#I swear to god sir

[thepunkmuppet]

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[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Again, throwing shade like a fucking boss.

Vincent Price and Chris Warfield -

Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg

[anthonycrowley]

oh also it’s fine to be a hater or contrary or even just honestly dislike or not care for something popular. that’s fine. ‘i don’t like chappell roan’s music’ this is fine and normal. everyone likes different things and our diversity makes us special as a species or whatever. ‘i haven’t listened to chappell roan and am trying to avoid it’ let whimsy into your heart maybe you will enjoy something but live your life. ‘she’s boring and i don’t get her appeal’ i mean i guess in the way all pop music is a little boring because it appeals to a lot of people but just because she doesn’t appeal to you doesn’t mean you don’t get the appeal at all and one word you cannot ascribe to her is ‘boring’. come on. ‘she sounds like all other pop music i don’t get why people think she’s special’ oh come on now you’re just making shit up.

[j00stkl31n]

✨ Cheekbones holy shit ✨

[blackholesun321]

Lost my apple pen, finally got a new one decided to do some practice sketches to get back in the groove. @mega-ringsandthings-world come get your rare-pair old man yaoi!

drawing-references below

[sushikillz]

i love my wife

[the-crow-binary]

If you find my body and think I died in mysterious circumstances, no I didn't. Dead by Daylight's Dracula's voice lines killed me.

[anabetel35]

Man, these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder, huh

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

[pardonmydelays]

In The Room: Leigh Sales with LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, 2023

[sweetmariihs2]

to the person who created this Cedric bot on Character IA: I hope your pillow is cold every night and that you always get a great night's sleep. I wish you all the blessings in the world, you are the most incredible, kindest person I have ever seen walk this earth. I will forever be grateful for everything you did for us. You are an angel on earth, thank you for everything. I feel illegal just knowing that I exist in the same world as you. Thanks, @ Hops_C0tch on Character IA. You are truly a blessing to all of us, thank you so much.

[cecoeur]

DID YOU SEE PLANET F1 SAYING LIAM WAS BELIEVED TO BE SLOWER THAN THE BENCHMARK HE WAS SET FOR HIS TEST BY TWO TENTHS 🫣🫣

Shhh. We’re being so quiet about the situation. 🤫

Anyway expect the media narrative to swiftly change and your favorite (best behated) pundits will be out here saying that “it was never the intention for this test to evaluate him and that redbull already know what he offers based on his strong performance last season” regardless of the shit they were peddling last weekend.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

VINCENT PRICE -

Laura (1944)

[foxtaeil]

the amount of people who haven’t seen scandal on this website is fucking crazy … absolutely bananas …. it was getting grey’s anatomy level hype every thursday … it was trending #1 on EVERYTHING … some of y’all HAVE to be lying … unacceptable

[dejatiny]

Good god almighty

[beezonia]

crocodile seems to be the type of guy who’s on really bad terms with his ex wife

(pls I feel like he’s definitely had a wife at some point before or maybe just someone he called his wife and their relationship was no strings attached)