#I miss my dishwasher

[isfjmel-phleg]

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[gallopinggallifreyans]

wearing rings is so gender. im gonna wear rings tomorrow and look pretty on Purpose.

[shreddies-scribbles]

something something grian having to bring his best friend to the nether ultimately leading to his death then next session having to bring a new “best friend” to the overworld and constantly being afraid of losing him…

there’s gotta be something poetic in this right ?

[soldier-poet-king]

I'm romanticizing tf out of this i know but the most basic of things like being able to leave the house without accounting and walking to run my errands and being able to turn up the heat because I run cold. Like. The most basic of freedoms. AND catching up on myyears long sleep debt??

[silveredsticks]

x

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

when companies send out surveys that are like 'how likely are you to recommend our products to friends and colleagues' and there's a scale from one to ten, they're missing several scales that i would like to tell them about, such as a ten-number scale of 'how likely are you to buy anything from us ever again' and also 'how likely are you to tell friends and colleagues to stay away at all costs' and perhaps most importantly, ten number scale of 'how appealing is the idea of charging into our store with a steel pipe and causing massive property damage'

[thunderpounce-inc]

So I just ordered something, and I have some very choice ideas on how to get it clean enough for my liking

(I have OCD and trauma relating to cleanliness)

No idea where he was stored prior to me getting him, but he's old and used (and damaged), so I'm going to guess a garage or something like that

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Mold mites die when exposed to temperatures over 160F for at least 30 minutes

OH SHIT THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!

[ryanxross]

my grandmother had a horrible fall and I’ll probably need to spend the rest of the week at her place and i spent like 40 minutes yesterday thinking she was dead or dying and calling the hospital trying to figure out what was going on because my fucking uncle left me an incompressible voicemail message of himself sobbing saying something about my grandmother and the hospital and my roommate KNOWS all of this and still today kept nagging me about “sorting out the dishwasher” ie scheduling a time for a repairman to come. For reference the dishwasher isn’t flooding the apartment or flooding at all period and we have a perfectly good ginormous double sink we can hand wash dishes in. And yet somehow this fucking dishwasher should be my most pressing matter

[castielsupernatural]

3am lads does anyone have advice for sleeping when you are so so stressed

[binch-i-might-be]

to celebrate I got a new energy drink and it really fucking slaps

[monochromatictoad]

I have an incredibly strong urge to write a specific type of fanfic for Gabastle.

Hear me out. The Castle infantilizes Gabriel.

Whether intentionally or unintentionally, it treats Gabriel like he wasn't a knight that could easily defend himself, but like a child who can't do anything for himself. It's like another layer of codependency I adore with this ship. It frames it as, "My prince, the humans you knew were so awful to you. You are royalty, why should you ever have to lift a finger?" Or like "Oh, my prince, we will do this for you. All you must do is stay there, and not worry about anything." Or even "My prince, you would not understand this diplomatic talk. Let the Toymaker handle this, and we'll take you back to the throne, where you are more comfortable."

Anyways, I'm having thoughts and ideas.

[isfjmel-phleg]

After night after night of doing dishes by myself, it was a joy to sit on the counter and talk with someone while she did half the dishes (and then we switched off).

[makingshortstorieslong]

wanted: someone else to do the dishes.

please. I'll gladly do laundry. I love laundry. I'll cook if there's someone else to eat it (I eat ingredients when im 'cooking' for myself). I'll clean the bathroom. I'll even put the dry dishes away. But please someone help the dishes keep piling up on the counter when im not looking. I'm eating off the cutting board with my fingers. my countertop is not visible. it's a dire situation here.

[lucydacusgirl]

I hate painting my nails and then having to wash the dishes. People who just painted their nails should be exempt from washing the dishes.

[bones-sprouts]

^

he has to do the dishes

[eudico-my-beloved]

I fucking hate my culinary class table group soooo bad i should be allowed to hit them with carrots i think