#IM ALSO MORONSEXUAL

[rouge-the-bat]

getting so close to hieis Ultimate Dumbass Moment in my rewatch of yyh. cant wait ♡ i love my idiot

[hopefullyababe]

hng cannot sleep thinking about stan pines

[suffarustuffaru]

Louanna for the ask meme

HAH omg louanna….. yall got me pegged…. its all over once i post that louanna and heinkel fic man all my louanna hcs are in there.

Sexuality Headcanon: HEAR ME OUT but she seems like an unbothered queen to me. no labels she falls for whoever she falls for. except for moronsexual. thats why she fell for heinkel.

A ship I have with said character: heinkel/louanna of course!!! i think you gotta be at least a little insane and have lots of love in your heart to marry into the ASTREA family of all families. like theres so many other people out there and she MARRIES into the baggage filled house thats the astrea family??? she mustve been Something alright. thats dedication to heinkel right there.

A BROTP I have with said character: hmmm…. i always wonder how theresia and louanna interactions could be like. like theyre their respective husbands Only emotional support. they seem to be the ones keeping strong for everyone more Emotionally u know? louanna def doesnt seem like a fighter physically. and also heinkel and wilhelm are both STUPIDLY emotionally constipated and have their weird little dynamic with each other, so theresia and louanna bonding time it is?? T^T

ok also louanna meeting felt would be funny. i just like the idea of louanna being amused about felt and her Loud personality…. that and felt wants to take down the government thats been breathing down the astreas’ necks. louanna was the closest person to heinkel so im sure she knows about All his insecurities. so im sure she can get behind felt. that, and heinkel is a similar kind of Loud and Passionate and Honest so im sure louannas probably fond of those types. and felt is a good friend to reinhard!!!! felt can get the louanna stamp of approval!!

A NOTP I have with said character: anyone other than heinkel :(((( do not separate them!!!!!! she needs to wake up from her coma :((((((

A random headcanon: she tops. look at heinkel really quick bc like does that look like a man who ISNT topped by his wife??

ive been thinking about what kind of person she couldve been!! like what was her personality like??? i was thinking about it and i was like she Had to have been a complement to heinkel… bc heinkels like. once upon a time in lugunica describes him as honest and naive to the core—he used to be hard working and earnest you know? but hes also always been reckless and emotional i think, so i think louanna has more of a calmer personality to balance each other. EXCEPT i also think louanna was more intelligent than heinkel!! you cannot tell me that having wilhelm as your dad makes you very emotionally intelligent wkdnd so yes. smart louanna all the way. perhaps with a bit of a silver tongue… but i also like to hc she and heinkel had a lot of mischief and banter together!! she had to have added Some sort of levity in his life. i like to parallel her with felt bc its like. astrea men (heinkel and reinhard) and their emotional support adventurous blondes!!! so yes i hc that louanna was definitely more confident than heinkel, and also bold in her own ways—you know, to match him and also because he is Literally a nervous wreck all the time. i think theyd be the only people they can really let their guard down around and finally let go of like—pretense. they were a young married couple with a kid too—like around 18-19?? so i feel like with each other they could ALSO still be the young adults they are instead of being so uptight and trying to follow all these expectations all the time. or at least, thats what i think about how their relationship was. he clearly loved her a lot, so she definitely loved him back too.

that, and… well she probably got Nerfed by her coma because if she was still awake, stuff with heinkel and reinhard probably wouldnt have gotten This bad. hence why i think louanna was a pretty capable person with her own strengths. and i think shes capable of being Angry like her husband, but while he burns hot, her anger would be Cold imo.

General Opinion over said character:

louanna seems like she was probably a very sweet person, and i Definitely want her to be at least a little unhinged. and i ALSO JUST WANT MORE CONTENT OF HER TAPPEI…. PLEASE. WE DONT EVEN KNOW HER PERSONALITY……

and ALSO the fact that shes in a coma and Not Dead makes her a ticking time bomb…. shes gonna wake up someday. and i am Excited and Horrified for the absolute shit storm thats gonna happen when she wakes up and twenty years have passed and her husband and son and their whole family are an Absolute Mess.

[lmkwritings]

Do you have any HCs about any of the character's genders or sexualities? It's always neat seeing what different people HC them as.

ooooooohhhh

MK

he is bi!!

look me in the eyes and tell me im wrong.

and demiromantic

he/they pronouns!!

he is cis :)

hshshsh thats exactly like me 👀

Mei

LESBIAN. RAGING LESBIAN!!

she’s also non-binary but uses she/her pronouns

afab

Red Son

TRANS. MALE PRESENTING

any/all pronouns!!

pansexual (moronsexual)

Wukong

Pansexual

asexual (sex bad >:( )

he/him pronouns, TRANS

Macaque

bisexual

he/they/xe

demiromantic

non-binary male presenting

Tang

homosexual

he/they

he’s so gay i swear

trans, male presenting

Nezha

Omnisexual, female leaning,

he/they/it

demiromantic

polyamory “willing to date multiple people with consent”

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

“they are moronsexual” has me absolutely HOLLERING ASJDKWBL. you are such an amazing artist, your art is so cute and packed with so much emotion that i flutter and squeal over each one. each piece feels so genuine and filled with so much love and care. im in love with your fic and sooo excited to see how our lovable dummies get out of this one <3333 thank you for sharing with us!!!

TH ANK YOUUUUUU AHHHGHFGHF I LOVE YOU FOREVER THATSS FHSJJD LIKE ALL I WANT IS THAT VIBES THAKN U

also i totally stole "they are moronsexual" from a question left by @cosmica-galaxy sjdfdhsjkfjhsjkf (THANK U for blessing us with that one btw ur a gift)

[scover-va]

Realized too late you cant mention the clown in tags so im posting a screenshot of a draft

Also for the anagram thing my gf was trying to point it out but im a fucking dumbass bc i realized just now that the way i wrote it makes it sound like my gf was genuinely asking a question. Yeah no she was trying to point smth out. Im stupid and shes a moronsexual

[zarazmnie-cos]

My bias in Verivery? That's kind of a hard one•••

But Yongseung~ that boy just holds a special place in my heart </3 I love his nerdy ass 🤓 I mean it's not everyday you get to see a hot nerd-

And perhaps maybe Hoyoung too...? He's just so MHHMMM if you know what I mean. My dream is to get scolded by him <33

NOOOOOO YOU JUST REMINDED ME I HAVE SOMETHING WITH YONGSEUNG IN MY WIPS FROM A LONG TIME guess imma check tf i wrote there heh

i agree with the hot nerdy ass yongseung statement above!!! i saw once a gif of him smiling so innocently it actually broke me cuz he cute </3

also the hoyoung one I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN MY G but i would faster cry my eyeballs out than let anyone scold me fr

im actually wondering if you'll guess who's my ult from verivery when i'll tell you im moronsexual. im waiting for you answer tbh and i have another question: should i post my old shit with verivery form an old acc....??? spoiler: i have something with hoyoung, yongseung, minchan and idk if someone else

[unluckyprime]

u know the sale sale sign . yeah

[75yearsintime]

joined the mystic messenger bandwagon like 3 years late yesterday<3

[tiefsterwinter]

if I could draw I would make so much spite fueled art

[calipseidesus]

me while reading Kimetsu no yaiba’s manga

[kpopblurbs]

'i initially friendzoned that beautiful piece of a man' literally same???? like please i wanna be besties but at the same time like????? stop it literally sTOP ITA AABSJSJSJ, i have a thing for virgos smh

God i love finding internet twins its my favorite thing honestly and i used to have a thing for libras but its been so long since ive fallen for a libra that now im p sure i just have a thing for idiots lmao

[rookisaknight]

So I'm going through Far Cry 3 cutscenes for the first time ever and oh my gods. Jason. Jason. You're such a fucking idiot. I love you

[animeomegas]

Heya! Im a former lurker who decided to grow a pair and follow because I is so gd hard to find good gn content that makes my non binary ass go brrrrrr. Seriously its so good I constantly come back and reread your stuff to get a lil serotonin now and then.

Ps: your moronsexual itachi content gives me life because I am the moron that has religiously pushed a pull door, pulled the push door next to it, pushed it but nothing happened because in the five years I have gone to that establishment every week that door has always been impossible to move, so I try the first door and- nope I mixed the doors up the actual door is just a tiny bit heavy.

Rinse and repeat the other way when I exit.

Being a moron is a delicate and subtle art and you madame have inspired me to create a slice of life, non-massacre au fanfic where itachi falls helplessly in love with reader who is dumb of ass and pure of heart, sasuke is exasperated, shisui jokes about itachi gaining his mangekyo sharingan the moment reader gains common sense, uchiha elders trying really hard to coerce itachi away from reader but itachi is just like "they may be an outsider and an alpha, but they nearly cried yesterday because they thought they had forgotten how to read when they actually had failed to notice thay they had flipped the book upside down before opening it"

Cue the elders being like "shit he has a point"

15% crack, 15% fix it, 25% fluff, 45% itachi panicking about the sheer amout of danger team 7 gets put in throughout the first par, 100% self indulgent

Yes I had to count with my finger for those percentages, yes I double checked with a calculator, no I was not correct the first time. I have plenty of inspiration for this fic and will be continuously thinking about it for several days before putting fingers on keyboard.

Again, thank you for your service.

Love, an anon who will create a blog in your honor

Hello former lurker!! I'm glad you enjoy my blog and I'm also glad to hear from you! Your comments are so nice 😫 thank you <333

Pfft- I'm glad you like the moronsexual Itachi series, it's definitely one of my favourite things to write.

Your story idea is actually amazing and I love it, like seriously, I adore it. If you do write this, or if you want to bounce ideas off of someone, please let me know!!! I would love to read it/help with it!!!

The potential is insane for this!!!

Thank you for sharing this with me! <3

[pumpkinsy0]

It's up to you, but pick an au and gimme hcs purly bout it 🔫🔫🔫

OKOKOK IM GLAD U SAID IT COULD B ANYTHING CAUSE IVE BEEN MEANING TO BRING UP THAT PERSONALITY SWAP AU OF CURLY AND PONY

•OKOK so curly is this GENUINELY chill guy whos pretty much like a gentle giant

•he SEEMS intimidating but tbh hes not, but thats not gonna stop him from fighting when he has to

•now pony TRIES to act intimidating but that doesn’t rlly work out well for him, he does have a cool fashion sense tho

•everytime curly shows him literally any type of affection ponys just rolling his eyes n calling him a nerd while blushing and smiling a bit

•curlys still a bit, uhhh to put it softly, hes not the sharpest tool in the shed BUT his heart is always in the right place :D

•basically in other words pony is moronsexual here

•also i want pony to be one of thise characters with those unexplained random accents (like stewie from family guy w his random british accent and creepy susie from the the oblongs w her random french accent) SOOO he has a french accent here for some random ass reason

•ponys also a bit morbid, so everytime he says something concerning everyones just looking at him concerned while curlys like “oh you<333”

•ponys just a ball of morbid rage and curlys his funny probably a bit stoned chill bf

[woorenergy]

my favorite poly ships are probably the training trio, saioumota, sonsoudam, & chiaki/hajime/nagito!! [im just,,,weak for the enemies to lovers trope lmao]

oh yeah, the training trio is the best one imo !! they have such a cool dynamic !!! (i live for that moronsexual x moron x moronsexual content)

not a big fan of Saioumota or Chiaki x Hajime x Nagito (can't remember their ship name, i'm sorry-), but i'm biased because i hate Kokichi & Nagito with a burning passion 😭😭 (also, just like any girl x protagonist ship, Chiaki & Hajime's relationship feels a little too forced to be sincer. I prefer them as best friends) (ALSO i may be a multishipper but i believe in Hinadam supremacy-)

as i've said with Sonsoudam, i kinda like it as long as Kazuichi calms his goddamn hormones and start being a little more respectful towards Sonia (. .) like that'd be a good character development, him realizing Sonia isn't perfect and he starts treating her like he's treating anyone else