#I'm googling and trying everything

[brain-rot-central]

I got a new computer for black friday and now origins won't open past the launcher

[redrosydiaz]

“eddie sniffs buck’s laundry” sounds sooo incredible 🫶

omg HI hehe god i am SO excited about my idea for that one!! it started bc basically one day i said to my bestie hey i think evan buckley would be like. superridiculouslycrazy into the way eddie diaz smells literally. always. like my man would wanna faceplant riiiight into that armpit every single day and drink it Direct From The Source dslkjfds. and me and bestie went okay but eddie would also be just as feral about buck and the way he smells too — he's just maybe a little more reserved about it at first. like he holds those cards close to his chest before he finally lets buck see them.

and BASICALLY i went okay but what about the first time he DOES let buck see those cards — what if it is a total accident. what if eddie is just doing laundry one day, and, y'know, buck's always over so his dirty clothes end up mixed up with the diazes so often that it's totally normal to find it in the basket. and i'm thinking maybe eddie is doing this after having just woken up from a post shift nap (buck is either still snoozing away on the couch or they're at that fun stage where they platonically share the bed when they nap (bc u know. they are, crucially, still just friends here) so buck's chilling in eddie's bed still) but either way!! eddie is doing laundry, and he is loading the washer when he comes across the shirt buck wore in the gym earlier, and eddie catches a whiff of it bc like. it's ripe. buck literally was sweating in it mere hours ago. it's probably even a little sweatdamp still. and so eddie catches that smell and he just. takes a deeper sniff. and then he glances over his shoulder and the hallway is clear and when he strains his ears he does still hear buck's snoring. so he just. lifts the shirt. right up to his face and he— buries his nose into it. takes a biiiig 'ol inhale. pops the world's most immediate boner ever skfljgs.

and he's like. so caught up in it that he doesn't even register that the faint snoring sound has stopped, nor does he hear the soft pad of buck's feet down the hall, and he's so not paying attention so he doesn't even realize buck is there until buck's voice is ringing out, "i told you that new fabric softener smelled good." and eddie nearly jumps out of his goddamn skin. he yanks that shirt away from his face and valiantly fights the blush that's 100% already covering like his whole entire body at this point.

and like it's just impossible for buck not to catch the expression on eddie's face that 100% gives him away that he was very much not sniffing clean nice smelling laundry. no one makes that kind of panicked face over clean laundry. and buck clues in reaaaal quick. and suddenly he's standing there in that doorway, leaning against the jamb with his arms crossed and theeeee most shiteating grin curling onto his mouth.

and he goes [what are you looking at eddie voice]: "hang on, isn't that the shirt i wore to the gym earlier?" and eddie looks down at it and then back at buck and he— fucking lies. terribly. he's just like "uh, no." and the spirit of ostark's fuckass eyebrow possesses buck in this moment, the way he quirks it so knowingly. and he's just like "it is, eddie."

and eddie— he knows he's been caught. there really isn't any use trying to lie. but oh boy does he stick with this denial anyways lmao and he's just like "um what no definitely not. pft. you have like. two very similar looking shirts. you gotta expand your fashion horizons buck! hah." and then needing to Make His Escape he's like "in fact this is sooo clean i should go put it away. right now. so i'm just gonna—" and then he tries to skirt around buck to go like shove this shirt in the deep dark depths of his closet until this blows over and buck forgets lol.

only buck is obviously blocking the only escape route and he's so broad. eddie can't squeeze past him. and then buck tries to grab the shirt from him and eddie straight up drops to the floor and tries to like. army crawl through buck's legs lmfao bc he's standing wide to block up as much of the doorway as he can. and it's. really it's a dumb move lmao, because all buck has to do is like squeeze his legs together and bam. eddie is. trapped. and that's exactly what buck does. until eddie reaches up and tickles behind his knee because he knows buck's most ticklish spots. and he wriggles the rest of the way out. and then it turns into a game, eddie running and buck chasing him, like fucking children, until buck like football tackles eddie right there in the living room.

and then there buck is, in all his glory, sitting right on top of eddie, holding him down with his weight and also pinning his arms with his hands— which is a trip and a half. and also it. puts his armpit like. right in eddie's line of view and jesus christ eddie's going to pass out actually. he's doing literally everything in his power not to pop a boner (well. not to pop a more noticeable boner bc lets be real. he's already halfway there sdlkfds). because good god that would be embarrassing if buck noticed!!

but of course buck does, except there is literally nothing for eddie to be embarrassed by because if he wasn't so caught up in his head about it all he would've noticed that he's not the only one.

blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda all of that to say that is some wiiiicked foreplay to them fucking nasty, probably right there on eddie's living room floor, yay 🫶🫶

ADLKFSD ANYWAYS. this got away from me and i basically just. dumped what i have in my google doc into this ask rn lmfaooo but it IS something i'm hoping to write soon!!!

[starcurtain]

Given that we know Ratio's home world takes inspiration from ancient Rome and ancient Greece, including their clothing...

What if we are all over here calling Ratio slutty for his waist cut-outs, only to get to his home planet and find out he's more covered than 99% of the population and they all think he's a prude for not having at least one (1) whole tit out?

Like, what are we going to do if Ratio's chest cut-out turns out to be the Veritas Prime equivalent of a Victorian girl showing only one ankle??

[nyminish]

Can someone send me as many screenshots of Inspekta as possible from the game?? I only have the switch version so I can't go in the files to get pictures :/

[gingersnaptaff]

I will write this fuckin WIP. I WILL. I've been flip-flopping a lot on The Gwyn Novels recently - as to whether they're good, whether people will enjoy them, how to portray colonialism and name-fuckery and religions in conflict well, and also Gwyn's whole dealio with Celtic gods and her relationships - and I'm just like I Gotta Try, y'know?

[rebornofstars]

well. against all sanity i can extend my list of food that has not killed me to

packet of cheese that sat opened in the fridge for 8 weeks

6 day old mince. :(

?? old open packet of corn flour that i don't remember buying or using or even seeing in my cupboard ever before the day i discovered it

0/10 will not be trying any of these again. i don't enjoy googling my food mid-meal and discovering i am at risk of severe food poisoning. despite what you may think it's not actually good for the blood pressure. this has been an honest review #notsponsored

[nebulousfishgills]

Star Wars: The Old Republic could have at least had the decency to inform me I'd be able to unlock Lesbian Behavior after I got far enough into the expansions. My hot Sith has a whole ass husband and then when I see the option to flirt with a female NPC, it's all out the window.

AND AFTER I'VE HAD THESE EMAILS IN MY BACK POCKET, TOO.

I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE I'D UNLOCK LESBIANISM LATER IN THE GAME. AND I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT IT.

FUCK.

[ohsweetflips]

somewhere on this blog there is a post that goes something like "what if i just start identifying as nonbinary and don't tell anyone and still go by she/her" and that needs to be marked as the day that pandora's box opened

[dykephan]

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[icewindandboringhorror]

It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.

[cranberrymoons]

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[doostyauditalkz]

Oh i get it. The world hates me today. Okay

[izzy-b-hands]

I truly fucking hate how some of these side gig tasks are formatted/instructed. Your shit doesn't make sense; the field you claim exists for me to type in isn't there (if it is, it's greyed out and there's no way to change that on my end) and I appreciate a room full of tech bros doesn't want to take five minutes to have an arts/english major read over and edit their shitty instructions so they're actually something a person can comprehend without reading it over five times, but also. Fuck them; it would not take that long and the money you're wasting on this project won't be any less wasted if you pay someone to proofread your shit that's an actual human, and not an AI.

[orionskittles]

i have a valentine's day billford art please ignore the fact that i'm late i tried to finish this on time but i couldn't

tw: potentially a tad bit gory??

oh also @cyanbobaaaaa here ik u wanted to see the finished product

[infinitemilk]

there should be a manual on how to filter tags on ao3 for people who is new on the website. only god knows what I've ended up reading because I didn't know how to filter tags when i was new on ao3 😭😭

[elfiepike]

whyyyyyyy did google slides make it harder to put in different layouts of slides ;_; why from two clicks to three in an entirely different place