#I LOVE ANXIETY SO MUCH SHES SO SKRUNKLY

[dejadoodles-101]

Back with a new post! 💕

Here’s the motherfucker who’s been steering my wheel all these years; Anxiety! 🧡🤎🥰

Bruh I can’t tell you how much I love her already (even tho the trailer has been out for a week and we have no idea what her role is gonna be in the film) 🥰🥰🥰 She’s just so skrunkly and adorable I just had the desire to draw her reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🧡🧡🧡🧡 I’m definitely looking forward to watching the movie and seeing more of her next year 🧡🧡 She’s probably my top favorite character now 🥰🥰

We’re literally the same person aaaaaaaa 🧡🧡🧡

Hope ya guys like! 🧡

Art is mine!

Inside Out 2: Disney Pixar

[mythical-mithaps]

Not Astarion seeing his lover be a Bhaalspawn and saying with utter pride and adoration stuff like "My precious little Bhaal Babe! :D "

Like bitch I murdered people and I'm trying to feel bad about it but you saying that makes me want to smile/laugh xD

This man is just such a peach- I know he can be sexy/dangerous/dark but he seriously can be so sassy and unserious sometimes it's a mood brightener ♡

[pseudowho]

"Why the fuck...does this vacuum cleaner smell like cheese?"

Kento was yet to arrive home, and you saw this as only a blessing for him. Staring down the barrel of the hoover, the house finally hushed from the sounds of rowdy children, you wore your finest holey tank top, and pyjama shorts which covered asscheek, pussy and belly (but only ever two at a time, at any given time).

Your antiperspirant didn't have the same stamina as you. You swore as you trod barefoot on Lego, staggering and cussing like a mad old witch.

Bra-less, and without the time to scout the laundry pile for underwear, you hoovered crumbs and war-detritus like a skrunkly raccoon; hungry, cross, and in need of a shower. Your mind was lost, running between the alleyways of your chore-list, when the door clicked open, and closed.

You vacuumed, and vacuumed, not even looking up as you heard the rhythmic tack, tack, tack of his brown Oxfords approaching.

"There she is."

As if you were the Venus de Milo.

You grunted, lifting the rug and picking up an abandoned, squashed peach with an ugh! and cursed your sleeping offspring. You stood up with a huff, blowing sweaty hairs off your face, your breasts swinging independently of you.

"How's my darling wife?"

Pristine as ever, crisp and ironed and with the faintest tang of sweat and cologne, you wondered if Kento would ever arrive home looking like he'd been intimately acquainted with a trash can. The day had not yet come. Whiskey-deep eyes drank you in, parched.

Your heart ached with how handsome he looked, and how pathetically mismatched you were against him.

"Kento. You're home."

"Mmmm."

Either in confirmation, or having seen something delicious; you weren't sure. You suspected the latter. You scoffed as his hands reached out to slip round your raggedy waist, and you scoffed, and he shushed you, and you berated him, and he mumbled sweet nothings into your neck until you were finally folded into him, his missing ingredient.

And how he looked at you, as if you'd hung the stars and orchestrated the seasons.

You breathed him in, lax against the brick-wall solidity of him. You could have cried.

You still had sloppy peach remnants in your hand as Kento kissed you, soft and mellow and longing. You huffed against his lips.

"Kento, I am a fucking mess--"

"You're lovely--"

"--I absolutely am not--"

"--ravishing--"

"--you're ridiculous--"

"--gorgeous--"

"You're an idiot."

"I've missed you."

"God, I've missed you too. So much. You don't even know."

"I'm sure I do."

You sighed, nuzzling your face into the hard planes of Kento's collarbones, growling away a day of frustration. His chuckles rumbled up, tickling your nose. You rested your cheek against Kento's chest, your weariness bone-deep, having had no agency over your body or your time since dawn.

You surveyed the carnage together in silence; toys strewn as if the bodies of soldiers, abandoned laundry with stains of suspect aetiology, congealed meals, lovingly prepared and never eaten. You felt the weight of the day threaten to overwhelm you, feeling the panic and anxiety climbing, tidal waves on your waterline--

"Sit down. I'll make you a cup of tea."

The floodgates almost opened. "I can't do that-- you've had a long day-- so much to do--"

"And, I'll do it."

"No you won't, I--"

"Sit down. And I'll make you a cup of tea."

A single, slow kiss to your sweaty forehead. You sniffled, no strength left for another battle. You offered paltry smiling complaints as Kento nuzzled your hair, gripping you closer, growling into your neck as you squeaked and laughed.

You felt the familiar heavy press and twitch of his cock against you, and he groaned as you squirmed in his grasp, giggling. You caught his eye, as he twinkled down at you, pressing one slow kiss to your lips, possessive and full of promise.

"...I'm not apologising for anything. You look incredible."

"Ridiculous man, Nanami Kento."

[incorrect-koh-posts]

Your knowledge of medieval stuff is really impressive! You said in the tags of that ask you answered that you majored in literature? I would love to hear more about your passion for medieval literature and just medieval times in general. Did it start with Kingdom of Heaven or were you interested in it long before watching the film?

Ahh, I'm glad you think so, thank you! ☺️

I did my BA with a major in German literature and linguistics and a minor in English lit. For my MA (which I'm almost finished with save for my thesis defence), I switched to English full-time. My interest in medieval literature is really something that came with my studies - I've always had a general interest in history and read lots of historical fiction while in school, but I'd had basically no exposure to medieval texts (or the knowledge to engage somewhat meaningfully with them) until I had to take my first compulsory "Introduction to Medieval Literature" class at uni. From then on, I just kind of fell in love with the subject. We had a great prof - a really cool older lady who gave the most engaging lectures and with whom I later took seminars on topics like the medieval idea of monsters or animal depictions in chivalric romance.

Within all things medieval, the area that perhaps fascinates me the most is medievalism studies, which is a sort of sub-discipline of medieval studies that investigates, broadly speaking, the reception and depiction of the Middle Ages as well as medieval texts and topics in post-medieval media. Idk why it had to be that field in particular, but there's just something so beautiful in finding parallels and continuities between our world and the medieval one, especially since misconceptions about the Middle Ages are still so prevalent. Unsurprisingly, I wrote both of my dissertations on such medieval/modern overlaps: In my BA thesis I looked into the portrayal and function of mentor-mentee relationships in medieval literature and modern adolescent fiction (lots of commonalities there, interestingly enough!), whereas in my MA diss I focused on the construction of dystopian scenarios in recent British Arthurian fiction and how these respond not only to the older Arthurian material but also to present-day environmental and political anxieties. (Sounds a bit complicated but it makes sense, I promise.)

Perhaps this is why KoH has had such a chokehold on me these past 4 years. It's such a flawed piece of media that it makes me want to dig my teeth into it, in an academic as well as a fic-writing sense. There are so many moments in it that could be right out of a chivalric romance, yet also so many others where the film blows its pretence to historicity to all hell; there are so many interesting characters who only scratch at the surface of the historical figures behind them, and simply so much wasted potential. It's just ... ahhh.

The funny thing is that my growing interest in medieval literature kind of coincided with me discovering KoH, which in turn made me dig even deeper into the research side of things (a vicious circle lol). I think I wrote another post on this about a year ago, but me discovering - or rather re-discovering - Kingdom of Heaven was basically the result of the following chain reaction: I somehow stumbled upon an old novel covering the same events as KoH (Graham Shelby's The Knights of Dark Renown) > something in that book's depiction of Raymond of Tripoli scratched my brain in the right place > I investigated further and found KoH > I saw that skrunkly Mr Irons was part of the cast and decided I had to watch it immediately. In such matters I'm a simple girl - nothing will incite me to watch a film more than an old history man being hot 😂

And then half-way through the film I remembered I'd actually seen it before - with my former best friend during the early years of secondary school when she was obsessed (and by that I mean obsessed) with Orlando Bloom and made me watch literally every film with him that she could get her hands on. Which was a good thing only insofar as it made me discover Lord of the Rings. Though in hindsight it's very funny because she clearly intended for me to join her in her Orlando insanity, whereas confused 11-year-old me instead stared at Aragorn and Tiberias like this: 😳. Yes, I've always had impeccable taste, obviously.

And thus, in the spring of the year of our Lord 2020, I entered my KoH era, and so far the brainrot is still thriving.

I do wonder, though, how many people in the fandom have a similar background? The handful of people that I know or have interacted with seem to skew that way, with mostly history- or literature-related fields of study, but I wonder how representative they are of the overall fandom 🤔

In any case, thank you for the fun ask that did not flatter me at all!

[kieranxworld]

Peppino Spaghetti Headcanons (Romantic)

A/n: My first post! I hope you guys all like these! Also. I found Pizza Tower like a week ago and have been hyperfiaxting since, Just adding this skrunkly dude to my list of favorite characters. Anyway, on to the headcanons!

➜ BTW my requests are open!

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To begin, you would meet Peppino by being a regular at his pizzeria. You loved to stop by everyday afterwork to get a personal pan pizza. And it's always the same. A (fave pizza) pizza with a drink and chips.

Peppino takes notice around your third time coming around. He notices how you come with a smile no matter how your day has went. You always hold a conversation with him and stay until closing.

You always tipped, and it was large amounts, like $300 or $20 for an $8 order. And whenever he tried to deny it, you would give him more as a "punishment".

As more time passed, Peppino noticed the glances you would give him. The gazes would linger, and it would cause Peppino to worry.

Did you not want him to come over and talk to you anymore? Was it something he said? Did he offend you?

This would cause the Italian man to spiral into various scenarios.

"G-gustavo, are-a you sure she-a would like a balding guy like-a me?"

Gustavo would try to encourage his anxiety riddled friend.

"Yea! Who-a wouldn't? You're an Italian Stallion!"

"...."

"..."

"Please-a never say that again..."

Anyways.

You would have to verbally tell him that you like him. The poor man can't pick up on your flirting too easily.

But the moment you let him know.

Oh he's gonna be elated!

He thought you wouldn't be interested in him because he was older and in debt. He thought you would want someone else more your speed. Someone who could support you.

But you silenced any of his worry with a kiss on the lips.

After the two of you make it official, Peppino eagerly awaits your visits everyday.

You try to spoil him by taking him out every other night after work. Your poor peppy needs a break!

Being best friends with Gustavo is a must! And Brick too!

You actually love brick alot, you frequently come with cheese to gift the large rat. Which he humbly accepts

You're there for Peppino, helping him with the stress of his business and the reaccuring nightmares of that blasted Pizza Tower. (You'd always wondered where he disappeared to for two weeks)

Overall you love your lovable Italian boyfriend, you wouldn't choose any one else in the world to be your s/o!

Lil drabble below!

Peppino was closing for tonight.

Today had been unbearable.

Although he had a rush of customers, Peppino also had to deal with the annoyance of the Noise visiting him today. That irritating bastard had caused him to lose one oven thanks to his pranks.

Peppino groaned as he moved to close up shop for today when he heard the doorbell jingle.

"Peppi!~"

Peppino sighs lovingly as he drops what he was doing to come to the front.

"Amore mio!"

He comes from the behind the counter and embraces you. You giggle as you place a kiss on his forehead. "Are you ready for our date?" You ask and he nods quickly.

"I'm guessing it was a bad day?"

"Mhm.."

You sigh as you rub his back. "Alrighty..let's go then! I have so much planned!"

Peppino sighs softly as he allows you to drag him along to whatever you have planned.

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[copias-girl]

I love the fact both canonically and in your writing style Copia is just this skrunkly old man with near debilitating anxiety, stomach issues, and for all his social shortcomings he still manages to have bit of a petulantly childish attitude lmao. Not to mention absolute net 0 rizz and despite all that, we all collectively just thought 'yep, i need that disaster man inside of me asap.'

So now let me raise you this lil hc that's been bouncing around in my think tank and the way i like to write him.

I see his preferred sin as less lust and more greed.

It's pretty prevalent in his day to day life, both pre and post ascension, he has a wicked sweet tooth, he likes pushing limits to see how much of something he can have and still get away with, he likes nice things, shiny things, ffs the man showed up with a bedazzled grucifix off rip, all those precious gems on his mitre, the fact that he has two (2) variants of regalia.

And I definitely see it shining through in his sex skills (or the initial lack there of tcac wise) He may take a little time getting used to reader's attention and definitely needs time to process the fact that she's genuinely into him and more than ready and willing to get down and dirty, but what the man lacks in experience, he makes up for in determination and near freakishly keen observation skills.

Hey, the man's a quick learner! And as soon as he figures out exactly what he likes and more so what he can do to get the right reactions out of reader, it's top priority info that's immediately stored away and saved for later. He's greedy about it in the sense that he's definitely gonna get his, but by all things unholy he's gonna get hers too. Multiple times over, because he WANTS it. He wants her coming back to him, for him, because of him again and again and again. He greedily wants her begging him to have her in any way he can have her. And what he wants, best believe he gets.

anyways that's enough of that, hope you enjoyed your weekend away! back to the void with me lol

- 🍍

MY SWEET PINEAPPLE ANON IM TACKLING YOU 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

FUCK I LOVE THIS AAAAH I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE SPECULATE ABOUT TCAC AND MAKE IT ALL DEEP AND STUFF!! As a writer that’s just such a huge compliment!!

First of all yes I love rizzless Copia lmaoo 😂 I absolutely LOVE a dominant Copia too but when he’s all awkward he’s just so cute and fuckable

And about the greed! I DEFINITELY see that! Like, it’s honestly true. You can tell Copia likes the finer things in life, and I love that about him.

In tcac Copia is STARVED for love, attention, and affection. Starvation causes greed. Once he gets a taste, it’ll be like crack to him. Sure it’ll take some time for him to overcome his terrible self esteem issues and get used to the idea of Reader actually liking him, but he’ll be thinking of her attention NONSTOP. Constantly craving it. He’ll be addicted to the way she makes him feel but as you said, also the way HE can make HER feel.

He’ll be addicted to that look in her eyes, the one that lets him know she truly only has eyes for him. He’ll be addicted to the way she screams his name, to the way she whispers her desperation into his ear. He’ll be addicted to the feeling of her little hands grasping the fabric of his cassock and pulling him into the nearest secluded area so she can demand his cock.

And he definitely has the best observation skills, especially when it comes to Reader’s pleasure! Copia is so greedy for her praise. The way she’ll cry and tell him how incredible his cock feels inside her. The way she tells him how good he’s doing for her. After being insulted and ignored all his life, the praise alone is enough to make him cum

And thank you so much! I had a marvellous time! But I’m happy to be back in the horny void lmaoo 😂

[lea-andres]

★ and ☠ - Bean the Dynamite and/or Bark the Polar Bear :>

*stares at that emoji for a while* I think I know who this anon is~ 😈😂

You're getting both, because I love the Hooligans so much!

★ - sad headcanon

Bean- OH BOY THERE'S A LOT ACTUALLY! Bean... Never talks about his past. Specifically his mom. (who I stole from @bitter-sweet-coffee , so they can also vouch she's the worst!) No one's heard Bean's sob story past, not even Bark, because he refuses to talk about it ever. He's the funny man, no one wants to hear his baggage, he's gonna be funny and cheer YOU up!!!

Bark- Let's keep the mommy issues train going, his mom's ALSO the worst! She gave him horrible anxiety, his selective mutism, and some trichotillomania (he pulls his hair out without realizing it) to go with it!

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

Bean- Between him and Bark, BEAN'S the violent one you have to worry about lmao. It's a case of Bark looking like he'll kill you but actually being a cinnamon roll and Bean... Well... I think he looks skrunkly and diseased (affectionate), but he will kill you if you look at him funny.

Bark- Now, Bark's not usually a violent guy, but he'll get violent FAST if you hurt Bean (or Jewel, in my BugBear bullshit) in front of him. Nothing between him and them will survive. Equipment, walls, people actively trying to stop him... He's going THROUGH you.

[lionblaze03-2]

Ok so it’s no secret that Glendale is my beloved skrunkly and absolutely my favorite so why don’t we finally talk about her?? There’s not much to analyze here unfortunately, which is why I do so much horseposting(I love you my tied second place <3), BUT there is one thing.

‘My Portal Tummy and Me.’

Well, for one this song implies that she ATE HER PARENTS, later confirmed by series creator Megan Nicole Dong, so uh, hello??? While that’s just hilariously dark though, and could be brushed off as a joke by those who don’t know of the confirmation... look at some of these lyrics.

‘But I’m never on my own, there’s someone always with me, and she says she must assist me, so I don’t freak out no more! She tells me everything and everyone must go inside, when my portal tummy’s hungry, there’s nowhere you can hide’.

Just... think about this for a second. Based on literally what the lyrics imply, she has a voice in her head that began when she first developed the portal that demand she put everything and EVERYONE she sees inside it. And judging by the fact that her parents are confirmed in there, she fucking listened!!! That’s absolutely terrifying!!! Also the fact that it promised to assist her in her anxiety but she then immediately follows with ‘I get nervous when I steal’. It doesn’t help the anxiety, it makes it worse! At least at first! What I’m saying is, Glendale hun you okay? Sweetie?? Buddy???

[kalpasio]

AAA I AM ONCE AGAIN SEEING THE GATES OF HEAVEN WITH YOUR LATEST FIC

NOTHING BEATS WAKING UP EARLY WITH A FRESHLY PUBLISHED KALPAS FIC FROM YOU WHILE I HAVE NO PLANS FOR THE DAY

KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR AS WE SPEAK I LOVED IT SO MUCH MWAHH THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

ALSO THE PART WHERE ADAM REJECTED THE CONFESSION BEFORE READER COULD EVEN SPEAK I HAD TO SIT DOWN AND PROCESS FOR A SOLID MINUTE LMAO

OVERPROTECTIVE KALPAS HAS MY HEART <333 WHEN HE SAID HE JUST WANTED READER TO BE SAFE I WAS BOUT TO CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND YOU

And the timido slander </3 my poor social anxiety suffering skrunkly but also I get it cuz how the fuck does her back survive with those things it seems so impractical when her combat style is ice-skating

Anyways you're amazing thank you for this blessing <3 - 🧊anon

FARM FRESH KALPAS FICS I don't know why that was so funny to me but there you go

ngl I panicked with the Adam part lol I went "oh it would make sense for reader and Adam to talk, but it CANT be a normal conversation cause that would be lame" and the confession was just the first thing in my brain 😭😭

overprotective kalpas is my favorite honestly I originally just wrote "I want you," and then put the "to be safe" part later and then I went NO THEYRE GONNA THINK HE WANTS TO FUCK which like 👀👀 but also I can't write that

if poor timido was like, more physically realistic I would like her a lot more lol 100% a scrunky and I'd want to hold her hand to help when she's anxious but her chest is doing me a concern!!!