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#I mean it’s FINE
avocado-writing · 1 year
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80% of the Crowley requests I get: what if you and Crowley went to dinner and fell in love over the candlelight but neither had the courage to tell the other?
80% of the aziraphale requests I get: what if aziraphale made you cum so hard you blacked out for a second?
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Nothing like getting fiber internet installed and realizing right after he drills a hole in the wall that you’d rather have had it somewhere else 🤦‍♀️
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halechief · 1 year
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sending my therapist a link to my compiled personal writings that I have literally discussed with her 8 million times and showed her some of the pieces from already vs the instant paralyzing fear of Being Seen and Known
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homerforsure · 2 years
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I think I’m officially moved in?
I mean I’m definitely sleeping here tonight and I have wifi so I suppose it counts even though there are boxes everywhere.
(Hey real talk: Does living alone mean I’m just gonna low-key always be aware that there’s no one here to call 911 and I might just die one day choking on dinner roll or something?)
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broodygaming · 2 years
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book-of-baba-fett · 1 year
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it’s ok to reject parts of fanon you don’t like. fanon is not fact.
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melathinn · 2 years
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Where’s the black th1nsp0 it’s a super-tan-in-a-bikini-or-tennis-skirt wasteland out here
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butchfalin · 10 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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sob-dylan · 4 months
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trying to train the spotify algorithm to spit out a discover weekly playlist that’s actually palatable is like trying to train a dog that’s begging just to be shot.
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disasterpurplebois · 4 months
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I have to go to a barre class in 15 minutes but I have an hour left of the episode
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thepixelatedcactus · 10 months
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flying the original character artist flag with pride
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futureghost97 · 6 months
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there truly are no bridesmaid heels that make my feet look normal
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sawruhh · 7 months
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My appetite is CRAZY today dude wtf
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albaharu · 1 month
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did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch
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hinamie · 2 months
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#im shaky and numb the way this took years off my life#genuinely cannot believe i thought it was smart to make it a comic i could have stuck at a painting and it would have been fine#but nooooooo in my hubris i thought Surely im an expert at this longform stuff now Surely i can do it :)#and then it killed me it killed me dead this is like over twice as long as the train comic and 4 times as detailed#backgrounds . angles. i yearn fr death.#AND I HAD 2 WRITE THEM ACTUALLY TALKING GGSDH i am actually so insecure abt the way the dialogue flows gomen....#i wanted to add more to it to fix how clipped and rushed i think it reads#but that would mean drawing more expressions would mean drawing more panels would mean more gd hyDRANGEAS#so ultimately i decided 2 have the conversation take the hit because let me tell u.#if i have to draw. one more blue petal i will snap i will lose it#i knew tht would happen n wanted to alleviate some of the pain so i found a few brushes that helped speed up the process#but the thing w a lot of premade flower brushes is they also come preshaded n look uniform in a way that stands out badly against my style#so i had 2 render over them anyway........#yuuji's domain rly putting me through the wringer first the train station now death by a bajillion petals smh#all that to say tho . my labour of love . i am going to take a nap#hina.comic
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liimonadas · 6 months
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they are having a samuraiverse dicussion
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