80% of the Crowley requests I get: what if you and Crowley went to dinner and fell in love over the candlelight but neither had the courage to tell the other?
80% of the aziraphale requests I get: what if aziraphale made you cum so hard you blacked out for a second?
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Nothing like getting fiber internet installed and realizing right after he drills a hole in the wall that you’d rather have had it somewhere else 🤦♀️
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sending my therapist a link to my compiled personal writings that I have literally discussed with her 8 million times and showed her some of the pieces from already vs the instant paralyzing fear of Being Seen and Known
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I think I’m officially moved in?
I mean I’m definitely sleeping here tonight and I have wifi so I suppose it counts even though there are boxes everywhere.
(Hey real talk: Does living alone mean I’m just gonna low-key always be aware that there’s no one here to call 911 and I might just die one day choking on dinner roll or something?)
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it’s ok to reject parts of fanon you don’t like. fanon is not fact.
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Where’s the black th1nsp0 it’s a super-tan-in-a-bikini-or-tennis-skirt wasteland out here
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trying to train the spotify algorithm to spit out a discover weekly playlist that’s actually palatable is like trying to train a dog that’s begging just to be shot.
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I have to go to a barre class in 15 minutes but I have an hour left of the episode
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My appetite is CRAZY today dude wtf
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did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch
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