#I respect the hustle honestly

[xnewtiebooty]

Newt is openly SO thirsty in this deleted scene jfc

He wants to climb him like a tree 💀

Also I cackled at him walking away with Thomas like "This is mine now 😊"

[yalster54]

i feel like homegirl is living with betsy for a reason

[zombie-bait]

This is exactly the man I picture when I think of the phrase "old man yaoi"

[macaronitrash]

HELLO????

[funeralcity]

lol a guy on the street tried really hard to pick me up tonight

[mollyrolls]

guess what i was writing during class today 🙂

[obessivedork]

I've only just met him but I get why FO4 Tumblr's so obsessed with Nick Valentine. Hell yeah my dude!!! Blease help me find my son Sir

[theperksofbeingstupid]

rainy.... are u in tumblr jail again or are these preemptive measures... @cloudy-day-wizard

[flatstarcarcosa]

"that's great reese, now what is The Old Guy's name"

we're not here to talk about that-

[mydemonsyourangels]

boeing is working overtime. he's got his mits all over top and then pops on over to mew's place to plant one on him. what's next huh? oh hey you know who i haven't seen in a while...sand

[maxgovroom]

love that all the drivers are already flying in to singapore and max is in budapest for some reason and he’s gonna land in singapore like half an hour before the first press conference this man doesn’t know what jet lag is

[priestessoffurina]

NOT HU TAO GIVING A FUNARAL COUPON AS ONE OF THE POETRY GALA PRIZES

[lesbicastagna]

last night i hung out with a couple of ex classmates and one told us that one of our old professors took a class on holiday in greece for their graduation. they went by ferry obv and apparently this ferry was huge and had a christian(?) chapel on it. long story short a bunch of her students got caught having an orgy in said chapel.

[vampirecatprince]

*sees art of the HH characters not in VP's art style*

OH OKAY- I see some of the appeal is now...

[sharkieboi]

i just had the most Autistic-to-Autistic conversation with my car repair person - he gave me the full How It’s Made about what part he was repairing and exactly what was wrong with my car I gave him the “tell me exactly what is being done and how long it will take okay thank you very much i will meet you at the specified time”

[bunnys-kisses]

retired!price never thought that he'd ever become father. it honestly was only a passing glance throughout most of his life. like if he saw a kid at the grocery store or a colleague had a child. but, that all changed when you met him. there was something about you that got him going. he thought he had too much respect for women, but he felt almost chauvinistic towards you. you were younger, smaller, frailer. you should be at home cooking him dinner and putting the kids to bed instead of working the dreadful customer service job you were at. wouldn't life be better?

think about it, it's okay love. price would take care of everything. anything his angel needed, she got. that included a pretty ring and a round middle full of price brats. when price left where you work with purchases in hand, there was more than one occasion where he'd go back to his car and pleasure himself in the driver's seat. his car parked in the furthest part of the parking lot. alone with his thoughts of you. one baby on your hip and the other in your womb, price coming home to the scent of a warm-cooked meals. nights spent battering your poor soft, spongy womb, keeping it nice and full. you'd be in such contrast with your gruff husband. he stood so much taller than you, he could bruise you with ease. but he only wanted to love you, to feel you take him every night. to see you raise his children. he aiming for a minimum of three, close together in age. he was already looking at places that would be perfect. away from the hustle and bustle of london and somewhere quiet, where his wife would live a comfortable life. in his mind he always thought you were a virgin, pure for him to take apart and make to his liking. you'd be the perfect mrs. price, a phrase that went through his head as he came all over his hand. pearly cum even stained his blue jeans.

doesn't the life that price laid out for you feel perfect? a loving husband, kids, a big piece of land. you weren't going anywhere with this job, wouldn't it be more fulfilling to be married to price? he was retired and would raise your children alongside you. you'd be perfect for him. he wished that you'd see what he saw. something nicer for such a lovely woman.

it took a lot of courage for him to ask you out. it was the first time he felt nervous in a while. you simply giggled, a voice delicate like glass, you broke his head, "oh, sorry sir. i already have a boyfriend!" price just smiled and nodded, he wasn't going to cause a scene. he took his purchases and wished you a great day. but it was hard to pull the man that price was prior to retirement. the man needed a mission like a bloodhound needed prey.

oh, you had a boyfriend. what was his name? where did he live? what did he do for work? when price got his answers he didn't think your boyfriend was good enough. you needed a man, not a little boy who still used his old university i.d. to get discounts. he wasn't going to provide for you. he was weak. so why don't you take out your phone and text him goodbye because price always joked to his former team that he could fit a body in the trunk of his car. while he'd laugh it off, that and the neatly winded rope tucked in the corner were there for a reason.

please, his angel. come with him, he'll always keep you safe.

xoxo, bunny