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[a-hazbin-reader]

What are the twins names

I never gave them names ☺️ Names are usually a personal preference for people and I didn't want to impose on it too much

All Alastor would ask is that the baby girl has his mother's name in some shape or form but I left most of it up to the reader

[kiwibirdlafayette]

I know there was talk about tucker being in Isles but. just like imagine sonja in isles

the real cozy but funky style of her island littered in magic things, her teaming up with karl to swick up the temple a little and them gettin into even crazier shenanigans or!! like theres just somethin so funny about her siding with Tom with his ‘whole yeah im ianite now’ just to mess with jordan (or she plays both sides just to sow chaos)

or omg could u imagine her like. magic shenanigans when gandus comes around holy moley

[lith-myathar]

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[manyrandomfandoms]

Good Omens fandom, we have less than two weeks until EVERY, how are we feeling??? 😭

[snekthedemonnoodle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVER ENDING SONG, THE FIRST SINGLE FROM FOUND HEAVEN AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE CONAN SONGS🫶 I LOVE U⭐️

[ad15124]

did other people have to do math and memorize their rhymes in kindergarten? or did @begaana go to baby hell?

[softplumbs]

You know, yesterday I was getting annoyed at my sim for constantly being terrified of thunderstorms.

Today went at the open market, got some fruits, haha it's raining. Why did the corner of my eye flash white. Haha lightning. Ooh it did it again haha, it's ok let's get in the car and go home.

It's really pouring. Like, it's REALLY POURING AND ITS GETTING WORSE.

ITS POURING, THERES -300 VISIBILITY AND ITS STARTING TO HAIL??? HAIL GETTING BIGGER AND NO TREES TO PARK UNDER. THUNDER. CANT SEE SHIT.

Get home and it all stops as soon as we get inside.

I will never roll my eyes at you running into the house after throwing the trash or hiding under the blankets, you're valid babes.

[hellverse]

do i have any fob mutuals because i suddenly have the urge to know everyone’s opinions on mania

[scribles-and-bits]

Berrytober day five: princess/fairytale

I decided to do my fantasy au for this prompt because,,,little magic lesbians,,, if y’all wanna hear more abt the au just like lmk, I’d be happy to answer any questions!

[belle-of-a-time]

There is no option for “Show results” because these are all the options, regardless of if your seeing it pirated or in theaters you are either dressing up or Not. Make a choice

[thedailybullshit]

5 HOURS

HOW WE FEELING?!?!?

[marbleheavy]

hello everypony how are we feeling about new hozier

[wild-penguin]

Nicole: *Keeps making self deprecating jokes making herself seem like some goblin no one wants*

Every follower here: *LUSTING HARD*

literally a goblin! I take pride in my goblininess though

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!