#I'M FUCKIN. I. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[penofwildfire]

Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY

[forystr]

DHAAHDAA I AM A FOOL I AM UNWORTHY I AM IMBECILE

[taytei]

come get y’alls crime boys juice

[bdoubleowo]

Normally I don't. enjoy assigning sexuality/gender identities onto c!mcyt even when shipping (like. Scott's gay irl so calling c!Scott gay is fine, but with c!Jimmy I feel weird saying he's gay or bi or whatever. Just. unlabeled attraction to men, and sometimes women. idk man)

However.

I feel like Mumbo Jumbo is in a constant state of gender crisis. just. I think Mumbo would get too into the weeds and come out of his gender exploration tangled in wires

Person: What are your pronouns? Mumbo: What even are pronouns? How do you decide? How do you choose a neopronoun if you want one? How do I know if the pronoun I already have actually is for me instead of just being how I was raised? Person: Grian what do I call Mumbo. Grian: He goes by he/him mostly. Mumbo, still going: I. Think I’m a man? But what really is a man? What if I think I’m a man just because that’s what I’ve always been! And if I try wearing feminine clothing and like it, that doesn’t mean I’m necessarily a woman, it just means I like wearing those clothes. But even if I figure that out, pronouns are indicative of gender identity but not exclusive, so I could still use pronouns different from my gender identity! Grian: I think you’re overthinking it

Mumbo makes a redstone device to tell him his gender identity but it keeps outputting “lettuce” and he can’t fix it. It works fine for everyone else and he has no clue what "lettuce" is supposed to mean so it has to be broken but he can't figure out what's wrong with it.

[theshmeepking]

has anyone done this yet

[seashawnty]

Fantasy AU Katsuki, but he's like, royal

Based on this tweet

[humming-fly]

sometimes a comic can be an undefined au with your favorite characters and 5 lines of dialogue you think are funny at 2am

[pluviatrix]

based on the very traumatic real story of when my cows got out and we found em in our front yard at breakfast 😩ah so goes the life of a country boy

[thunderbottle]

they're so important to me <3333333

(skins based on this)

(forgive me, the joke was too funny i had to get in on it)

[blapis-blazuli]

Me: IDK if I really ship Octogoblin yet. I mean, I don't hate it or anything, but I haven't seen No Way Home yet so I don't know all the context behind it, and I-

Cishet nerd dudes: THE ELL-GEE-BEE-TEES ARE RUINING MARVEL, THIS WHOLE OCK X GOBLIN HOMO SHIT IS THE WORST

Me: ...I now ship it purely to spite you specifically.

[moemoemammon]

Brb currently proposing to Tweedle-demon and Tweedle-dum

[hellotomyoldheart]

olivia rodrigo really created an album that wonderfully captures being a teen and emotional and angry and lonely and and in love all the time and confused caught in the stage where you're treated like an adult but seen as a child and on top of all that bullshit you're learning how to fucking parallel park. like goddamn olivia you got me going through the five stages of grief every song and it's amazing.

[bdoubleowo]

Happy Out Of Touch Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag

[f0x-meets-w0lf]

let’s see if i can get away with this one!! tumblr has been on my ass lately, lmao. buck and eddie in various scenarios, or: six times eddie asks buck to come, and one time he demands it. ¯\_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯ see the whole uncensored thing over here on ao3.

[jesusology]

kendall roy on the brain, kendall roy in the heart

[fuyusgf]

"so i really like this one but idk how to tell her" said baji, ur bestfriend, approaching ur loker . obviously that one was u, but u were so stupid that u would never realize it . sometimes u pissed him off, how tf did he started to fall in love with a bimbo ?? he always threw hints at u (literally) and u never understood them . well ... u never rlly understood half of the things, so why wasn't he used to it ... ?

"just ask her to the movies this weekend ... " u said, he grunted

"wanna go to the movies this weekend?"

"no i meant ask her" u answer, he swear he was gonna kill u . how can u be so stupid?

"i just did"

"oh! what did she say?" u smiled.

"idk you tell me"

silence.

"what do you mean?"

"i like you, dumbass"