#IM CACKLING NOOOOO

[constellation-skirmishes]

do you guys want oc angst tomorrow bc i want angst always

i should probably introduce you to them before that happens though.

you already know calico, but you don't know his verd'ika yet

[cptnjeanlucpicard]

*steals fish*

Wh--Anon, give my fish back this insant!

[robinlmaoo]

Okay. So im good at writing essays, well you know what else im (decently) good at?

ANIMATION.

BAM

VOTE FOR DA CACKLE :D

(to be clear i recycled this old animation i didnt do it from scratch just for the competition LMAO 💀)

[lostfracturess]

nici i’ll have u know i just took two shots of tequila in preparation for this chapter 🤣🤣 and it’s close to 1pm on a tuesday

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE S&C IS OVER 100k NOW THANK U FOR THE NEVER ENDING FEAST QUEEN

“how can u stay so calm?” “drugs, sweetheart. it’s the drugs.”

i cackled so fkn hard 🤣

"Tell me," he whispered, his breath a warm caress against your ear. "Where would you want him to touch you?"

IM CHEWING MY MF KNUCKLES I NEED THIS MAN (or both men) IN MY BED IMMEDIATELY

Geto stripped the rain from his hair, then twisted the dark strands into a fresh bun. His eyes flickered between you and Satoru, a single raised eyebrow his only question. You wouldn't meet his gaze, the floor suddenly fascinating. 

stoppppp okay first of all the writing is eating so hard idk how but w every chapter i just fall more n more in love w the way u write 😭 BUT ALSO DON’t GIMME THE IMAGE OF A RAIN SOAKED GETO or else something ELSE is gonna be soaked out here🧍🏻‍♀️

ok i have to stop quoting every other line lmaooo

"Just so we're clear," Satoru's voice suddenly cut through the quiet, "I don't share. Not you."

PLS I KNOW I SAID I WLD STOP QUOTING EVERY OTHER LINE BUT THIS WAS THE NEXT LINE AND IM SCREAMING this is not fun to read while i’m in my fertile window

sighhh the conversation ab the 37 y/o pt passing n how he’s just a statistic now 😭 so heartbreaking yet realistically put

im loving the daddy dom energy satoru is exuding in this chapter i just love when usually flirty/amused men lock tf in when things get serious lol it’s so hot. also so sweet how all he’s concerned ab is her reputation & career ahead

“A familiar ache rose in your chest. You longed to reach out, to bridge the chasm he insisted on maintaining. But his posture, rigid as stone, and his clenched jaw, sent a silent warning. This was his battle, one he'd fight in isolation—as always.”

ughh i feel like this perfectly sums up their dynamic. also if s&c was a paperback book this wld 100% be a quote that readers wld highlight on the page n crop to post on pinterest lmaooo it’s so good

“He was falling apart. But all you could do was watch.”

🥲 pls. stopp im so fragile rn.

NOOOOO NOT SUKUNA BOOO BOOOOOO 🍅 🍅 GIMME FIVE MINS IN A ROOM W HIM RN 💥👊🏼

i have sm anxiety over this ethics hearing my palms r actually sweaty. its like i’m THERE rn.

wait nici can u explain again sukuna’s want for revenge towards gojo n wanting to tear him/reader down 😭 was it like the jealousy that he wasn’t able to become a successful surgeon like gojo n had to settle on educational matters instead? :”) im dumb sry. ik he’s the root of gojo’s addiction but i think i might be missing something here lol. or do we not know yet

ok i still hate sukuna’s guts but there is partial truth to what hes saying🧍🏻‍♀️not saying reader isn’t brilliant n talented in her own right, but for sure, satoru’s attraction to her has given her opportunities that other qualified students were potentially robbed of (we live in a society lol). but idk how exactly she ranks among her peers, so maybe she rly was the best student for the job, but that’s all very subjective

"Because you would do the same," you finally managed, the words scraped raw from your throat. "You would stay. You wouldn't leave me."

ok “why do you even stay?” sent a chill down my spine but THISSS. im gaspeddd :””(( reader loves him sm and if her commitment to not letting him take all the blame isnt evident enough, her sticking w him thru his drug addiction is truly a type of devotion that comes from a purest point of love

“You—you make me feel things I've spent a lifetime avoiding, things I don't know how to handle. It scares the hell out of me."

ouchhhh 😭 ok but i feel him on this. that avoidant attachment be hittin againnn lmao me n him are so same

"You don't need to deserve me, Satoru. Love isn't about deserving. It's about choosing each other, again and again, no matter what. And I choose you.”

CRYINGG YES 😭😭😭💕💕💕 this healed a part of me ngl

"If you don't come down in the next few minutes, you're the one getting folded, first-year."

WHY IS HE ALL OF A SSUDEN MR FUNNY MAN NOW PLSSSKDJDJD their chemistry this chap is off the charts

FFFFFUCKKK MEEE JUNKYARD BOY CHOSO!!!!????? I BET HE SMELLS LIKE GREASE N SWEAT N SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK. omg he called me pretty company 🤭🤭 bye dr gojo im all about them blue collars im sorry 😔🤚🏼

"I love you, first-year. Damn it, I love you. I don't care how complicated this gets, I want you."

god pls 🧎🏻‍♀️ if i’ve done anything good in life, then just give me this man

OMGGG HES GONNA FUCK US OVER THE HOOD OF A CAR ?!??!!?

"You give in too easily." A teasing smile played on his lips. "You don't really want me to fuck you on this hood, right?"

😐😐 this isn’t funny. im not laughing rn. i will not stand this sort of edging. gimme dick NOW

omg🧍🏻‍♀️ive no words to say about that smut. delicious, devious, dampening. he is my every fantasy and i desire him. i desire him so deeply

aaa he hurt her in his sleeeeppp 😭😭 for a man that cares so deeply like him that mustve really fucked w him. also this is so random and must be my daddy issues speaking lmao but satoru (minus his addiction) wld be such a good family man🧍🏻‍♀️the way he loves is sooo providing and stubborn to a fault but almost in a way that’s kind of grounding lol bc i feel like he’s almost always, at the end of the day, right about everything? haha i cld be proven so wrong ab this but i just had to share the thought

mannn im on the second court hearing n im just SO damn curious what is going thru satoru’s head rn 😭 it seems like something switched in there somehow, his demeanor is so different

him actinf so calm rn is scarinf the shit ourta me im ngl🧍🏻‍♀️like bb ur scaring me. PKS IN SO SCARED WHY IS HE SUDDNELY TELLINF US HE LOVES US

ah. and there it is. satoru’s impending fall from grace. i saw it coming from a mile away and that he wld do something like this, but fuck. the way it was written. i thought it would be something that came a place of more heightened emotions from him, something desperate to protect (kinda like in the first hearing). but THIS….so calm, collected, so sure of his love for reading that he’s willing to let go of almost everything that has given him purpose in life up until this point. it aches.

:( im heartbroken rn. amazing chapter 😭💕 thank u sm for writinf it, oh my gosh, jusf amazing

i need more tequila

giiirl!!! not the tequila ahhhhh 😭😭 that brings back bad memories omg.

& yes the story is over 100k already and still no end in sight. i never thought i would write so much lol. but also i'm already so sad when the story will eventually someday end. like i never want to not write about my unhinged neurosurgeon gojo help.

stoppppp okay first of all the writing is eating so hard idk how but w every chapter i just fall more n more in love w the way u write

thank you so so much!! that's such a big compliment coming from a fellow author <3

BUT ALSO DON’t GIMME THE IMAGE OF A RAIN SOAKED GETO or else something ELSE is gonna be soaked out here🧍🏻‍♀️

GIRL 😂 I'M SORRY.

i have sm anxiety over this ethics hearing my palms r actually sweaty. its like i’m THERE rn.

so glad the angst transpires well in this chapter!!!

wait nici can u explain again sukuna’s want for revenge towards gojo n wanting to tear him/reader down

so first: sukuna is an asshole.

second: sukuna is an asshole.

third: SUKUNA IS AN ASSHOLE.

no seriously, how i portray him is like a very power driven man, that thrives on the misery of others. moreover satoru being his lifelong rival and sukuna finally getting a change to push him of his throne is just something he wouldn't let slip through his fingers. so it's really all about power and control on sukuna's side.

also satoru's states in that chapter that he did something stupid in his past that sukuna is still mad about. feel free to speculate, given satoru's past 😂

ok i still hate sukuna’s guts but there is partial truth to what hes saying

yes it is!! satoru really has just eyes for yn and is defensively letting other students down in the process. this just adds to the overall mess their relationship is.

ok “why do you even stay?” sent a chill down my spine but THISSS.

hmmmmmm ahhhhhhh SO HAPPY that these lines landed well <333 love them!! they are so messy and raw ahhhhh

WHY IS HE ALL OF A SSUDEN MR FUNNY MAN NOW PLSSSKDJDJD their chemistry this chap is off the charts

he had a little bit of drugs and was all happy again lol.

FFFFFUCKKK MEEE JUNKYARD BOY CHOSO!!!!????? I BET HE SMELLS LIKE GREASE N SWEAT N SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK.

i was wondering, if i should just do a random character or one of the jjk cast and choso just came into mind at first. idk why but i think it fits ahaha.

omg🧍🏻‍♀️ive no words to say about that smut. delicious, devious, dampening. he is my every fantasy and i desire him. i desire him so deeply

here to serve!! so glad you liked the spicy scene. they are always a pain in the ass to write.

aaa he hurt her in his sleeeeppp 😭😭 for a man that cares so deeply like him that mustve really fucked w him.

YES!!! you're the first to comment on that!!! also thought that this is so so so SO BAD for him. like he would never (physically) hurt her and doing it unintentionally in his sleep??? EVEN WORSE. poor boy must have felt so miserable and angry at himself after.

the way he loves is sooo providing and stubborn to a fault but almost in a way that’s kind of grounding lol

honestly, love your observation about the potential family man side of satoru! his love IS fierce, demanding, and sometimes overbearing, but at its core, it's deeply protective, and i think you're spot on about that being grounding.

but THIS….so calm, collected, so sure of his love for reading that he’s willing to let go of almost everything that has given him purpose in life up until this point. it aches.

so happy satoru's fall from grace hit well!! wanted that choice of his to feel both shocking and inevitable. not a desperate outburst, but this chillingly calculated decision, born out of love. it just hurts so good!

thank you so so much for your lovely reactions to the chapter ellie, as always!! it means the world. also give me some of the tequila lol. sending you kisses and hugs ♡

[horizonclan]

OH NOOOOO HIS LEGGIES!!

Im fucking cackling XD

[daddyn3xus]

Im just cackling through the whole thing. No longer the daddy dom lmao /lh

-🌻

FHSJDBFGDSJFSD NOOOOO 😭😭😭

[lovelyemerald]

So uh....this is my first fanfiction...give me a break 😂😭 I hope you enjoy!!!

Sanders Sides Fancition

All sides are present

"Spooky Scary Skeletons that shiver down your spine" TW: angsty beginning, wrong turn movie, some spooky moments, FLUFFY ENDING HEHEHEH

It was rather quiet in the mind palace when everyone was just chilling, doing their own things.

That is...until Virgil turns on a horror movie.

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Its October, and the sides know Virgil loves Halloween. I mean, LOOOOVES Halloween. Meanwhile, in the living room, all the sides were just scrolling on their phones. They were found doing that if Thomas was.

Virgil smirked and pondered. He took the remote and turned on the TV, and puts on Happy Death Day. "Good movie choice" Virgil thought. As the movie started, all the sides looked up.

Patton gasped and pulled his cat hoodie strings to hide his face "NOOOOO PLEASE VIRGIL NO MORE SCARY MOVIES..I CANT HANDLE IT" Remus smirked "No Virgil don't listen to Patty Cakes, I love this movie! Doesn't have enough gore though..." Roman shivered that Remus' comment "It has plenty...Virgil you know Patton can't handle these..."

Virgil was clearly ignoring everyone. Logans eyebrow cocked, wondering why he was so careless about Pattons fears. "Virgil," Logan said sternly, "Patton cannot hand-" "Then he can leave" Virgil responded.

Logan stopped and closed his mouth, unable to form words for the stubborn side. Patton sniffed and felt his heart split in half. Janus chuckled. "The drama..." Roman scoffed dramatically and whispered to Patton. Patton giggled and nodded, and they both left. A little after they left, Logan turned off the movie off. Virgil hissed, "What was that for Teach?!" Logan pointed at where their two fellow sides were. "You hurt Patton." Vigil looks down, and deep down feels terrible. "I should probably go find him..." he stands up and walks away. Logan chuckles, "poor Virgil..."

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Virgil went to Pattons room and knocked on the door. "Hey dad? I'm sorry for not respecting your boundaries...I should of taken in to my room... " silence. "...dad?" Virgil twiddled his thumbs, and opened the door. The room was fully dark, and Virgil jumped. "Patton....are you okay?! Look if this is a trick I'm sorry!...what in the world?" Virgil could only see a glowing feather in the middle of the room on the floor. He picked it up and looked at it. "Woah...that's cool..." the feather glowed brighter and Virgil saw a Skeleton sitting in Pattons desk chair. He had shivers run down his spine. "....the hell? I know this is some trick Patton" The skeleton then moved, and started chasing Virgil. "aHHHHHH-" Virgil ran and ran, he was a track star. He hid under a table, and as soon as he did, he heard laughing. "Oh man Virgil!! You are so cute!" Patton giggled and crouched down to see Virgil. "P-Patton...how did you-" Patton giggled as Roman crouched down too. Virgil scoffed, "what was this supposed to prove?" Patton smiled, "that I did something to you, you didn't like. I didn't stop. Its just to show how I felt" Patton looked down, looking sad. Virgil crawled out of the table and frowned. "I'm sorry Patton...I will NEVER do it again..." Roman chuckled. "Well...just to make sure..." he grabbed Virgil and pinned him down for Patton.

"Ooooo my little beautiful emo!~ you didn't think you'd get away with something without the Tickle Monster getting involved?" Patton evil laughed, and started tickling his belly. Virgil bursted out laughing.

"Nooooo!!! Pa-pahahahtton not there!!! Its the worstttt....bahahhaha!"

Patton squealed watching his son laugh beneath him. "Oh Ro, isn't he so cute?!" Roman chuckled, "such a cute little lee~" if you looked at Virgil, you would think he died because of how red he was. He continued to laugh, but he cackled as Patton gave him raspberrys on his belly.

"Mmmm..this is my favorite candy! It's so filling and sweet!"

"PLEAHAHAHASE PAAHAHAHATTON!!! IM! IM GONNA DIE!!"

Pattons eyes widened and looked at Roman. "Oh no! Roman! He might be dead! Do CPR!"

Roman gasped dramatically and nodded. He gave raspberrys on his neck as Patton tickled his sides. Virgil was in hysterics.

"I-I'M AHAHAHAHLIIIIVE I PRAHAHAHAHHAMISE!!"

Patton giggled and stopped, and hugged Virgil. Let's say, Virgil was more mindful for Pattons innocent sake.

Notes: AHHHHH PLEASE IDK IF THIS IS GOOD 😭can you guys send requests ? I'm NOT good at coming up with them

[obl1vionblackhart]

Group chat

The house of black x reader

(Gif not mine!!)

Summary: Reader makes a gc with the house of black… and it’s just chaos 😁

Requested?: no

Pairings: The house of black x gn!reader

Warnings: maybe a bit of swearing? Idk

*y/n has made a group*

Y/n: 😁

Julia: OOOOO HI

*Buddy Has left the chat*

Y/n: UM EXCUSE ME

Julia: :(

*Malakai has added Buddy*

Y/n: YAY

Malakai: if I have to be here, you do too.

Buddy: how is that fair.

Brody: let the kids have their fun.

Y/n: WE ARE NOT KIDS

Julia: YEA WHAT THEY SAID

Buddy: it’s 3am and you’re spamming a groupchat, I disagree

Y/n: you want childish?

Buddy: try it.

Julia: STOP BEING MEAN

Brody: I think you forgot to turn your caps lock off again.

Julia: OH YEA

*Y/n has added Kenny omega*

Julia: NOOOOO LMAOOAOAOAOA

Buddy: .

Kenny: … hi?

Y/n: you wanted childish.

*Malakai has removed Kenny*

Julia: IM CACKLING

Y/n: yk if you decided to come watch a movie with me I could hear you cackling :(…

Julia: honey-

Y/n: please… :(

Brody: go watch a movie with them Jules

Julia: he speaks!!

Brody: I can just go again

Julia: no…

Malakai: all of you go to bed.

Y/n: yes sir-

Julia: kinky

Y/n: JULIA

Buddy: she’s not wrong

Brody: I agree…

Malakai: …

Y/n: fuck you all 🥲

*Y/N has gone offline*

Buddy: NIGHT SWEETCHEEKS

*buddy has gone offline*

Malakai: I swear to god.

*malakai has gone offline*

Brody: goodnight Julia

Julia: NIGHT :)

*Julia and buddy have gone offline*

A/n: lemme know what you think! Should I make this a series? <3

[thegongoozlerreacts]

Nimona

watching nimona on netflix

spoilers under the cut

(i already watched a lil of the movie a few days ago so this starts on the part where Ballister is knighted)

VROOO OH MY GOD I CANNOT BRLIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED

WHO TF SABOTAGED HIM LIKE CUZ IT WAS DEF A SABOTAGE HELLO ????

Ballister does not deserve this

lmaooo Nimona ??

LMAO he thinks she’s 10 💀

what ?? job ?? help me im

Nimona is cute

i understand why everyone is saying Ballister has those big wet eyes

damn he really lost his arm

i feel so bad for Ballister :(((( he was sabotaged :((( someone messed up his sword :((

?!?! how did she get in

damn she’s projecting

LMAO SHE JUST PUNCHED THE CODE ???

i like the aesthetic being a mix of medieval and futuristic stuff its very cool

bro Nimona im

BROOO HELP.

omg they are gay

ohhhh she’s a shapeshifter

help the guy is so confused this is so funny

all the animals she’s turning into is pink

reminds me of beast boy from teen titans

i love Ballister but he’s kinda pathetic LMAOAOAOOA

why is she still calling him boss he does not want any part in this

KSKDJSK SHE STILL THINKS AMBROSIUS IS HIS NEMESIS

the thunder clap

Nimona’s just doing this cuz she’s bored n he’s an outcast too wild

i get it tho she’s just looking for someone who understands her

she’s so eager to murder someone 💀

why does this feel like she’s forcing him to adopt her like

i hate these guards this todd guy is annoying like stfu bro

todd shut up im gonna punch you

Ambrosius no :(((

damn favoritism

wait did she just eat a rat

SHE ATE THE RAT SHE ATE IT ?!?!?!

not careless whisper im 💀

the guard talking about what kind of otter it was lmao

DAMN NIMONA NO WAY HELPPP MOCKING HIM PUBLICLY LIKE THAT WILD

‘I’m not pushing you, I’m encouraging you forward!’ LMAOAOAO

oh no theres security cameras

todd stfu

um ew ? that pizza is from the floor ?

Ballister stfu ur not accepting either dude dont even 💀

bro cant read the subtext

is she telling the truth

oh help lmao she’s just lying im cackling

bro they know ur there 💀

this mean really is pathetic thats so funny

i think you should wear different clothes Ballister

HELPPPP NIMONA ??? BRO’S HAUNTING THE GUY THATS SO FUNNY

THEY KUST KIDNAPPED HIM BRO

Also the way Ambrosius? that look in his face? the way he couldnt shoot Ballister? bro,,, ur not slick im onto you

is the guy even still alive ???

Nimona is very chill about the arrow in her leg

damn i,, he’s giving caring father vibes lmao

HELP THE GUY THEY FORGOT ABT HIM THATS SO FUNNY IM DYING

‘Who’d protect Todd?!?!’ CACKLINGGGGG IM CACKLING

!!! OH MY GOD IT WAS THE DIRECTOR

i knew it dude she gave off major villain vibes

Nimona’s so mean thats so funny im cackling

??? Ballister stop making excuses bro

they did brainwash him good bro

why did the director sabotage him tho

‘the man i love, my best friend’ KFHEODJSIDU GAY

HELP ME HE’S JEALOUS IM DYING ‘He’s got a new best friend, what’s that about?’

‘Arm chopping is not a love language’ wise words from Nimona and Ambrosius

NOOOO THE PROOOFFF I HATE YOU TODD I HATE YOU

gasp dude i can FEEL the betrayal

nice !! chaos !!

i really like the animation and art in this movie, its very nice

oh no theyre fighting :((

HELP THE GUY STILL FOCUSED ON THE KIND OF OTTER IT IS

damn :(( theyre fightng :(( the gays are fighting im devastated bro

TODD SHOULD BE THE ONE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE IM GONNA PUNCH TODD

oH NO NIMONA NOOOOO ODHWOFJEID

OH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

oh no Nimona :(((

oh she flipped the table

‘And I’m the monster?’ :((((

bro :(( this is so sad

awww Ballister suggesting they go over the wall together to make her feel better

aww !! theyre bonding !!

so u killed her cuz u couldnt stop being narrow-minded

DID SHE JUST STAB AMRBOSIUS NOOOOOOOO FUDE NO AMBROSIUS WTF

oh its Nimona

HELP THE DIRECTOR’S FACE WHEN NIMONA SHAPESHIFTED BACK

oh hey theyre playing Monopoly but magic

oh hey they posted it on their version of youtube

dancing shark !!! aww theyre so cute

oh shit Ambrosius is mad !!!

bro the director killed the queen dont listen to her !!

oh theyre happy :)) but something’s gonna happen n then they wont be happy :((

LIAR !! IT IS HER !! but damnit she is indeed a shapeshifter but no !!

bro everyone’s mistrusting each other now

ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP

Ambrosius u ggot it all wrong !!! no !!! NOOOO !!!!!!!!

what is that scroll

she is just a child !!

‘Because I love you’ !!!!! OHO SHIT BRO TODD SAW IM GONNA KILL TODD

oh shit oh my god holy shit i

?? Todd bro leave

omg was she Gloreth’s friend ?? but that was thousands of years ago?? how old is Nimona ??

who is this blonde girl

oh no :(( SHES A CHILD

bro the villagers were the one who set it on fire

omg yeah it is Gloreth

BRO <//3 I CANNOT BELIEVE

oh shit whats happening

shut the FUCK up todd

um what is that

oooh its like a giant shadowy mass

oh thats kinda cool actually but i feel so bad for Nimona :((

bro the institute sucks man

she’s just trying to get to the statue of Gloreth

!! NIMONA DONT DIE !!

LETS GO BALLISTER STOP HER FROM KILLING HERSELF

youre not alone Nimona :(( yyoure not alone sobbing shaking crying youre not alone !!!

???? stfu director u killed the queen for noth

AMBROSIUS ?!?!?!

oooh now she’s the opposite of the shadow thing very cool

?? wait she’s still alive right

bro what where is she ?!?!?! theres no way she died ?!?!

oh the wall is broken

THEYRE GAY !! LETS GO THEYRE TOGETHER THEY KISSED

ooh they go beyond the wall now very cool

starts crying that drawing is so cute wtf

damn the lair was left in the same way they left it that night

!! oh nice she’s there awesome

this is a banger credits song

i wanna read the comic now

[cyancherub]

UHMMM HELLO ????? NEW THEME ?????? 😫

CAS IM SOOOO IN LOVE WITH THE BLUE AND SUBTLE RED CONTRAST N AKI LOOKS SO MMMMMMMMHHH bursts into a puddle of slimey sticky slippery coochie juices 🧨💥💦💦💦💧💧💧

IM CACKLING NOOOOO PLS I DID IT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES I HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK NICE LATER DONT LOOK YET !!! BUT EEE thank u ur the sweetest..giving u a kiss on the forehead <333 and trying not to slip on the wet floors from both of us seeing aki ! ! ! !!

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

"you FORGOT your MOTHERS???"

GDJGKDK I WAS GONNA SAY IM WITH LUCY ON THIS AND GOT DISTRACTED BY MY STUPID SON SHOWING UP WITH "I NEVER LET MOTHER KNOW WHAT'S IN STORE" AND AS IM CACKLING HE CONTINUES "LAST YEAR IT WAS A HELICOPTER RIDE -"

N O. NOOOOO. YOU STAY AWAY FROM THOSE IM WARNING YOU

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

11x07 of chicago fire

i always loving seeing the girls on fire scenes

STEALLARIDE

they’re so cute!!

THIS ISNT FAIR

im so proud of Stella

she's fantastic and im in love

boden and kidd’s father-daughter relationship is something to live for

hermann and cruz are unofficial besties and father-son

we deserve more of them

we don’t see hermann in charge too often

i love it

who’s this guy that thinks it’s okay to make fun of a firefighter who’s doing his job????

also

thE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN TO HELP?

HUH?

w h o   i s   t h i s   g u y ? ? ?

oH SHIT

THINGS JUST GOT OUT OF HAND REAL QUICK

oHHHH NOOOOO

lieutenant kidd taking charge is everything i never knew i needed

oh who am i kidding

i always knew i needed that

‘hey, john, we’re gonna get you outta here’

john’s gonna die, isn’t he?

oh poor john

poor guy

they're making cry for a character ive known for 8 and a half minutes

john’s definitely dying

definitely

*snort*

‘an expensive midlife crisis... time for a minivan’

sev’s gonna take the bike???

John is sooooo dying

one hundred percent

carver and gallo would be good friends tho

like

if the writers stopped causing unnecessary drama around carver

i could see them being besties

‘weirdo of the week’ is an understatement

LMAOOO the ‘hypothetical’ with ritter and hermann is making me cackle

‘and the friend was maybe dying’

‘and not fun anymore’

‘he could pull through! it’s possible.’

‘what kind of hypothetical is this?’

hermann spiralling to ritter is hilarious to me

I FUCKIN KNEW HE WAS DYING

aw poor hermann

‘you tryna rub a hole through your equipment, cruz?’

‘it’s called cleaning capp. you should try it sometime.’

we love that interaction

kellY LOOKING OUT FOR CRUZ

I FUCKIN KNEW KELLY WAS GONNA GET THAT BIKE

oh wait

mouch???

ohhhh

it’s his midlife crisis

‘do you know how to write a bike?’

‘more importantly, do you know how to fix one?’

‘eh, i'll manage’

sure you will mouch

sure you will

mouch asking kelly for help just as kelly’s leaving?

peak comedy. golden.

fuCKS SAKE

THAT GUY AGAIN

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MAN????

steLLA KIDD TAKING PICTURES OF HER GIRLS LIKE A PROUD MOTHER

stella looks good in her lieutenants uniform

reALLY GOOD

macy’s mom needs to take several seats

macy made her choice ma’am

either support her or get the hell out

goD STELLA’S GONNA DO SMTHING STUPID BECAUSE OF THIS, ISNT SHE???

hermann’s really showing his age

im living for his crusty father humor

ritter finding katherine in twenty seconds while hermann’s complaining is *chef’s kiss* we love to see it

sylvie brett looks absolutely gorgeous

mouch is giving me second-hand embarrassment and I DONT LIKE IT

capp smirking at mouch makes me cackle

gallo and hermann’s niece??

still??

reassuring husband!kelly is what stella needs

thank you kelly severide

stella please

baby

stop doubting yourself

oH MY GOD

THIS GUY

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GUY?

WHADDYA WANT?

thank you boden

bro better leave

right. now.

good

he’s gone

‘hopefully that’s the end of it’

wallace

please

we all know that that’s not the end of it

that's nowhere NEAR the end of it

stella testing kylie is adorable

and the worry written on her face??

god it kills me

stella

stop doubting yourself

please

let kylie do what she wants

and SUPPORT HER

ritter is concerned

he’s gonna do something, i can feel it

hermann trying to talk to the automated message is peak father behavior

christopher rambling on the voicemail is so sweet and so cute

kelly you better help mouch

dude’s about to hurt himself

oh thANK GOD

mouch’s sly little shrug to cruz

kelly’s face of ‘oh great, now im stuck w/ it’

oH MY GOD THE HECKLER’S BEHIND THEM

WHY?

god

what the fuck do you want?

gallo and carver’s exasperated look

we love that

WHY IS HERE?!

dude just causes chaos and then leaves

brO GET THE FUCK OUT

thank you random police officer

get him outta here

please

i can't stand this asshole anymore

oh so john’s not dead?

brett’s reaction to hermann is so cute

oh they were serious about turning the washer/dryer area into kidd’s office??

looks nice

OHHHH

RITTER BACKSTORYYYY

oh poor baby

ritter

i love you honey

you’re perfect lovely

yes thank you ritter

you're helping stella w/ this

thank you

mouch wearing sunglasses while standing next to bike that he ‘fixed’ but can’t drive just SCREAMS midlife crisis

its also giving me second hand embarrassment and i can't stand this

truDY

trudy: ‘what’s going on here?’

me: ‘mouch is having a midlife crisis’

LMAOOO

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

I THOUGHT SHED BE PISSED OFF NOT TURNED ON

LMAOOOOO

everyone in the background smiling and being confused is a meme waiting to happen

‘hop on baby’

GOD STOP

everyone cheering loudly for mouch and platt is adorable

y'all 

THEYRE SO CUTE

the fuck kinda name is edgar weston?

look

edgar

i get you're pissed off

but there are better ways to go about it

than to HARASS a bunch of firefighters

and paramedics

who are just doing their job

ooooo

stella and kylie

yes

aww their banter!!!

also

kylie’s so pretty!

ah god

the heckler

bro

theY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

THEY DIDNT START THE FIRE DAMMIT

also

god

viOLET

YOURE MAKING ME CRY

hanako’s performance is amazing

oh poor guy

i still don't like you tho

poor violet’s ‘you can’t’ just breaks me

oh john

he’s alive!

oh damn

then what’s gonna be the consequences of his actions

john

you’re overthinking this

hermann is great at giving advice

awwww

that’s so sweet

PFFT

‘i'm the guy who left that very long message’

there are better ways to introduce yourself

im shipping katherine and john and i barely know them

aw stella

awwww stellaaaaa

looking out for her girls!

THATS SO SWEET

cindy and hermann are adorable

oHHHH

THATS SO CUTE

they’re so cute!

awwwwww

AWWWWWW

ohhhh joeeee

how's this gonna go???

please tell me its approved

BRO?

THE SUSPENSE

YES

OH MY GOD

ITS HAPPENING

YESSSS

THATS AMAZINGGGG

THATS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

[floralseokjin]

⤑ 9 months to fall in love 14 replies.

@sweett-nightt replied: “You like it when I call you that.” i screamed, aaaah, i literally melt every time he calls her angel 😭 now i’m dreaming of their wedding day im gonna cry 😭 i just feel so loved and i’m not even OC 🤣🥰❤️

LMAO that’s so cute though! This story has a way of making me feel very single tbh 😅😂 Thank you for reading! 

@seokjinsyoonji replied: The woozy tattoo part made me laugh so hard omfg..

LOL I’m glad!

@nanied93 replied: You spoil us with smut 🤧 I love them being together so often now! I wonder how her family will react. I can’t wait till she starts showing more

I felt a little rusty considering it’s been such a long time since I wrote smut omg 😩 but it was fun! Your wish is my command because they will be together 24/7 in today’s chapter AND she finally starts showing!!

@hauntedskies replied: omg this chapter was so SEXY

😮‍💨😮‍💨 it was 

@murphbearr replied: This chapter makes me feel so loved!!🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

awwwhhhh I’m glad 🥺

@rapunzel824 replied: This chapter was so hot and so cute at the same time.

Thank you 🥰 those are the vibes I’m going for! 

@firesighgirl reblogged and said: Oc is one lucky girl, waking up next to seokjin, seeing seokjin sleeping, touching seokjin's bare body and having seokjin go down on her as a goodmorning are all basic human needs😫 especially during the horny trimester! Manifesting her nipple orgasm soon❤ LMAO Yuna and her chaotic energy! I love soft and quiet jimin, they both fit perfectly together!!!! Nooooo not the holographic slippers nooooo they are like an extension of jin's feet after all these years!!! THE WOOZY EMOJI I AM CACKLING SO HARD JFJFKFKFKKFKF such a jk thing 🤣 OK now grandma Kim made me think of their marriage and I will be dreaming of groom seokjin and cry🥵❤(fun fact a few weeks ago I dreamed that I got engaged to jin🤧)

How to be Oc 😩😩 girl is living the dream! Yuna and Jimin are the cutest 🥺 can’t wait for them to get married!!! and LMAO watch Oc burrrrnn those holographic slippers! I’m glad you enjoyed the inclusion of the (sexy) woozy tattoo! Lastly, the fact you had a dream about getting ENGAGED TO SEOKJIN 😦 so jealous!!!! I hope you and dream Jin are very happy together 🔪🔪😇

@kookierecs reblogged and said: Ugh Jin is so perfect 🫠 

Isn’t he 🤧

@moonsrecs​ reblogged and said: Yes girl, get it !!!! 🤪 Happy to see more of her inner circle find out about Glob and express their excitement 🥰 Glob is gonna be so loved 🥹. Also, love how cute and domestic they’re being 🤧. Can’t wait to see how telling her father goes 😬. 

Glob will have the best little life 🥹 CAN’T WAIT! I also can’t wait to show you how telling her father goes 👀 not long left to wait now! 

[abigail-nicole]

tgcf liveread 2

archiving the twitter thread I made when I first read Heaven Official's Blessing, Tian Guan Ci Fu, one of the most delightful reading experiences of my life, in March of 2020 (this post from 3/26/20):

Chapter 30 starting with some STRAIGHT HUALIAN ROMANCE

"the two were just staring at each other, grinning"

just BROS HANGING OUT IN BED TOGETHER

Yall Ghost City is so cool & creepy & gruesome???? I can’t wait to see what the donghua does with this???? The animation will be INCREDIBLE

I’m sitting on my roof reading & when Shi Qingxuan said “Ghost City is Hua Cheng’s territory” I cackled so loudly someone down on the street looked up at me

“There’s a path for you in Heaven, but you refuse to take it, and instead, chose to barge into Hell. What shall we do with you?”

Hua Cheng slouching behind the curtain is like ALL THE LIFE GOALS OF SEXY

Hua Cheng watching Xie Lian roll into his casino like “honey did you think I wouldn’t notice you”

Hua Cheng, to all the bouncers: if you see the Crown Prince of Xian Le THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND AND BE NICE TO HIM. also BRING HIM TO ME BY WHATEVER FLIMSY EXCUSE NECESSARY

IM SO INTO THIS I CANT STOP YELLING TO THE CAT SITTING NEXT TO ME ON MY ROOFTOP CAN YOU BELIEVE HE HAS THE EYEPATCH NOW??? CAN YOU CAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!

cat & I enjoying the sunset While I Yell ABOUT THE CASINO LORD HUA CHENG

gentlemen I know you’re in love but EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU

the sheer SEXUAL TENSION OF THIS SCENE

Oh good people in-scene are literally fainting because the sexual tension is too strong

Xie Lian: oh no all I can bet is my lunch leftovers which is this half eaten bun Hua Cheng: thank god my boyfriend hasn’t changed & always carries trash around in his pockets

this Dramatic Bitch I Love Him

Did I say Xie Lian was a himbo? I was wrong. Lang Qianqiu is the REAL himbo around here

The Two Himbos Win Out: we can’t lie to a friend that breaks bro code

oh my gOD IM LOSING IT

Okay let’s stop & talk about this personally & narratively

As an obligate extrovert who needs to be around 2-6 (but no more) people at all times to be happy: SAME, HUA CHENG, SAME

Narratively: if Hua Cheng our a flashing neon sign around his neck that said SINGLE it could not be more obvious than this comment (which was immediately preceded with “I never go to brothels”)

Hua Cheng, in this scene: I DON’T SLEEP AROUND, I’M SINGLE AS FUCK, CAN I MOVE INTO YOUR TINY APARTMENT SHRINE

and thank god the reaction from Xie Lian is “omg please move in with me immediately, we’ll share a pillowless bamboo mat and eat trash” and Hua Cheng is so happy

why is Hua Cheng so sexy ughhhhhh

this is a hell of an image

Noooooo don’t keep secrets from each other nooooooooooooooo

Jun Wu: don’t touch the scimitar no matter what

Xie Lian:

Jun Wu: don’t touch the scimitar no matter what

Xie Lian:

Xie Lian: is the scimitar his penis

Dad:

Xie Lian:

Nooooo why are they keeping secrets from each other is so stressful

Nooooooooo THIS IS GAY PANIC FROM XIE LIAN

AHHHHHHH THIS BOOK IS HITTING EVERY SINGLE HIGH NOTE

I had to read Hua Cheng’s lines here out loud in the sexiest voice I could think of bc threatening someone for your significant other is Sexy

Omg I Love E-Ming as much as Ruoye im sorry i was ever scared of this cute little pup if a sword

oh!!!! Soft!!!!! he is a Soft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh i should’ve quit after.... so many parts ago I have to work tomorrow BUT i couldn’t leave if Hualian were Upset At Each Other now that theyre holding hands i can finally sleep

Okay I’ll resume tmrw with ch 49 in #tgcf, #heavensofficialblessing, this delightful delightful charming delicious piece of fiction please tune in anytime you like for a read along at https://sakhyulations.com/novel/heaven-officials-blessing/

(Full resources for mxtx translations at https://google.com/amp/s/thelostintern.tumblr.com/post/181315156804/mxtx-translations-masterpost/amp…)

archive note 2022: please buy official licensed publications of Heaven Official's Blessing, published by Seven Seas publishing, available where all major novels are sold!!!!!

[fictionalmenaremytype]

PERCY JACKSON SHOW AND BOOK SPOILERS BECAUSE OF FORESHADOWING!

Episode 4 highlights:

- Baby percy and swimming lesson! Omg it's so cute!!!!

- Kronos trying to get baby Percy??? NO STAY AWAY!

- "are you awake?" "No" *smiles*

- Annabeth nooooo I'm sorry your family are awful!

- "he's super grouchy when he doesn't get enough sleep" "he's super grouchy when he doesn't get enough negh"

- "I'm going to ask a stupid question" good sir you don't know it yet but that's all you do. "It's like you want me to make fun of you." Yes yes he does

- The thing on the train??? Was that a bomb???

- The glass! Grover you are so so smart ah!

- the chimera spine....

- What happened to those security guards?!??!?!?!?!?!

-That puddle shot?!?!?

- The arch being a temple to Athena is so cool and Annabeth nerding out?? Future Architect of Olympus right here!

- Percy's impression of Athena is definitely the no.1 reason that Athena doesn't like him...also why did he give her an English accent lmao

- and the Athena foreshadowing for the third season was immaculate.

- "Careful I think you're about to call me a friend." Yes, yes, he is. "Somewhere around here the oracle is laughing at us."

- Percy looked so sick and then collapsed?!?!?!? But then cut to them splashing him with water? I cackled

- Echidna is so scary wtf she's just a lady in a tweed jacket why is she terrifying.

- ATHENA LET ECHIDNA IS BECAUSE OF THE HEAD WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! DONT JUST KILL YOUR CHILD BECAUSE THEY EMBARASSED YOU!!!

-Annabeth trying to stay behind because the ECHIDNA is after HER!! PERCY GIVING ANNABETH HIS SWORD!!!!

-I WRITE THIS AS IM WATCHING HE JUST FALE OUTED AND PERCY YOU STUPID STUPI STUPID YOURE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- PERCYS GOODBYE SPEECH STFU

- OMG THE CHIMERA DUDE WHAT THE HELL HOW DID I FORGOT THAT THING CAN BREATHE FIRE

-ECHIDNA HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE FLOOR.

-AHHH PERCY FELL!!!

- He's okay he's got a ledge to hold onto

-HES NOT OKAY. HE'S FALLING!!!!!!

- Well done Poseidon.

- The cut to blacks for when he was underwater are the only cut to blacks that actually work in this show for dramatic effect.

- THAT THING UNDERWATER IS SCARY ID BE FREAKING OUT TOO!

THAT EPISODE WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOVING THE DIVERGENCE FROM THE BOOK ICL I THINK THATS MY FAVOURITE THING.

[star-mum]

Criminal Minds 3x8 - Live Star Reaction

1988 ????

Oh this is gonna be a good fucking episode

Heey that Cronos eating his children painting

OH NO THIS IS THAT EPISODE

IS A TWO PARTER ISNT IT ??? THATS WHY “PENELOPE” IS NEXT

I’m already pissed off

“I’m James Baylor, my friends call me Colby” WHY ????

“And every day you say I’ll show you a good morning hot stuff” EVERY DAY ????

She’s the one who first says “this is weird” but gOD SHE LOOKS HEARTBROKEN WHEN HE JUST AGREES

MORGAN ????? DUDE ????

Also cause by that logic, he’s “too smooth” and “too smoking hot” for her

I already know a lot of the shitty things the writers do to her this ep but I’m gonna be so upset, I can feel it

Like yes, we know this guy has ulterior motives and these are people dealing with terrible men on the DAILY, they both know a lot of them can be super smooth and charming so yes if something feels off, TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

But these aren’t just “her instincts” these are insecurities and Morgan is INCREDIBLY observant and he KNOWS Penelope

“You’d rather interview the grieving parents on the worst day of their life than the priest?” “If its alright with you, yeah” HONESTLY ? SAME

“Agent Morgan actually has some questions for you” SKSKSKS I FUCKING CACKLED OMG

Rossi knows about astrology ?? Fun little character detail

OOOOHHHH SHIT OTHER GIRLS FINGERS ???? That’s fucked in such a special little way

YEAAAAH GARCIA !! She should’ve yelled at Morgan more, I think 🤔

Like you are so right Sunny, Morgan is JEALOUS !! THATS WHY HES SO IMMEDIATELY AGAINST GARCIA GOING ON A DATE

Is she gonna get kidnapped on the end of this episode ? And the teams has to rescue her on ep 9 ?

THAT OFFICER JUST LEFT ??? DIDNT EVEN FOLLOW THROUGH WITH A GUY WHO WAS SPEEDING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Oh Emily is on the case, gET HIS ASS EMILY !! (on the Morgan-Garcia situation)

“Excuse me, ma’am” Oh she dead, oh she real dead

“cause I think he’s eating them” THE CRONUS PAINTING (i want to thank tumblr - embarrassingly enough - for imprinting that image into my brain)

Did the costume department need to give him the Dahmer glasses ?

Damn dude’s got a fucking recipe book

“God is in all of us” “so is Tracy Lambert” the loud dramatic telenovela worthy gasp I let out

Like all my braincells were waisted on the last episodes, I was trying to so hard but nope, no thoughts head empty

NOOOOO WE CUT AWAY TO GARCIAS DATE

“You don’t believe in luck?” ;-; I don’t like this

SHE GOT FUCKING SHOT ??????

TRENCHES !!! IM IMMEDIATELY IN THE TRENCHES