#I have an irl friend who lets me pet him and he PURS and it ROCKS

[bunnieswithknives]

is David touched starved? like how would he react to being hugged or just general physical affection?

David is simultaneously very touch starved and touch repulsed in the sense that his immediate reaction to anything he doesn't understand is to push it away violently. Like if you're a stranger/touch him unexpectedly he will hit you.

If your someone that he likes tho, like his parents or Red, he would just straight up cry I think.

Bonus I drew this at some point:

[raazberry]

saw your writing requests were open so here's a silly one: the brothers as dogs (or cats)

Thank you for sending in a request :D I'm a bit scared of cats irl so I'm not super familiar with how they act, which is why this is purely based on stuff my friends have told me about their cats. Also this was very fun to write lol... so I hope you have fun reading this as well <3 (Sorry the Satan one is so short I feel like there was just not much I could say that hasn't already been said sjdskj)

Full context: The brothers (and Solomon and Simeon) as cats and… that's it. They’ve been turned into cats. It’s cute. You pet them. They are adorable about it. Or screechy. Y’know, cat behavior…

Lucifer

Deeply embarrassed

Why is he being put through this

And why are you making it worse for him!!!!

He’s trying so hard HE’S SO SENSITIVE AROUND THE EARS WHY WOULD YOU PET HIM THERE MC.

Can and will hiss at you

Will feel a little bad when you get scared though… only a little

He is deeply enjoying whatever it is you’re doing behind his ears but he would never show you that outside of (very quietly) purring

Mammon

Attention Whore #1

Why are you not petting him, MC? 

Will try to get your attention by scratching at you gently. It’s not really as gentle as he thinks though and when he realizes that he hurt you he will like, try to rub his nose against wherever he scratched

It does not help but it’s the thought that counts, okay?

Zoomies. lol

Anyway, back to the attention seeking…

He will keep trying to get you to pet him and when you do he will nuzzle up against your hands and just. relax

If he’s not looking to be pet then he’s just zooming around everywhere at top speeds and just generally being a bit of a menace

It tires him out though, which is good because then he’ll probably fall asleep near you or in your lap :D

Leviathan

He’s really enjoying himself, actually

“It’s just like that one anime I watched once where–”

He’s uncharacteristically excited and energetic for a good 20 minutes before he realizes just how boring this is

He’s one of those cats who are like

Really terrifying when you first see them because they look like they’ll pounce on you and scratch you all over

But in reality it’s just that he’s bored and tired and when you give him attention he will be very adorable about it

Will get into your blankets and stuff like that and scare the living shit out of you though lmao

Will also get into several fights with Mammon The Cat but they're also weirdly inseparable which is very heartwarming to watch. They’re like Tom and Jerry

Satan

….

Do I really need to say anything

Satan is insanely happy about this

He is also very well behaved and walks around like how a cartoon cat would, like a very Proper Lady if that makes sense

He’s like the stereotypical white cat you see in films

Appreciates your attention very much but doesn’t really need it

Will cozy up to you while you scroll through Devilgram or read a book while sitting on the sofa

So cute

Asmo

Attention Whore #2

Will hiss at you until you take several pictures of him (and with him)

But will also bump into you a lot after you’re done to keep your attention

He’s like the cat version of a rich lady’s poodle

Will run through everyone’s legs and confuse the living hell out of them

VERY soft!!!! And his meows will make you want to cry

He will let you touch his tail as long as you’re being gentle. The moment he senses any kind of danger or anything he will AttackTM

Will constantly want to be near you <3

Beelzebub

Oh man 

He’s kind of like Levi in the regard that he looks like he’d hurt you but in reality he just wants to cuddle…

The most well behaved one out of them all

He’s a bit annoying when it comes to food though, will sometimes eat everyone else’s food as well

It’s not good for him though so you have to keep an eye on him :(

Not really an attention seeker but does like it when you give him head scratches or attempt to kiss his little nose

Will follow you around like a dog would

Is a bit grouchy if Belphie isn’t around

Belphie

A menace

Will hiss at you until you give him attention

Will hiss at you when he’s received his Attention Threshold for the day and wants to be left alone

Will fall asleep on your laptop/hand when you’re typing something

It’s annoying but also he is just so cute you can’t be mad 

Gets along well with Beel and literally no one else

He is the opposite of Levi and Beel. He looks harmless and baby but WILL scratch you if you even slightly annoy him

Will fall asleep on your shoulder

Will also hide in the most random places like why are you sleeping inside the dustbin we have been looking for you for hours…

You always end up in situations where he’s sleeping on you very peacefully but you can’t get up because you don’t want to ruin this cute moment because otherwise he’s usually very. Screechy 

++ Solomon

Attention Whore #3

Wants all the head scratches from you and he wants it NOW.

Would rarely ever hurt you or scratch or anything like that unless you accidentally hurt him or something

Will knock over all of your things while moving from one place to the other

Will climb to random places and claim them as His Spot

Literally so sweet though if you’re ever shivering at night and don’t have a blanket he will try to sleep on you

It doesn’t do shit and is a bit uncomfortable but ITS SO CUTE

++ Simeon

Literally why is he so adorable

He chose a Designated Space for himself

Probably a box

Where he lives and eats and basically never really gets out of it – unless he wants to be on your lap

You can move the box as you please he doesn’t mind he likes being carried around like that 

Not an attention whore per-se but will literally melt when you scratch behind his ears 

Meows on command???? Why he does that I’m not sure but he does that

He likes being the center of attention. He won’t actively try to get attention though but he enjoys it

[Is my favouritism showing?]

[ratherboringblog]

All the cats i have loved !

Hi friends! You would know that I love cats if you’ve met me IRL, I just can’t shut up about cats haha!

Here is an account for all the cats I have known ever, I hope you enjoy.

Mr. Rusty (Circa. 2007)

When I was about 4 years old we had moved to Navi Mumbai; I have fond memories of my time there, Nani used to take me to the Kid's play area every other morning. The mornings there were quiet and cold, ah! The nostalgia is hitting.

We used to keep our doors open in the evenings to get bread, eggs and if I were lucky, some cake and other sweets from the paavwala.

So I'd stand by the door every evening and take a fair look at what he had to offer, touch the assortment, examine the pictures on the cake labels and annoy him with the "Ye kya hai bhaiya?" like a quality assurance person :P

One evening while waiting for the paavwala to come so I could dig into his basket, a cat came along!

A lovely, all grown rusty tabby cat; The cat was very calm, enough to let a 4 year old touch it.

My dad then picked him up and let me hold him like a baby, his fur was very soft…I had never touched anything like that before and so like any kid who took everything for granted I expected him to come back the next day but he never quite did.

That was my last time meeting him.

The legend of Flash and Iris (circa. 2014)

When I was about 11, my cousin befriended a tabby(the same kind as the one in Navi Mumbai!) and named him "Flash" for he was very agile and my cousin was a fan of the DC show.

We would go feed him milk and leftover fish sometimes and in return he'd let us stroke him; He wasn’t as fluffy as the cat I met in Navi Mumbai but his cute whiskers made up for it.

Acquaintance made, flash would come to our apartment on his own! My mumma and nani weren't particularly cat fans so they didn't let him in, though he slipped in sometimes and I would have to drag him away :(

He once purred all night long in front of our door, Poor cat.

One night while looking for flash to feed him, we discovered a new friend! A white tabby which my cousin named "Iris"(Iris was the Flash's girlfriend in the show, he explained)

We never really got to pet Iris though. She was quite a reserved cat and loosened up only when Flash was around.

Soon after, my cousin returned to his home country and I started getting busy with school work. Flash was doing alright now that he had company. It was around this time my mom told me of her plans of us moving to Ahmedabad which made feel confused, Would this mean saying Flash goodbye? I wouldn’t want him purring outside pointlessly :/

He would come around for strokes and treats every time I was around but our relationship wasn’t as live wire as before, I felt insecure.

A month prior to us leaving, Iris gave birth to nine cute purr-y kittens who roamed around her all the time. Iris would give me the look when I was around her or her kittens so I stayed away :P

Later it was time for us to leave and promised nani to visit her(and Flash) every summer.

The next summer I was out looking for Flash around the building, I checked the coconut garden, the parking lot, the other garden and the common area but I couldn’t find Flash. It was a sad evening by then and on meeting our neighbours I learnt that he was heavily injured in a car accident, they told me that they took him to the vet, got him treated and gave him away to the folks at a cat NGO(also a cat café)

By the time I visited the cat café, Flash had already been adopted by somebody else though I enjoyed my time there as superstars of that cat café Tao and Dominic kept me company.

(They allow adoptions only if that cat seems to like you and if you are capable of taking that kind of responsibility well, so Flash is probably in a happy home now.)

Meet Zoey! (circa 2021)

Her first appearance was funny, it goes something like this

*Cat sneaks inside*

Mom: Aaaaadiiiill! How did this monster come in?

Me: Hey look a baby!

Zoey: Purrr

Mom: Baby? GET HER OFF MY HOUSE NOW!

*Zoey makes her way to the other room, mom chases her and Zoey settles only to scratch the carpet*

Mom: SHE IS SCRATCHING THE CARPET TAKE HER AWAY ALREADY!

Me: On it, Maa *picks Zoey up and puts her outside*

*Zoey looks around, dashes back into the house*

Mom: *sobs* Aadil…

Me: You really like this place don't you? *Puts Zoey outside again but offered her milk this time*

(it works)

After that dialogue, I crouched to watch her drink and stroked her when she was done. She rubbed her head against my pants and moved in eights around them.

Soon after which, a kid came to me who said that the cat is theirs and told me of Zoey's hobbies and shenanigans.

Zoey has a celebrity reputation around here, she gets love and attention from everyone here. I take responsibility of her evening milk and play breaks, I love Zoey.

I have seen her in talks with the older feral cats(absolute killing machines who trust nobody, picture below) but she seems to take their opinion with a pinch of salt; this cat is the most considerate I've ever seen.

Zoey and I are good friends now, she like playing with the toys I bring her and rubs her head on my pants after milk breaks.

[mewmewnyaart]

I'm not very good at drawing horror and blood but I recently have been getting into OFF lately so I figured I'd try to draw batter to pratice lighting and shadows

I also made my own au where batter and hugo switch places but I doubt anyone would like it or even read it heck I couldn't even get a single like on any of my posts

But here I go anyway :

So common belief that the world of OFF isnt real and that its all happening inside Hugo's head because hugo is in a comma and that the batter resembles the father and the queen resembles the mother

And that the guardians are the boy's immune system and organs that are intolerant to the drug liquid plastic that is being experimented on hugo

The mother was always a working woman and never gave hugo attention while the dad was a straight forward and loving man (I also have a personal theory that he's religious)

The mother wants hugo to live but the father wants to let the boy die because he's tired of seeing his own child in pain everyday

Ok now that I have that out of the way here's my au:

In this au its the father that ends up in a comma and hugo is the one who tries to save him from dying

Backstory to how the dad ended up in a comma:

Hugo in this au is healthy and lives a normal life the father was once a baseball player (as a hobby) so hugo got inspired by his dad and started to take baseball classes at his school

One day the dad was dropping hugo off for baseball practice and while waving goodbye while slowly moving out of the parking lot a reckless older student who wasn't looking quickly backs up his truck hitting the father and sending him into a comma

Ok now for the characters:

We enter the game as hugo and we are greeted by the judge and we start our journey of "purifying" the world just like batter

The enemies represent different family members who dislike or or even hate the father and the father's phobias or fears as well as microbes or poisons in the father's system

Then we have other characters like pets,neighbors,friends who are good guys or people who side with hugo in the this au

Also the puzzles would changed in this au

Hugo is a child and the father would probably play alot with hugo and his games since the mother was always busy ,so instead of floating boxes we'd get more complicated versions of kids puzzles like connect the dots or fill in the shapes etc.

Now for who each character represents and then I'll move on to what the goal of the game is or what Hugo's mission is:

Hugo= he represents the son in real life but he also resembles a new antibiotic that's being experimented on the father

The judge = in real he's the family house cat named milk ingame he's a guide but I have my own head canon

so alot of people tend to draw batter with his eyes closed some draw 4 eyes some draw no eyes at all

I like to think that the father irl has bad eye sight or sensitive eyes so he wears special glasses but will not wear any glasses when at home because he doesn't like to so he will walk around with his eyes closed

So milk will guide him throughout the house by purring or meowing at him

As for the smile the judge has on his face hugo likes the movie Alice in wonderland over and over so the image of the Cheshire cat would be embedded in the dad's memory which is why the judge appears that way

He views the judge as someone who is helpful

The queen = the queen is his wife however they start to have alot of problems and arguments before the father fell in a comma

And the relatives try to convince her to turn off the life support and move on with life

Dedan= irl he's the father's brother in law with a snappy attitude and he hates the father alot and even objected in thier wedding day he will do anything to hurt the father or cause trouble

The father sees his brother in law nothing more than a all bark no bite a big mouth

Japhet= in real life is the lady that lives next door (yes I KNOW japhet is male but he's based off if her in the father's head)

She's is very controlling person who enjoys gossip and can't mind her own business always sticking her nose where she can as well as pushing everyone around she does everything she can to get attention and impress people and she's flirted with the father mutiple times but she's ignored her every time

She has very loud and noisy birds and has killed thier other family cat Venice saying that she did it as self defense (Venice is Valerie basically)

The father views her as a parasite

Enoch= he resembles another dad that takes his kid to baseball practice but is in bad terms with the mother and will constantly pick on hugo for fun

He assumes if the father approaches him its because his wife told him to do so

and will constantly say that his child and wife are happy ,living a life with no problems thinking that he's got life figured out

Even though its clear that his son isn't enjoying baseball at all, is quite over wieght as well as his wife ignores him all the time not to mention he's constantly eating meaning that he has some sort of food addiction it seems he sees no irony in his life at all

The father sees him as an irresponsible over wieght person who's always lying to himself and to blind to see the truth thinking that his life is ok when it's clearly not

Zacharie = irl he's the father's best friend since middle school and they've known each other for years he was the best man at the wedding he's bisexual and in a relationship with a girl named sweetie (please don't hate me batterie shippers QWQ!) He used to crush on the father and even confessed to him on the wedding day he was heartbroken but accepted that the relationship was never gonna happen and was even mad at his best friend but realized it was wrong of him to feel that way

He eventually moves on

He likes to bring and buy alot stuff and show them to his best pal later somegimes illegal stuff (he even brought weed over one time oh boy) he's like an uncle to hugo and is always happy to help and defend his best friend no matter what

He views him as a brother and family member aswell as a very optimistic chill dude and will jokingly refer to him as "the merchant"

Sugar: irl she's zacharie's gf (before her he had 2 toxic exes and she helped him out of those toxic relationships) she and the father don't really talk all that much so he knows little to absolutely nothing about her aside from the fact that she likes to talk funny sometimes and is really into dolls and aliens and a slight addiction to eating pixie straws (straws filled with powered candy or sugar)

He views her as a silent person nothing much

The elsens= they are the people that the father meets/sees/interacts with everyday/every once in a while but don't have much of a connection with (you know like a co worker you have small talk with or barely ever see)

Now for the plot :

After the father enters a comma the son starts to go from school to the hospital (they're very close to each other and you can say hugo is 5-7 years old and ) and visits his dad everyday and calls out to him hoping it'd wake him up

The mother scolds him for running off without super vision and that his dad won't wake up if he keeps calling him that whatever he does is useless that his father will remain to be a lifeless bag of meat on a bed

Hugo doesn't give up ignoring his mother's words

She realizes that hugo has an obsession with his unconscious father that is affecting his studies along with his social life

Zacharie doesn't make this any better because he offers to pick up hugo after school to prevent him from getting abducted or lost along with his jokes all the time

She slowly starts to Contemplate turning off the life support machine wondering if it would fix everything

Hugo hasn't been paying attention in class and thier marriage has been having a issues lately her family never liked or accepted him she sees zacharie and others as annoying and problems bringers and maybe they'd have less expenses if hugo didn't have to go to baseball pratice every day not to mention he'd less likely get hurt if he stopped playing

Everyone else started to convince her to turn off life support they discuss this next to the unconscious father

She prevents zacharie from seeing hugo and locks out any other connections the fatehr has

finally she becomes convinced however there's 1 barrier preventing her from doing that.....Hugo

The only person who truly gives hugo attention and love is his father without his father he'd feel lost and scared his mother is always working and doesn't give him much attention

Everyone tells him to give up on his dad and move on but hugo stands his ground

Alot of the arguments and conversations happen in the hospital room next to the father so he hears everything in his comma which leads to the creation of the world of OFF in his head

Therefore we play as hugo through out the game (dressed in a baseball outfit) solving puzzles and fighting enemies "purifying" the world

Not much changes the boss battles the add ons etc. Will remain the same in this au

Maybe there will be more rubber duck /duck/ bird themed stuff in this au aside from the pedalos (ex:move the boxes to make them look like a duck idk lol)

However the final boss will change

Canonly batter is stopped by the judge but in this au the judge sides with hugo because its the queen (the mother) who is trying to turn the switch off and hugo is trying to prevent that

So instead of the judge stopping hugo

Hugo will meet the queen, she will tell him to halt and not bother going any further that her intentions will not change hugo will begin to tell her off everything she's done wrong she will respond saying that she's doing it for thier sake (Hugo's and her's) but hugo calls her out and tells her its not true and she loses her patience with him leading to a boss fight if hugo wins then she will refer to him as "my little sweetheart" and fade into dust

"The room" will also change instead of hugo it'll be his dad (the batter)chained to a wall (basically a prisoner in his own mind) hugo will take 1 step forward activating a trap causing him to plummet down a tube and fall unconscious for a few minutes

When he wakes up he sees the queen and all the guardians standing before him the queen states that he can give up or die trying then she speaks to the puppeteer (the player) the you are given 2 options

1.aide with the queen

2.side with hugo

If you side with the queen you will have the guardians ok your side then Hugo's appearance will change as well he will appear to have a large head with a huge gaping mouth a baby rattle and apron and speech bubbles that say "wah wah" "whine whine" (stating that his mother sees him as a cry baby)

If you defeat hugo then the switch is immediately turned off and it gives 1 out of the 2 bad endings this ending is called "check mate" as a reference to a queen from chess

If you side with hugo then you will be defeated but you won't get a game over yet instead the queen will give you 1 last chance

Then you are given 3 options

1."surrender" 2."gasp for help" 3."cry"

If you choose surrender then you will get the 2nd bad ending in which in life support is turned off the father dies hugo becomes lonely with his mother busy all the time (and not allowing him out side the house and not trusting people) which leads to hugo growing up cold,plain and unloving

At some point there's a scene where adult hugo stares at his old mother laying on the kitchen floor in pain for a few minutes instead of helping her immediately indicating that he doesn't care

If you choose "gasp for help" then you will get the good ending "aye batta batta,strike!" In which hugo will call for help (while in deep pain from the fight) after a few calls judge,zacharie,sugar and a few elsens will come to the rescue and revive you fighting by your side allowing you to defeat the queen and guardians

Everything slowly starts to go back and the father wakes up from his comma everyone in the room stares in shock but hugo had the biggest smile on his face while standing next to his dad's bed "did...I miss something?"

"...daddy *breaks into tears*"

The 3rd ending called "better late than never" is triggered when you choose "cry"

Hugo will cry very loudly

The mother changes her mind and doesn't turn off life support but hugo stops visiting his dad and similar to the 2nd bad ending hugo grows up to be cold and unloving 13-16 years later hugo visits his father again and he finally wakes up from his comma and is discharged from the hospital after 1 year of rehabilitation therapy

By now the mother had remarried and the father missed his son's childhood so now he has to relive his life

However hugo meets a girl who is a complete opposite to him at work and church (rainbow hair,optimistic,enjoys music of various kinds,loves cute things,baking,jokes,and artist etc.) And is forced to work with her as well as she tries to get Hugo's attention so he asks his father for advice on how to get rid of this woman which leads to alot stuff going on and hugo allowing how to love and live life leading him to falling in love with the girl and becoming a new man

(This is personally my favorite ending lol and I MIGHT write fanfic of it on wattpad or here idk tbh )

Anyway this my OFF au I GUESS the name can change to the ON au or OFF/ON au lmao idk

Reblogs and feed back is appreciated

PLEASE DONT STEAL MY AU i worked hard on this thing spent 5 hours to write it all

Heh I sat this as of anyone is even gonna read whatever I dount it'll get noticed at all

[rainbowskittle]

82 Truths Tag Game tagged by @smolsasa thanks for tagging me. 💜 name: I go by M…if you have a nickname for you could use that too. I like nicknames :) haha 
blood type: O negative 
nickname(s): picture this I was girly for two years of my life(I’m tomboy now) worst years ever! Anywayyy they, cheerleaders I was with called me princess. Or my family uses M moo. 
r/s: Single Pringle 🤣
zodiac sign: Gemini ♊️
pronouns: She/her 
favorite tv shows: Sense8, Hit The Floor, Once Upon A Time, Shadowhunters, …and etc … 
long or short hair: short
height: 5′1 
what do you like about yourself: Guess my eye color it’s like blue-ish more green but deepens on the lighting. Anddd that I’m short, yes I like it :) if I was I think I would rather be short. 
right or left handed: Right
list of three favourite colors: blue, black and rainbow (all of them together yes it counts as one color???) right now:
eating: nothing
i’m about to: sleeeeep ..or stay up for hours and not fall asleep.. yeah the second one. 
listening to: My cat purring 
kids: nope 
get married: Nah maybe one day. 
career: I love photography and/or helping people with volunteer (: most recent:
drink: Ice Cold filtered water 
phone call: Mom have you ever:
dated someone twice: No
been cheated on: Nope
kissed someone and regretted it: Nooo
lost someone special: Yes 
been depressed: probably 
been drunk and thrown up: nah 
kissed a stranger: hahahah ye..no
had glasses or contacts: glasses 
had sex on the first date: Nope
broken someone’s heart: uhhh no? Maybe? I don’t think so. Well! Wait! Yes! Okay so my best friend he and I were 8? Idk it was my bday and he gave me a gift and a card that just said his name on it. Later that day we were water sliding down water slide in the grass (parents were inside/us only ones left). So what happens? We get cold and he and I make a fire. He says he likes me I think? Idr much of what was said but do remember him telling me he likes me…years later we just been friends on Facebook we lost contact after I moved next year but I guess I broke his heart. …sorry ! … so yes I have. 
turned someone down: ^^ read above ^^
cried when someone died: two people and does a cat count? If so yes yes yes. 
fallen for a friend: no. in the last year have you:
made a new friend: yup
fallen out of love: nope
laughed until you cried: always love these 
met someone who changed you: …no…
found out who your true friends were: yesss @girlswithguns22magnum
found out someone was talking about you: no
kissed someone on your fb list: hahahhahaha ewwww no!! which is better:
lips or eyes: eyes
hugs or kisses: hugs 
shorter or taller: both 
romantic or spontaneous: both
sensitive or loud: sensitive
hookup or relationship: relationship
troublemaker or hesitant: Idk kind of both damn I suck at this which is better thing first:
best friend: @girlswithguns22magnum duh surgery: wisdom teeth all four out the same day..funny story on car ride home I woke up from the sleepy thing and my dad handed me a tissue …I ate it.. and don’t remember that day and the next day at all. I woke up in my bed and saw where the IV use to be.. couldn’t talk since the paper like thing was in my mouth both sides. Also I was 16-17 (almost 19 now)
sport i joined: cheerleading was my first sport. I did it two years in a row for 2-3rd grade..we danced to cheetah girls 💪🏻😜 be jealous haha. do you believe in:
yourself: guess so
miracles: …deepens I guess idk
love at first sight: sounds cheesy with my mom I bet I do. Laughing or smiling up at her I loved her. But with like a dating / ooh your cute kinda way? No. Yes I see oh your cute but not like the movies ‘omg I must have you’ 🙄 so maybe 
heaven: nope extras: 
how many people from your Tumblr follow list do you know irl: one 
do you have any pets: 4 cats + 1 dog 
do you want to change your name: autumn would be cool name being I love the season and all haha. But I’m born in summer so that would be weird. 
what did you do for your last birthday: idr my mind freezes and forgets but then I can remember the smallest detail… 
what time did you wake up today: 9:45am 
what were you doing last night at midnight: watching tv. 
something you can’t wait for: more music to come out by my favorite singers. 
last time you saw your mom: a second ago 
what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: to be able to travel more. 
have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes him and his partner we gave them and their son a tour of our hometown. (We = my family. Them = family friend aka my moms friends (: so yes I have.)

Tags: let’s seeee… @acetrainerjen @goodnaturedfella @awarew0lf @girlswithguns22magnum @hellahomos @doddleoddle @faquit-to-thy-max @run-with-the-wild-things