Things I would do for Jen Walters: Part One
Die for Jen Walters
Go to to the store in the middle of the night in order to purchase comfort food for Jen Walters
Commit arson for Jen Walters
Hide arson for Jen Walters
Adopt an animal under 150 pounds but larger than 5 pounds with Jen Walters
Fight geese for Jen Walters
Be a reliable alibi for Jen Walters
Give the last taco to Jen Walters
Break international law for Jen Walters
Give the warmest blanket on the couch to Jen Walters
Present a 1 hour presentation and 20 page essay on why I should be Jen's BFF to Jen Walters
Wear a Jen Walters mask therefore becoming a Jen doppleganger so that I can distract the media harassing her for Jen Walters
Go on a road trip for Jen Walters
Learn to fondant so I can create a smashable Matt Murdock Ass cake for Jen Walters
Stay tuned.
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a phenomenal booper @laelipoo ily
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You are purple, with just a liiiiiil bit of black 💖
Awww... thank you for noticing my menacing vibes 😍
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sam's range is insane he went from looking like any average man to a gay cuntress of the night
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Does the lightener itch your scalp? It always used to when ingot my hair done, it was the longest part of the process to just. Sit and wait and Not Itch.
Also what colors are you going with???
A bit!! I feel like I've gotten used to it the more I've gotten my hair done. I remember the urge to itch used to be unbearable
I'm going silver 😎 it been a process but I'm so excited
Bored in the salon, send me a random ask
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Jen Beattie coming in for the Bay FC pride night
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I'm normal about them (lying) (gnashing my teeth, screaming, clawing the walls) I am normal about the silly private investigator and the doctor whos only move is to cast gun.
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