#I babysit the kid sometimes

[barbie-nightmare-house]

I have four pre programmed social pleasantries to offer and every time someone goes off script I am momentarily convinced I’m capable of murder.

[fruit-colored-ninja]

I think it’s so funny how many ninjago show fics (both au and canon compliant) have kai going through an ‘I hate this kid so fukcing much he ruins everything he SUCKS’ phase about lloyd at first and then movie fics are almost always like. Hello I’m Kai this is lloyd I met him five minutes ago and if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself and if you say a SINGLE bad thing about him because of his father I’ll kill you too

[juriyuna]

According to the original JP text for Beachside Bonds, Yuu and Kei were 18 when they attempted suicide, and it's been a few years since then. This means that Yuu is in her 20s now.

I am so glad that one of our rare few adult magical girls is this towering indestructible unicorn vigilante with a single braincell who has survived for years not because of emotional resilience, but because the wish she made at 18 has made her so forgetful that she's physically incapable of worrying. Yuu is out here gaming the system and having a good time doing it.

[kaijuno]

TMI but my periods are usually like. 3 days and painless. But this fuckin month. Oh my GOD. I have thrown up 4 times this morning because my cramps are so bad. I can barely walk because my back hurts. I’m currently typing this from my bathtub because it hurts too much to get out of it what the FUCK

[beeholyshit]

FREE DAY!!!

So young and happy ❤️

[ricopop]

don't you trust him? just look at that smile!

@cephalonheadquarters @superbellsubways

doodlss under cut. As Usual.

[kingwuko]

I like to imagine that if Mako and Wu ever did have a kid it would be more of a “we found this orphan” situation. The best dynamic I can imagine for them being parents is being middle aged and finding some teen kid (maybe has trust+abandonment issues) and they take them in but then they can’t give the kid to some other family bc the kid trusts them (plus it would worsen the abandonment issues). I think it would be sweet. And then Mako and Wu would still be able to get time to themselves as well as family time that doesn’t consist of being worried you’ll make the toddler cry the whole time. (Also rq, as someone with nine younger siblings (don’t ask) I know that teens and preteens are still a handful, but in a very different way than infants-preteens).

I’m still not saying I think they would have a kid, but if they did, that’s the best/sweetest way I could imagine it. But ofc I’m always a sucker for found family so I’m probably bias.

I love this!! I mean I go back and forth on them having kids but I 100 percent agree that they'd be adopting an older kid or kids!!

I personally lean toward them adopting a set of siblings just because I think Mako would have a lot of Feelings about siblings. Maybe it's a situation where the siblings could be separated and Mako's like absolutely not we will be taking all of them in thank you very much.

I also agree Mako and Wu would be much older. Likely forty-ish. I also hc that Opal and Bolin just like. have a bunch of kids and so Mako and Wu's kids by the time they adopted would be close in age to Opal and Bolin's kids so that could be interesting

[isfjmel-phleg]

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[deadchildsuperhero]

Danny phantom au where instead of Phantom being the town hero, he's more like the babtsitter to call when the kids (rogues) get too naughty.

[dan-crimes]

LMAO so funny thing is everyone knows the whole Sonic and Shadow looking alike thing is total bullshit and I totally agree those comments they try to pull in the games and show(s? I'm not technically a Sonic fan I dunno if it's multiple) make basically no sense to me but then my Mom comes in while watching Sonic Prime and says "So what, Sonic has a brother or something?" and this whole other world has opened up to me and I've seen the truth of it all

[alexa-crowe]

i know it shouldn’t bother me when people say that dad!gale enjoyers are ignoring gale’s characterization but i can’t help it. it’s not hating gale as a dad that gets me, it’s the idea that “one side” is right and the “other” is wrong. like did the idea that the lines where gale says he’s not father material were written specifically to go both ways simply not occur to some of you? that seems to be the logical conclusion and yet i keep seeing people (mind you, only anti-dad!gale people—not once have i seen a dad!gale enjoyer shame someone for not liking the idea) claim that there’s a correct interpretation! like what happened to live and let live? 😭

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Just applied for a summer childcare position (like for a camp type thing) that pays 20–28 dollars an hour based on qualifications (I should be towards the end of that scale because I work in a school; and the only requirement the job lists is to be 16 and have experience with children). So hopefully they’ll consider me. That would be wonderful.

[qsmprambling]

I was starting to write an essay but long story short:

The safety systems currently in place for the Eggs were created in response to the injury, threat-to, and death of previous eggs, and none of the current islanders will every quite be able to understand the old islanders fears/concerns.

[myleftpinkytoe]

Parents don't like it when I'm around their children bc the kids will ask things like "why can't I eat my spaghetti with my hands in the restaurant?" And I'll deadass go "because we live in a place where someone (no one knows who) has decided that we're not supposed to eat spaghetti with our hands, and now if we do people will be mean to us for no reason because they think it's 'bad'. They're wrong, but it's easier to follow the rules so people won't get mad at us for no good reason."

Which is a true statement, but now there's a good chance that the parents of that child are going to have to deal with a kid that insists on eating spaghetti with their hands in public for ideological reasons which is probably not ideal.

[yardsards]

i never expected it, but as i get older i'm actually starting to find children really adorable, whereas i often just found them annoying when i was younger. it's fucking wild

[nocomforthere]

Sometimes I’m in a momentary panic of “oh fuck I don’t wanna age” and then I remember that hell yeah I do. I wanna be one of those people who go to pride events n shit, that are old enough to be the mom to anyone there, and be giving hugs like the guys in those videos.

Tryna be a helpful little role model for the youngins, so I gotta look the part. You feel me? Need a little costume