#I wish they were headphones

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Skulltimate Secrets Twyla comes with noise canceling earplugs!!!

I’m so happy, I need like 20 of her dolls rn 😭

[arsenicflame]

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i think about izzy hands on company time

[bloodigutz]

"stop using stupid reaction images"

my honest to god reaction:

[i-love-ropes]

ROPE OF THE WEEK (3):

SISAL ROPE

FROM ROPE AND CORD / ROPE & CORD

(It’s actually called that)

I LOVE ROPE AND CORD!!!

THEY’RE MY FAVORITE STORE!!!

BUT I'M NEVER ABLE TO SHOP THERE BECAUSE I’M BANNED 

(He used to visit that store every day from opening to closing hour and harassed customers and employees by telling them rope facts)

I WILL NOW TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE ROPES I USED TO BUY THERE ALL THE TIME BEFORE I GOT BANNED

WITH 9 REVIEWS (SURPRISINGLY) AND RATED 5 STARS

THIS SISAL ROPE IS THREE-STRANDED AND TWISTED JUST LIKE THE ROPE BEFORE

(Rope of the week (2) link)

EXCEPT IT’S A SISAL ROPE INSTEAD OF A POLYETHYLENE

NOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SISAL ROPE AND MANILA ROPE SINCE THEY ARE COMMONLY CONFUSED WITH EACH OTHER

WHICH I DON’T GET WHY THEY ARE WHEN IT’S VERY OBVIOUS

I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE!

(Took up too much time will be explained in another post)

NOW YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

THIS ROPE’S DIAMETER RANGES FROM 3/16 IN. TO 1 IN

WHICH MEANS YOU CAN USE IT FOR VARIOUS PURPOSES BECAUSE IT’S DIAMETER ISN’T LIMITED

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN’T CLIMB A ROPE THAT IS 3/15 IN.

AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE DIAMETER AFFECTS THE STRENGTH SO IT CAN HOLD AS LITTLE AS 540 POUNDS (WHICH IS STILL SUPER STRONG) TO 8100 POUNDS!!!!

THIS ROPE IS SO STRONG!!!!!!!!!!

IF I WAS THAT STRONG I COULD HOLD SO MANY ROPES!!!!!!

NOT ONLY THAT IT IS ALSO ROT AND ULTRAVIOLET RESISTANT

THOUGH IT SADLY SINKS IN WATER 

IT DOES SOMETHING COOLER IF YOU LET THE ROPE ABSORBS WATER

IT BECOMES STRONGER BY 120%!!!

IT TURNED ITS GREATEST WEAKNESS TO IT’S GREATEST STRENGTH

THIS ROPE IS MY IDOL

I AM TAKING SWIMMING LESSONS BECAUSE OF THIS ROPE

(Genuinely true, not an exaggeration)

YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY IT BECOMES STRONGER IN THE WATER BECAUSE ONE OF THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS ROPE IS TO MAKE FISHING NETS

THIS IS NOT ONLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROPE (THEY ARE ALL) BUT SAILOR WADDLE DEE’S FAVORITE ROPE 

I SEE THEM WALK INTO THE ROPE AND CORD STORE AND WALKING OUT WITH 600 FEETS OF THIS ROPE VERY OFTEN

WHICH COST AROUND 2,100 STAR COINS

I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT

SO I ASKED THEM “HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE?”

THEY REPLIED:

"GAUN AWAY FRAE ME YE ROPE MAD RADGE! AH'M GONNY NAB THE BIGGEST F*CKIN FISH ANYBODY'S EVER CLAPPED EYES ON!"

(English translation:

Leave me alone you rope-obsessed idiot! I’m going to catch the largest f*cking fish anybody have ever seen! Radge is the Scottish term for dangerous idiot)

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, SO I LEFT

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN BUYING THIS ROPE MORE OFTEN FROM MY ROPE DEALER BECAUSE I NEEDED TO REPLACE MY FURNITURE

AND BEFORE I WAS BANNED I BOUGHT A LOT OF THIS ROPE TO DECORATE MY FURNITURE BECAUSE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART

I USED IT FOR MY RUGS, COASTERS, LAMPS, WALLS, PLANTS, TABLES, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

SO I’VE BEEN REDECORATING MY NEW FURNITURE WITH MY ROPE

WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE FURNITURE WITHOUT ROPE IS VERY UGLY

I RATE THIS ROPE A

10/10

[buddyapologist]

i need to start bringing headphones everywhere bc overstimulation makes me soooo overly aggressive and mean and I don't want to snap at people

[sphericalbee]

i left my headphones in class 3rd period and when i remembered 5th, i went to check and they were gone. the teacher didn't have them either, so 4th period or a club at lunch took them

i have a plan tho!! tmrw i'm gna leave a notebook under my desk and come back for it 5th period. the person who took my earbuds will probably sit at my desk, and since we use computers in that class (its a photoshop course), they'll probably be using my headphones.. im gna catch them in the act LMFAO

feeling uhhh devious

[fooltofancy]

ough p sure the recent slate of headaches is actually coming from my headphones 😭

[1327-1]

if i lived in the woods with a long driveway i set traps in for fun i would never again get shadowed by two white kids on my smoke break while someone across the street says smth “why are there black people” smth smth soon as i lit my one step closer to an untimely death

[rjalker]

I think it's kinda funny that by accident the moral of Avatar 2 is "you should kill the babies of colonizers unless you want them to grow up and become colonizers themselves".

[todayisafridaynight]

headache anon surprisingly i DONT have a headah- are you kidding me it juststarted forming this is really funny ANYWAY BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED- but my hip does hurt immensely because i (stupidly) went on a walk in 26 degree weather whilst being fully aware that heat worsens my chronic pain..all i got out of it was a pretty picture of an iris

well as long as you got something out of it then :) yk :) chronic pain worth me thinks :)

[ayakashibackstreet]

Local failcringe IT reject boy once again mourning the fact he can't solder

[teophan]

i would like to request that either stephen crowder dies (preferably either too abruptly to entertain the thought of “saving” him, or so gruesomely that there isn’t a possibility of it as the light slowly leaves his eyes day by agonizing day until someone pulls the plug)

OR that spotify free allowed you to skip/request less of anything in video ads the way you can say “hey i’ve heard this too much” on audio ads, or just outright say “do not advertise this sort of content”

because earlier i got four “louder with crowder” ads, back to back, with no other content to break them up, and now that it’s not christmas and i don’t have to be on that holly jolly bullshit:

i can confidently say the world would be a better place without him or his content in it :) change my mind.

[casiavium]

I am in so much pain (I did this to myself) (it is good) (no but honestly I hope I can walk today asdfghjkl)

[lizard-dumbass]

Am i in purgatory because holy fuck the cafeteria is SO DAMN LOUD

[nomaishuttle]

i am just a small dog girlie and they are my best friends. i love them sm

[intertexts-moving]

let my poor miserable heartbroken crying little cat into my room if she FUCKING. repays my kindness by sticking her WET CAT NOSE into my FUCKING TEA that i had to move off my bed SPECIFICALLY so she didnt spill it i will fucking make her into a RUG.