shit?? and its played off as being some kinky shit i think but like hello? (also i think. it was either him or saeran, but we fuck in the basement he has trauma in??)

(i mean theres also the thing with his cat. the 'i'll treat you like my pet' or something like that line?? i dont remember. or zen having a dream that elizabeth his cat was running away so he locked her up even worse so then when he opened the door she ran??)

707 is the most story-depth i think, the one ppl consider canon. in which. crazy shit probably happens there with the obligatory kidnapping and bomb threat. i honestly cant remember i didnt even go to his page to check . altohugh i think theres an ending where saerans is like 'give me a hug'. 707 does. then saeran kills him. which. oof…. poor guy. or its revealed who their dad is and basically bad things happen i think?

saeran/ray/unknown. inaccurate depiction of mental disorders or something like that (not meant to offend with wording, but i can never remember the names of shit). it was like.. we first get to know ray whose the nicer one. and then there's saeran whose an absolute asshole. there was something like 'if you dont listen something bad will happen' (which is apparently something his mom said to him or something like that?) very sucky situation

V. cucking??? IDFK wtf

V's CELL?

DRUGGed. from. RAY's. TORTURE. okay. okay.

(someone explain to me whats going on in that ending where we're cucking, im so confused)

ah...

so. yknow. jaehee's route is significantly more tame. and relaxing. and stress relieving imo.

the end

[ukigumos]

« ooc / meluna -

I need to get this brainrot off my chest so today's 1880 thoughts, with rambles and no sense of direction:

There's no heterosexual explanation for Kyouya's rage whenever he sees Takeshi almost dead. I think in some ways, he is effected by that roof incident at the start of KHR. And man. When Takeshi got stabbed and almost actually died in the Shimon arc? I bet you 100% Kyouya visited him then chose violence.

And don't get me started on whatever was going on with that Genkishi battle. One glance at Takeshi and Kyouya was like 'and I took that personally'.

What's interesting is that Kyouya is extremely anal about owing people and people owing him. But he never holds it against Takeshi when he saves him. Usually he'd register a fallen man like that as a weakling, but he still holds Takeshi with high regards. He always says his full name while calling others runts, monkeys, herbivores, etc.

I think the mutual respect for each other's strength is what makes the pair so appealing. The fact that Takeshi, the biggest support pillar of the family, has someone who he can fall back onto, that he doesn't have to pretend to be okay around. Impeccable.

Recently, I was analyzing that anime-only 1880 episode ever for my powerpoint/masterpost and that thing served. Their interactions are limited, but the chemistry is off the walls. 1880 is the sort of ship where when you compare/contrast their interactions with the rest of the cast, their relationship between each other shines so bright.

I noticed something VERY interesting when watching how Takeshi behaved around his friends vs Kyouya when he was in pain about letting go of baseball. He makes no effort to hide himself at all. No laughter. No lies. He gets straight to the point and Kyouya listens. He actually listens to Takeshi a lot, surprisingly. (look at when Kyouya made a beeline to Takeshi in the Sky Battle and actually RESTED and entrusted Takeshi with his ring-- like, actually wtf was that)

Anyways. I think my favourite part about the 1880 episode ever was that Kyouya watches from afar. I think that's his way of supporting Takeshi. He quietly watches over him, and he only intervenes when Takeshi almost dies.

There was something just really sweet about the way Kyouya noticed how much baseball meant to Takeshi when he was cleaning the clubroom, giving him space. The storyboarding there actually hits so hard. He watches over Takeshi teaching the juniors from the roof then turns up to the match the very next day completely unprompted (also note how Tetsuya kept up with Namimori Middle School's baseball activities years later, hm, sus).

Meanwhile, Hayato is being a (saying this in the nicest way possible) fucking asshole the entire time, downplaying Takeshi's pain, telling him that he's not working hard enough, calling baseball a waste of time etc.

The episode is so sad to me. Takeshi letting baseball go. I think Kyouya knew the gravity of the decision. When I first watched that episode as a 12 year old, it didn't really click at first. But I've been thinking about Kyouya's response to Tetsuya when Tetsuya says 'it's a loss which leads to a brighter future'.

'Losing's useless. you have to win'.

On the surface, not only is this a very Kyouya thing to say, but most would interpret it as him not caring or-not having faith. But I think, there's a bit of symolism in here. Because the whole point of Takeshi's arc is about sacrifices SO, here's my hot take:

Kyouya isn't saying that 'if you loss, it's pointless.' literally. Because almost every single time Takeshi 'loses', he still turns up for him, doesn't he? It's not about that. If anything, I think that Kyouya is saying that Tetsuya's words when applied to Takeshi, is wrong. So if we read it as: 'Takeshi's loss of baseball leads to a brighter future', then we can interpret Kyouya's words as him saying that 'Takeshi shouldn't have to lose baseball'

Now circling back to the first thought, I think this particular incident would've been that extra catalyst for Kyouya's rage when Takeshi almost dies. Because he was out there embracing his love for baseball again. Then he almost loses his life. The audacity.

[khaleesiofalicante]

I was doing chores and reading and discussing with myself about this chapter. My family thinks I'm crazy, but they don't understand this pain and angst😔

ALSO LOOK, I LOVE MY BABES SO MUCH. I AM NOT TAKING SIDES BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAD REASONS AND THEY BOTH FUCKED UP AND ITS NOT FAIR TO BLAME IT ALL ON SOMEONE

But at the same time... Max, honey, love... What the actual fuck??

Not me vibing with TS and singing as if someone broke my heart when I'm just thinking about them lmaoo

“Where is your wedding ring?” David asked.

Max didn’t turn around. “I lost it. I’m sorry.”

Fucketty fuck😭

Me reading that Max texted her everyday and he had so many photos with her and other pics: 🙂IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL???

Also the contrast of David on the flashbacks feeling so much and thinking a lot about Max and about how much he needs him, and in the present we are devoid of that and we just see him acting... Wow

“You are being mean,” Max said quietly. YOU LITERALLY STOPPED TALKING FOR MONTHS WTF?? Sorry, I am angry at these idiots

For a hot sec I forgot Max couldn't have children. I'm sorry babe😬

Love me when all the characters on a story are so fucking ✨complex✨

Yeah, yeah, Mallory is crazy. What's new?

Words poured out so fast that he could barely see his fingers moving.

But not as fast as the tears running down his cheek.

Damn, he asked for the divorce after this, right?

Dani I drew the line with hurting my boys!! AJ and Lance are off limits 😭😭 although I am kinda obsessed with Mavid being amazing parents 🥺

"I want to be one cheering you on. I want to be waiting for you at the end of the line. I want to be the man Anjali Rosales loves. That’s my flex and I’m freaking proud of it.”Rafael Santiago Lightwood-Bane, I fucking love you so much 😭😭 get yourself a man like Rafael and nothing less than him!!!

Also not him planning the perfect date and thinking of everything but the kids😂

Apologize to Lance right now!! I feel like a mother saying this omfg

You know? All of this could have been avoided if Mina was here to give Max a smack on the head smh😯

“Because when he went away last time, everything went bad.” MY BABY😭😭 TOO MUCH LANCE ANGST FOR A DAY!!!

I don't know why this hit so hard. Why does Lance think Max doesn't like him?? And if the way Max looks at David is hate, I can only imagine what love looked like...

Jaden istg I am trying to dislike you and you keep doing all this wholesome things, it's getting hard😭

Oh, he saw that video Lance took of Max carrying them all huh??

“Darling, what is it?” Jaden asked.

David closed his eyes.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

David opened them.

“What?” Jaden chuckled.

“Do you love me?” David asked.

This feels as if he is fading from reality and going back to one where Max didn't say that and he is the one saying "I love you" here. There's something about this scene and the way you wrote it. I can't explain it but I am amazed by it.

"Will you say it?” David asked. “I’d like to hear it.”

Jaden pressed a kiss against his jaw. “I love you.”

“Again.”

“I love you,” Jaden smiled. “I love you so much.”

David smiled. “Good.”

I don't think he wanted Jaden to say it... Also ha! He doesn't say it thrice!!

I didn't know it was going to be in parts?? So excited to read next part and 100% ready to get my heart broken!!!

Omg I just wanted to put some thoughts in here and I accidentally made a reaction to this chapter. Funny what the mind can do lol

Not so fun fact: I ended up with an injured finger while I was running away from my father who wanted to tickle me (I'm just really easy to tickle and he knows it and uses it at his advantage everytime ok?!) and I just sat on the floor trying to get the bleeding to stop while I was reading this chapter, so you could say I have read IALS while both emotionally and physically in pain ;)

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[safesthaveninexistence]

BRUH WHY IS MY MAGIC LIKE THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE MY WILD ASS MAGIC. I’m grateful I’m naturally positive. I’m grateful I’m naturally powerful. This is hitting the g spot of my soul. I’m headed towards abundance. I believe my dream reality is my reality. Geez. Shit making my heart drop. Ima be violently stunned when I see Laika omg……like STUNNED…..PARALYZINGLY STUNNED. It’s gon be like a SHOCK. Geez. wtf. Like? Lmfao….lemme just stop talking. Rq. I-I-did this.. wait til I fuck Laika shit’s fin be staggeringly mindblowing. Omg. I’m able to tell Laika and emily apart. They energetically feel I’m absolutely all of the zodiac signs. Life only feels more and more infinitely like sex. Behind the scenes I hurt their feelings over me. My Magic’s a megalodon. My Magic only gets more and more infinitely megalodonic. Laika keeps rubbing my pussy. Laika helps me open up. I’m high as a Zillonaire ALL THE TIME^.^🥰🥰🥰✨✨ I be controlling their entire reality that’s crazy. I’m a weapon. Thats insane I see how I control the psychic realm. Laika’s sense of humor along with mine too advanced. I keep shaking my head in disbelief Laika’s real and vice versa. I’m the big bad wolf. Laika’s so unbelievably satisfying. Laika’s available for me. She spreads her pussy open wide for me(chills). My Magic only gets more and more infinitely unhinged. Aint no bitch as fine as me. My Magic only gets more and more infinitely wild. I’m a Zillionaire on demon time. I can say one small thing and my Magic comes up with boundless of creative ideas omg. Laika only gets more and more infinitely terrifyingly real. I talk like a mystical Goddess at all times. Wild how Laika spits on her hand too before touching my pussy she’s fucking sexy. I can’t wait til I look back at this all astonished I actually made Laika come true. Like it’s terrifyingly real babes. The way I express myself is dope as fuck. The way I express myself is goated. Wow Laika’s actually a Gemini. June 6th. Laika’s older than me. She’s deaf…. But can speak like me😩😩😩😩. She’s immeasurably beyond my utmostest unhingedest wildest dream girl. Dang I have so much control over people’s reactions too. Wow I only get good reviews like I’m velociCoaster. Shit. In my own eyes my Magic is a nonstop velociCoaster. My reaction packs the fullness of my intelligence. My Magic only gets more and more infinitely faster. I only get more and more infinitely healed. I don’t stress for the answer presents itself to me. I’ve worked too hard to make it real effortless to trust myself. I only get more and more infinitely aware of the fact I Am Awareness therefore i am the one that holds absolutely all the power of what’s true and what’s not. The words they say is now loyal to me. That’s how I’m disturbingly powerful. My intentions only gets more and more infinitely efficacious. How powerful I am is right in my face. How powerful I am is right in their face(12 new clock notifs). The one that excites me comes true(chills). I only more and more infinitely love my power. The love I have for my power only infinitely increases. Life only gets more and more infinitely satisfying. The love I receive from the Vortex only gets more and more infinitely boundless. The love I receive from the Vortex only gets more and more infinitely Magical. I don’t argue with people OVER THEIR OWN LIMITING BELIEFS while they watch me soar higher and higher to places they could never be. I fearlessly ask for what I want. The Vortex does not know bare minimum, it’s always exceeding and going beyond. How amazing how the without always inevitably matches my within illogically. Dawg Laika’s terrifyingly real as fuck. Imagination imitates life. The statement “imagination imitates life” only gets more and more infinitely true for me. Omg imagine if ruthie and i fucked? Cause I saw in the spiritual world she’s sexually attracted to me. Like damn. I just know she would fuck real good omg. Like PSYCHICALLY I just know she would hit. Even if I do it at their expense it’s still in my favor. Like ruthie’s SEXY AS HELL.

[thebiggestmenace]

wowie

me thoughts

why did I expect Mary to sort of know Dean? it makes sense that she wouldn't, but still

Dean knows everything about her :( I do not know all of this about my parents

so Sam did get shot

is Lucifer still around??

yeah, Sam, you tell her

that was a big hug, guys

I love how protective Cas is of Sam, I don't feel like we usually get to see this

wtf even is this drug??

of course they get hit smdh

I think I remember Mick?

Sam's trying so hard :(((

agents Beyoncé and Jay-Z 🤭

omg recap with everything for Sam's powers??? *

* oh, it's because she's psychic :(

Sam is so good with kids :(((

come on, Sam, you take all the fun out of antiquing!

surely in a house full of hunters, the demon would have limited vessels??? what happened to the anti possession symbol? does no one else have that?

I know he's the devil from the bible, but I can't say I don't get why Lucifer's so hurt about God leaving

omg isn't that Jack's mom? **

** it is!!!

of course Cas has the exact amount of time the boys have been in prison

Cas, don't beat yourself up :( there's no way you would've known

is someone just attacking all the angels???

"light stick!" tbh it is a light stick. that's not a normal lamp

firstly, this is the episode Cas professes his love. second, the fact that Dean immediately noticed Cas was hurt?? and Sam just kept talking to Mary??

oh, my god, is Crowley tearing up????

I knew it was coming, but don't you dare, Cas, don't you fucking dare

all that for the colt??????

Dean isn't gonna join the British Men of Letters, there's no way in hell

love the reference to the walking dead, JDM really does love bats

I love Claire

omg I have that nightstand!!! and a pretty similar bed? it's definitely from the same maker

he's learning sign language for her :(((

love that Sam is talking Dean down with Cas missing

actually, the nightstand is literally all of them???? Dean has it, too! I imagine the beds are all the same?

they're leaving their marks :((((

oh, the mixtape :(((

lmao they stole Baby

Cas is gonna be such a good dad

they never even took care of Toni???? I thought Mick would've killed her or something

why is there a hellhound after Eileen????

that's how they kill Eileen?? what the hell, man?? I thought we had more episodes with her

ugh, they are so cool

Mary, you will not be killing Jody.

I don't even know if I have words after Dean talking Mary out of that? just ouchie, such a big ouchie :(((

oh, it's a family hug :(((

he didn't actually kill Rowena, right? right?

Cas took a doula class? that's so sweet :(

Bobby!! totally thought it was gonna be someone else :o

Crowley, no. please, no :(

and Cas??????

they just lost everyone

hi, Jack

I do not even know what to say. that ending fucking hurted, man :( this was such a funky season, though. you got the British men of letters, you got Mary coming back, you got Sam finding a new love interest only for them to kill her, you have all of the Nephilim stuff, and Lucifer coming back, and then that ending. I think I'm just not gonna say anything if the finale is normal cause I feel like this one came with double the ouchie

s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8, s9, s10, s11, s12, s13, s14, s15

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

I'm offin plotting how I can after I no longer in my body I'll come back and you know rage War that's Unholy planet.

The Reason why I'm exposing this while I'm always plotting to go to war this planet and you know just go to war with Agartha, the aliens that rules world and all the Demonic Lords

To war with the demon Beelzebub, & to war with baphomet & War with Ba'al

Because, they're shitty people the worst most disgusting scumbags rule the world as God but the reason why I'm making this post the reason why I'm making this is because, I'm actually afraid

. . .

I come to the point to realize that I might not have to reincarnate some of the planet and can make an effort to come back to the Earth and to destroy it and go to war with the assholes and defeat all them because God's fucking psychotic

I think by the time I come back to this fucking Galaxy God already destroyed it in a incinerated everybody's soul I would come back to an empty dead void and God laughing his ass off had to get hit before he already destroyed all the demons and killed all the Angels hair and limited all human souls and and turned them turn their souls into ethereal Ash and blew them away in the spirit Realm of the time I got back with a massive Army

😐

Every now and then I have a connection every now and then I have a very split moment in God's laughing his ass off has everyone sold completely on fire even the elemental beings of spiritual fire even Souls who are won the fire lose their oneness and are destroyed by this Hell is Fire that come from the spirit of God doesn't matter how devout you were doesn't matter what theme and you had on your side and then I see both in that being reduced to Ash I see Satan being destroyed I see everyone dying I see everyone coming to an end for God it's Sadistic Laughing his ass off

just throwing everyone and everything everywhere even the planet becomes Ash and Get's blown Away in The Ethereal Wind

😐 - God is Fucking, Scary.

It doesn't matter if your psychic God will end you ?

if you see what God's going to do before others do you die before everyone else for God kills them God will make them spontaneously combust or he will just kill them they will die mysteriously all of a sudden just randomly drop dead

It's Almost Screaming that they see the Darkness and God will be laughing his ass off for he will send them to hell and have them have their soul die there

. . .

God has No Mercy by the time I come back everything is Gone the Sun is Gone the Moon is Gobe the stars are gone the Galaxy is gone the place that I suffered horribly on that planet is gone the GRAY'S that brought me here are Gone.

Even hell was destroyed by the wrath of God, ? ? ?

Nothing Survived His Wrath then again nothing survives his love, just completely ripped everything apart like a flaming tornado nothing survives everything is gone the rothschilds are completely spiritually Dead all reptilians here are gone everyone's gone

Everything is Gone ? ? ?

And above all Satan is dead ?

. . .

? Wtf, Happen's . . . Wtf, Is This ?

Keep in mind that I'm not extremely religious person I'm aware of God and God extremely randomly pops up my existence to let me know if you think it's kind of like a very very short vision or a short answer connection this shit last less than 10 Second's !!!!!

He does it to let me know that he loves me and I don't like hearing those words those words are threatening as fuck trust me coming from God that's threatening as fuck it's like a form of threatening sarcasm

And he showed me everything was gone everything was dead and God was losing his mind and Sadistic Rage

🙁 . . . Wtf,

🫥

[deadass-pool]

january 8, 2023 - new year; new problems

soooooo,,,,, past blog entry did not AGE well... here’s the thing, i’m writing this as i am currently experiencing a pregnancy scare. NOW, now, NOWWW..... i get what you’re thinking, “yo, what the fuck?”, look i can explain. alot has happened the past 2 months that i was QUIET on here, and i did not tell my friends neither have i told YOU anything... so here’s what happend:

november: - i lost my idgaf war, i was hung up on the same guy that i was talking about from my past blog

- i was soooooo hung up and i wanted to move past this attachment that i reinstalled the same dating app where i met him. have i told yall that i’m still in contact with him the entire time? except he was so full of bullshit and i was tolerating that because,,, well... i’M DUMB!

- ENTER the guy who i knew from twitter. he is very funny and im a fan of him and we matched on the app, anyways it was a short encounter. i was intimidated by him because i felt like i didnt pass his vibe check. i wanted to be his friend because he is very funny and cool so like, i was very devastated when the last message in our conversation was me and he just liked my text. (mind you, we had a long conversation, i’m just anxious because hes very cool so i just straight up dipped out of slightly “out of vibes” reaction which is liking the message)

- friend saw me on the dating app and announced it while we were drinking, i was embarrassed so i deleted the app

- guy from twitter had a hit tweet, i replied as a joke, i thought he wouldnt recognize me anyways he dmed me and asked me why i left the app SO I WAS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE NOTICED !!! my ego skyrocketed like crazy. i forgot to let you know guy on twitter is well known, basically a micro internet niche celebrity idk

- i am now talking to 2 men at once: guy from my elementary school & guy from twitter. anyways, fast forward to whatever the fuck was going on, guy from elementary was slowly losing interest or whatever, we were still sexual but our conversation started limiting to just sex and it was starting to get tiring but im still hooked up for his attention and everything and im so so so stupid compared to guy from twitter whos very decent to talk to 

- i ended up planning to see guy from twitter AND guy from elementary. except the latter never went with his words and boy oh boy the former did

SOOOOOO...............

december:

- im still HUNG UP ON HIM HE ENDED THINGS ON MY BIRTHDAY I WAS SO FUCKING BGSHHGBSHDGBSHFBSHDF SO SO SO 1!!!!! upset and sad and yea wtf was that he never let me speak about it he just apologized and said happy birthday and IM SO FUCKING SAD AND BROKENHEAWRTED I WAS DRUNK ON MY BDAY 

- anyways still hung up on him i lost my virginity to guy from twitter and that was the biggest plot twist because out of everyone i didnt think i would be hooking up with him especially when i used to just see him have hit posts all the time on the tl (if u want tmi he is very good in bed i orgasmed lots)

- still in contact with guy from twitter hes ok we r friends hes cool hes nice i do not feel any attachment towards him idk where that attached virgin stereotype came from 

- found out guy from elementary went back to his ex before december ended and i was so annoyed and pissed because he couldve just told me instead of leaving me hanging and not letting me speak jfc 

anyways i think i left a few details here and there and now, i am typing this, days before my supposed period, it’s the 21st day of my cycle and i am INCREDIBLY ANXIOUS because i just realized i had sex BEFORE MY OVULATION and now i could not stop hitting myself with my pillow and praying to the lord BECAUSE I HAVE SO SO SO MANY PLANS AND SO MUCH DREAMS THAT I NEED TO REACH!!!!!! like it’s so embarrassing already to just lose your virginity at 23 WHAT’S MORE EMBARRASSING IS GETTING PREGNANT AT THE FIRST TIME!!!! i do not want that neither do i want to mother a child that’s goinna turn out of a mess just like i am!!! on god please for the love oF GOD GIVE ME MY PERIOD I AM SO STRESSED I CANT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE A CAREER THAT I’VE BEEN FOCUSING ON LATELY 

ok that’s it

sincerely,

me

[dimayeon]

ʟɪᴘ ʜᴜɢɢɪɴɢ 101 — ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs

synopsis — how do the boys kiss you?

characters — artem ; marius ; vyn ; luke

warnings — may or may not turn into steamy town IM LOOKING AT YOU VYN AND MARIUS?1!2?2! also its shorter hcs tis time bc i usually only write two at a time sob

ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍ ᴡɪɴɢ.

— he's one of those types where he has no idea what the fuck he's doing, but once he knows what the fuck he's doing — he knows what the fuck he's doing

— it won't come as a surprise to say that artem's a novice in love, nor would it come as a surprise to say that artem has no idea on how to kiss.

— he tried turning to google, but it only ruined it for him instead

— "am i supposed to eat their face out???"

— trashed google figuratively — it isn't good for reliable sources OR tutorials smh

— though, after much trial and error (do NOT ask him where and how he practiced), he was able to experience just how great it could really be.

— SOFT KISS SOFT KISS SOFT KISS

— this bb does not want to hurt you even if it's just lip hugging :'( omfg he's so precious i caNT

— often has a hand at the small of your back and the other hand gently cupping your neck to angle towards him

— kisses you as if you're made out of glass, touches so feathery and gentle and sweet and soft

— you will forever remain confident that there is nothing more meaningful

ᴍᴀʀɪᴜs ᴠᴏɴ ʜᴀɢᴇɴ.

— this bitch i swear

— he think hes the master of all masters and will have your knees incredibly weak, and that no kisses from him WON'T turn into make-outs

— the most infuriating part is that he's right

— he gently nips your bottom lip then soothes the sting with his warm tongue, cupping your jaw or even taking your chin and forcing you to face upwards (gently, though), and you fucking bet he's kabedon-ing against the wall glass panes of his office in pax

— bro he'd totally try to go for that string of saliva when he pulls away bc he thinks its cool hELP

— always tries to carry you bridal style every single time his lips press against yours at some point in the kiss (THAT ARE SO ANNOYINGLY SOFT WTF MARIUS WHAT ARE YOU USING???) and your hand usually smacks his arm away as a sign to not push the limits

— though, there are a few rare times when he actually is successful at carrying you and that's when your knees can literally cannot work anymore from how powerful and intoxicating his kisses are

— can and will always leave you breathless in the best way possible

ᴠʏɴ ʀɪᴄʜᴛᴇʀ.

— his kisses is what i'd describe as baiting the prey...

— then going for the kill.

— it's kind of like a mixture between artem and marius, except he's far more aggressive than marius if he wants to.

— this sussy bitch istg

— there are times when you actually feel lightheaded at times from the intensity of his kisses, when he places a hand on the back of your head and the other arm looped around your shoulders and his other hand resting comfortably on your shoulder cap

— he knows exactly how to push your buttons in the most wrong and right ways possible, knowing how you react to certain things — knowing what'd you be like mentally during and after the kiss.

— he's not only a genius in psychology but also at kissing

— move out of the way maribitch, vyn's taking your throne

ʟᴜᴋᴇ ᴘᴇᴀʀᴄᴇ.

— oh, luke.

— it's mild kisses.

— not that there's anything wrong with mild kisses, rather it is quite endearing and cute, just like he is.

— his kisses are honest, loving and soft. not quite as gentle as artem is, not as aggressive as marius, either—right in the middle. yet somehow, he manages to hit your sweet spots.

— the way he caresses your lips with his is just like his personality. sometimes clumsy yet playful, confident but earnest — and ever so loving.

— nothing to mention that has the word "bitch" in it this time. he wants to make sure that he treats you as if you're his world (and you are, literally) but he isn't the most experienced in terms of kisses compared to someone like vyn.

— ok im going to tease him a little, he dEFINITELY PRACTICED ON HIS FUCKING PILLOW I CANTHWNEHQRHWKEJ

— ahem, all jokes aside

— you might need to see the dentist more often from how sweet luke and his kisses are.

dimayeon © 2021

all rights reserved.

[darklylucid]

Snowball, Meet Ass

My take on how some of the slashers might react to getting unexpectedly nailed in the ass by a snowball.

No warnings, just some ‘suggestive’ content.

Update -  I just added Thomas Hewitt, Leslie Vernon and Danny Johnson to this post!

Michael Myers - The ominous turnaround.

Really? You just HAD to nail ‘The Boogeyman’ in the ass with a snowball? It might be cold out, but you’ll certainly feel a chill of an entirely different kind when he slowly turns around and the dark soulless eyeholes of the mask bore into you. 

When he catches you (and he will) Michael’s ‘vengeance’ will be swift and brutal. If you were either brave (or foolish) enough to dare nail ‘The Butcher Of Haddonfield’ in the rear end with a snowball, you can be damn sure that he’ll be nailing you in the ass right back. 

But not with a snowball...

Jason Voorhees - WTF was THAT?

Much like in the paintball scene in ‘Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives’, this 'murderous teddy bear’ of a slasher is going to be utterly confused for a moment. 

He’ll reach around to try to find out what it is that you’ve hit him with, but he won’t be mad. Simply...amused. Possibly indignant. 

Then you nail him with three more snowballs. Two to the chest, and the third accidentally scores a direct hit to something quite a bit more...sensitive.

A word to the wise: no matter how fast you run, Jason can walk faster. He will catch you, he will pin you to the frozen ground and you will be getting an appreciable amount of snow stuffed down your pants.

He’s not mean about it, though, and he’ll help ‘warm you up’ afterwards. Hey, you’ll still be ‘wet’, but at least you won’t be cold anymore!

Freddy Krueger - “Oh, you wanna play, huh bitch?”

So, you decided to nail this ‘burnt chicken nugget’ in the ass with a snowball but honestly, who hasn’t wanted to nail Freddy in the ass with something at some point in their life, snowball or otherwise?

However, you decided to change your plans at the last moment (because he’s an insufferable asshat) and fucking went for it, and Freddy’s currently doubled over and cradling his manly bits while you laugh yourself silly.

The bad news: you chose to commit this 'act of war’ in the dream world, his domain, and you quickly find yourself buried neck-deep in snowballs and flirting with hypothermia.

The good news: this ‘crispy bastard’ is in a surprisingly charitable mood and has magnanimously decided to give you a chance to apologize if you ‘warm him up’ by letting him bury something cold of his in something warm of yours.

I highly suggest you take him up on his generous, limited-time offer if you ever want to see another sunrise... 

Asa Emory - Do NOT pelt this man with anything. Just...don’t.

Really? Really? You always knew you had masochistic tendencies, but this is taking it to a whole other level because Asa doesn’t get mad, he gets even. 

There’s nowhere you can run to and nowhere you can hide that’ll prevent this sexy creepy bug nerd from pelting you remorselessly with snowballs until your lips are blue and you can’t stop shivering. 

When he thinks you’ve learned your lesson, he’ll thoroughly enjoy your shrieking and sobbing when he forcibly submerges you neck-deep in a tub of near-scalding hot water that, to your icy cold skin, feels like you’re being boiled alive.

The lesson here is that this man has no chill, and unless you have a death wish, he can and will make your life a living hell if you fuck with him.

Jesse Cromeans - IT IS ON.

While this hulking slasher might splatter his victims in a 20′ radius and be guilty of varying degrees of ‘desecration of a human corpse’, Jesse actually has quite an appreciable sense of humour and will happily engage in an epic snowball fight that, surprisingly, won’t leave you bruised, battered or traumatized for weeks to come. 

*cough, cough, Asa*

You might both end up cold, wet and shivering, but when he adamantly declares himself the winner (even though you clearly owned his ass and the smug bastard damn well knows it) he’ll very graciously offer to ‘warm you up’ in either the heated front seat of his slick ride or on his lap in the back seat.

Personally, I'd pick his lap in a hot minute every damn time. 

Bo Sinclair - Your ass is grass.

Truth be told, pranking Bo in any way, shape or form is risky. How he reacts is all dependant on what mood he’s in and what type of relationship (if any) there is between the two of you when you nail him in the ass with a snowball and run.

This southern charmer knows Ambrose like the scars on his wrists, something he’ll take full shameless advantage of as he hunts you down like a frightened rabbit and pelts you with snowballs from around the corners of houses, buildings, porches and dark alleyways. 

Bo fights dirty and he plays to win, and only when you beg for mercy will he relent and insist you ‘apologise’ for your ‘vicious assault upon his dignity and personage.’

Preferably with “That pretty mouth a’yours.”

Vincent Sinclair - Comeuppance on his terms only.

Targeting Vincent for a snowball to the butt is even riskier than nailing his twin with one and should only be done if the two of you already have a trusting relationship, otherwise he might not take it very well at all. 

However, if there is trust between the two of you and he knows you’re not out to hurt him or make fun of him in any way, be forewarned that using Vincent’s backside for target practice will result in the most prolonged, anxiety-wrought wait for comeuppance you could ever imagine. 

Oh, he won’t get you back right away. That would be too easy. With Vincent, you’ll never know where or when he’ll strike back, but rest assured, at some point you will be getting nailed in the posterior by a snowball when you least expect it.

And this man has patience.

You’ll never see him do it, but one bright morning when you suddenly find your naked backside splattered with snowflakes during your morning shower and Bo can hear your shocked scream all the way from the garage, you’ll both know that Vincent’s finally taken his vengeance upon you. 

Lester Sinclair - “Oh darlin’, yer in for it now!”

Of all the slashers you could nail in the ass with a snowball, the youngest Sinclair brother is by far the safest choice. Not only does this absolute sweetheart of a man have a warm and caring personality, he’s got a sense of humour to match.

A snowball to the butt will automatically result in the two of you engaging in an epic snowball fight through the woods surrounding Ambrose that will leave you laughing so hard at each other that most of the snowballs end up missing their target.

When you’re both too cold, wet and exhausted to continue, the two of you will spend the evening in front of the fireplace in his cabin, bodies entwined as you both enjoy a slow and thorough warm-up. 

Brahms Heelshire - He’ll only ‘be good’ if YOU are.

So, you somehow thought it was a good idea to sneak through the hidden passageways of the house and land a direct shot with a half-melted snowball to Brahms’ asscrack while he was bent over and looking through an old box of photographs in his hidden bedroom.

You barely make it out the front door before this petulant man-child is barrelling after you with murder in his eyes, and he’s a lot faster than you are. In no time at all he’s got you pinned on your back beneath him with your hands above your head.

Oh, you’ve been very, very bad, and you’re going to have to be punished for what you did. A right proper spanking is in order, and that’s just the start, dearie, because this man’s not relenting until you’re begging for mercy.

Although, if you really want to get back on his good side again, I suggest begging him for something else entirely...

Thomas Hewitt - Run, rabbit, RUN...

Let’s be honest for a moment - it’s generally hotter than the devil’s left nut at any given time of the year, so your ‘snowball’ is going to have to be made of accumulated freezer scrapings.

Surprising enough, the only family member throwing his support behind you is Hoyt, who will be eagerly looking forward to witnessing your ‘deathwish bullshit fuckery’ like a kid at Christmas if only for the sheer entertainment value alone.

All you have to do is wait for Luda May to call Thomas in to help with the dinner dishes one peaceful Texas night, give Hoyt the agreed upon pre-arranged signal, wait until Thomas turns his back to you and take your shot.

Although momentarily stunned by your unprovoked assault, it’s Hoyt’s deliberately indignant bellow of “Goddamn it, boy! Are you just gonna stand there and take that from em’, or are you gonna do somethin’ about it?” followed up by your dazzlingly wicked grin and light-hearted quip of “You want me, big boy, then come and get me!” as you bolt out the kitchen door that really gets Tommy moving.

A word of advice: no matter how fast you run and no matter where you hide, rest assured, Thomas will find you, and the longer you make him chase you, the ‘harder’ your punishment will be...

Leslie Vernon - You never had a chance…

It all begins with his seemingly innocent comment during breakfast, “You know, the apple trees must look absolutely beautiful after last night’s snowstorm. Why don’t you go on ahead, I’ll catch up with you later, ok?”

Although disappointed by the lack of his company, you had to admit that he’d been right as you’d leisurely explored the breathtakingly beautiful winter wonderland the orchard had become, but now, all you want to do is head back to the house and warm yourself by the fire.

Unfortunately for you, Leslie has other plans.

You’ll never see the hit coming, but when the first of many snowballs score swift successive hits to your ass, you’ll be reminded that nothing about Leslie has ever been or ever will be ’innocent.’

As it turns out, the instant you’d been out the door and out of sight, Leslie had been pulling on the handmade white ‘gillie suit’ he’d made months ago in anticipation of this very moment, tearing out the back door and making a beeline for the orchard and the veritable arsenal of snowballs he’d been busy making in the early hours of the morning while you’d still been asleep in bed.

Only your raised hands and pleas for mercy breathlessly gasped between peals of laughter bring his brilliantly planned offensive campaign to an end, but you have to admit, the warm-up he’s already planned for you in the apple pressing shack is one you’ll never forget…

Danny Johnson (Dead By Daylight) - Revenge is a dish best served cold...

You have to admit, when you nailed Danny in the ass with a snowball, you never expected him to take it so well. Instead of retaliating in kind, all he did was grace you with a dazzlingly magnanimous smile, give your nose a gentle tweak and compliment your impeccable aim with a cheerful “Good shot, sweetheart, you got me!”

Blissfully ignorant of this devious man’s deeply twisted and vindictive sense of humour, you actually believed you’d gotten away with it and that he’d simply ‘forgive and forget.’

Oh honey, you were so very, very wrong on both accounts…

Later that night, Danny playfully drops the hint that he’d like to try out a new set of bondage gear he ‘just so happened to come across’ earlier in the day, and you’re all to eager to indulge him.

Unfortunately, cuff restraints and a ball gag aren’t the only things he’s been waiting to use on you, and when he gleefully shows off the very suggestively shaped ’icicle’ he made earlier, you’ll know without a doubt that Danny’s idea of ’comeuppance’ is far beyond anything you ever could have imagined.

Hope and pray that your pleas for mercy and forgiveness are suitably convincing, because if they aren’t, he’ll leave you to warm up on your own. 

Eventually…

[adoringhaikyuu]

arguments

summary: what arguments (and the making up) are like with them.

characters: ushijima + tendou

warnings: mentions of smut for tendou’s

icons by @voleicons​

ushijima:

he doesn’t mean to get into an argument with you

he’s not always good at expressing how he feels, but he knows deep down that he cares about you more than anything and would never want to be the cause of your pain

let’s just say that you had procrastinated a lot more than you meant to and now you had an overwhelming amount of work left which had you stressed as hell

you’d be so frustrated with yourself, groaning as you worked on your assignments 

you’d be working since the morning and it was now a little after noon

you’d be complaining and you know that you put yourself in this position, but that doesn’t mean you’re gonna enjoy it

you’d let your head fall back and sigh loudly

“this is so stupid, i can’t do this––”

and ushijima ever the realist replies “sure you can, y/n just sit down and do it.”

and you just groan dramatically “but i caaan’t––i have like no time” essentially just throwing it out there even though you know you wasted your precious hours doing everything but your work when you could have over the week

and without meaning to piss you off at all, your boyfriend says “well we both know who’s fault that is, y/n.” 

and you just pause, “...”

he takes your silence as confusion so he decides to explain further, thinking he’s only helping

“if you hadn’t waited so long to start working, you wouldn’t be here struggling right now. and this could even affect your grade too since you have yourself limited time.”

with each word he adds, the more the weight of everything piles on top of you, making your shoulder sink

you can feel your eyes start to water from all the stress, and from his words––deep down you know he doesn’t mean any harm, but the way he’s speaking makes it sound like he’s not supportive of you or sympathetic at all

tears pool up in your eyes and you quickly get up, glaring at your boyfriend as best you can as you try to hold the tears in

“fuck you ushijima. you’re supposed to be my boyfriend, not my dad.”

you storm off to another room with your laptop and he sits there on the couch, blinking in confusion

he sits there in silence for a bit, trying to make sense of everything that just happened 

it’s only when he realizes that he’s had a fight with you and caused you to cry that it really hits him and his chest starts to hurt

ushijima felt bad. really bad. he gave you a few hours before going to find you, deciding it would be best to let you cool off since you probably didn’t want to face him right away and it would give you time to work uninterrupted. 

he got up from the couch when the sun started to set and made his way to the bedroom. he found you there on the bed, your laptop on your lap, a furrow between your brows as you typed away at your laptop. your eyes glanced over to him for a split second but you were quick to look away. you weren’t really mad at him, just a little annoyed, and the stress you were experiencing only added to that feeling.  

when you didn’t say anything, he slowly walked into the room and took a seat near the edge of the bed, in front of where you were sitting with your legs crossed, his hands in his lap. he waited silently until you pushed your laptop to the side, stretching to take a small break.

“i––i’m sorry for hurting you.” he looked up at you and sighed when you averted your eyes, biting your lip nervously. “i didn’t mean to make you upset. i really am sorry.” 

you could feel his eyes piercing you as he waited for you to say something. he was about to get up and leave you alone when you reached for his hand. he paused and sat back down, turning to you as you climbed into his lap. you buried your face in his sweatshirt and he was quick to let his arms go around your waist and hold you in place. 

“it’s okay.” you mumbled into his chest. “i’m sorry too. i didn’t mean what i said––i was just... stressed. and annoyed that you were right.”

he tightened his hold on you. “i didn’t mean what i said either.” 

you let out a light breath of laughter. “yes you did toshi. but it’s okay.”

he paused and looked up for a moment, in thought. “i may have meant what i said, but i did not mean it as an insult. i would never want to hurt you. or make you cry.” 

though he wasn’t showing much emotion, you could tell he was beating himself up about this in his head and pulled away to look at him and he almost didn’t want to let you. you looked into his eyes, a small smile on your face as your hands came up to hold his cheeks and he nuzzled into your touch. “i know toshi. i’m not mad, really. i forgive you.” you pressed a light kiss to his lips. “i love you.”

he softly squeezed your sides, relieved. “and i you.” 

tendou:

you and tendou would have a very playful relationship 

meaning you would tease each other a lot

and most of the time it was just harmless banter

“you’re just sad because i’m better than you, y/n. it’s okay i get it. i would be sad too.”

“oh shut up, my ass is fatter than yours so ha.” 

you honestly enjoyed spending time with him and teasing each other

some people thought it was a little weird that you would literally insult ?each other ? 

as you’re walking home from practice after you’ve waited up for tendou, ushijima turns to look at you guys when you start like verbally attacking each other, so confused

“are you guys fighting?” 

and you’d both turn to him, pausing your banter, looking at him like wtf??

and would simultaneously go “no? what makes you say that?”

and ushijima is so confused he just decides to ignore it and keep walking silently

but the banter was honestly how you showed your love for each other in your own weird way

if you bullied each other it meant you cared about each other

but one day you’d be in a pissy mood, stressed from work or whatever 

and you and tendou would be teasing each other, well really he was going in and really going for it

and you’d be giving him shorter responses than usual, trying to give him the hint that you weren’t in the mood 

but he wasn’t getting it

with each “insult” the more annoyed you could feel yourself getting, and you were frustrated that you were feeling this way because you knew this was his love language but you just couldn’t help yourself

as his smile widened you felt yourself get more and more upset

you’d be getting so upset, feeling your throat back up and your eyes get heavy with tears the more he went on

you’d be silent for a bit and he’d tease

“what, no comeback?” 

when you didn’t respond like you normally would he’d lean down to look at you, his wide and playful eyes looking into yours and he’d notice the your glassy eyes and he’d frown immediately

“what’s this? what’s wrong?” 

and you’d try to just walk past him but he’d be having none of that

his hands were quick to grab your waist and spin you back to him but you only sighed and kept your head down, trying to get out of his grasp. “let me go, tendou.” your voice was sharp but clearly pained and honestly shocked him.

“ah ah.” he held you still and bent his head down. “look at me baby girl. what’s wrong? did i go too far?” 

and you just let out a small sob at how sweet he was being. you crashed into his chest and he wrapped his arms around you, holding you tight as a few tears soaked his shirt. “i––” you sniffled. “it’s not you really. i just...” you pulled away and his hands came up to wipe your tears, making you smile. “i’m just stressed out and it’s getting to me, and your comments only put me in a bad mood. but it’s not your fault! i should have said something.”

he frowned, pulling you in for another hug. “you have nothing to apologize for, dumbass. i’m sorry for not paying closer attention to my princess.” 

he pulled away and leaned down to kiss you deeply and pulled away with a smirk. “i guess i’m just gonna have to be nicer to you now since you’re so sensitive, baby.”

you rolled your eyes, smacking his arm lightly. “shut up.”

“ooh feisty.” he pushed you down on the bed and hovered over you. “you know what it does to me when you fight back.” his lips grazed yours and you let out a small gasp feeling him grind his hips into you. of course your messed up boyfriend got turned on just after seeing you cry. 

he bit your lip softly. “you know,” he licked his lips, looking at you as if you were his last meal. “i think i know how i can help you relieve that stress baby.”

“oh yeah?” you asked softly only making him smirk.

“mhm.” he nodded, sliding down between your legs. he started to pull off your sweats. “why don’t we see if you’re just as sensitive down here too.”

you rolled your eyes, a smile on your lips. “fuck you tendou.”

his grin was sinister. “oh i plan to.” 

[deathssunshine]

🍮music that reminds me of victor🍮

Warning: possible bad language and maybe some dark themes idk

Genre: wtf am I doing

Word count: not counting 💀💀💀💀💀

Game: Mr love queen choice

Pairings: my ass

Character: victor

Description: sings that remind me of him for some unknown reason also using this opportunity to just put random songs down

Songs that remind me of victor

He got lots of experience cause he old man. Suits him ig.

Idk just does 💀

Calming or some shit

He's the perfect man

IDC what you say this was my favourite childhood movie and I could see victor maybe singing this with mc to me he has a lovely voice idk what the game means when they say he don't 😃

This is such a heart warming song and suits victor perfectly. Nothing you say can change my mind. It shows his love for the mc so well and how he would do anything for her because he love sher so so so so much and he is the perfect boy I wanna protect him so much I love him and guys 😭😭😭😭 I wanna marry him. If you act, look, speak like victor hit me up🗿

He grew up to fast and I feel like he changed himself a lot as he grew so that he became the person his parents wanted him to be.

I didn't have a reason for this one other then poker face 🗿

He would die for the mc basically

He got them hipssss

IVE REACHED THE FUCKING LIMIT FOR THE AUDIOS NOOOOOOOOO

Made by yours truly the crack ass Etchartfan <3