#IM IN MY EARLY TWENTIES!!!!!

[sieglinde-freud]

every now and then i’ll visit family and every single time someone and their big fat mouth has to bring up i dont have a boyfriend and now that im not a teenager anymore and especially now that im almost done with university theyre wondering why i dont seem to want one but unfortunately i dont have the kind of family that would understand what an “asexual” or “aromantic” person is so its just constant “when? when? why not?” GODDDDD SHUT UP!!!!! and i can only keep using the “im still in school” excuse for so long its bad, its so bad. is it not enough that i am busy chasing my own career goals and personal dreams? WHY WOULD I WANT TO SHARE THAT WITH A MAN. WHY?! “oh but youre pretty you must have a boyfriend” NO!!! THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!!!! any aroace men out there u need a cover hmu its actually so dire. my mom said she wants to introduce me to people oh my god i actually cant think of anything worse that could happen to me

[camiliar]

CALI MIKU

[halfdeadwallfly]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i had this old man teacher in middle school who basically was Charles Xavier. i mean, he looked the part, he sounded the part, he acted the part- really the only difference was the lack of telepathy and he could walk. and the name i guess.

well i ran into him the other day and his recently wedded husband. they met when he was in the military forever ago and reconvened and inevitably tied the knot.

his husband’s name?

Erik.

i am being dead serious. a part of me evaporated.

What in the reddit story…….. youre yanking my chain SURELY…. But if youre not has his husband ever expressed revolutionary ideation or—

[cvntroach5000]

im supposed to be retired from writing fanfiction yet ive written three little lads scenarios already and i have like two more cooking in my notes. what has this fandom done to me

[clarissaweasley-10]

holy ship grandma

im turning 14 in two months and ur turning 15 in 1

ikrrr im gonna be a 15 yo grandma and u a 14 yo zygotee

[flightlesstrash]

has anyone else fallen down the twenty one pilots to caleb p rabbit hole or is it just me

[zirkkun]

it's been really important to me to figure out how to draw physically older characters (i'm talkin only like 40+) bc of the plot of testplayer but god it's been so difficult. i have no idea what i'm doing

[gingerbreadmonsters]

ok besties im laying it all out on the table for u today

[evelili]

23 :>

[starlos-soulmate]

Everyone in my irl life is getting engaged or married. My cousins and friends around my age now have partners. Meanwhile I've dated three men and I'm currently doing this

What has my life come to???

[izzy-b-hands]

Going on almost week fucking three of a lot of days not going my way and im starting to get a little frustrated*

*fucking furious

[torksmiths]

i hope he gets stuck in a meat grinder and dies

[bloodydeanwinchester]

OMG YOU GUYS MY OTH LOVING HEART IS SOOOOOOO FULL AND HAPPY AT THIS NEWS!!!!!

[ragnars-tooth]

one thing they don't tell you about academics being your only form of validation is that you'll end up having incredibly embarrasing conversations. in my first year halls i told my mate i did badly at a level... and then revealed i got two A*s and a B 💀

i more than passed. i got the highest classification i could in two of the subjects i studied and i still thought i was shit becuase i didnt get the third A while actively sick in bed for a year. I DIDN'T GO TO CLASSES FOR SIX MONTHS. I HAD TO TEACH MYSELF THE A LEVEL CONTENT WHEN ALL ONLINE SUPPORT HAD STOPPED 'POST' COVID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T DO GOOD ENOUGH???

and not only is that really ridiculous on it's own- that i was never congratulated by my parents or my teachers for doing well because i could have done better, and should have lived up to my potential- but i also made my friend feel like shit. becuase he was on the more academic course than me and had gotten way lower grades (that were still incredible!!! he got on his dream course!!! he was doing what he wanted where he wanted to do it!!!)!!! i was so delirious to the high of BIG GRADE i didn't even realise i was putting everyone around me down because i couldn't get straight 100s!!!

IT'S ALL FAKE. IT'S ALL NUMBERS. THE AVERAGE GRADE IS A C AND C'S GET DEGREES. WHY DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY DOING ANYTHING MORE!!!

[idkwhatimdoingbutrandom]

if I have to read another dang ‘unpopular opinion: Raquelle is actually wayyy better than Barbie 🤭’ I’m blowing this place up