#he’s so sassy

[mylifeingotham]

Rewatching Gotham at the moment and Alfred is just so tortured by young Bruce

Alfred: Get off the roof, how many times have I told you to stop doing that??

Bruce: 😞

Commissioner Gordon: 😳

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Alfred: Bruce just eat your food please

Bruce holding a newspaper: Anyways

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Alfred: Where the heck did you get the files from your parents murder??

Bruce: It was pretty easy

[thepinklink]

“Respectfully, sir, you are stupid.”

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Sebastian recounting his argument with MC)

Sebastian: Oh, Ominis. She was so angry. You should’ve seen her face.

Ominis: Well, yes. That would be nice.

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Milo’s first vid

“Me and my dad” “just bc my dad” “my dad and I” “my dad”

WE GET IT YOU HAVE A DAD. YOU DONT LIKE HIM. GET THE FUCK ON

[welcomelabrynth]

when your son wants attention and doesn’t care about your video games

[smilesrobotlover]

Some pictures I took of Linebeck. Like look at him. He’s so TALL compared to Link. Link only reaches his chest 😭😭😭 and he calls Link a green parrot, I wish he continued with the nicknames fr fr. Also the sassy stand.

[spirit-of-the-chaos-gospel]

Alastor wiping his hand on his coat after touching Lucifer’s staff lmaooooo

[bbcghostssixidiots]

Why do Mats characters have the same reactions when they’re getting yelled at lmao

MATHEW BAYNTON IS SO GIGGLY I LOVE HIM

[charlesleclercc-16]

the look on his face when he knew he would win no matter what🤭

[dailykylebroflovski]

[hottiehiei]

- Slow burn romance with Hiei PART TWO

After months of mutual attraction, Hiei will ultimately confess— out of anger.

gender neutral. sfw. fluff. angst. (also, cliff hanger bc i literally blanked)

PART 1 is not required for this, but I highly recommend reading for more fluff ! <3

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𓆩⟡𓆪 After Hiei finally realizes he is utterly smitten, he finds himself stuck in a weird predicament. He's kind of like, "Okay, what now?"

𓆩⟡𓆪 At times, he often wonders why you aren’t intimidated by his cold demeanor. What did you see in him that others didn’t? Or rather, what did he see in you that made him so attached? Trying to put all the pieces together only made him think of you more, and he can’t seem to come up with any sensible answers. It was an insufferable cycle.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Most people would give up and accept their fate. Not Hiei. He won’t welcome these feelings with open arms. No, he’d rather fight and conquer!

𓆩⟡𓆪 But….every time you greet him with a smile or wave him goodbye, he feels content. Such an ordinary interaction would make his sour mood disappear. It didn’t matter if he remained silent in response. You were persistent, unmoved by his rudeness. Were you able to tell that he actually liked the attention? He hoped not.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Hiei naturally gravitates towards you, oddly feeling the need to stay close. His Jagan Eye can easily keep track of your whereabouts, but he prefers close proximity. He basks in the feeling of your body heat. Dare he say it was therapeutic. With little effort, he is in tune with every part of you.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Whenever you’re engaged in conversation, he picks up little details of your daily life (another perk of staying close by). Don’t be too flattered, though. He’s still searching for something that’ll make him dislike you, even if he fails every time.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Hiei is a wild card. Just as you begin to think he feels nothing for you, he does something unexpected. One night, you accidentally found yourself separated from the group while on a mission. It was rather chilly, and you were shivering from the harsh winds. Hiei randomly showed up beside you, tossing his cloak over your head. “I can hear your teeth chattering from miles away. Don’t you humans know how to check the weather?”

𓆩⟡𓆪 No matter how unconcerned he appears to be, Hiei is always watching out for you. With his fast reflexes, he prevents you from losing your balance before you can even stumble over your feet or bump into something. He usually grabs your forearm or sleeve to stabilize you. The physical contact sends sparks between you two, but neither of you comment on it. His hand feels strangely warm after touching you. He can’t even bring himself to tease or scold you for nearly falling.

𓆩⟡𓆪 As mentioned, Hiei can be unpredictable. The romantic pinning is stronger than ever, but he’s still annoyed by it. For someone who has never experienced love before, he is taking it pretty hard. His feelings have festered to the point of frustration, and he feels vulnerable.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Hiei is so fed up with the back and forth that he ultimately decides to ignore you for good. Out of nowhere, he started acting like you didn’t exist. He put zero effort into holding a conversation, and sometimes, he was just plain rude, telling you to go away or walking right past you.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Kurama notices the awkward tension and tries to bring it up, but Hiei dismisses his concerns immediately. He figured that if he kept his distance, he would eventually forget about you. Or at least, that’s what he told himself. Acknowledging his feelings would make them real, and that’s the last thing he wanted.

𓆩⟡𓆪 While Hiei did all of this to protect himself, you’re left hurt by the abrupt change. He treats most people rudely, but you thought he at least tolerated you to some extent. Now, he couldn’t even be bothered to spare you a passing glance. You decided to confront him one day when you two were conveniently left alone (thank Kurama)

𓆩⟡𓆪 Initially, he was hostile, glaring at your figure. “If you truly believe there’s something between us, you’re sadly mistaken.” His words cut deep. He never spoke to you so harshly, but he sounded completely serious.

𓆩⟡𓆪 When you mentioned how much pain he caused you, it surprised him. He assumed he loved you far more than you could ever love him. But as you continued to vent, voice cracking and tears spilling, Hiei was incredibly confused. It wasn’t his intention to hurt you. He simply wanted to detach himself from you and return to his normal ways.

𓆩⟡𓆪 Witnessing your break down caused him to snap. He couldn't hold back his emotions any longer, and everything came out at once.

“You think I wanted to fall for you, a foolish human who can’t even tell when someone cares for them?”

“Your face is constantly invading my thoughts. I can’t even focus on anything else, but you’re the one crying? Ridiculous.”

“Just being away from you torments me. You couldn’t possibly understand. I’m doing this for my own sake.”

“Stop looking at me like that…”

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extra:

Even after this intense confession, Hiei still avoids you like the plague.

[whydontyousaeso]

Please there’s so much sass in that one little emoji I love him

[tobylove1113]

He’s so slay

[bamf-akemi]

I CAN’T GET OVER THIS FACE HE MADE

Side note, I suck at hair

[katsuollie]

katsassuki

[ao3whore]

reg: thank you james, this is lovely

barty: boooo! that’s such a heterosexual thank you

reg, straight faced: oh girlypop, you def slayed, thank you pookie bear 💅

(barty is horrified, evan is losing his SHIT, james is hella confused but rolling with it atp)