#I love Gordy

[gumnut-logic]

Anna was so deep in thought while jogging, she didn’t even see the person she collided with until she did.

“Oh, god, I am so sorry.” Neither of them had fallen, but she had hit hard.

Taking a step back she realised she had nearly bowled over Gordon Tracy.

“Hey, Ms K!”

“Gordon?” Her muscles sung with blood flow, her chest panting just enough to know she was getting the exercise level she needed. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you.”

“Eh, my fault, too. Was thinking. How are you doing?”

A blink. “I’m good. How is Alan?”

“Sporting one hell of a shiner. He has documented it extensively.”

“Documented?”

“Well, there comes a time in a boy’s life where he earns his first shiner...”

“Gordon!”

“What?”

Her flat-eyed glare communicated enough. He had a lot of experience reading it.

“Hey, what did I do?”

“I can guess.”

He grinned with just enough mischief to know that he had probably convinced Alan that a black eye was a medal of honour or some such.

“You are incorrigible.”

That just made his grin widen. “Yeah. I am.”

He was wearing the ever-predictable tracksuit and carrying a bag no doubt full of swimwear and accessories. “How goes the training?”

“Perfectly. Your excellent Aotearoa has world class training facilities just a few miles thataway and I am making extensive use of them.”

“So, you are staying here with Mr Kyrano?”

“Kyrano? Yeah, me, Tin and Allie hang together when Scott, Virg and Johnny are being all heroic. Kyrano puts up with us.” He frowned. “Have you met Kyrano? He’s not one for easy introduction.”

She could agree with that.

“Yes, he appeared at the school after the altercation between your brothers and Mr MacIntyre.”

Gordon grunted at that.

“How’s Virgil?”

“Making me glad I’m on this Island and not that one.”

Her query must have appeared on her face because he followed up that statement immediately. “Virgil hates being grounded and grounded he is. Which means he is a cranky ass. John’s had to come down to assist Scott and isn’t any happier. Scott’s worried about Virgil, Alan and now John as well because...” A frown. “...well, because he is John and not Virgil, I guess. But in any case, Tracy Island is Cranky Island and I’m quite happy to be here, thank you very much.”

Blink. “So, Alan is on the Island.”

“Yep, leaving me and Tin to some blissful peace and quiet.” Gordon appeared very happy about that.

She had no idea who Tin was and she wasn’t going to ask.

“If you see any of them, give them my best. I’m looking forward to having Alan back in class.”

“Sure, will do. And same to you Ms K.” Gordon’s grin was truly an infectious thing.

“Thank you, Gordon.”

His grin just got wider as he turned to resume his walk towards that house. “Nice seeing you again.” He spun and started walking backwards. She suddenly had waggly finger guns waving at her. “You know, don’t be a stranger. You were one of the cool ones.” A pause punctuated by distracted finger firearms. “You know what, you should ask Virg to show you some of his fireworks. That would help him out of his grump and add a whole new dimension to science class.”

She smiled. “We’ve already done that component for this year, Gordon. Alan showed me the recording of you running down the beach with your pants on fire.”

The finger guns froze. “He did?” He eyed her. “You or the whole class?”

Her smile split into a grin. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

His flat eyed glare showed that she had managed to teach him at least something at some point. “I guess he still has one eye available.”

“Gordon.” His name was pure warning.

“I’m kidding.”

“You better be.”

“Hmph.”

She may have to email Alan a heads up.

“Okay then, invite Virg in to discuss his eco-internal combustion engine. The grease monkey would love it.” His eyes widened. “Or the theory of clockwork. Big bro is a secret steampunk. Give him some cogs and gears and he’ll play all day. All that engineering design stuff is his jam.”

“Because he’s an engineer?”

“Well, yeah, but mostly because he could do with a distraction.”

“He’s injured.”

“One broken rib.”

“Isn’t one enough?”

Gordon shrugged. “Not enough to stop him from driving everyone up the wall.”

“He was protecting your brother.”

“Of course, he was. And now he is doing his best to convince Scott that that life is no longer worth living.”

“Gordon...”

“Hey, it’s only a suggestion. Get him out of our hair, give you a free demonstration. He even has a clockwork chicken.”

“A clockwork chicken?”

“Yeah, he said he needed something to cross the road.” Gordon’s grin was massive.

Anna just stared at him.

“What?” All grinning innocence.

“You haven’t changed a bit, have you.”

His grin just got wider.

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[star-ts-farts]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

[battlevilla]

New art by take who designed the Galar Gym Leaders and Clan Leaders!

[user-004040]

Gordi <3

[rosiespokemontwitterau]

Gotta catch all the genders! ヽ(　·∀·)ﾉ

[flauschwurm]

Some Gordie Pokémon for you 🤲🏻💛

[professorsta]

People calling Oj stoic and boring are we talking about the same man? Who only went back to defeat a whole ass alien cus he loves his horses and survived because he was able to live near Jean Jacket without pissing it off for 6 months? We talking about the guy who could face a 100 feet tall jellyfish but got scared by a bunch of children playing a prank on him? The guy who opened his truck door when he didn’t have to just to make sure his sister and Angel were safe first? Who loves his sister so much he made sure she knew that he saw her before sacrificing himself for her? He went back for the ranch because he said they’d be homeless if they didn’t try and get it back from JJ! You’ve ever heard some movie logic like that? Otis has to be the first horror movie protag to go back and defend their home because they’d straight up having nothing to their name if they didn’t. He locked his door after JJ broke his car windshield you wish you were that funny! He’s brilliant! He’s sentimental! He’s a good brother! He believes in the supernatural at a drop of a fucking hat! JJ respected his weird ass just enough to give him extra time to survive. Otis is a lovely character y’all just don’t Pay Attention

[eldritchparasol]

@theknifeclown

[pokeparking]

i will be the first to say that rock is not one of my favorite types BUT i love so many of the rock gym leaders just bc i really like their designs

[mightyfoz]

Ooo I love your Unicorn Wars swap! Would Gordi be in Maria’s spot story wise? If your swap follows it lol c:

Thank you!! And, The two pretty much meet just like in the movie, so yes! Gordi takes somewhat Maria's place, while still Maria is looking for her mother in the AU, but instead when Gordi finds her, he serves as protection from the rest of the bears. As they pose a threat to her, and Gordi doesn't want an innocent baby unicorn to be killed because of the false beliefs of his brethren that unicorns are evil traitors that took their spot as "God's divine being". Gordi is constantly worried she'll get hurt, and tries many ways to send her back home without the rest finding out she's near. But of course, soon enough that doesn't work out and Maria's life is threatened by Azulin...

[finalboyfinn]

i love you characters with anger issues, i love you little pieces of shit characters, i love you insecure characters, i love you passively aggressive characters, i love you aggressively passive characters, i love you sad characters, i love you self centered characters, i love you mindless characters, i love you self pitying i love you FLAWED CHARACTERS, SO CALLED 'BAD' CHARACTERS

[potionbarrel]

it’s not midnight here yet so it’s still carrie’s birthday ok! it counts!!

happy birthday @xenodogz !!!

[ID: A drawing of Gordie in a red silk dress and matching red heels, gold earrings hanging down alongside brown, curly hair. She has an arm raised, hand hovering near her face, looking surprised in front of a background made up of colorful spiky shapes. /End ID.]

[zigzagxen]

Go Gordie!!

Character by: @xenodogartz

The woman ever!!!! I love her sm I had to draw her and so should everyone or else

[cadaver-moss]

Can someone please talk with me on the concept of transfem Gordi

[chrisginny]

todd anderson and gordie lachance are so similar ohhh my god. 50s kids. unrecognized writing talent. living in the shadow of their older brothers. queer and biting back romantic feelings for their best friend…

[flauschwurm]

Yet another Stonefishshipping megapost 💖✨