#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[ball-of-catgirl]

Eggman's Announcement but it's the TikTok TTS lady

absolutely dumbfounded to discover this was not at all on YouTube before today so I took it upon myself to forge it proper

[almostdailymidnight]

Good evening everyone!

I decided to make this post since i quit doing daily, if you like my art, and maybe also enjoy other fandoms I'm in, you should check my main and other socials!

Main : @fzzqur

Tik tok : @/what.6.6

I'm most active on my tik tok since it's not only art but also other ideas I have :P

[cat-downthestreet]

does it count as procrastinating if I'm watching Snapcube when I was planning to read a fanfic instead

[microwavethemicrowave]

Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

[hellsite-proteins]

Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt

protein guy analysis:

if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating

predicted protein structure:

[midnightwerewoolf]

"Look at that it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG"

[feathergail]

I always meant to ask this, are you a lee, ler, or switch?

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[were-these-words-in-the-bible]

I've come to make an announcement

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

How many of these words were in the bible?

I've come to make an announcement

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

127 out of 181 (70.17%) of these words were in the Bible!

[biblepercent]

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

69.23% of these words are in the bible. Please do not fuck the Earth, the corporations are already doing that more then enough.

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

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[fictional-orphan-smackdown]

Look man I'm tired, I can't keep coming up with these catchy similarity based showdown titles

All propaganda and what each competitor is from under the cut

Anthony Lockwood (Lockwood and Co)

Lockwood (he's known by his surname mostly) is the mysterious, daredevil and charming founder of Lockwood and Co., a detective agency specialised in protecting people from angry -and sometimes sort of hungry- ghosts in a world where they're rampant. His agency is starting small despite Lockwood bragging it's the best in London but get more and more recognition as the series progress and the agents composing them meet success (when they're not on the verge of dying). Lockwood has open manners but hid his painful past from his coworkers to protect himself. He and George, the first teenager he recruited, are quite stunned by Lucy, a country girl who fled to London after disaster striked in her hometown. Thanks to her talent, she quickly becomes known as one of the best ghost fighter in London and finds her place in the small team despite having the same determination to hide her past than Lockwood, which draws him close to her, making George jealous, but Lockwood's manifest good skills in leadership and the three of them become fast friends while unravelling secret truths and risking their lives repeatedly

He has a lot of trauma and a lot of pain but he always smiles and always has a warm and polite attitude; he’s so protective of the ones he loves that it overrides his suicidal tendencies; at the end of the series he starts to heal from his past; he’s hot but has only two braincells.

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog franchise)

Shadow was created to help cure Robotnik's daughter, Maria, who suffers from the in-universe equivalent of AIDS. However, the us military catches wind of this and wants to use Shadow as a weapon. They storm the facility, kill Robotnik, KILL MARIA, but not before she ejects Shadow in a stasis pod that freezes him for 50 years. He has a black and red palette and owns a gun

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[theoneofwhomisblue]

i've come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucke

He pissed on my fucking wife

[same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday]

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he booped my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly paws out and he booped my fucking wife, and he said his paw beans were "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got small beans, they're the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my paws looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He booped my wife so guess what? I'm gonna boop the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER BOOPS! Except I'm not gonna boop the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M BOOPING THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I BOOPED THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

what

[zeralight-asks]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ALL OVER MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "This big." AND I SAID "That's disgusting!" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK! IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *Shitty explosion sfx* THAT'S RIGHT BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE TO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROOPPPPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Speak your truth, anon!

[1nf3ct3d-x3]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

THAT'S RIGHT! HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DONG OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

AND HE SAID HIS DONG WAS "tHiS bIg" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING

SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DONG. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXPECT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

*Explosion*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND BONK

HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LAZER PISS!

EXPECT I'M GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH....I'M GONNA GO HIGHER

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!

*Explosion X2*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA??? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DDDDDRRRROOPPPPPLLEEEESSSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

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