#shhh sharkie

[sharkieboi]

THIS SEASON’S COVER IMAGE IS SAM AS A CARD MAGICIAN

THIS HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED ON BEFORE THE FINALE

HES BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[general-kalani]

"Perfect. Just as it should be for my wonderful, wonderful brother."

"BOSHAW YOU MOTHERFUCKER C'MERE!"

[sharkorok]

“did you drink water?” (enha)

or where enhypen reacts to their idol!s/o passing out

cw/genre: fainting, mostly fluff but reader is hard on themself

requested: yassss :D

a/n: why does it feel like a year since I last posted lolol srry but papa sharkie’s home now

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heeseung

-ok so it happened at a music festival you both were attending, n after his performances were done he decided to visit you !!

-you looked pale and he was worried but he understood how both of your careers work, until you missed a step and fell down, slumping on the floor

-he had to fight every single nerve in his body, he wanted to run to you and check on you, he was so nervous :(

-the second you were backstage and no cameras were around he was all over you, he got you water and some snacks from food vendors, laying you down and playing with your hair while some medical staff made sure you’re alright

-kisses you all over and takes ur phone so you can’t look at twitter so you don’t see any posts being mean or u get embarrassed

-he’s so so so comforting and he refuses to leave ur side until staff pries him off

-expect him to visit your hotel and hold you until you fall asleep, esp if u were nauseous !

-ur members gush that he stayed with u the whole night until his manager found him

jay

-awards show rehearsals and stage prep, groups were mingling around the venue, while your’s was getting their mics checked and stuff

-you want to put your full effort in, even if it was just rehearsals and mic checks, especially to impress ur boyfie lol <3

-but you served too hard and you stumbled, falling over as your members rushed to catch you, Jay practically jumping from where he was sitting

-he runs backstage and he’s taking care of u, chilled water bottle and a cold towel around your neck, making sure staff is checking on you and asking every few seconds about what happened exactly

-and if u try to say something? “shhh baby, don’t talk right now.”

-gets so >:[ if you even try to suggest you continuing to perform!

-“jay, I feel better, I can take a ten minute stage.” “nuh-uh.” and ur just like omfg this boy

-so begrudgingly you stay behind during the live performance, and jay promises you that you didn’t let anyone down, your health is the top priority

jake

-nearly exposes your relationship with his reaction (I’m gonna be honest I’m out of scenarios so sorry)

-he practically jumps out of his seat the second you collapse on stage, jay grabbing his wrist and gesturing towards the cameras focused on them

-“I can’t just not see them!” “I know, but staff will take care of y/n. Let’s just wait for attendees to leave.” jay reassured, but jake still wasn’t happy

-he was gripping the seats trying not to run to you immediately

-and the second he can see you again?? he makes sure to ask staff what he can do to help you, and if you’re alright and he’s constantly kissing the back of your hand

-“no baby, don’t get up just yet, wait until we get the clear from staff ok?”

-you’re so EMBARRASSED!! so ur like hiding in his shoulder, trying not to cry

-he’s hyping you up tho and trying to bring some light to the situation like, “wow you performed so well that even ur own body couldn’t handle it babe”

-sneaks into ur company van so he can make sure ur okay on the way home LMAO

sunghoon

-there’s a fancam out there of his reaction to you fainting on stage where you can clearly see him saying “oh shit”

-nervously looking at his members w an evident side eye as if he’s asking if he should pull a k drama moment and run up there to hold you or if he should keep his job

-so so so nervous that it might be something more serious, or you could’ve fallen in a way that got you a head injury, or maybe it just so embarrassed that you’ll faint again once u wake up who knows

-my king of overthinking

-but doesn’t want to worry you or make it a big deal because he understands how that can make someone feel worse LMAO

-“omg y/n you fainted?? I didn’t even notice ong you’re so professional babe 😍😍”

-doesn’t really know how to help you so he’s awkwardly standing around staff while offering the occasional “whooo you can do it y/n!!” tryna be supportive 💀

-once ur better he feels more comfortable taking you out for some comfort food and supplies a ton of kisses

sunoo

-ok this has been on my mind the entire time while I was writing this but he’d def argue w people online if “lazy” or “unprofessional” accusations started popping up

-he probably already has a fan acc he uses to stalk posts pertaining him or you, n he’s pressed when he sees a tabloid accusing you of being lazy

-you come home after a quick check up to see him furiously typing on the couch b4 he looks up to you and gets all smiley again

-so so so supportive and also distracts you from the situation so you don’t have to think about it :>

-“shhh don’t look at Twitter let’s just watch this cute little show together ok? :)”

-keeps an extra close eye on ur Twitter feed for the next few days

-and an even closer eye on ur health! switches out any dietary supplements u take for multivitamins n fights w staff if they try to continue a restrictive diet on you

-ensures you’ll never faint again to the best of his ability

jungwon

-literally the second u woke up it was “did you drink enough water today??”

-you thought u died and ascended to heaven and you were looking at an angel but it was just jungwon worriedly staring at you

-doesn’t want to seem immature by hounding staff to ask questions, but truthfully, he wants to grab them by the shoulders and freak out

-but he wants to be strong for u!! and so he grabs you the best water bottle, some snacks for your blood sugar, and a fan in order to help you recover

-is so comforting about it, reassures you that this is going to happen to basically every idol, he’s so sweet I’m going to cry.

-sends a bouquet to the dorms later on with a “hope you feel better!” card T^T

niki

-he’s so worried about you but he could tell with the recent dating rumors between you two he has to stay as calm as possible, in case fans were trying to film his reaction

-another idol tried to invite him to the after party but he’s nowhere to be found, practically sprinting backstage to check on you

-“babe omg u literally fell for me…” <- the first thing he says upon seeing you -_- lolol

-doesn’t really know how to act in front of management and staff, so once you two are in a more private space he’s all over you

-checking your temp, elevating your head, googling how to help someone recovery from fainting LMAO

-“trust I’ll report every single fancam I see” <- him if u say ur embarrassed about passing out on stage

-sweet boy flies off of the couch you’re laying on the second ur manager comes in tho lol, expect him to visit later tonight to properly make sure ur ok! <3

[tokillamockingbird427]

I have the most random headcanon for you

Kicks father used to be very good friends with Rorke, and when he died, he made Rorke promise to look after his kid.

Some facts about Kicks father

His name is Ezekiel James (Sidenote: Kicks name is Kaleb, Kaleb James)

He and Rorke meet in basic training and bonded over having Bible thumping parents and very religious names

He was a redhead (like father like son)

His callsing was Sharkey (long story short he bit someone during dive training)

He had a wife named Sally

He had a tendency for performing Jack Sparrowesc stunts (and getting away with them)

He was a Sergeant Major when he died

Everyone who knew them knew that when Rorke was telling horrible joke in the mess, it meant Sharkey was about to do something stupid

He was Rorkes gay awakening

(Another sidenote: Kick looks exactly like his dad to the point that Rorke has a very hard time looking him straight on) (because of this, Rorke also unconsciously favours Kick (as apposed to Keegan, who he consciously favours) and even as a brain washed fed Soldier, he struggles with the idea of having to hurt/kill Kick (and Keegan))

Sharkey was a very good dad. He would often bring Kick on to base just to show him around and make sure he was familiar with the other soldiers he worked with in case something happened

He was a teen parent

He was two years older than Rorke

He died after being shot in the head by another friend of his who defected

He bleed out in Rorkes arms

Aside from the previously mentioned promise, Sharkey also emitted "If I was single and you were a girl, I woulda married you in a heartbeat"

(One last side note for the ✨️plot✨️, Rorke was a lieutenant at the time and got promoted to Captain after tracking down and killing the guy who killed Sharkey) (I have absolutely no idea I revenge is something you can be promoted for)

He took a surprisingly long side to die from a massive head wound

Just not long enough for medics to reach him

He's from Tucson, Arizona

That's all for now, might be back later with more about him

Rorke never catches a break, why all his ex boyfriends DEAD? (Ignore Elias being his fault, shhh...)

Sharky being Rorke's gay awakening sjcnsjdnjsd

Sharky has the vibes of them kids you see in a Walmart yanking on the end of the child leash their neglectful parents strapped them into. This is a good thing given he's a grown man because it just means he's chaotic.

Sharky also admitted "If I was single and you were a girl, I woulda married you in a heartbeat" That's gay Sharky

Is Rorke Kick's stepdad..? In spirit if not legally. Lmao

[best-chaotic-neutral]

I wrote a fanfic of my Deputy and Sharky, and it’s kinda long but I hope y’all enjoy it

It had been about two years since Deputy Ryder Reid freed Hope County from the iron grip of the Edens Gate cult. Since then he had settled in the Henbane River region with his boyfriend Sharky as they helped to rebuild Hope County from the destruction that Eden's Gate had caused. One morning, he rose later than usual and walked into the kitchen. There he saw Sharky cooking breakfast, still dressed in pajamas and shaking his hips to his beloved disco playlist as he cooked. Sharky looked over at Ryder, “mornin’ babe! The early bird may get the worm but you know what the late bird gets? Extra bacon with his pancakes!” he said as he set a plate of food down on the table.

Ryder laughed and sat down, Sharky was usually a very bubbly and joyful man but something had him extra cheerful today. He couldn't quite put his finger on it though, he would have to wait and find out. Shaky sat next to him and poured him a drink, “and a nice tall glass of the finest chocolate milk, I know you love your chocolate” he giggled. Ryder took a sip and smiled, “oh man, this is some great stuff. Thanks for making breakfast love”. Sharky blushed and looked away, “aw heck, it’s nothin’, I can’t let you have all the fun when it comes to cooking” he replied. After the two ate their breakfast and cleaned up it was time to shed their pajamas for some more respectable public clothes. While Sharky always kept it simple, old jeans and a green sweater, Ryder preferred to dress for the season, and the cold October wind blowing through the county meant that it was old flannel shirt season. “So what’s on the agenda for today love?” Ryder asked. “Well, today I have a little somethin’ planned for us. We’re going to Nick’s place for a pumpkin carving contest. All our buddies are going to be there, even Jess” Sharky replied excitedly. Ryder snorted, “even Jess huh? I’m surprised, she normally likes her solitude. I’ll be happy to see her though''.

Before they knew it the two men were already at their destination. They hopped out of the car and headed over to the house where Nick had a big pile of pumpkins ready for carving. “Sharky! Ryder! So happy to see y’all!” Nick said as he pulled them in for a hug. Sure enough, all of the couple’s friends were there. After some friendly mingling, it was time for the main event.

Everyone was handed a knife and they began to carve away at the festive squashes. Not so much as a minute after Ryder had cut the top off his pumpkin a cry rang out from across the table, it was Hurk. Judging from the blood coming from his hand he must’ve cut himself pretty good with his knife. “Owie owie owww!” Hurk cried. Ryder grabbed a rag and pressed it firmly against the wound and Nick came rushing out of the house with gauze and bandages, “you’re gonna be ok Hurk, I’ve got you” he said as he began to wrap his friends hand in a bandage.

“Owie owie owww!” Hurk cried as he squirmed. “Hey now, hold still Hurk” Nick said as Hurk continued to squirm in pain. Ryder took Hurks other hand and rubbed his back. “Shhh, it will be alright Hurkie, the wound didn’t look too bad. Just let Nick bandage it and you’ll be alright” he said softly. Hurk seemed to take his advice and eventually stopped squirming and Nick finished bandaging his hand. Ryder turned back to his pumpkin and began to scoop out the guts when he noticed something shiny and silver in the pumpkin.

Out of curiosity he picked it up and examined it, and that’s when he heard a thump and an uncomfortable groan from Sharky. Ryder turned to see what the matter was when he saw Sharky down on one knee, and then it hit him. The silver thing he had yet to inspect was a ring! He wiped the piece of jewelry off on his shirt and gave it a closer look as tears began to well up in his eyes. “Ryder, we’ve known each other for two years now and have like, literally been through a war with Peggies together. Will you marry me?” Sharky asked. “Y-yes, absolutely I will” Ryder replied, cupping Sharky’s face and kissing him.

“But please don’t tell me that you had Hurk cut his hand on purpose just to hide the ring” Ryder said sternly. “Naw man, I just gots to work on my knife skills, or try not to get too fancy with my shapes. Hey Sharky, can I be bestest man-cousin-person at your wedding?” Hurk asked. Ryder laughed and patted Hurk on the back, “hey if he doesn’t let you I’ll totally let you be mine”. “Is that even a question, broski? Of course you can bro! It can’t be a special day without my favorite cuz there” Sharky replied. Soon they all got back to chatting and carving and eventually it was time to announce the winner.

[prinzessinpluto]

Omg yes!!! I want to dye my hair so badly, but I need to wait for summer :( I'm gonna do white, then pastel pink and then red, I think and maybe green between those colours lol

woow that sounds dope!! but why do you have to wait so long?

I'll probably do like a dark blue or purple next cuz the rest of my previous pink dye just won't wash out so I can't just dye red over it (at least that's what everyone tells me?) but then I really really really wanna have red hair :)))

[sharkieboi]

thank you Grant O’Brien for being the very important reminder that Bisexuality Exists no matter who you end up with

[sharkieboi]

BRENNAN’S INTENSELY FOCUSED METHODICAL ASS IN AN ESCAPE ROOM IS HILARIOUS

[sharkieboi]

I know it was a very intense and tragic episode but the Thumbelina Top Surgery bit was making me full on lose it

[sharkieboi]

okay okay I know how we all talk about like light vs dark and good vs evil and the very very VERY cool concept of like dark being good and light being evil.

rewatching Nimona movie and IT LITERALLY DOES THAT.

currently on the scene of the first time Balistar gets arrested. and like the light shining on her and the shadows he’s in. but he’s also surrounded by light (the electronics) and she’s surrounded by darkness (the empty cells)

idk i’m always having many feelings

[sharkieboi]

Lou: “is this good content?”

me, immediately re-watching this episode: yes

[sharkieboi]

The credits music at the end of episode 8 after that horrifying reveal being Sam’s Fun Water Cove Adventure Times music is emotional blackmail

[sharkieboi]

wait wait wait Mother Timothy Goose being an older gay man, also being transmasc and having had his and his husbands kid biologically…like omg my fucking heart 🥺💙😭

[sharkieboi]

cannot deal with my undergrad university asking for donations to their food pantry for CURRENT STUDENTS like I’ve seen those fucking food courts and the wasted leftovers you can afford to feed all of your students for free how dare you ask me to give you money for that

[sharkieboi]

okay Aabria’s experience watching LOTR for the first time with a bunch of longtime fans is so relatable cause fucking SAME I still have not watched LOTR and I have had multiple friends who are big big fans tell me they’re gonna make me watch all of them and so far no one has followed through but I know for a fact I will also afterwards be like “I’m allowed to not get that, right?”

[sharkieboi]

I might not have the eloquent words right now but god do I fucking love Our Flag Means Death s2’s MULTIPLE portrayals of polyamorous relationships !!

like. and even explicit differences between monogamous and non relationships ie Lucius and Pete vs Zhang Yi Sao and Olu and Jim and Archie vs the fully connected triangle of Ed and Stede and Izzy

I really love how hard this season is leaning into really exploring and developing relationships of all kinds, and I love watching it all unfold