"Use your palms not just your fingertips mate" or whatever he said.
LOOK AT THIS SCENE FROM WHEN MILES WAS TRAPPED IN THE CAGE THING. YOU CAN SEE HOBIE HOLD UP HIS HANDS AND MOUTHS 'palms' OR SOMETHING. I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY
Realizing this poster revealed the ending the entire time and none of us even noticed
Who is one of the most iconic antagonists in Journey to the West and is said to be Sun Wukong's "darker" self.
Who did Miles see at the end.
If they made a point to include some of the most iconic figures in tht story in this poster of course they wouldn't forget about MACAQUE IT JUST WENT WITHOUT SAYING
been thinking of Hobie humming or quietly singing lullabies to help his friends sleep during a rough night without even realizing he’s doing it sometimes. He always falls asleep last despite being constantly tired so he’s just watching them all calm down as he sings and have a few hours of peace from his singing, and it becomes a subconscious habit at some point, and he can’t explain the feeling it gives him, just saying he feels “full”, but there’s no weird disconnect from him having spider-powers and not his friends, there’s no haunting feeling of their efforts never being enough, there isn’t any sort of butterflies or fire lighting inside of him, it’s all super mundane, yet these moments are where he feels the most fulfilled, very “full”
Internet Commenters: I love hobie, he's chaotic neutral incarnate
Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk: Chaotic NEUTRAL!? Fuckin' EXCUSE ME??
Hobie: Neutral?? NEUTRAL?!
Hobie: I did NOT fuckin' dedicate the short time I got left to a desperate fight against an enemy that I most sure as hell can't win but fought anyway because it was the right choice and the ONLY choice, to be called fuckin' NEUTRAL like the whole reason I do it ain't because I know it was the right thing to do!
Hobie: There's people who ain't dead because I put down some rabid dogs that needed putting down. I did it because it was the only moral choice I could live with, even if it ends up killing me, I did it because it was fuckin' RIGHT.
Hobie: I am goddamn CHAOTIC GOOD and if you try to slide me any further away from Good on the alignment axis so help me I will find a way to pop into your reality and I will KICK. YOUR. ASS.
Like I love Genderqueer and Transfem!Hobie can can I just sound off for Hobie as a FTM guy PLEASE
Hobie who burned the pink dresses his mum use to make him wear as soon as he got the chance, taking pictures at the bonfire because fuck that he can be punk now he can dress how he wants
Hobie groaning cause he's skinny as fuck and finding a spot to inject T into can be a pain
Hobie being FAMISHED and hungry all the time after starting T, and sleeping like a rock.
When his cycle stops he burns his pads and tampons (just kidding he donates them to a shelter)
He feels happier and happier every day as his voice gets deeper. When he sings, no matter how horribly, he feels like himself now
Hobie who expresses dysphoria through music
Hobie who wears his binder on stage even though he performs like a beast and ends the night huffing and puffing and outta breath
He's nervous about getting top - he doesn't trust doctors. But the dysphoria is too much so he goes for it.
Hobie who performs topless all the time after top because HELL YEAH LOOK AT THESE SCARS MFER
And then he burns his binders in a bonfire
He cries when he tries on a dress again after so long - because now that he's transitioned it feels right and so much better and HOT DAMN his leg hair looks good in a skirt
And now he can wear eyeliner to the pub and not get misgendered and now he's a big bro to every trans person he comes across
I love trans guy Hobie.
I love the idea of Hobie being a trans man and loving his healthy masculinity and seeing all the changes of T it means so much to me I hold it so dear
Going from closeted and forced into pink dresses to being the most punk hardcore compassionate guy ever covered in spikes and patches he's so masculine in a sexy way I love him