#I did this instead of doing my homework 😀

[thai-09]

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (69)

*Code names are for losers*

Festus: Yo, guys-

Lysistrata: Not now, Creed.

Festus: Just hear me out.

Sejanus: Bro, be quiet. Someone might hear us.

Festus: It’s very important.

Coryo: No. We’re going to do our history homework today-

Festus: Really, Coryo? Inside the school gymnasium?

Coryo: Unfortunately.

Festus: But you could always finish that stupid paper tomorrow-

Coryo: Professor Demigloss said that whoever passes their homework first gets a day off from school.

Festus: But it’s the middle of the night and we are about to commit a crime against Dr. Gaul!

Coryo: Creed, calm down. It’s not the end of the world. We’re just here to steal that crazy woman’s plans for this year’s Hunger Games.

Festus: Which is a crime! A dangerous crime!

Coryo: That we’ve all agreed to commit together.

Sejanus: And forever.😍

Io: I’m so excited! This is my first time committing such a heinous act! I feel so rebellious-

Vipsania: Don’t say that word. It’s forbidden.

Io: Rebellious.☺️

Vipsania: *gasp* She said it again!

Coryo: We’ll be fine.

Festus: But still!

Coryo: I don’t care. I’m getting that day off with my boyfriend.

Sejanus: Me and Coryo are going to go on a super secret romantic date. Afterwards, we’re going to-

Lysistrata: F*ck.

Sejanus: Obviously.

Coryo: This is why we shouldn’t finish each other’s sentences.

Festus: You two are going on a secret romantic date without me?!

Coryo: Fortunately.

Festus: But I want to go on that date too!

Hilarius: Can I join? I wanna take some cute candid photos of Coryo-

Coryo: Ew. No. Go away.

Hilarius: I’ll give you 20 bucks.

Coryo: Not enough.

Festus: How about we all go on a double date instead!

Coryo: A double date with who?

Festus: With me and Percy-

Hilarius: And me!😀

Sejanus: No! My Snowy and I need our ✨alone time✨ too!

Coryo: We’re going to-

Felix: F*ck. We know.

Festus: But I wanna go on a date with you guys!😫

Felix: Bro, lower your voice. No one knows we’re here, remember?

Festus: But-

Androcles: Shhhh! Do you hear that?

Coryo: Hear what?

Androcles: I think I heard someone or something squeaking-

Festus: That’s just my precious Odysseus.

Androcles: Who’s Odysseus?

Festus: My freaky pet rat.

Vipsania: Creed, I told you not to bring your ugly fat rat to school!

Festus: Sickle, my bro, don’t be like that. My Ody just wanted to run around and get some fresh air. That’s all.

Vipsania: Not inside the school gymnasium! I workout, eat, and sleep here for Panem’s sake!

Felix: Ney Ney, why do you even live here? Last time I checked, you and your super buff family live in a huge luxurious house that looks like a gym.

Vipsania: Yeah. However, my very competitive and delusion mother kicked me out last year.😞

Felix: Why? What did you do?

Vipsania: She thinks that I’m an enemy of the state for having more track and field medals than her. So she kicked me out.

Gaius: That’s wild, bro.

Domitia: Girl, your mother’s insane.

Hilarius: My parents kicked me out too. Now I live in a dumpster with Creed and his rats.😊

Festus: You don’t even pay rent.😒

Hilarius: I will. . . Someday.

Pup: How the mighty have fallen.

Florus: Sorrows and prayers.

Hilarius: Thanks-

Florus: Not you, Heavensbee. I’m giving my condolences to Ney Ney.

Vipsania: I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. I still have my auntie Sickle.

Festus: Anyways-

Coryo: Babe, what’s the answer to question 7?

Sejanus: Read it for me, my love.😍

Coryo: Who is the current mayor of District 2?

Sejanus: Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly.

Coryo: Thanks, Babe.

Lysistrata: Is he a good person?

Sejanus: Mr. O’Rolly is not even a person. He’s just a piece of rock.

Lysistrata: Like literally?

Sejanus: He’s very solid.

Lysistrata: So a piece of rock is currently the mayor of District 2.

Sejanus: He’s been the mayor since we were in grade school.

Gaius: And nobody said anything?!

Dennis: Bro, where did your people even find Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly?

Sejanus: A random hobo found him “sitting” inside a cave 4 days before the election.

Urban: Who the f*ck would vote for a piece of rock?

Sejanus: Don’t judge my District! They’re trying their best!

Urban: To ruin their lives!

Coryo: Canville, shut up. We don’t have the right to judge them.

Urban: I can judge whoever I want!

Coryo: We literally voted a fluffy fat cat to be our official Capitol Mayor a few months ago.

Urban: But to be fair, Boa Bell is a good Mayor.

Sejanus: Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly is also a good Mayor, Ban Ban!

Urban: Is he cute?

Sejanus: No. He’s an ugly rock.

Urban: Can he respond back to you?

Sejanus: No.😞

Urban: That’s what I thought.

Pup: But don’t forget, the true leaders of Panem are a bunch of dogs.

Felix: They’re not just an ordinary bunch of dogs though. They’re-

Pup: A “sacred” pack of Bichon Frisé puppies. We get it.

Clemensia: Pup, does it bother you that your father is taking orders from a literal fur baby?

Pup: No. He loves it.

Festus: But seriously, guys-

Everyone: Creed, no.

Festus: Creed, yes!

Coryo: Ugh. Fine! Fire away.

Festus: Yey! So I was thinking-

Persephone: We’re now thinking?

Festus: No, not really. But since we’re going to stop the Hunger Games forever and save our Tributes from killing each other, we should start with creating our ✨code names✨.

Coryo: Code names?

Festus: Yeah! Code names like Class Pres-

Felix: “Class Pres” is not a code name, Creed. It’s short for Class President.

Festus: Yeah, right. Whatever you say, Class Pres.

Io: I’m with Creed on this one. Having code names are fun!

Juno: For what?

Io: For ✨Operation Felix✨!

Livia: Ew. Code names are for losers. I’m going with ✨Sparkly Sparkly 123✨.

Festus: That’s too long. Make it shorter.

Livia: Fine.🙄 I’m ✨Hot Pink✨.

Palmyra: I’m Monty-

Festus: No. you can’t have “obvious” code names.

Palmyra: Ok. I’m Palmyra-

Festus: Ugh! You guys are so bad at this.

Palmyra: But I’m Palmyra Monty-

Festus: I’ve decided that I’ll be the one to give you guys your code names.

Felix: That’s not fair-

Festus: Felix, you’ll be Hello Kitty.

Felix: I do love Hello Kitty.

Festus: Coryo, you’re Cabbage Soup.

Coryo: What?!

Festus: Sejanus, you’ll be Sugar Daddy.

Sejanus: Coryo’s sugar daddy.🥰

Festus: Palmyra, you’ll be Deadly Pie.

Palmyra: I’m Monty-

Festus: Livia, we all know you’re Hot Pink.

Livia: Obviously.

Festus: Florus, you can be Introvert John.

Florus: That- that actually makes sense.

Festus: Jasper, you’ll be Nuclear Lover.

Io: Ok!😊

Festus: Urban-

Urban: No.

Festus: You’re Anger Issues.

Urban: F*ck you.

Festus: Percy, you’re-

Persephone: Cannibal.☺️

Festus: No.

Coryo: She’s Cannibal, Creed. Deal with it.

Festus: Fine. Dennis, you’ll be Illegal Man Juan.

Dennis: Nice!

Festus: Iphigenia, you’re Super Mart.

Iphigenia: Isn’t that obvious?

Festus: Fine. You can be Skeletor.

Iphigenia: But-

Festus: Apollo, you’ll be Sunshine Valley.

Apollo: Yey!

Festus: Diana-

Diana: I’m Moony!

Festus: Ok. Ney Ney, you’re Buff Baby.

Vipsania: I can live with that.

Festus: Pup, you’ll be Commando Sleeper.

Pup: Cool.

Festus: Juno, you’re-

Juno: Princess Peach.

Festus: Princess B*tch?

Juno: Princess Peach, dumbass!

Festus: Fine! You’re Princess Witch! Happy?!

Juno: Like I care.🙄

Festus: Hilari, you’re-

Hilarius: Queen Bee! I’ll be Queen Bee!

Festus: Fine. Gaius, you’ll be-

Gaius: Zoolander!

Felix: That doesn’t make sense.

Gaius: My family owns the zoo.

Felix: That still doesn’t make sense-

Festus: Zoolander it is.

Gaius: That’s right!

Festus: Andie, you’ll be Catch Me If You Can.

Androcles: Nice!

Festus: Tia, you’re-

Domitia: Cheese Maiden!

Festus: Why?

Domitia: My family sells cheese.

Festus: Your family sells milk-

Domitia: And the best cheese.

Festus: Right. Arachne, you’re- Where’s Arachne?

Coryo: She’s asleep.

Festus: Good. She’ll be Spoon On My Nose.

Clemensia: She won’t like that-

Festus: She’s Spoon On My Nose. End of story.

Clemensia: She’ll kill you.

Festus: She won’t. Clemmie, you’ll be Blood Orange.

Clemensia: I rather be-

Festus: Blood Orange, do you copy?

Clemensia: Copy?

Festus: Good! Lizzie, you’ll be Droug Deleour-

Lysistrata: That’s too obvious! Call me something else.

Festus: Drug Delecour?

Lysistrata: Let’s stick with Droug Deleour. I’m Droug Deleour.

Felix: How about you, Creed? What’s your code name?

Festus: I’m-

Livia: Garbage?

Juno: Dumbass!

Dennis: Rat Boy!

Coryo: Cheesecake!

Sejanus: Burger!

Festus: No! I’m Eagle One!

Everyone: Heck, no!

Festus: Fine. I’ll go with Garbage Man 123.😔

[amyyythestarry]

NEW TBHK CHAPTER 106!!!!

THIS CHAPTER WAS SO AWESOME! TSUNENE ACTION LET’S GOOO!!!!

I would say this is the first thing I noticed, but honestly it took me a second.

Why are his fingernails green????

My first thought was ‘IS HE ROTTING’???

Like his fingernails have never been drawn like this??

I said It could be the little kaii thing he has in his left hand, but it’s pink?

And I really wonder what this means?

A voice beckons from the darkness, but whatever you do, you mustn’t respond.

Maybe it’s talking about the wish supernatural Tsukasa met at 3 years old??? ( I just thought of this )

Because the supernatural was beckoning from the darkness, and Tsukasa answered.

That obviously wasn’t a good choice. But why is it now being brought up again?

Does it have something to do with future chapters?

Teru and Akane are so fine…

2. Why is Hanako crying so hard?

Like, love I know Nene got taken away, but do you have to cry so hard? 😭

She’s perfectly safe, I promise!

TERU’S HAIR.

Man I told myself a year ago I wasn’t gonna simp for him, but now I find it hard not to.

Look at him!

And Akane!!!

Their boundary is sooo cool.

I don’t know what I thought I’d be like, but it definitely wasn’t this…

Like it’s so clustered. Isn’t hard to move around in?

I found this part extremely relatable. And undyingly funny.

Whenever I’m overwhelmed, I just shutdown.

Yesterday in school was tiring, so instead of doing homework so I could relax the whole weekend. I slept 😀.

I have two quizzes on Monday… But studying doesn’t help for me.

This is exactly why I’m a Nene kinnie. She can’t keep her mind on one topic for a second.

OMG NENE STAWWWWP!!!

THE FACES OF TSUKASA AND HANAKO.

THEY HAVE NO JAWLINES, AND THEY’RE SHORTER THAN YOU. 💀💀

He ask you if you were hungry, he’s being nice!

She really thought that was gonna work.

I thought he was really gonna let that slide.

I like Tsukasa’s humor.

It’s like how he pretended to eat Nene as a fish when they met for the second time.

He probably thinks this is funny!

Nene’s face, she killed me in this chapter!!

She’s so me it’s not even funny ( But it’s extremely funny ). This is how I am when I have to do anything I don’t want to.

Also, when I read the whole chapter first I showed this to my sister. And before this part was shown she was like “I bet Tsukasa’s gonna count in a whole other order”.

She was totally joking and I thought she was messing with him.

BUT THE FIRST TIME I READ THIS I DIDN’T CATCH THIS PART!

“Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, two, one, zero”??????

Tsu, who includes zero??? 😭

He’s so ridiculous.

God, did his little feet make those big stomping sounds??

This has to be my favorite part, and what comes next.

Like, where did that even come from! Did he not sense it or something?

He’s just floating, taken aback by the hit.

Nervous laughter? Surprised laughter?

He’s beaming. Probably because he didn’t see it coming, and it was unexpected. Tsukasa likes when things are unexpected.

Nene, don’t let your guard down so quickly!!

He really just sat there, huh?

He really just thinks this is a fun game between the two of them, and Nene thinks this is life or death.

LOOK AT HIM!!

THE TEXT BUBBLE IS ALL CLOUDY, AND HE’S BLUSHING! AWWWW, HE’S ENJOYING HIMSELF!! 😭😭

Why is he just sitting there?

Is he really tired of running around? Is he actually tired?????

I guess he recovered fast though, right?????

Ahhhhh, so cool!!!!

YES YES YES YES YES!

SLIGHT REVERSE OF THE RED HOUSE ADVENTURE? LET’S GOOOO!

Aw, look at Tsukasa. He doesn’t like the noise.

Bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzzzt. Rinnnnnnng.

I’m so ready for this!!!

[murdertrialimagines]

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hiiii ! thank you got requesting @trilldies !

that trope ' s so wholesome i hope i did the request justice !

if you didn ' t like how i completed the request please inform me ! <3 ( shdjf , i ' m quite new at writing v3 characters )

and awhh , bb it means a lot to me that you like my work , i love yall so much istg -- also since we don ' t know much about kokichi ' s backstory , i ' m gonna go with the headcanon kokichi had abusive parents ! ,

p.s i don ' t really know kaito ' s backstory too well , as much as i love him i haven ' t read the shit outta the wiki on him yet 😀🤚so i ' m not gonna write for him just yet ! same thing with kiibo hshgj . my apologies !

- mod junko

shuichi saihara and kokichi ouma with an s/o who falls asleep on them.

shuichi saihara

❥ i don ' t really know how to start shuichi ' s but here i go .

❥ after a day of school , dealing with kokichi and homework , shuichi was exhausted - as soon as he arrived home he flopped on his bed and let out a frustrated sigh .

❥ nothing could bother him right now , the exhaustion of school making his brain fry , nothing could even dare disturb him - it ' s like he put his life on do not disturb mode , nothing could bother him except - the crippling fact that he had a crush on his bestfriend .

❥ the same bestfriend who he had 9 out of 10 classes with .

❥ the same bestfriend who was coming over to his house to do homework with him .

❥ fuck .

❥ shuichi groggily got up from his bed , you were gonna be here in like what ? five minutes ? HOW COULD HE HAVE FORGOTTEN -

❥ his house was pretty clean so he didn ' t need to worry about that .

❥ he trotted down to his kitchen from the second floor , shuichi got some takis out from the pantry , he also got out some pringles and merged the two in a bowl , shuichi set the bowl on his living room ' s table and , almost comically , he heard a knock on the door .

❥" hey sushi ! it ' s me n/n ! "

❥ and you were here.

❥ wait didn ' t you like oreos instead of takis - nevermind that now , shuichi nervously opened the door , " uh hey s/o . " he completely ignored that nickname LMAO .

❥ " hayooo ! " you exclaimed , the juvinile detective ' s face flushed . he opened the door an inch more so you could step inside .

❥ " uh hey , s/o . "

❥ you sat on his sofa , facing him . just the eyecontact between you two flustered him more than he already was BAHAHA . . .though what he didn ' t know was that you were also on the same boat .

❥ " so , about that civics assignment . "

❥ you began , breaking the layer of thick ice surrounding you two , your words snapped shuichi out of his trance . " i think we should do the presentation on powerpoint , what are your thougths ? " you asked , flustering the bastard more .

❥ he quickly nodded . " mkay .. so .. " you reached for your backpack , bringing it closer and opening it - taking out your laptop .

❥you moved yourself closer to shuichi so he could see your screen , due to the close proximity - both of your faces flushed with a pink color , his eyes darted to your wallpaper - it was a picture of the two of you .

❥ shuichi felt his heart melt , before he could comment you quickly opened powerpoint , and so your work began .

❥shuichi was too submerged in the work to have noticed the fact you were leaning on him - and you were asleep.

❥ goddamnit -

❥ as soon as he noticed , saihara panicked - almost springing up from the couch like a cat when they see an eggplant or whateva .

❥ cryhara tensed up , you were literally sleeping on him ! if his face wasn ' t as red as a coochie during bleed week it sure was now ( I APOLOGIZE HSKDJG )

❥ nervously , he tried to adjust himself so you wouldn ' t contort like a monster high doll . he was trembling , the loser virgin didn ' t want to wake you up but he didn ' t know what to do -

❥ once shuichi found a decent position - that being any position that doesn ' t break both you and his back , he closed down your computer - looking at your wallpaper one last time , a soft smile on his face .

♡╰──♡ ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ♡──╯♡

kokichi ouma

❥ kokichi ' s a little shit .

❥ he ' s always been a little shit , it ' s in his blood to be a little shit .

❥ so , since he ' s such a little shit - he usually goes through your window and if you lift the window your phone lives another day .

❥ but if you don ' t open the window kombucha spams you say you are my baka or someshit.

❥ obviously its always playfull little shitness ,kokichi usually asks you if you ' re busy that day - so he shows up kinda announced ?

❥ but nevermind that , now kokichi was here . and just chilling on your bed .

❥ " coconut why are you here now ? did you run out of people to annoy ? " you asked jokingly , though you geniuenly wanted to know if something had happened -

❥ you worried about kokichi a lot , being his childhood friend you knew him best . and well , to say the least - kombucha didn ' t really have the best homelife .

❥ " neeheehee , do i need an excuse to visit my bestieee ? " he dodged the question , you threw him a panta . " don ' t spill any on my bed . " you warned him , dropping the subject as you spinned on your chair , also opening a panta .

❥ kokichi hummed , the two of you stayed there in comforting silence , the lack of communication in the room didn ' t bother either of you .

❥ you decided to shift from your chair to your bed , one because you wanted to bother kombucha , two cuz your ass hurt and three because you wanted to watch dance moms .

❥ you made your way to your bed , shoving kombucha off and laying on your bed , using the three pillows behind you to support your head .

❥ " neehe - SHIT ! " he fell off the bed , making you snort . kokichi made a 'hmph' noise and grabbed your ankle - dragging you down which made you screech .

❥due to the impact and the convenient position you both were in - you fell ontop of kokichi - to be more technicall ; your arms caged the grape bitch and your chest fell right above his face 😀 , oh and you were literally sitting on his-

❥ " neeheehee , sheesh s/o at least buy me dinner first ! " kokichi exclaimed pretending to be annoyed , but it was clear to you - since his face told a different story than his words . " shut up . " you got up , your face hotter than celestia after the third trial .

❥ you sat back on your bed , kokichi ' s bitchass following you in pursuit . " hey s/ooooooo , wanna watch camp camp ? " kokichi got right in your face . " actually , yeah . " you beamed - shoving kokichi outta the way and reaching for the remote .

❥ you turned on your tv and opened youtube , and so -- you fucks watched campcamp for a small while .

❥ after an hour of watching the 2nd season , kokichi felt something heavy on his shoulder - he turned and saw you resting on his shoulder .

❥ he took a good look at your sleeping figure and returned his attention to the screen , not without wrapping an arm around you though .

penned by mod junko in 2021, will be rewritten !

[unnamed-atlas]

hello :] hows ur day been? what did u have for lunch? did u do anything out of the ordinary today?

It was fine, a bit long but y’know, Monday's are like that sometimes. I had to listen to like an hour and a half of videos for my bio class for homework 😀 I mean I was the one who decided to do them all at once at the very end of the unit instead of throughout the unit like you're supposed to but like they're a good review right before the test so I don't super mind the amount of time they take

I eat the same thing for lunch every day though lol. One of those smuckers pre-made crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (the strawberry one <3), doritos, cheezits, and one of these bitches

I pack my lunch like an 5th grader <3 I refuse to eat school lunches <3