#IM GOING TO EXPLODE I SWEAR TO GOD
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Swear to god this will be the last post I make about it but they finally address the whole 'south American' lostbelt thing only to 1: keep calling it the wrong location 2: still not get the right location


Like I need them to be so serious right now, it's not like the Aztec and Mayan civilizations weren't spread through Mesoamerica but they were not primarily Central American and all the named locations in this lostbelt are named after places in Mexico! Which is in North America! Which is very explicitly not part of Central America!!
#my post#IM GOING TO EXPLODE I SWEAR TO GOD#this is such a basic fucking error like how would they like it if I started saying they were part of mainland Asia??? like that would#be weird right?? it would be even weirder if I then was like 'well obvs they aren't actually mainland asia but we're gonna keep calling them#that 🥰 btw they're actually peninsular asia 🥰' and also one of their servants still referred to herself#as being from mainland Asia LIKE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD RIGHT#and yes they're going onto the 'there was...an alien' thing but#OH MY GOD ITS NOT THAT HARD TO GET A MAP#I'm honestly frustrated at how dumb they're making ritsuka too#like I do know the basic history of the Americas#and facts about dinosaurs.#ugh I'm SORRY I'm trying to be positive I just.#I want to beat something over the head with an atlas#how do you fuck around with this so bad it genuinely would've been less annoying to just MOVE ORT#negative post#criticism#me 2 minutes no hating: 😖
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about to shave my head and make a dandruff traumacore edit
#ITS SO FUCKING ITCHY ITS ITCHY OT FUCKING ITCHES AND IT FALLS FROM MY HEAD LIKE SNOW!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO RIP ALL YHE HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD A#ND SHAVE THE TOP 10 LAYERS OF SKIN OFF I SWEAR TO GOD#ITS SO FUCKING ITCHYDHDKGKSNFKFJDJFJFJDJ(N!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFGGH#ok im normal now#if anyone knows how to un-explode your scalp im taking suggestions#have had really dry bad itchy scalp my whole life
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ok errmmm so i saw someone in the Mark Hoffman tag say that Hoffman isn’t fat and i am here to say the YES HE FUCKING IS
YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE ISNT, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM BEING FAT, HE IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS!!!!!!!!! IM SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO TWINKIFY HIM OH MY GOD, LET HIM BE FAT YOU FUCKING COWARDS
#saw#saw movie#saw movies#mark hoffman#Vampiris speaks#im going to start exploding people with my mind powers over this i swear to god#he is FAT he has STRETCH MARKS and LAUGH LINES and EYEBAGS#AND HE IS PERFECT SO LEAVE HIM ALONE
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Really really really fucked up how im genderfluid. Like why couldnt i just pick one. But noooo one second i want to kill myself for not having boobs and thinking abt how nice it would be to be called she her but the next im completely ok with the inevitability of being bald and am proud of being a man and dont want to kill myself. WHY WHATS HAPPENING GRAHHHHHHH
#is this all just repressed hatred of masculinity in general?#maybe!#but who cares#i just want to be a girl rn#mdni#mdni blog#im going to explode#i swear to god#crashing out in the tags
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hey @autoboros i made your man gray (accidentally) (or not)
everytime i draw him he ends up looking so goofy
uh. schnecke
#uhh and i also forgor his headphones#(for like third time but shhh)#um okay i dont really have much to say im nervous grrr#but you know autobus it would be nice if you maybe wanna b friedns or-#haha jk#unless?#okay normal tags now#silly#splatoon#funny tag#art#splatoon 3#splatoon art#splatoon oc#octoling#i hate drawing checked shirts i swear to god my head is going to explode#the person who told me not to call auto schnecke is finley though say hi to finley
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i really need to write something anything as practice because im definitely rusty but i can't write casually i just can't every time i write something it becomes a whole thing i cannot be normal about any idea i have what am i supposed to do
#i wrote a fucking song the other day#of all the things#why? im not entirely sure#im losing the plot#literally#i need to write something or i will explode#also my dialogue brain isn't working#im normally pretty good at natural dialogue but i just can't 😭#it's an issue#im working on a wwy scene that's very dialogue heavy#and my brain is just not computing#i swear to god if i don't update wwy before june i will go insane#it's killing me#also i have like. 20 911 fic ideas#and i cannot choose one to start with#this is also driving me insane#i think i need to be put down#or locked up either one will do
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Hello mildly popular local punk band. In front of you is a dm from a potential new fan who has not heard you before, asking for the address to your show, which you have said to dm for. Your job is to not throw a tantrum about the fact that they don't follow you yet and to actually send them the address. Your time starts now.
#im going to put those mfs in the saw trap i swear to fucking god#I WANT TO HEAR U PLAY BEFORE I FOLLOW YOU IS THAT SO FUCKING INSANE#i literally just wanan go to a show with a friend#whayever theres other shows that day by better bands#still exploding them with my mind tho
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erha book 4 cover was revealed!!! (inhales)
((incoherent) thoughts in tags)
#I CANT LOOK AT IT#I CANT LOOK AT IT ITS TOO BRIGHT#also the yellow book joke lmao#ID LINK IT BUT IDK HOW TWT LINKS WORK ANYMORE#I CANT LOOK AT IT I CANT I CANT I CANT#buzz#erha#2ha#the husky and his white cat shizun#ranwan#FEEDING US SO GODDAMN WELL ST I SWEAR TO GOD#THEIR HANDS THE NECKLACES MAKING A LITTLE HEART#THE DOG AND THE CAT ON OPPOSITE SIDES#THEYRE WALKINF DOWN THE STWPS TOGETHED#THEYRE TOGWTHED THEYRE TOGETHER THEYRE TOGWTHRR#IM HYPERVENTILATING CRYINF EXPLODING EVEN DUING ON THE FLOOR DEAD AND PERISHED OH MY GOD#MO RANS QHITE OUTFIT CALL ME LUO BINGHE THE WAY IM GOING TO BE FRYING ABT THIS FOE THE NEXT MONTH#IM DEAD AND PERISHED AND CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING MORE#MY FAVORITE ARCS IN THE SERIES SOME OF TJEM ANYWAY OM GOING TO DIE IM GOING TO DIE IM G#THE NEXT BOOK IS PROBABLY GONNA HAV WTHW CONFESSION SCENE AGAIN IM HOING TO DIE PERISH DIE AND DIE AGAIN#I CANT SLEEP OM CRYING TOO HARD IM GONNA PERISH#coughs :) so normal abt this btw#kind of spoilers but not Really!!!#jus tin case#erha spoilers#2ha spoilers#in the TAGS.#also the cover. so. waves hand#s.SO NORMAL ABT THIS#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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went into the notes of that poll going around about if people want more seasons of supernatural and was immediately slapped in the face with how different my priorities are in this fandom from. a lot of it. what are you talking about ‘destiel endgame’. girl the show has bigger problems to fix than that if it ever had more seasons. they taught a three year old that the best way to be loved was to continuously try to kill himself and then they made him god.
#i can’t honestly imagine any world where there’s destiel and its like. satisfying. in any way.#as in: your options here are a) ignore the last seasons of dean. not treating cas very well to put it bluntly. you’d just have to ignore#that and go straight to They’re Fine :) Happy Ending which is. what i am picking up that the people on that poll want.#or b) go all in and make this a horror story to the end. give them destiel and make it exactly as fucked and miserable as it would#realistically be. and then that whole side of the fandom would be mad because toxic gay people shouldn’t exist actually. too complicated.#and the thing is that neither of these are at all satisfying. the second one is better. but its still. bad.#im being serious here im not trying to beat down on this. i genuinely cannot see a way. with the last few seasons setting things up the way#they did. that destiel endgame would make anyone happy. or be good. at all.#anyway like i said there’s bigger problems. new god went through years of child abuse and believes he deserved it because he was born wrong.#look me in the eyes and try to tell me this will lead to a good outcome. jack is about to do godstiel arc 2 except he won’t explode from it.#he is about to kill so many people who are Bad. and not see why that would be wrong to do.#okay im done im done i swear
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ADHD STOP IT!!!
so i was really down recently that i don't have any hobbies or talents??? so i decided to get into wood whittling?? and crochet??? and working out??? and all this other shit and i keep hyperfocusing?? and i made a whole ass chart for an event in my lore??? and ANOTHER thing last night about ANOTHER piece of lore??? a really important piece too??? and i keep thinking i'm too boring but what's really happening is the ADHD is forcing me to doing tons of things for no reason??? i think i've finally had the power of Extreme and Unrestrainable Hyperfocusing bestowed upon me, but a lowly young soul? is this what the gift of joy is like??? woodworking and notes app rants??? is this true happiness??? or a curse???
#i'm going crazy#what the hell#adhd#autism#what in the world#legit what am i even doing with my life#why do i need to do all this stuff???#is it gonna be important???#IS THIS A MESSAGE FROM GOD#I SWEAR IF THE UNIVERSE IS SENDING ME ANOTHER CRYPTIC NEURODIVERGENT OMEN IM GONNA EXPLODE#WHAKXKDKSKXJSJS
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Not enough energy to do anything. Just enough energy for adhd and bpd to make me go insane in the brain
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does anyone here even know who this guy is or is he just like a twitter thing
(I promise I don’t use twitter btw I wouldn’t touch muskrats unhealthy letter obsession with a ten foot pole)
#art#digital art#anarchy isle#aiosc#osc#rubys art#I swear to god I don’t use twitter#also yes I know he changed his pfp but he’ll forever be the guy w the skeleton in my heart#also also watch cygnus explode the millisecond I post this#okay im done rambling in the tags ill go now
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hi , i just wanted to say that i love the tags you leave on my posts and i hope youre doing okay !! <333
AND I LOVE WRITING THOSE TAGS ON YOUR POSTS AND I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD ONE TOO MAN !!!!!! <3
#asks#kennysdeadbody#i literally fucking exploded when i saw this earlier. i swear to god man.#whenever i see your art i am filled the urge to bite it. or like. print it out and put it on the wall.#im not even super into south park anymore these days. but whenever i see your art it tempts me in opening a blank draft and writing k2.#i miss kite. theres no nonhuman creatures in my latest obsessions. i gotta go back and write more kitesterion/kitenny.#they mean so much to me and im like. still exponentially in love with that piece you drew for Aurora.#i have it collaged onto my laptop homescreen so i can look at it.
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I need people to know that people on tik tok have started their own version of Goncharov called Zepatho which they are basically using for psychological warfare
#i swear to god if yall start bashing tik tok kids ill lose it#this is an appreciation post#im willing to bet these kids haven't heard about Goncharov#they aren't copying#i swear if I have to hear any of you going all 'this generation' ill explode#goncharov
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i see photos of tyler and i just
how much does he know
#this is about him liking my art øne time#and knowing my legal name and home address#LOOK IF I SEE CANON BLURRY WITH THE EXTRA MARKINGS I PUT ON HIM IM GOING TO EXPLODE#i swear to god if he has seen ANY of my au stuff#i need to know how much he knows about my stupid au#øk#blurryface.txt
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Hi asking for request again
I wanna draw 2p Can 😀
#im going insane im gonna explode#I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT TAG ANYTHING#i checked??!!!#and then I CHECK THIS POST AGAIN AND IT'S TAGGED WITH DD??????#is tumblr playing a bad joke on me?#how do i even fix this 😭😭😭
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