#I put WAYYY too much of myself in him...oh well

[streetchicken]

A quick little sheet of my COD OC because the people wanna know and the worms ate my brain. I'll make a better one soon enough, just gotta survive my classes ;w;

VVV Reasons for chicken depression

[littlepuppers]

A thought to add to that fantasy:

The owners end up having to go on a trip again a month or two later, and seeing as you did such a good job last time, they ask if you can watch him again for two weeks. Even though you really don't want to, they pay really well and you could really use the money, so you end up in their living room as they hand you the keys and head off on their trip, his snout pushing between your thighs before their even out of the driveway...

mmmm yesss i mean unfortunately i need the money and they pay so much bc he’s a big dog and eats a lottt so i have to keep dog sitting him.

as we’re in the driveway, i push his snout away from me and walk inside. i pour food in his bowl and get myself a snack. i remember not to bend over or lean down too much bc of what happened last time. and i wore that stupid skirt again. why?? because i have to be presentable for the owners, they know my parents and will report back or get someone else if i seem like i’m a slacker. anyway, i literally can’t ignore the fact that his huge dick is just out bruh like have some courtesy.

i’m there for a couple hours watching movies and chilling on the couch while he’s on the floor. I fall asleep to the peaceful sound of gunshots from an action movie.

OW WHAT THE FUCK. i wake up in a panicked state feeling claws scraping my thighs. i look down and this damn fuckin dog has his head under my skirt and is nuzzling my pussy rn, licking it way too harshly. wondered why i had such an intense wet dream. ewww disgusting i push his head away but he’s not budging, he muzzles deeper and is tongue goes inside me. it goes in wayyy too easily bc im fucking soaked. WTF buddy get out please..i feel his huge tongue lapping at my walls and my legs start shaking. fuck i’m like about to cum in a dogs mouth this is so sick. my thighs start tightening around his head, then he stops.

dude. what. there’s no way this dog just edged me. fuck off.

he gets up to leave but then bites onto my skirt and drags it up all the way to my face. i playfully bite onto it, taking it from him and giggle. but all of a sudden his paws pin down both of my arms and i realize what position we’re in. oh my god no no no no no NO.

his hips go down and he starts bucking them trying to find my parts. so gross please don’t, not again. i squirm trying to dodge his scary MASSIVE doggy cock. he then lays his upper body down on me, putting all his weight on and pushes harshly into me. FUCK. god what the fuck. he ruts into me in and out so fast and hard, it hurts. i think his cock is getting bigger…oh shit. noooooo no no. please don’t. i try to push his paws off my arms and he snaps at my face, i flinch away and tears start running. he licks them off my face while still pounding me. the squelching sound and my whimpers fill the room it sounds so fucking inappropriate. i feel his knot trying to get in “NO BUD GET OFF!” he pops it in and finally stops thrusting. the feeling is overwhelming and i cum immediately as it goes in. buddy whines and barks in my face. i feel his liquid flood me. fucking disgusting. im still sniffling from earlier but i take deep breathes while his knot goes down. he continues to lick my face till im ok. that’s kinda nice. but not nice bc he knotted me without permission. “no treats later buddy” i say and then he starts shifting his hips, i gasp as he slips it out of me. i hear the liquid drip onto the floor and feel it gush out of me. sweaty and panting, im still laid out on the couch, legs spread, and there’s a disgusting doggy cum mess all over my pussy.

fuck…i look down and see it left his huge puddle on the couch. great, now i have to clean it all up. i get up carefully and start walking when my legs give out. i collapse on the floor, my legs are too shaky to walk. buddy walks over to me and is sniffing me, especially down there. he whines. i think he feels bad and wants to clean me up. i slowly and carefully spread my legs and he puts his head down, licking up my thighs and on my pussy. fuck it’s sore and feels really overstimulated, but um, kinda good ig. his head comes up and he licks my face, spreading his cum on me GROSS. i push him away and he trots away, growing another hard on. i roll my eyes, glad that didn’t go anywhere. i get up, less shaky now, and go to get the cleaning stuff.

i clean up the mess and forgot about his cum, now crusted, on my cheek. gross. i wash it off and sit back on the couch, exhausted even more now. i refuse to sleep near him again. what a gross horny dog. what is his deal seriously. he lays on the ground near me and stares at me, panting, his red cock out on the ground as well. god, can’t believe i have three more days of bullshit.

IM SO WET WRITING THIS

[trevorsgodmother]

𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮… (M.S 🌪)

"Wish you were here right now All of the things i'd do" ☞ Masterlist

Warnings: Smutty smut, CYBER SEX, fingering, jerking off, swearing, pet names, getting caught (?), mentions of spicy pics teehee POV: First person (Matt and reader) Summary: You missed Matt too much, and get an idea...

(Your POV)

I'm currently sitting on my bed, bored out of my mind. My roommate was out for the day, and all my other friends were working. The only other person I could think of bothering was Matt, but he lived 3 hours away. It was annoying, the long distance, but we made it work. I wonder if he would be busy.

Then, I get an idea.

(Matt's POV)

I doom scroll through my phone, unwinding after the long, busy day me and my brothers had. They'd retreated to their own rooms, leaving my floor completely quiet, which was rare.

I was debating on calling my girlfriend, but didn't want to seem needy or overwhelming because we'd called earlier today.

A ping alerts me of a notification. I smile as I see the contact name. My girlfriend. That solved my problem. I click on the notification from SnapChat, leading to a snap. That was a bit weird, usually she just sent photos through messages. Unless...

I click the red square to open it. And my mouth goes dry. It's a mirror selfie of her sitting on her bed, in a blue lingerie set I'd bought her last month for our anniversary.

Holy fuck-

I feel a stirring in my pants, biting my lip as I screenshot the picture and save it to my hidden folder. Great. Now I'm rock hard.

(Your POV)

I giggle as I accept the call, my voice innocent. "Hi Matt. I missed you." I hear a sigh of exasperation from the other line. "You know I could've been around my brothers. Where was the warning??" I smirk at his breathlessness, knowing what's going on with him 'down there'. Even though he can't see me, I twirl my hair, putting on a slightly seductive tone. "Something tells me you wouldn't have minded." His breath hitches as he murmurs. "You're insane. And stop being all cocky"

The rustling of fabric makes a grin spread across my lips. "Whatcha doing then, Matt?" "You know exactly what I'm doing" His rough voice catches me off guard, and my dark blue panties are instantly soaked.

I swallow, shifting down a bit to get comfortable. My free hand trails down my body as I hear him start to grunt. “Matt-“ My voice is whiny, already full of need. I rub over my underwear first, letting myself get wetter.

But I can't hold back.

Every groan from him makes it harder to resist giving into my arousal, and so, as soon as my hand dips under my waistband, I'm in heaven. My fingers skillfully slide up and down my slick heat, gathering my wetness on my fingers. Every stroke makes me bite my lip harder, probably leaving a deep indent. I tease myself a little, then push my fingers in, gasping loudly at the penetration.

One hand is holding the phone to my ear, listening to my boyfriend pleasure himself, while the other is helping me get off to the sound of him.

My fingers moving in and out at a fastening pace causes high-pitched sounds to leave my lips, forgetting about my neighbours for a second. Not that I cared, it felt way too good.

(Matt's POV) (god grant me the strength)

As soon as my hand wrapped around my erection, I let out a deep sigh of relief. That picture had affected me wayyy more than it should've. Then again, I had carefully chosen that set to highlight her best features.

And it definitely did.

Her breath hitching on the other end as she heard me start pumping gave me a boost of confidence (guys i lowk dk how to write jerking off but oh well).

My calloused fingers felt heavenly against my hard cock, each motion making small whimpers escape my lips. I steadily spread my precum down my shaft while satisfying myself. "You don't know how good it is to hear your voice darling-" I rasp out. My eyes are half-lidded as I imagine her hand on me instead, her acrylics sparkling in the low lighting.

My stroking grows more erratic as I hear squelching from the other end.

The combination of her moans while she touched herself plus the sounds of her fingers working were sending me to the edge fast.

My hand quickens, hips jerking up in time to meet my movements. "Fuuckkk, baby- 'm so close-" I groan, eyes fluttering.

She whines softly, and I can tell she is too. "Fuck- Matt-" My stomach tightens, and my dick twitches as she says my name.

"Do- do that again baby-" She moans my name again, and I gasp as I tighten my hold and cum. I let out a guttural groan as hot ropes land on my hand and stomach, my eyes scrunched shut in pleasure.

(Your POV)

As soon as I hear him finish, my body tingles and the band in my tummy snaps. I cry out as I coat my fingers, slowing down my pace to ride out the orgasm.

Inhaling and exhaling slowly, I wipe my fingers onto my bed sheets.

We stay quiet for a second, before Matt murmurs out. "You ok baby?"

I sigh and nod, then realise he can't see me. "Yes. That was..." "Incredible" He finishes. I pull my blanket up over me, snuggling into the comfort of my bed. "So, about that picture..." I tease. He groans softly. "Fuck, don't even remind me of that." "Why, you gonna get hard again?"

Matt scoffs (ominous music plays as the characters fade into the distance). "I mean, can you blame me baby? You looked absolutely delicious in that set."

My cheeks flush, the words adding to my post-orgasmic bliss and almost making me speechless. "Shut- shut up Matt"

I hear him chuckle, but my ringtone interrupts our moment. I pull the screen away to see who it is, and my brow furrows. "Hang on, someone's calling me." "Who is it?" He asks curiously.

"It's... Nick?" I hear his tone shift as he grunts, annoyed. "What the shit does he want? It's almost 8 in the evening!" "I don't know. I'll call you back, ok?" He sighs, grunts again in acceptance, and cuts our call.

(Matt's POV)

I wait for what seems like forever, immediately back to my doom scrolling. I'm silently cursing my brother for cutting our phone call short, since I was already getting aroused again just thinking of her in that set-

My phone buzzes.

I pick up as fast as possible. "Hello? Babe?" All I hear is laughing and slight choking. "Um...are you ok?" She just keeps going, her breathing getting slightly strained. Finally, her giggles have died down enough to say; "Nick- asked me if- I was over." I'm confused. "Wait, why?"

What she says next mortifies me, making me freeze to my core. My girlfriend, however, could not give less of a fuck that I'd never live this down with my brothers.

"He heard you moaning my name-"

A/N: First smut fic about my boy Matty B <3 (I feel so awkward writing smut bro) DONOT STEAL MUAHAHAH (🎀) Taglist: @hearts4werka @stvrnzcherries @spaghetti835928383 @pvssychicken @snowysosturn @sllutty-sturniolo @sturnmeovr Dividers by @bernardsbendystraws and @issysh3ll -Ropitipop 👁👅👁

[onlyangelicc]

long day. ~ Carmen Berzatto

{ warnings ; massage , oral f!receiving

summary ; he wants u badd }

I’m sitting on the bed reading and I see a text message from Carmen on my Lock Screen. I pick my phone up to read and respond to the message.

c: I’m on my way home now sweetheart, it was a late night I’m sorry.

y/n: it’s okay hun, I already ate but your dinner is in the microwave.

c: I love you, I’ll be home soon.

y/n: love you more drive safe 🤍

c: always, my love

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within about 15 minutes i hear a car door shut and keys hit the counter. i go down stairs to greet him.

"hi baby" i say bringing him into a hug, "how was your day?" i say to him while were hugging. he sighs, "stressful day?" i say running my singers through the loose, blonde curls on the back of his head. "yeah" he says pulling away from the hug to give me a kiss, we kiss for a second the i plant another kiss on his cheek before going to the microwave to heat up his dinner.

"what is it?" he asks, "its this vodka sauce recipe i found a while back. i think its pretty good."

"Mhm okay." he says, turning around to put it into the microwave for a minute. I pick up my glass of wine that is sitting on the counter and take a sip, looking at his tired ass leaned against the counter head in hands. "I'm sorry you're so stressed and tense, honey. you should let me take care of you tonight. mk?" I say grabbing his broad shoulders to massage them a little bit before giving him another hug. "Sounds wonderful baby, I would really appreciate it." I nod and kiss him on the cheek. "honestly i'm not that hungry tonight" he shrugs, "oh well okay my dear, why don't you head upstairs and go lay on the bed while i put your food in the fridge."

he nods and gives me a kiss on the cheek "i love you" he says before heading upstairs.

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i walk into our bedroom to find carmen laying on our bed scrolling on his phone. i crawl onto the bed to straddle him, taking his shirt off him. he sits up, kissing me on the neck. "you little freak" i giggle, "i'm just giving you a massageee." i push him playfully. "now get on your belly, ill go grab some oil." he hums in response. i get back with the oil and crawl onto his legs and pour the oil onto his back, massaging it in.

"Does that feel nice my love?" I whisper in his ear, kissing and nibbling on his neck and ear. He moans softly, "baby". "hmm?" I answered, still kissing him. "please let me taste you..." he says softly, "you don't have to ask me twice" i get off his back and he kneels on the bed waiting for me to lie down. "God watching these muscles under my hands has been driving me crazy.." I say grabbing his shoulders as I'm maneuvering myself in front of him, kissing and biting his neck softly before laying down.

"yeah?" he says touching my shorts, and underwear covered pussy. "Mhmm, yes sir" I say grabbing my shorts and pulling them off, he watches in awe. "You performing acts of service for me turns me on so much baby.." he says rubbing my now, only underwear covered clit.

my breath hitches, he kisses and bites my inner thighs and i begin to grow wetter and wetter by the second. he slips my underwear off and dives in, "my god you taste heavenly baby." I moan as my hands get lost in his dirty blonde locks.

"mhmm, that feels so good baby.'' I moan softly as he makes out with my dripping pussy. "yeah?" he murmurs, as he changes to sucking on my clit for a second before flicking it with his tongue. my legs tense up around his head as he does, it feels too good i can't control them. He laughs and pushes them back down, "you don't want more?" he says, pulling away from me, raising an eyebrow. "oh my god don't play with me like that, please please more.." I say pushing his head back to my aching pussy.

he just laughs before going back to eating me out, i start to squirm again. "stop that '' he says, getting a tight grip on my thighs, "i cant help it! you make me feel wayyy too good..". "mhmm whatever you say." he says crawling up to meet my face.

[flatassthrowaway]

Passionately and Deeply

Heyyy so I'm back with another one! I hope everyone's been doing okay, and I hope this latest chapter lifts people's spirits up at least a little bit. As usual, let me know what you think. 18+ for suggestive content, MDNI please.

~~Masterlist~~

~Chapter Eight~

Tonight was Stan and Ford’s birthday. We were celebrating at this fancy restaurant by the hotel, and Stan said to get a taxi, since he’s gonna be drinking all night.

The men are turning sixty-two today, but they weren’t super happy about that reminder of their age.

I woke Ford up with kisses, and I gave him one of three presents— my mouth.

I think he rather appreciated it.

One of the other gifts is another physical gift later this evening and another gift is a moonstone that my grandmother gave me. I always carry it around with me, and it reminds me of her. I hope he likes it.

We’re currently at dinner, and Stan was drunkenly singing Sing Us A Song by Piano Man.

“Sing us a soooooooong, you’re da piano maaaaaaaan~!” he belted. “Sing us a soooooooong toniiiiiiiiiiight~!”

Dipper and Mabel giggled, as did their friends as Mabel was holding her cell phone and recording it. Ford seemed to be having a good time, too. Instead of guzzling down the prosecco in a few minutes, he was enjoying it over the course of a few hours. I helped him out with it, but he took most of it. I was also enjoying myself, and was laughing at Stan’s antics as well, to the point of tears.

“Welllllllllll, we’re allllllll in the mood for a meeeeeeeloooooodyyyyyyy~” he sang, but I felt the ending of the song was near. “And ya got us…” Stan took a deep breath. “Feeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiin’ alllllllll-riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!”

The teens, Ford and I all clapped, and Stan whooped, as he bowed.

“Thank ya! Thank ya all! You’ve been’a greeeeaaaat croooooowd!” Stan yelled, slurring his words.

The waiter came by, and dropped off the bill. We were the only patrons in the restaurant, and I was kinda glad that Ford booked the last possible slot for dinner. I thanked him, and took the bill. It was their birthday, and it was about time that I repaid the older twins.

When I glanced at the bill… I was glad that this was a special occasion, we’ll put it that way. I was able to afford it, but… good heavens, we ordered wayyy too much alcohol!

I paid for the bill, and gave the waiter a generous tip. He was kind enough to let me know that they would be closing now.

“Come on, birthday boys,” I shouted. “The party’s gonna continue at the hotel!”

“Oh hell yeah!” Stan yelled. “Let’s go, familyyyyy!”

The teens cheered as we walked to the outside of the restaurant. I initially didn’t notice that Stan lazily wrapped his arm around my shoulder while I was getting Ubers for everyone. I guess he needed some stabilizing.

I felt Stan’s arm fall off, which made me look up. I saw Ford’s face twist in anger, but before I could ask him about it, he lifted my chin up with his index finger and thumb and kissed me square on the lips! In front of everybody!

The girls squealed, while Dipper let out a loud, “No way!”

Stan whistled. “Oh shit! Get it, Poindexterrr!”

After we made out for a few seconds, I pushed Ford off of my lips before yelling, “Stanley!” I felt like my face was on fire.

Stan shrugged. “What? It’s about time he confessed his true feelings or whateverrr,” he said loudly. “Oh, la, la-la, di-dee-da~ La-la, di-dee-da da-dum~”

I rolled my eyes before turning to the teens. Mabel stepped forward. “So… does that mean…?”

I looked at Ford, and he looked at me before he looked at his great niece and nodded. “Yes,” he said. “We’re together.”

“About time!” “Woohoo!” “Nice!” “Lucky lady!”

I laughed rather boisterously as I held onto Ford. “What do you mean, ‘about time?’ You were rooting for us, Dipper?” I asked.

Dipper scratched the back of his neck. “I mean… you both look really good together…”

“Aww, that is so sweet!” I said.

“I thought they looked good together before you did!” Mabel said.

Dipper laughed. “C’mon, sis, let me have this!”

The ubers for all of us arrived, and we had to take three different ubers. Mabel ended up going with her friends in one, Dipper went with his friends in another, and I went with the birthday boys.

Probably not the smartest pairing in terms of safety, but we were drinking.

Thankfully, we all arrived at the hotel safely, and Stan kept singing that same tune from before. He dramatically turned around to the kids. “C’mon kids! This party’s goin’ all night!”

“Karaoke! Karaoke! Karaoke! Karaoke!” The teens chanted as they followed Stan to his room.

Well… there goes that.

Ford and I laughed before turning to each other. “I have more gifts for you,” I told him.

Ford’s eyes widened. “Sweetheart, you were already generous enough with this morning’s present,” he told me.

I smiled. “I know… but I’m in a giving mood. Especially because it’s your birthday.” I kissed him on the cheek, my maroon lipstick smearing.

Ford grabbed my hand as we ran to the elevators, and as soon as the doors closed, we started making out. Once we heard the bell ding, we separated, but our hands were still intertwined. I walked out, having him walk behind me. I felt his eyes on my ass the entire time we walked to our room. Once I unlocked the door, he forced the both of us in, kicking the door shut and locking it as he began to make out.

“The prosecco tastes so good on your lips honey~” I told him, kissing him hungrily.

I heard him growl as he lifted me up into his arms. I squealed and giggled as I began to make out with him again. I can’t wait to fuck him again tonight~

“Honey~” I told him. “Wait~”

I heard him hum against my lips. “I don’t wish to wait any longer,” he told me, kissing me again. “You’ve been teasing me all night, sweetheart.”

I gave him one final kiss before kissing his nose and resting my hands on his chest. “I have to give you your other present first~” I told him.

He sighed as he kissed me one more time and gently set me down on my feet. I went over to my bag to get the moonstone that my grandmother gave me.

I turned around and clasped my hands around my back. “Close your eyes,” I told him playfully.

Stanford gave me a smirk that made me rub my thighs together before closing them.

“Now hold out your hands.”

Ford did as he was instructed, and I plopped the teardrop shaped gemstone in his hands, the bluish-white hue glowing with the soft light of the lamp in the hotel room brightening it.

I saw him softly smile as I gave a delicate smile in return. “You can open them now, honey~”

Ford opened his eyes, and he looked down to see the small teardrop shaped moonstone in his hands. He looked pleased as he went to pick it up between his fingers and examine it.

“A moonstone?” he said.

I nodded. “My grandmother gave it to me, and I carry it around so that I know she’s always with me,” I told him. “Not only that, it’s the gemstone of June. I want you to have it, honey.”

Ford immediately looked at me and shook his head. “Sweetheart, I can’t,” he told me. “I can’t take something so precious and priceless away from you.”

“You’re not taking it, I’m gifting it to you,” I told him. “You mean a lot to me, Ford, and… it would mean a lot if you accepted it.”

Ford looked at me appreciatively before smiling. “Thank you, sweet girl.” He took me in his strong arms, embracing me before I gave him a sweet kiss on the lips.

“Now… for your final gift~” I told him, keeping my arms around his neck. “Be a good boy and lay on the bed for me. I also want your shirt gone by the time I’m done in the bathroom.”

Ford hummed, giving me a decadent kiss. I hummed against his lips. “Go on, honey~” I told him as he turned around. While his back was to me, I couldn’t help but lay a spank on his ass. I heard him growl, which in turn made me giggle.

“How long do I have to wait for you, sweetheart?” he asked.

“I’m just freshening up, honey~” I told him as I gathered my lingerie, not giving him a straight answer.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I held his face in my hands, smiling. “Oh, Stanford…” I whispered as I kissed his nose. “Happy birthday, handsome~”

Ford kissed me again, and smiled. “Thank you for your generous presents, beautiful.”

I felt my face get hot before I kissed him one more time. We maneuvered underneath the covers again, and I listened to his heartbeat slowly return to normal, as I myself began to drift off to sleep.

I’m such a lucky woman.

💚💚💚

I hope this chapter wasn't too boring. I wanted it to be mostly fluff but it came out mostly suggestive :/

Thanks for reading~!

[kamiversee]

SPILL ON UR LOVELIFE OMG WHAT 👀👀 I want fanfic moments too hsjjssj

Are you ready for a yap sesh…

Okay so do y’all rmb that 6ft tall guy I was talking to & said I MIGHT be in love w? Yeah so erm… He was wayyy to lusty for me, so much so that when we talked and he’d say how much he liked me— it just felt weird because it was like “wtf do you like about me aside from the fact that I’m nice & know how to dirty talk??”

And I thought it was ironic that he was too lusty for me even tho I write literal smut in my free time but y’all I’m not even exaggerating when I say nearly every convo w tht man was about sex. And if it wasn’t about sex then it was just about something pertaining to him in general.

Anything he knew about me was info I had to just throw out there to him yk? It was like he never really asked me anything about myself unless it was something sexual. Which irked my nerves so badly because, again, wth did he like about me? The guy didn’t even know my favorite color like ??

But in the beginning I was pretty blindsided by how good the conversations were and I was just happy to receive attention in all honesty.

Anywho tho, I told my bsf about the guy & he was telling me to stop talking to him because it’s going no where, or at least tell him that I want him to start asking things about me but uh…

I’m not that kinda person y’all. I dont want to have to tell someone to be curious about me if they claim to be interested in me. It was so apparent that he was only interested in the way I gave him a listening ear on his struggles & the way I engaged in sexual convos.

So, although I felt like shit for a while because I didn’t wanna be like his other exes tht just up & left him for no reason, I eventually told him I just couldn’t talk to him romantically anymore. NOW, this was damn there the icing on the cake.

While he was really mature about it ending & basically said he understood and wasn’t going to push me about staying or anything, y’all… he didn’t even ask why I wanted things to end. I wasn’t exactly looking for him to ask why but dude, if u claimed to like me as much as you did & were oh so infatuated with me, shouldn’t you wanna know why I suddenly wanna break things off w you??? 😐

Anyway, that ended & we decided to just stay friends. Our convos got shorter and shorter & nowadays he & I both moved on.

ONTO MY CURRENT LOVE INTEREST 😁

Guys hes so.

We started talking from me giving him advice abt his ex and stuff & I met him literally right after that first guy so he even gave me advice abt him and when I told him I felt so shitty about leaving guy numb 1, he reassured me even tho he didn’t know me tht well at the time ^-^

Then from there we just became friends and would talk a lot bc he noticed my lil sugu obsession and told me he looked like him (He does lowk) which led to him sayin I should be obsessed w him instead of Sugu since he’s actually real… he lowk gagged me there guys

Aaaand we’d just talk every day more and more, all on discord btw bc it’s so silly over there (server coming when??) And like, I dont rmb when exactly he caught feelings for me but at some point I could just kinda tell.

The only thing was that it just felt too soon so when he actually confessed to me or wtv, I told him I still wanted to know more about him as a person and whatnot. AND GUYSGUYSGUYS.

So rmb guy1 right? & how he didn’t even know my fav color? I told guy2 about that and he immediately asked abt it. I KNOW that’s smth so small but pls, it was so sweet…. is the bar in hell? Idk, I swear I have standards 🙏

We even had a whole convo abt colors & it was just super cute! >< Another time, I vented and told him how guy1 didn’t rlly put in any effort to get to know me but claimed to like me and guy2 went out of his way to say how he wants to know everything about me

When I tell y’all his confession was like smth out of a damn fanfic. YALLLLLL. And it’s funny bc MLN is actually based on events tht’s happened in my life soo…

Anywho, guy2 is amazing and ilhsm. He’s so sweet and silly, I wanna eat him yall ☹️

We talk everyday & I’ve ruined my sleep schedule juust a bit for him (it was ruiened beforehand tbh)!

That’s pretty much how things r goin for me rn. Guy1 & guy2 did interact w each other at one point and it was sooo messy yall, I was not feelin it but thats a story for another time frfr

I hope you guys enjoyed my podcast :3

[sneap-sneap]

Missy’s Idea, pt 1

Heyyyy, this is the little thing I wrote! It involves Martin, who is a stuffed animal cat who likes to overfill himself, and his friend/sort-of girlfriend Missy, a flesh-and-blood cat.

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“What does it feel like?”

Missy’s ears twitched at the sound of his voice, and she turned to give him a look. “Martin, that’s so vague I don’t know how you expect me to answer-“

“I mean, what does being really full feel like to you?” Martin asked.

“Oh, I don’t know.” Missy absentmindedly scratched her side with a claw, her paw moving towards her belly as she considered. “I guess…it has a lot to do with the pressure. When you’ve eaten a lot, it’s really tight and you feel really stretched out.”

Martin squinted at her. “Well, I know what it feels like to be stretched. My stomach can stretch wayyy more than yours!”

“Martin, you do not have a stomach.” Missy rolled her eyes. “You’re basically a cloth bag of cotton fluff. It’s way different when it comes to an actual gastrointestinal system.” She paused for a second, and Martin looked at her in curiosity. He was used to being somewhat dismissed, but it seemed like she was really considering his question. Martin watched her rub her paw up and down her belly. She pushed the soft fur back and forth along the curve, somewhat more swollen than normal but nowhere near her maximum. It made sense, her interest in his query. Her belly-focused activities with Martin were some of the few times he saw her show her actual feelings—a rarity for the standoffish cat.

Missy looked at him, interrupting his thoughts.

“There are more…stakes when I’m the one overeating. I think that’s what makes it so thrilling to me? I could get sick, or get a bellyache, or indigestion, whatever. Trying to stay on the balance of discomfort and pleasure is really exciting. Also, I don’t know, your body pushing back against what you’re doing to it? Like, your body will stretch basically however you want. To get this gut-“ she patted her stomach “-anywhere near the size of yours, I have to force it to go against what my body is telling it. My instincts are telling me, ‘that’s enough,’ but I’m disobeying them and gorging myself even further. That disobedience is reallllly fun.” Missy grinned, showing her sharp canines. Martin felt a little thrill run through him.

“It feels really heavy too. You can’t swallow liquid or anything, cause you’ll get moldy, but especially with liquid there’s a density that makes the sensation of being full extra strong. You’re just so…weighed down by your own gluttony. Plus it’s really bubbly and gurgley when I chug something carbonated. Sometimes I can sort of feel the bubbles moving around, and I know you like listening to them. Not to mention the feeling of cool liquid hitting your stomach, especially if you’ve been eating something warm. That’s a little shocking of a sensation and, I don’t know how, but it always makes me feel so much more stuffed than before.”

Missy’s cheeks were tinging pink, Martin noticed. It might be possible that she liked this…hobby? Interest? of his more than he had expected.

“Also, when my paws, or your paws are pressing against my belly, there’s so much more resistance than there is with the stuffing you use.” Missy squirmed a little in her seat. She demonstrated by poking her abdomen, pressing on about an inch with some effort. “Especially if I’m really packed full, especially if you helped me keep going and keep eating way after I was satisfied, my belly gets pretty hard. I guess you’ve probably noticed; you’ve touched me a lot. But pushing into my full belly isn’t like squishing yours. Although that’s really fun too. You’re pretty much always soft, but my belly is so…substantial, so solidly packed and attached to my body, like I’ve made it that way, I put so much inside of me that it hurts, I disregarded my internal messages to stop and therefore put myself in a position that’s sort of taboo in a way. It’s so good, Martin. It feels so good.” Missy’s pupils were dilated as she studied him, and Martin suddenly felt as examined as the initial question had been.

“I wonder…” Missy trailed off, obviously thinking hard. “I have an idea! Martin, wait here.”

She hopped up from the couch and went into another room, leaving a confusedly almost-aroused Martin. After a few minutes and some rummaging noises, she came back with a belt and a corset. She dumped these on his lap and ran off again, returning with a huge bag of rice.

“So. Martin.” Martin felt a tingling sensation when she said his name like that. Like he had something coming for him. Something good, but knowing Missy, something really intense.

“I’m gonna put this belt and corset on you, so you can feel the tightness, and then I’m going to fill you to bursting with rice. I always feel so heavy after eating rice, so I think you’ll really get a sense of how it feels to be a little helplessly full.” Missy’s eyes had a mischievous but genuine glint, and Martin couldn’t resist his curiosity.

“Okay.” He said, grabbing her paw and putting it on his belly. She flushed under her fur. “Fill me up.”

[goldenpinof]

Not that this is like, a hot new take or anything, but I can imagine that they both might be going through a bit of a crisis. Like their careers have finally died down but like, what do they do. They haven't done much else but be YouTube personalities (which is more than just YouTube, obv) for like, nearly 15 years. They are probably afraid to venture into new territory, because at this point that will likely mean risking either their brand or their bank accounts (like how Dan had to risk money to do the tour / offer to put up his own money for Dinok). Not that that's a good excuse, but I can understand being afraid and Phil just trying to hang on to his usual content for the both of them (as he also figures out work/life balance). Dan only did DD for the tour and it definitely felt kinda forced. Just doing their old stuff but with their older/out-of-closet selves isn't going to be successful in a way it's safe, for now.

As someone with a lot of the same kind of mental health struggles Dan has, I imagine he might be beyond burnt out and doesn't really want the attention anymore because of the work it requires. And even though it's like, okay it's been months since the tour okay what's next... idk what we'll really get out of him for a while (maybe a few years even?) besides random contract work like the channel 4 thing. Like, projection time, but I just got through grad school with extreme ADHD/executive dysfunction/procrastination etc, and was so burnt out by the end idk how I did it. And I'm like, oh well it's been about 6 months I should probably have a job in my field by now (which I'm probably insane for thinking that anyways because the job market is in so wild). But like, I've been kinda burnt out since 2016 (when I was 16 and a junior in high school, at the end of my og dnp phase) and all I can muster the mental energy to do now is the same part-time / retail work I've been doing the past few years. Which like, I'm barely getting by and I do ultimately feel disappointed that I'm not trying harder to put my fancy new degree to work because I'm barely applying for anything. But I just can't get myself together enough to do that right now. I imagine Dan might be going through something similar, like, he could be doing something creative but he probably is just tired and wants to just live life without any expectations and go on vacations and rely on Phil to be the content creator. He's probably aware that it's not ideal. But he also seems done with compromising any creative vision either because he doesn't want to do sponsorships or anything that isn't a deeply personal piece of art. And he probably doesn't have many deep ideas now that WAD is done and Dinok is stalled and there isn't much he seems to want to do commentary on (because if he just sucked it up he would actually be a pretty good commentary YouTuber lol).

I think they also have a lot more stuff to work through mental health wise too before they are ever really able to not be cryptic about their relationship, since when ex-phannies or random people who remember them see their tiktoks or whatever it's what they all ask about. Like to some degree I don't know if they ever wanted to be out and famous but it got to the point where they couldn't keep denying it either. I'm so glad they came out because it's clearly so much healthier, but beyond the trauma of being closeted that they had to overcome they probably now have trauma from years and years of people being weird towards them about their relationship and it's like... now they have get through that in order to take the next step. do they really want to go through all that just to help open themselves up to a new era of content? Idk.

(this turned out to be wayyy longer than I anticipated woops. can't even remember if some of this was in response to what was on your blog or some of the other similar conversations I've seen about this today but yeah).

i'm almost crying. i hate us so much. this is exactly why the phandom needs meet ups irl or "bubbles" where we could have conversations. because trying to answer THAT without forgetting something is hard, and also i can't imagine how hard it is to write these mini-essays and get bullshit in response.

i appreciate it a lot. and i basically agree with your message. i see how it can be true. and i know that in case of burnout, Dan can let himself step back. the problem i have with him disappearing and coming back after 2018 is that he thinks that the audience will wait for him and accept everything he puts out with the same passion, participation, and amount of money as when he and Phil were making content without long pauses. but book sales, merch sales, tour ticket sales, views and god knows what else that we can't see show that we aren't willing to wait. and it started in 2019 i guess, so you would think that by 2022 Dan would understand what went wrong and just book smaller venues (or make a smaller stage for it to not be a problem). i'm using wad just as an example. you said Dan could not want attention anymore. but he repeatedly says that he loves attention. and it's not only words, you can see it irl. ofc after tours there is a period of time to rest. but before that, there was a clusterfuck of something that was barely content while the merch releases were consistent. either because it was pre-made or because Dan was still living in a rose-colored world thinking that we would buy stuff without content. i'm not sure what i'm arguing here anymore riuehdfsidxkl apologies, i guess it's related to Dan wanting to fuck off. and he CAN. i don't care, 2019 taught me a lesson. (doesn't mean i can't bitch about it <3)

anyway. i understand your struggles with work and degree. basically, i was in the same position after graduating, and now it's even more difficult but i get it. choosing to work part-time, in retail and similar "easy" jobs because you can't deal with the weight of expectations that come with a degree, that's... yeah. an adult reality that no one told us about. i wish you the best, and i hope everything works out well. whatever you decide to do, remember you don't have to use your degree if you don't want to or just don't feel like you can at this moment. you know, getting a fancy "serious" job is such a commitment, bruhh. and you can always walk out of retail :)

Dan would be a brilliant commentary youtuber, you're right! he just knows how to talk and make people listen.

their brand is already fucked, nothing to save here. i mean, Dan and Phil brand doesn't exist. Dan's youtube brand is all over the place. AmazingPhil is the only consistent thing. and yes, it feels like Phil is terrified of shifting in any direction. we're stuck with 2016 content, it's like a real-life time machine on youtube. and if it works for him, fine. i'm just sad that there is no "trying new things" anymore and that he can't even get old successful things back.

i'm not commenting on their relationship because it would be too long. fuck tiktok though. i think dnp jumped to this "new popular" platform with no actual regular content to present as a distraction and that bit them in the ass.

[brokenhardies]

alright im gonna put this in a masterpost bc i thought about it;

Luna & The Doctor Dynamics in order of 'Least Planned' to 'Most Planned'

Luna and Thirteen - I'm skipping Thirteen's era due to not liking the way it was handled. If there's good expanded universe stuff, I will touch upon that but I don't wanna have to rewrite her whole era just to add my silly little OC

Luna and One/Two - Mostly due to missing episodes. I have ideas but they're pretty vague

Luna and Eight - Most of his stuff being expanded universe has caused my brain to struggle lol

Luna and Four - Literally I have no ideas for him and I feel sad about that bc he's the longest tenured Doctor

Luna and Three - I need to think about this more bc I love him and his companions and his era but idk how to add Luna to the mix without it seeming weird

Luna and Seven - I have no excuse for this, I just have no thoughts, head empty about this dynamic :')

and now for the ones I have wayyy too many ideas for

Luna and Fifteen - Currently airing Doctor, consistently have to stop myself from coming up with new ideas for him

Luna and Ten/Fourteen - I'm amazed bc of how much I dislike Ten that I came up with so many different ideas for Luna & Ten

Luna and Twelve - this is mostly because of luna's daddy issues

Luna and Six - I still think its hillarious that I say "oh Luna hates Six" and yet bc he's my favourite I have multiple ideas for him lmao

Luna and Five - Luna's favourite Doctor, with my favourite TARDIS team to squeeze her into

Luna and Eleven - My first Doctor and my favourite, as well as the one that I have the most episode adaptation ideas for!

[joltai-showa]

ugh..... well, "interesting" is one way of putting it. Kishimoto will be throwing so much shit on top of this (very absurd and very stupid) plan just for it to somehow make sense, so prepare for a lot of bullshit being retroactively introduced just so that the guys responsible for this plan do not come off as complete murderhobos/outright batshit crazy.

My favorite part about the introduction of this plan (which is going to be pretty soon, if you're somewhere at the end of the Pain's invasion arc; I'm pretty sure the "United Nations" arc follows right after it) is that the Very Important and (supposedly) Very Smart people after listening to this guy's drivel just kinda take a deep breath and go "well, that's fucking stupid. and crazy. how the hell does any of this make any sense?" and the other guy blinks at them, coughs, and then acts like he didn't hear the question. And the rest of the plot goes on like this plan totally makes sense and please please please please don't think about it too hard, or the narrative would start falling apart.

Oh dear, oh dear. Welp, you're in for a ride, then. I would not say that I am a fan of Nagato myself, but his arc is at least well executed, with other characters and motivations intertwining together to shape his worldviews. The events he goes through and the impact they have on him make sense. I also quite like the fact that Ame orphans' perspective actually explores the other side of the system - Naruto's plot is so absurdly Konoha-centric, and it's a breath of fresh air when we actually get to see what the life is like for smaller nations that do not have the benefit of large setllements with sizeable military to protect them. It's lovely and dandy that we get to see the various struggles and horrors the kids from Konoha go through throught the generations, but ultimately, they are still quite comparatively priviliged in the fact that they get to have Academy rivalries, exams and all that other childhood stuff, even with the wars going on. People like Nagato, Konan and Yahiko have to fight for a piece of bread every single day AND get steamrolled by the Great Nations every few decades as they fight for power and resources. Overall, Nagato's villain arc is pretty good because it makes fucking sense.

Which I can not say about another villain guy. Like, if Nagato's arc is A tier, that guy's barely scrapes by into C tier. The structure of their arcs is very similar, only fucking issue is - Nagato's actions actually follow through on his ideals (the other guy has story moments where he is literally being a murderhobo for the sake of being a murderhobo, because giving reasons for why he was a murderhobo would completely destroy the shitty redemption arc Kishimoto will be pulling for him), his motivations stem from other characters (not the soggy excuse of one for the other guy) and Nagato's level agency in his crimes and their severity is a lot less (in comparison to the other guy which gets written off by fandom as being manipulated by a certain someone, but if you spend 5 fucking seconds thinking about the timeline - nope, the certain someone kicked the bucket wayyy earlier in the lore, so this guy had been at the top of the chain of responsibility for 99% of his murderhoboness, he IS the one who decided that shredding those kids/plucking those eyes/sending those terrorists is the right course of action). So yeah, if you did not like Nagato, prepare to be blown away in the worst way possible. Or don't, if you will buy Kishimoto's pityfest for that guy, because the narrative will be fighting tooth and nail to show what a poow baby boi he is (and please please please don't think about the thousands of dead that became this way due to his actions).

As for the connectivity to the events - I mean, everything that is going to follow will be as the fallout of Pain's attack? So there will be a major impact, in particular to Konoha's actions in relation to the "United Nations". Sorry, I just find it a bit weird, trying to establish the connectivety and the importance of one event after it had just been introduced, with little to no knowledge of how things are going to proceed, maybe I am missing something here

pain why would you think ninja magic nuclear warfare would be the solution to anything. how is that not 999% worse than what's going on already. pain. please

[splishsplashyouropinionistrash]

welcome welcome, it’s been a while.

but we’re back now with tumblr’s favorite show: AFTG Hot Takes, where i spew paragraphs and paragraphs of bullshit instead of working on my WIP.

without any further ado, i am proud to present: every AFTG ship, ranked.

this is your friendly reminder that these are just my opinions. if you like a ship i don’t: great! if you don’t like a ship that i love: also great! i’m always happy to hear people’s thoughts, and i love a good friendly debate, but please remember that i’m 17. i’m not here to argue with you about why your ship is the best. i’m just here to have fun.

these probably aren’t all the ships that are out there, but this is everything i’ve seen so far. if i missed one, let me know!

24. Jean/Riko

this one… ew. ew ew ew. every ship with riko is so ew, i cannot begin to explain, but this one is the worst.

i’ve read too many Nest fics to not gag at this tag, cause it’s never consensual.

23. Kevin/Riko

just no.

moving on.

22. Kevin/Thea

y’all know i hate this ship by now, but for newcomers: it’s predatory and neglectful. very very ick.

21. Andrew/Roland

this one… where to start?

i’ll probably make a full post ab it soon, so for now, let’s just say that it’s very similar to Kevin/Thea. The age gap at the time that things started between them… the morals and legality are murky at best.

20. Andrew/Kevin

i’ve said it once, and i’ll say it again: they. aren’t. good. for. each. other.

Kevin doesn’t respect boundaries. he pushes things. and boundaries are the absolute most important thing for Andrew. they just don’t work.

19. Andrew/Neil/Kevin

i very vehemently despise this ship, for the same reason i hate Andrew/Kevin. i think it’s so important for y’all to remember who these characters are and not just ship them because they all have dicks and are nice to each other sometimes. that turns into mlm fetishization real fuckin quick.

18. Neil/Kevin

this is one that i can almost sort of see. if i hadn’t accidentally spoiled andreil for myself, i would have assumed this was canon during my first read.

but it’s just… i love the fact that they’re friends. i think their friendship can be so amazing, and i love reading fics where they’re that close. i don’t think every friendship in media has to turn romantic.

17. Kevin/Jean/Jeremy

remember what i said about kevandreil? apply it to this one too.

ik it sounds like i just hate poly couples. i don’t. i just hate ships like this, that really wouldn’t be healthy but people put together anyway because oh gay people yay! it feels gross and fetish-y and i am not here for it.

16. Kevin/Jean

this is a ship that i can see happening pre-canon, but i’m not the biggest fan of it simply because there’s no way it could be healthy. they went through a lot together, sure, but traumabonds are notoriously unhealthy.

15. Kevin/Matt

this, again, feels like just putting two characters together because they’re nice to each other occasionally, but really? they aren’t. correct me if i’m wrong, but Matt and Kev only have one canon interaction that i can remember, and it’s literally Matt punching Kev in the face.

Not to mention, Dan and Matt. Dan and Matt! i love them too much to accept this.

14. Kevin/Matt/Aaron

listen. again, i don’t hate poly couples. i really, really don’t. i just…

Matt literally… just doesn’t mesh well with Kev or Aaron. at all? i don’t understand the thought process behind this.

13. Renee/Jean

i don’t… i don’t hate this one. i just don’t like it. i feel like both Renee and Jean have wayyy better ships (not to spoil anything, but they both make top 5 in different ships)

i don’t think they’re awful, per se, i just don’t really see the chemistry.

12. Allison/Seth

this is an unpopular opinion, i know. but i’ve read a few “Seth lives” fics that redeem him, so i can’t hate him. i can’t, you can’t make me.

believe me, i don’t like it either, but i don’t run this city, the rats do.

anyway, it’s not awesome and i like Ally’s other options better, but it could be good! it could be great! i read too much redemption fanfic!

11. Kevin/Jeremy

i’ll be honest, it’s not my favorite to read when Jean is also in a fic, but if we’re talking in general?

i adore. fics where Kev is falling all over himself trying to talk to Jer are my bread. and. fucking. butter. quicksand has destroyed me. absolutely ruined me.

10. Aaron/Katelyn

starting off the top ten with one of my favorite minor characters ever, this ship is up here because i love Kate so much.

i read too much fanfiction, i know, but i just think she’s so cool?

honestly, i really don’t think Aaron deserves her. she’s that cool. i love her so much. that’s my lady. my babygirl. simply adore.

9. Abby/Wymack/Betsy

i like this one, i really do. all the Fox parents together? it’s perfect. i love it. enough said.

8. Kevin/Allison

listen. i’ve said i didn’t get it before, but honestly? i change my mind. i like this one. i like it a lot.

their personalities would mesh so well. they’re both dramatic, they’d be the funniest fucking couple in the world. i like it a lot.

7. Abby/Wymack

it’s a classic. i ship it, you ship it, the Foxes ship it too. we all ship it. they’re made for each other, and that’s all i have to say.

6. Matt/Dan

if you don’t like this one, you’re lying. they are. the definition. of love.

they’re so cute? so cute? i have no words?

your honor, i love them.

top five time!!

5. Nicky/Erik

god, these two.

if you know me at all, you know i have a soft spot for Nicky. i relate to his story so much, and i hate how dirty Nora did him.

but god, these two. they are love. they are perfect.

i have no words. i just love them so much

4. Kevin/Aaron

i love this one. you know i love this one. everyone knows i love this one.

they’re both assholes, and they’re both hurt in different ways, and i love when they heal together. when they help each other and lean on each other and just- ugh.

i like watching them heal, and i like watching them do it together. (plus best friend’s brother anyone?? a classic trope)

3. Renee/Allison

i love them so much. i love them so much.

they balance each other out so well? they’re so perfect for each other?

also, we need more wlw couples in media in general, and especially in this series.

i love them so much.

2. Jean/Jeremy

you know. you know i love this one (thank you Hoax, and thank you gus_47. you have ruined my sleep schedule and i have never been happier)

grumpyxsunshine, guys. healing together. i love when people heal together. i love it

also, round of applause to us in the fandom for creating an incredibly popular ship between two people who literally never interact in canon. we did that. i love that for us.

and now, for #1.

1. Andrew/Neil

they are love. they. are. love.

it’s a classic but it’s perfect, and i love them so much. no i will not elaborate (this time)

well! thank you for reading, start a (friendly) fight with me if you want, and drink some water

hugs and kisses <3

[threehuskiesinatrenchcoat]

Oh gosh it’s been a few days. Ngl I feel kinda bad for not leaving any dead birds, but I‘m working on something a bit bigger rn and it should be done soon, so yay!

I also started reading wayyy too many monster aus and it reminded me of the werewolf au you have for alegraves!!! I fuckin love them so much!!!! Idk if you talked about it anywhere, but how much do instincts affect Phillip (in both human and wolf form)? Does he do the funny teeth check thing? Can he be bribed with dog treats? How protective is he? He can growl, obviously, but can he purr? (I know that’s more a cat thing but many werewolf aus implement it)

I didn’t forget about the transformers au, that crack is what keeps me high rn fr

hi!!! i missed you

don't feel bad, i haven't been on tumblr much myself lately, too busy, but i'm glad to check back in and see you in my inbox haha

oh nice coincedence i've been thinking about that au again recently as well!! i have one ask i answered about it i think, but i haven't talked about it much sooo - he can keep himself in check in his human form, cause, well, it's kind of expected from him to mostly be collected because of his position and responsibilities. but i've drawn a couple things where he's partially shifted with like ears and tail and i had this idea that, since he's very emotional and fidgets a lot in canon, and his face and body language are very expressive... yeah, sometimes he wags his tail when he's excited, okay!! he can't help it if he's not actively focused on not doing that!!! you can't blame him!! - yes, it happened a couple of times when he was looking at ale. he said he was just thinking about something nice. alejandro connected the dots when they got together and he just kept doing that every time he sees him - he flicks his right ear when he's thinking about something really hard. alejandro thinks it's adorable - same with everything else basically. he gets the involuntary spark of interest but can redirect his focus onto something else - alejandro tried to make fun of him by giving him dog treats once and was promptly bitten on the hand. he still kept them as a snack tho. he just won't let alejandro have his moment of being a smartass. listen some of those things like,, biscuits,, those can actually be pretty nice - it's different in wolf form. like, he can still focus on the task at hand, but it's harder if it's not a serious pressing situation. sometimes you just need to be a silly goofy dog for a while to be happy and content with your day. sometimes you just need to go out into the woods with your besties to roll around in grass and chase after bugs. - yeah shadows in their wolf forms do that thing wolves do when they try to lick into your mouth to greet you and be affectionate - i haven't really thought about purring, but you know that thing when dogs yelp and whine and sneeze when they're excited? that. - he tries to restrict wolf sounds to wolf form. unfortunately sometimes when he's caught off guard he fails miserably - he's very protective and loyal, but only to special people. his shadows are his pack, he'd kill and die for them. alejandro, in some sense, has become a part of the pack for him as well, but he's also something else entirely. and what he has going on with shepherd shouldn't be confused with loyalty - you can't put a wolf on a tight leash and expect it to behave forever.

[tsukishimaenthusiast]

Hello, could you do 3rd gym squad having a big fight with their s/o in front of their respective teams ? Thanks in Advance! I love your writing 😇

tsukishima, kuroo, bokuto, and akaashi fighting with their s/o in front of their teams

this ended up being HELLA angsty,,, lowkey pained me to write ngl😔

from high demand, here’s pt.2 for when you finish: pt.2

tsukishima:

even though tsukishima had been avoiding you all day, he ran into you before heading to practice

he was about to walk right past you and go into the gym but you grabbed his arm

“kei, can you least talk to me!?”

he forcefully pulled him arm out of your grip

“no. i’m not in the mood to talk to you right now.”

you threw your hands up in the air, “well what the fuck did i even do?!”

yachi came out of nowhere and began watching you guys argue in distress

you rarely ever raised your voice at tsukishima, mainly because you never had a reason…. but you just couldn’t deal with his childishness today

“you let that idiot from fifth period flirt with you all day! did you not see him ogling at your tits?! god.. and then you went even closer to him. it’s like you were trying to do something.”

“woahhhh there, tsukishima. you shouldn’t say that,” daichi cautioned.

you didn’t know when it had happened, but the rest of karasuno had now been surrounding you guys

you watched sugawara walk up to daichi and whisper, “hey, maybe we shouldn’t interfere.”

“tsukki, don’t say that about y/n!”, yamaguchi blurted

you couldn’t even focus on the team watching because all you could think about what was tsukishima just said

“are you fucking kidding me right now? i can’t believe you just said that to me. fuck you.”

you walked away from tsukki and the team

nishinoya was about to go after you but asahi pulled him back

“oi, are you gonna do something about this?!”, tanaka questioned

“no, let’s just get on with practice,” tsukishima muttered while walking into the gym

kuroo:

you and kuroo have been on edge recently

he’s been spending wayyy too much time on volleyball

like you understand he’s the captain and has duties, but even during his free time, he wouldn’t go out of his way to see you or hang out with you

“y/n, what do you need? you know i start practice soon.”

you folded your arms, “that’s just it! you always have practice. all the time,” you started raising your voice

“i’m literally the fucking captain. i have to be here. you knew what you were getting yourself into when we started dating.”

yaku pulled up to the scene

“yo! what’s going on here?”, he shouted

“not right now, yaku,” kuroo retorted

it’s weird cause, kuroo would never raise his voice at you… but he yelled at yaku

“i know that. but even on your days off, you never see me! ….. it’s like you don’t even care..”

you felt your voice crack during your last sentence

“you know i care, y/n! it’s just-“

“oh it’s just what, tetsuro? do you even want to be with me anymore?”

“don’t think that, y/n!”, blurted lev

“actually. you know what, don’t answer that,” you whispered

taketora looked at you with a hurt expression, then he looked back at kuroo

you didn’t even realize the rest of the team showed up

“y/n….”

kuroo was going to say something but you turned around and started to walk away, pain overflowing your heart

kenma walked up to your equally hurt boyfriend, “kuro.”

“but i-i can’t miss practice today, i-“

coach nekomata walked out to the gym and towards the team

“go speak to her, kuroo.”

kuroo mouthed a “thank you” and quickly ran after you

bokuto:

for the past week, you’ve been trying to get bokuto to focus more on school

“babe, i understand you want to have fun and just play volleyball, but you need to pay more attention to your grades. you’re borderline failing two classes!”

“it doesn’t matter, y/n! i’ve already been scouted… i don’t have to worry about school anymore.”

you sighed. “koutaro, it doesn’t matter if you’ve already been scouted or not. you need to continue applying yourself in class!”

washio put a hand on your shoulder, “y/n, don’t get too heated.”

you looked at him and flashed an annoyed smile, not caring if you seemed rude

“i don’t understand why you’re so invested in this… just let it go,” bokuto exhorted

you scoffed at him, “it’s because i CARE, jerkoff.”

at this point, you were livid that bokuto wasn’t really listening to what you were trying to say

you noticed yukie and kaori were trying to calm you down, too

akaashi quickly spoke up, “bokuto-san, i think y/n is just trying to look out for you.”

when did everyone else even show up?

bokuto looked back at you, “well she doesn’t have to, i can take care of myself.”

some of the first years were shocked… they never heard their senpai say something like that before

konoha tried to make light of the situation by making a joke, “okay bokuto, we all know that isn’t true.”

“whatever,” was all you could say before walking away from the group

bokuto stood there for one minute before realizing what had just happened

the team discussed how he should try to fix things with you before letting him chase after you

akaashi:

“keiji, what’s not clicking?! can’t you see that she constantly talks over me and interrupts me just so she can get your attention?”

you and akaashi has been arguing after school about some girl in your homeroom

“y/n, i think you’re overthinking things,” he tried to reason

“but i’m not! she always subtly touches your arms and shit… and you let her!”

akaashi seems annoyed now

“i can’t even recall things like that happening,” he stated

“yea, cause you’re sooo oblivious to this chick blatantly flirting with you.”

akaashi ran his fingers through his hair and you realized that some of his teammates started surrounding you guys

“you’re acting like a child right now. she’s not flirting with me, okay? end of discussion.”

konoha raises his eyebrows and mutters an “oh shit.”

“did you just dismiss me?”

you were no longer yelling at this point, that’s how everyone knew you were pissed

bokuto reached out towards you “hey, y/n-“

you moved away before he could comfort you

“no, bokuto, don’t touch me right now.”

he seemed hurt by your remark, but at this point, you didn’t even care

“you know what? fine. if you want to let this girl be all over you, so be it.”

akaashi let out a sigh. “baby, c’mon. you know it’s not-“

you left before he could finish his sentence

bokuto started speaking up, “akaashi, i think you should talk to y/n.”

kaori: “yea.. in a way where you guys listen to what each other has to say.”

akaashi put his head down.

“no… i think we need some time to recollect our thoughts.”

he left his team stunned by his response as he began to walk away, too

[neowinestainedress]

no pls I wanna kiss YOUR brain, turnng it into a series would be absolutely amazing!!! and fr, you will do so well I just know it!!!

yes pls oh lord, I didn't think of that but now that you said it, haechan introducing jaemin to oc will indeed cause us so much pain.

imagine being unknowingly the reason why your partner finds somebody that treats them better and will probably leave you for them

the way you framed this sentence already has me biting my fist 😭😭😭

fr I envisioned jaemin as literally perfect (I mean ik we all have flaws but c'mon it's jaemin we're talking about). and fr, as a sunflower I really need to write him a formal apology for always painting him as the bad guy 😩🥹

oh I really didn't add any deets about hyucks ex jsjsjs but in my dream she was literally the kindest person ever. like she's actually, genuinely nice and like you said, that puts oc in like a very weird spot bc she can see why hyuck fell for her and all that, but a part of her (,which is human, I'm sorry is like so fucking envious). but then she can't even wish anything bad for her bc hyucks ex is actually nice 😭😭 I also pictured a scene where oc is crying and venting to jaem ab hyucks ex and she goes, "I wanna hate her, I really do, but doing that only makes me hate myself more" or something like that idk I'm bad w words.

also, I don't want haechan to be a bad person in this fic as well ( I mean I do but not with the others) I was hoping for like him being portrayed as actually a very nice guy, like YK even when he was dating his ex, he was the best boyf ever but then when it comes to oc, it just isnt the same idk. he tries (or maybe he doesn't) but like it doesn't work.

and jaem and oc being compatible is pls 🤞🏻 the most crazy thing ever. bc like she's in love with his friend and what not aaaaaa my heart already hurts.

I guess cheating is allowed, right? or do you want it to be like haechan and oc break up but he’s still jealous and wants her back but on the other side there’s jaemin and she’s stuck (so jealousy, sex, and all that)

oh my dear god. option two pls. if hyuck and oc have sex it's all good bc I mean they're dating but if jaem and oc (or even hyuck and his ex) have sex, pls I want them to break up beforehand, I'll literally d word if either of them cheat 😭😭😭 like YK I mean idk you can write it the way YOU want but I was thinking hyuck and oc break up and then she sleeps with Jaemin and that for some reason makes hyuck real mad like hejsjs I want him to hurt oc with his words then (I'm sorry) like YK "ofcourse you went ahead and slept with him, you were waiting for us to break up" or sumn like that. bonus points if Nana defends oc and they get into a lil fight djjsjsjsjs

now that I've said wayyyy too much, I'd like to say that at the end of the day, it's really upto YOU, you can write it however you want and I know I'll be grateful either wayyy aaaaaaa.

+ this is the first time I've sent such a long message to any one so I apologize if the paragraph breaks are weird.

YK WHAT I ACTUALLY LOVE BUBBLES ANON NOW SO YOU CAN JUST TAG ME THAT WAY ☺️💌✋🏻🌻 ALSO HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AHEAD BYEEEEE

-bubbles anon

hi again! so i was writing down the outlines for the story and i came up with something:

what if haechan and oc were childhood best friends and she always had a crush on him but he never liked her like that, so obviously he dates other people but they are all silly flings until he meets his ex that is literally perfect and nice and that’s why oc is so jealous of her / can’t stand her, 1) hyuck doesn't love her and 2) she can't find a reason to hate her. but then hyuck and his ex break up (we need to come up with a good reason for this break-up it's going to be hard) and as always oc is the one lifting him up, always by his side and she's confident about making him fall for her (kind of if i get my way vibes). so one thing leads to another and they start dating. but as you said in the first anon it's like a rebound for him like he feels good with oc because she has always been his best friend and they truly get along but he's not sure that what he feels is love. i think it can be nice because jaemin could also try to open her eyes by saying that haechan is not the same he was when they were young and she needs to let go of this image of him she has in her eyes. AND them being best friends before being partners makes it even more painful because not only she's terrified of losing a lover BUT also her dearest friend. obviously this will be implied (maybe there will be some flashbacks) and the story will start with them already in a relationship.

anyway, their relationship has been going on for a year / a year and a half when haechan makes oc and jaemin meet. AND i was thinking that jaemin and hyuck have known each other for quite some time but lived in different cities (e.g.: jaemin had to move and now he's back). option one: if i make it a college!au jaemin could've changed university in his second year and now he and haechan are roommates. so imagine the DRAMA when haechan and oc break up but she keeps seeing jaemin so she’s always at their place and hyuck has to watch jaemin treat her better and all the romantic things going on. maybe the first time jaemin and oc have sex he overhears them but he doesn’t think it’s her and then boom in the morning she’s in the kitchen WEARING JAEMIN’S SHIRT and he loses his mind (like you said and even hurts her with words) option two: if it's not a college!au haechan offers (double stabbing himself in the back) jaemin to be his flatmate so they can split the bills, spend time together and so on. and then the rest is the same as option 1, same pain, same tears. probably this would be more interesting because since they would share a house jaemin would also see their domestic dynamics, idk maybe she acts as if their living together and provides even for his place but haechan doesn't do the same for her and jaemin would get mad ever for that, idk

also, wanted to ask if you minded if i gave oc a name and some physical characteristics (since i think of setting it in korea she'll be korean i guess) or do you want me to write it nameless like in the new stories i’m posting?

and jaem and oc being compatible is pls 🤞🏻 the most crazy thing ever. bc like she's in love with his friend and what not aaaaaa my heart already hurts.

NO BUT imagine that she likes something and she asks hyuck to do it with her, let's say an art gallery, but he finds art boring so he tells her to go alone and then HIII jaemin's right there, going with her. i think it would be even better if he also doesn't like art that much but he'll still go for her like screaming, crying 😭

I'll literally d word if either of them cheat 😭😭😭 like YK I mean idk you can write it the way YOU want

NO NO I'M FINE WITH THEM NOT CHEATING I HATE CHEATING but some people don't mind it so i was asking if you wanted that for extra pain or if it was a big no, happy we want the same thing 😌

bonus points if Nana defends oc and they get into a lil fight djjsjsjsjs

YES!!

+ this is the first time I've sent such a long message to any one so I apologize if the paragraph breaks are weird

no dw nothing weird about it!! (also i'm the first one that after more than a year here still doesn't know how to use tumblr so i won't judge)

YK WHAT I ACTUALLY LOVE BUBBLES ANON NOW SO YOU CAN JUST TAG ME THAT WAY ☺️💌✋🏻🌻 ALSO HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AHEAD BYEEEEE

perfect, i'm happy you like it! i'll keep that then ♡🌺 HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT TOO

[wssebastian]

well , well , well . . . would you look at what the cat dragged in ! ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)  umm quick story i was here a v short time before with the always lovely oh haeil c: i loved him sm but i’m sure no one even remembers him atp HAHA anywho life got wayyy too crazy but i’m in a much better place now !! so i’d like to reintroduce myself - i’m jada and it’s very nice to meet you all !! i’m coming to you with a muuuch different muse, sebastian kang , meta’s walking , drumming . . . trainwreck ! despite him being a p messy muse , i put a lot of time into him so i hope u enjoy !! i have some lovely friends here and i’m so excited to be back, so pls like this if you’d like to plot !! otherwiiiise here’s my profile , plots page, bio , and below you can find trivia !! pheeew lot of words so sorry but let’s get to it !!

background !!

just a general note i did a lot of freewriting for him before creating him officially, so some of that will be copied from the free write <33 i’m saying this bc if you see something written overly casual / conversational ,,, you’ll know why besties lol

born in auckland, new zealand, into an older family who had no kids. both his parents were engineers who didn’t feel they had time for kids, couldn’t get pregnant so kinda gave up ? until v late into their careers when they v shockingly got pregnant, mom was a whole 45 when sebastian was born and dad was a whole 50 !!!

he was seen as a legitimate miracle baby, his parents thought he was a precious child who couldn’t be harmed by society ! which i get but like .... ok they took it too far lol. it wasn’t even that bad until one day sebastian thought it’d be a great idea to chase a fucking balloon into the bird exhibit at the zoo, got lost on his way there, and boy his parents FLIPPED

his mom especially paaanicked, he was lost for hours bc he hid & they thought they’d loss their precious son forever. she literally took him and never has really been the same since, vowed since that day she would homeschool and well … she did !

so sebastian was raised homeschooled & pretty isolated which is … eh. like if a kid would talk to baby him they’d lowkey be like “wtf are u talking about??” bc he was constantly between talking like a kid tv show character and a boomer because tbh those were his only influences growing up

sidenote to all my homeschooled gang pls i know all our parents were not like this LMAO i am aware as i was homeschooled for a while however the kangs are a ... special case

sebastian’s dad only has partial hearing in his left ear , so he grew up bilingual in english & new zealand sign language as it’s how he primarily communicates when at home w his father. his first exposure to music was actually through him tho, as his dad and mom both loved funk rock of the 70′s & 80′s. his dad would always say that he loved despite being hard of hearing, he loved he could still feel  the instruments in his chest and that really stuck w sebastian from then on !!

his parents felt kinda bad for not having him in school tho so they did let him try out all different types of lessons, so growing up picked up hobbies such as gardening, baking, origami, etc. but the main ones that stuck were writing and drum lessons ! fun fact his parents only let him play drums once thinking it wouldn’t stick but kinda hated it did, from then on he begged and begged for a chance to play and they kinda just looked at him LMAO. yeahhh it took him a whole year but he finally got his first drum set and was hooked !! named his drum set mila after his celebrity crush mila kunis omg ....

anywho time skip he felt really detatched from korean culture, spoke baaaare minimum korean only to like, wish his grandma happy chuseok. so at around 16 he started gaining an interest in his culture ?? and around the same time he got into online video games bc well ... it made him feel like he had friends ? u know how this story goes, meta meets and decides to meet in person !!

but well before flying out to korea him & his parents had a huuuge fight. they were against the idea of him going out on his own, but he was an adult now so he was v stubborn !! they had a huge falling out and it caused a v uncomfy rift for a vlong time they’re just recently getting over 

also funny story - the whole time sebastian was playing video games w meta online he felt pressured to be some mysterious foreigner even tho literally no one asked ?? but the second they met in person he was socially awkward 2000x and it was pretty obvious he was fronting ?? long story short meta saw through his shit p easily and it took a loooong glow up process for him to actually be charismatic , like he is now !

personality

ok phew. onto the fun stuff !! now sebastian has quite literally did a complete 180 compared to his younger self.  he often jokes that he was a born charmer who was raised by the wrong family. bc the second he was out of his parent’s grasp he flourished socially. 

nowadays his korean i would say is upper advanced. from the time he started meeting meta online to around 2018 he went SUPER hard trying to learn, and obv he learns by speaking it everyday. but after that he kind of took a more casual learning approach? he can convey most everything he wants to say but if it’s something that’s a little deeper sometimes it takes him a second to rearrange the sentence in his head and it really frustrates him. if u tell him a korean metaphor or like bigger word not used in common convo he might just kinda . . . blink at u HAHA

looooves meta. no,  i mean he looooooves meta. he feels so incredibly lucky to be in a band as he NEVER would’ve thought it was possible, they were honestly his first real friends so being able to make a career out of making good music w them ?? he’s honestly still in amazement today.

idk what was in that hongdae air but those first years in meta made him have a whole vibe switch ?? he let his hair grow out, took a lot of inspiration from hongdae street styles, and had a looot of practice talking to pretty people in clubs. he also got his first tattoos ! he felt like he had to play catch up on all those years he was just cooped up at home, so quite literally went c r a z y w the partying after a while.

i’m ngl he probably has a very real fear he got some random girl pregnant in seoul and she’s just waiting on meta to get bigger before dropping the news LMAOAOAO

the funny thing is basically since he arrived he’s been branded the “sexy foreigner” or something LMAO, and it’s p laughable to the rest of his members when they know how he used to be. like he’s charming now yes but there’s no denying he was iiincredibly awk to start off with. visibly cringes if they mention any old blackmail

ok but here’s where he gets a little messier. over the past few years fame has really been getting to his head ? meta isn’t even as big as some groups but truthfully sebastian already thinks he’s the shit and will say it out loud too ?? too many pretty people told him he was pretty too, now he’s honestly cocky and is starting to develop the mindset he “deserves” his lifestyle bc of his fame ?? yo meta PLSSSS actively humble tf out of this man !! he really needs it bc it’s just getting progressively worse

also alongside this, bc he’s in a band and not a traditional idol group he’s kinda developed this superiority complex ?? feels meta is “real music” or whatever so he can sometimes come off as a bit pretentious to traditional idols, esp the younger ones ?? though the more time he spends in wishbone the less he feels this is true, he’s slowly gaining respect after learning how brutal training is

ok but that brings me to ladybug. maaaan he loves ladybug. in fact when it comes to girls he is v much so the likes powerful woman who look like they can step on him vibe ?? lowkey a milf stan too ?? LMAO pls forgive me i’m just the messenger ok. all i’m trying to say is sebastian talks a lot of shit but somehow knows every line of ddd .... hmmm ??

ok i didn’t know where else to put this but people call him both sebastian and ian ?? you’ll prob mainly see me use sebastian for writing purposes, but irl the usage is 50 / 50 ? his parents & long-term friends mainly call him sebastian, tho his newer friends or the ones who just like ian call him ian ?? do what u want he has no preference !

u know i’m really grateful for jaewon being his fc because they literally take photos the EXACT same way ?? like his stans probably are on twt begging for just one normal photo bc everything he posts looks like this, this, this, or this LMAO ?? what can he say he likes a good blurry aesthetic !!

( smoking, drug & drinking tw ) he’s a drinker & smoker, as well as stamped off a v wide range of substances ? he wouldn’t say he has an addiction to anything but nicotine though. he started off with regular cigarettes but has ben transitioning to vaping recently. wishes he could at least smoke less but at this time doesn’t have much hope to do so

bc he didn't grow up in korea age heirarchy doesn’t really make sense to him ? he feels respect has to be earned, which can sometime create some drama ?? he’s not too afraid to challenge older ideas if he disagrees, but on that same token if they’ve done something impressive he has no problem giving respect to younger people ?

his concept isn’t too far off from his real persona ?? except in the public his flirty side is less nsfw player, more attainable charmer ?? despite not having a lot of action on stages, when interacting w fans he has a lot of fun teasing them within reason and has that whole “i’m your idol boyfriend” thing going on ?? frequently “marries” fans and likes to make them shy ! probably has had to be told to tone it down LMAO

on that note he also loves variety bc he loves to let people see a side of him they couldn’t through music, has no problem speaking up for quieter members if they don’t wanna talk ?? the kind of member to put the group tea on BLAST tho LMAO, think the whole seventeen insomnia-zero episode ???? like sir SHUT UP UR GONNA GET US FIRED

because he craves affection he’s constantly flirting and in situationships / hookup culture, but bc he’s a free spirit rn he doesn’t wanna be tied down ?? so u get ... a v flirty man who will give u everythig u need physically but will RUN at the sign of commitment

loooves the drums omg he’s on a whole different level on stage. uhh he can’t stop breaking drum sticks tho LMAO ! anyways his personal drum set is still named mila, except the one in korea is called mila 2.0 ? y’all i know he’s embarrassing let’s not ... anyways despite usually being in the back he has a lot of fun w his facial expressions, occasional solos, and just rocking w the songs bc he honestly loves their discography ?? is this me projecting the inner day6 stan in me listening to wanna go back as we speak ?? .....

music-wise, still v into funk rock ! but nowadays he prefers actually listening to hip hop & experimental pop ? but he’s still v much a fan of rock in general, and it’s his favorite kind of music to actually perform

career-wise, he’s pretty satisfied rn ! he honestly preferred the early days bc it was all so new and he had more freedom. but he can’t help but acknowledge how good of a deal they got, maintaining creative freedom while gaining financial security ?? he really loves songwriting, so hopes to do that even more, as well as mcing in the future !!

i think that’s all !! this is so much i know but i doubt i’m finished i’ll probably still add more LOLL. if u got this far tho seriously you’re an angel i’m so impressed thank u for listening to my rambling and giving sebastian a fair chance <33

[vidalinav]

I have this little headcanon that at some point they try to learn more about eachothers culture cause i refuse to believe humans didnt have celebrations, foods, clothing, traditions, LANGUAGES, or at least things that werent directly related to their colective trauma around the fae. And i also refuse to believe that illyrians are just some bunch of brutes and cruel people

I’ve actually written a headcanon about this before at least in terms of language for Illyrians, and food, and what not. But I LOVE the idea of Nesta having a culture, though maybe not one she realizes that she has. I personally come from an Americanized, mixed ethnic background, so I grew up feeling like I didn’t have one myself. But, you know everyone has certain traditions that they do, food they make, holidays they celebrate. Even if it’s not necessarily based on race or ethnicity. So Illyrians have culture, fae have culture, humans have culture. 

I would LOVE that at the same time Nesta wants to learn Cassian’s culture and language, because she does, Cassian wants to know what it means to be a human across the fallen wall. And so do Gwyn and Emerie, because humans to them and to the fae are so fascinating. I have a headcanon that Nesta knows four languages, the four most spoken through the human territory and it surprises them when she tells them, and they love to have her teach them words or just to say them because they think the languages are so beautiful or just plain odd. Nesta always scrunches her nose about it, because she doesn’t really like speaking them and she only learned them because her mother was trying to sell her off so to speak. It’s socially advantageous to know more than one language. But she gets more comfortable speaking them, or teaching them, and gets more proud about knowing all of them along with the fae languages she starts learning. 

I also like this idea that there are holidays in the human world that are very similar to holidays in the fae world... because... well that’s how territory expansions and globalization work in some respect. So, Gwyn, Em, and Cassian will compare holidays with her, and usually it ends up being them mixing all of these traditional things together. My most favorite to think of is Halloween, because it’s my favorite holiday and time of the year, and I SWEAR I will write a fic in the fall about this. But, I love the idea that in Prythrian, they obvi have the autumn equinox, which I imagine is a lot of apple picking, and cauldron boiling, and general fall/ harvesting/fair type of things. Scaraborough Fair type stuff. But I like imagining that it’s more magical to tie in with this Samhain type of vibe. Maybe like the fall version of Calanmai, where it’s to bless the harvest or stave off the winter. Something like that. To keep magic flowing through the land. In the human world though, I LOVE to imagine that it gets more halloweenish--like costumes and lore and superstition, because humans live across a wall of fae who could potentially harm them if the wall ever fell. I love to take this idea of wearing costumes to ward away ghosts (and demons, witches, etc), blending with them even in their masks, and that maybe the humans are superstitious and believe that on this specific day, the day that is the same day that fae celebrate their fall holiday, the fae are free to roam, so they have to protect themselves. So this is where costumes come in and this is wear pumpkin carving comes in too--to ward off evil spirits, and to the humans, anything fae-ish. So, Nesta brings pumpkin carving (or gourd carving) to Velaris, because she personally loves this part. She manages to find like the largest pumpkins known to man, so that she can carve them with her friends. But someone in the market asks her what she’s doing with them, what does she need pumpkins and candles for, and she’s like oh I’m carving them and I’m going to put them outside, and they’re like why would you do that? And she’s like to stave away evil spirits. LOL and they take her word VERY seriously, because she’s the witch in the mountain, the one blessed by the mother, they’re like HELL NO, we’re doing that too. And so Nesta accidentally starts a tradition that’s originally human which gets integrated into fae culture. The entirety of Velaris is filled with pumpkins and any manner of gourd that are carved with various “scary” faces and lit up in the night to ward off spirits that Nesta doesn’t tell them are suppose to be the fae. She thinks it’s too late by the time she realizes what has happened, and possibly offensive.

Gwyn ends up carving a unicorn into hers. She spends wayyy too much time on it. Emerie makes a smiling face instead. Nesta tries to make a scary face but it ends up just looking more grumpy than anything. Cassian says she should gift that one to him, because he wants to keep it. It reminds him of her, he says and she throws pumpkin guts at him for that. 

It ends up actually being a part two because Feyre doesn’t really remember this tradition, and she does want to spend time with Nesta and realizes that perhaps she doesn’t know much about humans after all since she was separated from all of this for most of her childhood. So she once again buys a huge pumpkin but instead this is a size that you can get in. They carve it together. And they also buy a mini pumpkin for Nyx. He mostly just tries to eat the pumpkin guts.