#IM DRY HEAVING

[dorogava]

happy valentine’s day, marry me.

slender arms wrapped around her lover's shoulders, digits absentmindedly brushing through soft tufts. she laughed, firstly. out of amusement, out of disbelief — they were no strangers to marriage proposals regardless of its abruptness. their life had been full of daydreams and talks of a life where they could freely be husband and wife. juliette longed for it, felt it in the depths of her heart. “ when and where ? ” she teased, slightly standing on toes to better meet his height, lashes casting a faint shadow over the apples of her cheeks. “ under the stars and the moon ? in the tunnels ? or in the confines of our bed ? ” she purposely tugged him down closer. “ are we cheesy enough to wed on the national and capitalistic day of love ? ”

[delusional-mishaps]

EVERY DAY I FIND A NEW TAG TO BLOCK

[ardentpoop]

sam winchester . sam wicnhetesrter

[atleastimaware]

10 minutes into Carol & the end of the world and I've never cried harder

[mjfuckboy]

i . am fucjing shaking and shivering what the fuck is happening jm sick im unwell

[ef-1]

yeah F1 is cool but imagine a driver gets shunted and he bodily rips off his rear wing (Which fucking says "Race Against CRIME") as he's being swarmed by officials

And he just yeets it at the guy who shunted him

[p4nishers]

"you go too fast for me, crowley" "aziraphale has picked up the pace" OH MY FUCKING GOD????!!!!

[sentientsky]

will i ever be normal about michael and david’s acting choices here?? (no. not ever. holy fucking shit i am unwell)

[cupiidzbow]

(BLOWS UP AND LEAVES A PAIR OF SHOES BEHIND) I got an amazing comm from @/almguav on twitter I feel so crazy and lightheaded rn IM SO HAPPY AUAGAHAHAHAHAGAGAQGGA

[poppy-metal]

art and morning sex yessss just all whines and kisses and ur both tired ugh need

hes so tender so worshipful, need him spooned behind me lifting my leg over his taut thigh and just sliding it in. moans right in your ear cause hes a slut like that, murmurs something like, "oh baby, you're so wet."

[raayllum]

But I do know I will pay the price for the decisions that I've made.

[pifabo]

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem

[saltpepperbeard]

Me these past 364 days: So HBO’s really just going to go and forget about our show huh? They’re just never going to show anything? They’re just going to hold off until who knows when? They just want to promote everything else under the sun but not give our cast and crew the much deserved attention and spotlight? Cannot believe.

Me today now there’s actually a very real threat of getting something within 24-72 hours: FUCK FUCK WAIT IM NOT READY I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK FUCK HANG ON WAIT A SECOND—

[wulfhalls]

getting him next week <3

[ef-1]

How am I supposed to explain to an outsider that the dash is like

Lando post

Trump post

Lando post

Lando post

Sistarstappen post

Trump post

'Fuck RAT BROWN!!!'

Lando post

Jake Paul post

Lando post

Trump post

Kpop post

And somehow they're all talking about the same event

[hella1975]

you wouldn't understand the suffering i've been through (the anime im hyperfixated on is airing its new season but im a dub anime watcher and want to wait for the dub to come out even though everyone is TALKING ABOUT IT)