#I JEST

[wisteriagoesvroom]

0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

[tealfling]

I really like the interpretation that Astarion's so full of shit when he throws the corny, totally fake, "I've been waiting since the moment the moment I laid eyes on you..." Line.

Like "har har, the moment he holds a knife to your throat?"

Yeah. The moment he throws you on the ground and holds a knife to your throat. In an unfamiliar place after a traumatic experience. Where you have a knife to your throat and your body is going through a danger response. With your adrenaline spiked. And your blood pounding in your ear. And your neck. Right where Astarion's holding you. Right near his face. Where he can smell you. Sense it gushing through you.

I'm sure the man that spends the rest of the game telling you how delicious you smell (and taste if you let him) didn't have some small fraction of something awaken in him in that moment. I'm not thinking about this right now. It's probably nothing.

[joodles98]

slices of life

[lemonlimestar]

enough!!! i like the red robin cowl. i think it makes him look like a freak. and he needs that because when ur siblings with dick grayson and cass cain u gotta step up ur creepy factor.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, common misconception. You actually become asexual by beating Cupid's ass in a wrestling competition.

[mordmortis]

hey guys check out this new oc his name is boothill

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Arrested on charges of Assault with a Pointy Weapon, Trespassing, Kidnapping of an Imperial Heir and Saint to the King Undying, Driving Without a Licence, Breaking and Entering, Not Getting In Line and the most heinous crime of all, not saying hello to Noodle.

[humanfox030]

The Dog and the Dragon

[max-uhhhh-talks]

A re...re-do of the Ghost timeline...

☆ Primo born about 1930s (stated in wiki)

- Nihil AT LEAST in his 20s, technically

☆ Secondo+Terzo born about 1950s (stated in wiki)

☆ Dance Macabre mv (date unknown)

☆ Kiss the Go-Goat 1969

- Nihil about in his 50s?

- Primo 39

- Secondo + Terzo 19

☆ Copia born ≈ 1970 (stated in wiki)

- 2023 - 1970 = 53. Copia's abt 53 yrs

☆ 2018 Papas die, Copia is cardinal

- Primo ≈ 88

- Secondo + Terzo ≈ 68

☆ 2020 Nihil dies, Copia is Papa

- 110 IF roughly 20 years at primos birth…

☆ 2023 Sister dies, Copia is Frater Imperator

☆ Nihil says he's “almost 80” in 2023 (RHRN), which would mean he was born in 1943 OR 1940 if he died almost as an 80 year old. However that doesn't match with Primos birth year, as Tobias said he was in his 80s when Secondo and Terzo were in their 60s. So either that or the “almost 80” statement isn't accurate😭

[catgirljaneway]

if there's one thing Kathryn Janeway is gonna do, it's look at her employees like the 🥺🥺 emoji

[tuituipupu]

K IS PREGGERS ?!?

[theyshutmedownagain]

You whores need to learn what the reblog button is 😤

[rice-crackerz]

Conspiracy theory hat on...

Why would they take the time to tell us how many wins each nation has gotten, highlighting Sweden?

Why would Graham mention ABBA's 50th anniversary?

How'd the whole arena shout for Finland and not have them take the win????

[lambment]

Slowly adds circus and bardcore music to the lambergheni playlist…

[kat-is-confused]

they gave him the chair and a little bit of attitude, this is a good start

[what-even-is-thiss]

Since Nintendo refuses to draw nipples onto Link that leaves them wide open to headcanons about how he lost his nipples and something like top surgery is the obvious answer but if instead he traded his nipples for something I’d like to know what that is