#I.C.E

[nando161mando]

5 days is all it took for 'The Onion' SATIRE to become REALITY...

@theonion

[thebadchoicemachine]

OUR PERSONAL INTRO POST HERE. This is just more important for people to see

HEYYY U.S. FRIENDS—you should go to here or download the app and make some calls and emails. There’s a script if you have trouble with that kind of thing.

They have movements for:

Queer rights

Voter rights

Civil rights

Healthcare (including abortion)

Immigration and foreign affairs

Government overreach

Etc.

[elparaisodetlaloc]

[anonymouscheeses]

Its crazy being both native american and mexican cuz... do i have 2x the chance of being deported or does it cancel eachother out🧍‍♂️

[onlytiktoks]

[sleepiebvnnnie]

Join the strike on Monday, don't go to school, work, anywhere.

The U.S is nothing without immigrants or children of immigrants, we need to remind them that.

No one is an immigrant on “conquered” land.

[deadutante]

[fy-underratedgroups]

[the-most-humble-blog]

Batman vs. The Illegal Alien: Victor Zsasz

The Victor Zsasz "Human Rights" Shitshow 💀

Batman: "Gordon, tell me why the hell Victor Zsasz is still in Gotham."

Gordon: "Well, Batman… he’s undocumented. We can’t just deport him."

Batman: "He has a basement full of corpses, Gordon."

Gordon: "Yes, but sending him back to his country would violate international human rights laws."

Batman: "HE VIOLATES HUMAN RIGHTS EVERY TIME HE BREATHES, GORDON!"

Gordon: "Look, if we deport him, people will call it xenophobic."

Batman: "Gordon, the man keeps a scrapbook of his victims’ eyelids. Who the fuck is defending his right to stay here?!"

Gordon: "The ACLU, some journalists, and the usual crowd on Twitter."

Batman: "...Tell me, Gordon, at what point does the system collapse under the weight of its own stupidity?"

Gordon: "I’d say we’re about five minutes away."

Batman: "Then I’m taking the Batplane. Zsasz is getting ‘deported’ MY way."

🔥 REBLOG If You Think Batman Should Start Handling Deportations Himself.

💬 COMMENT If You’re As Baffled As Batman Right Now.

🚀 FOLLOW If You Want More Dark Humor That Shouldn’t Even Be Fiction.

[mclaricepoetry-art]

[elparaisodetlaloc]

[denshadeyoyo]

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

Stay safe out there guys

[sleepiebvnnnie]

What to do In case you happen to get detained by ICE : outdoors

1.) Know your rights.

They may ask you questions, do not answer and ask to speak to an attorney.

They may take you someplace else, again stay silent and ask for an attorney.

2.) Stay calm.

I know this is scary but they will most likely keep you there for hours.

3.) Don't do anything without an attorney present.

Do NOT sign anything given to you.

What to do if ICE shows up to your house / apartment : indoors

1.) Do not open the door at any costs.

ICE may say they are police and are asking questions, do not open the door.

Instead, ask for a warrant to be slid under the door.

If you are given a warrant, study it closely. It may be fake just to get you to open the door.

2.) Stay silent

You have a constitutional right to stay silent.

Ask to speak to a lawyer first.

What to do if you see ICE and you are a Hispanic American citizen:

1.) Be sure to carry identification anywhere.

Passports, ID, birth certificate.

ICE might still detain you, follow the rights stated above.

It can take hours for them to confirm you are a U.S citizen.

What to do if you see ICE and you are a citizen:

1.) Record.

Do NOT interrupt the arrest being made.

Instead record the interaction and get it spread out.

2.) Spread the word.

If you happen to see ICE, again do NOT interrupt. Spread the location where they were seen out.

I know the U.S is turning into a scary place, all we can do is pray.

I know I am a small creator but helping my community is the most important thing to me.

Translated post will be coming soon. Anything helps, reblogs, likes, anything