#IM KILLING MYSELF💥💥💥

[aroveins]

okay. time to stop myself from posting tjings that i shouldnt post on a blog that all of mu friends look at

[boneinator]

(lobster) time of the month

your fanbot now bears your curse as well. sorry 🙏

BBEHEJEHHE GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT

lobster period .....

[onconstellationstreetmp3]

the godfather: the annotated screenplay

[lottovalentino]

rotating beloved and this specific quote from the end of rote in my head 24/7. does it ever get normal in here

[electricpurrs]

godddd i miss church i cant believe hes been fucking standing there for the last 7 years stuck in time running dumb ass simulations before killing himself i hate him i miss him so much i cant believe hes okay

[boygirlctommy]

man i want to make an animatic about my ocs so bad

[kitwing-moving]

girl the horrors and pain got to me too

[0zzysaurus]

It’s over . we died

[sharkuro]

sighhhh... i think the reason i could never be good at art is because im not very creative at the core. no matter how much more technical skill i could have just doesnt matter since i wouldnt know what to do with it

[iron-sides]

ok ignore the fact that hes having a nightmare hes sleep floating :(( cutie

[rahhhbananas]

OP! SOCIAL MEDIA ★

pair(s): nami x male reader

au: modern

disclaimer(s): i do not own any of these photos!!!!

posted by namiswann_

liked by : _nicorobin666, frankyyyyy, and 2.1k others

nam1swann_ : “out with my twinssss!!😜 (aka late night pregnancy cravings with y/n.)”

tagged : @yn/ln , @msnojiko

yn/ln : tell one more mf I’m pregnant and it’s on sight. 🙅

acebiggestbbg : im the dad 🤭

luffy4piratekingg : the food looks yummy!!! 😋🤤

ussopthemighty : PLS ACE AND Y/N IN THE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME 😭😭

blacklegsanji : I would have delighted to cook for you! There’s no need to go to a greasy dinner!!! 🥰🥰🥰

posted by nam1swann_

liked by : luffy4piratekingg, blacklegsanji, lawakatraffy, metalkidddd, nicorobin666, frankyyy, roronoazoro, ussopthemighty, biggestcottoncandylover and 1.2 mil other

nam1swann_ : “MANN DOWN MAN DOWNNNNN!!”

tagged : @yn/ln

luffy4piratekingg : Y/N NOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

acebiggestbbg : IM SHITTING TEARS FHMDN

roronoazoro : honestly how did he do this?

metalkidddd : HOWWWWWW???

biggestcottoncandylover : he’s gonna need a lot more than ice to heal that 😭

lawakatraffy : @biggestcottoncandylover ice? He’s gonna need a whole new body.

blacklegsanji : Photography should be your passion!! 😍🤩

yn/ln : I’m wiping myself off the face off this planet….

nicorobin666 : @yn/ln it seems the trampoline has already done that for you.

posted by yn/ln

liked by : ace, frankyyy, luffy4piratekingg, roronoazoro, and 4.2k others

yn/ln : “this you bae??? 🤔🤔🤔”

tagged : @nam1swann_

nam1swann_ : HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT‼️⁉️

luffy4piratekingg : NAMIIIIII 😂😂😂😂😂

blacklegsanji : don’t worry nami swan you look beautiful.

acebiggestbbg : SHEE LOOKS LIKE MR FANTASTIC FOXXX😭😭

marc0man : ace is so fucking delusional, she dose not 😭

ussopthemighty : 💀💀💀

msnojiko : BOWWWWWWW

roronoazoro : this get back got back real hard 😭

posted by nam1swann_

liked by : lawakatraffy, metalkiddd, biggestcottoncandylover, and 2.1k others

nam1swann : “You cheating skank..”

tagged : @yn/ln, @acebiggestbbg

blacklegsanji : I could treat you sm better than y/n ☹️

acebiggestbbg : the man knows what he wants 😎

yn/ln : PLS NO WAIT THAT WAS A ACCIDENT I CANT KBDD8463874 GAHGH

nicorobin666 : Y/n pls do explain this, I’m far to invested….

ussopthemighty : @nicorobin666 is right bro i need a storytime asap!!

luffy4piratekingg : @yn/ln YOUR GAYYYYYY 🍖❤️💥🏴‍☠️💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈???? 😯

acebiggestbbg : LUFFY OMFG I CANT 😭

posted by yn/ln

liked by : nicorobin666, msnojiko, biggestcottoncandylover, nam1swann, lawakatraffy, frankyyyy, blacklegsanji and 3.1 mil others

yn/ln : “a post dedicated to my beautiful, loving, caring, and scamming girlfriend. I love you and every quality you have, good or bad ❤️❤️❤️ (p.s if you don’t stop posting embarrassing pictures of me i will delete this post, block you, and report your account.)”

tagged : @nam1swann_ ❤️

blacklegsanji : literally throwing up, crying, writing a suicide letter, bombing a country, and jumping off a building.

acebiggestbbg : im not laughing. ☹️💔📑

nicorobin666 : this is such a beautiful post yn, thank you for raising my standards yet again. 💙

nam1swann_ : OMFG BOOKKIEEE 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

lawakatraffy : take notes @metalkidddd. No women wants a fucking car engine for their anniversary.

metalkidddd : @lawakatraffy bitch fuck you.

biggestcottoncandylover : AWWWW SO CUTEEE!! 💕💕💕

marc0man : the last photo??? 🤨📸

ussopthemighty : UMM WHY IS NO ONE QUESTIONING THE OTHER PART OF THE CAPTION!?!?!? 😟

acebiggestbbg : @marc0man was it not obvious y/n was into pegging? 🤨

yn/ln : omg @acebiggestbbg GET THIS SHIT OFF MY PAGE.

[swiftmitsu]

more questions since the boredom is at it again 🥴 [i like asking tho lol] 1- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MROE MUSIC RECCOMNDATIONS EEE IT WAS SO GOOD 💥 2- What DnD class would you be [and what would the moral allignment be] if you could choose any 3-WAIT HOW'D YOU DO THE TEXT CHANGE COLOR THING I CAN ONLY DO ThiS [it doesnt melt into another color like the yellow thingy did 😭] 4- what are your top three ships [platonic or otherwise] [[personally poly star sanses 🗣🗣🗣]] 5- HAVE YOU TRIED THE WOOLIES COOKIES PLEASE OMFG THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE ME ASCEND 🎇 [not the ones with the macedamia, like the one with them BIG CHOC CHIPS EEE THEIR SO YUMMM]

YEAHHHH MOREEE >:DDD

1- AAAA IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT okay SOOO. pulls up killer playlist

If I Killed Someone For You by Alec Benjamin (MORE ROMANTIC KILLER EEHHEHE)

ORRR if you want sad/angsty Killer

Happy Face by Jagwar Twin

(has to force himself to be happy to cope with his life man. 🫠)

2- OKAY SO. IVE NEVER ACTUALLY GOTTEN INTO DND. (i really want to play a game one day though💔)

BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE CLASSES. I'd definitely would go with Ranger, being Chaotic Good hehehe

3- ISNT IT PRETTY??? (i did it because tumblr removed yellow texts option on desktop >:(( )

unfortunately I think you can only do it on desktop too, since you're unable to change the editor of the posts and stuff on mobile..... >:( (i used this post to help me :3)

4- EHEHEHEHEH

okay so honestly, im not much of a shipper lol

KROSS. though, i like seeing them as a queerplatonic pair more :)

KIST ALSO. EHEHEEE theyre both suffering similarly but also differently eueueu let them comfort each other 💔💔💔

but OF COURSE I NEED TO MENTION HORRORDUST. theyre made for each other man i cant even.

(alsO HELL YEAH POLY STAR SANSES EHEH. works good alongside the bad sanses poly *maniacal laughter*)

5- OH MY GOD. YES YES YESSSS.‼️‼️

exposing myself, but i work at a Coles bakery and we get to just. eat the cookies if there's any left over (there always is)

THERE WERE THE ONES THAT WERE SIMILAR TO THE WOOLIES ONE AND RAAAAAAA💥💥💥💥

I EXPLODE EVERY TIME BECAUSE ITS SO WARM. STRAIGHT OUTTA THE OVENNNN✨✨✨✨

[brewsterispunkk]

Aemond “One-Eye” Targaryen fic recs🐉

y’all. look. im as about as disappointed in myself about this hyperfixation as you are, but here we are. this man is the blueprint for enemies to lovers & considering good content is SPARSE, here are my recommendations. all of these are on ao3! & most contain incest of some kind bc they’re targaryens😶 so. yea. if y’all have recs that aren’t on this list, put them in the comments 💥💳💥💳💥💳

******

• our violent delights by bikadoo~~~ a genderbent lucerys fic! this was the first aemond fic I read and it set the standards HIGH.

• the one-eyed prince by hazelmcbrideauthor~~~ the aemond fic to end all aemond fics. the perfect™ enemies to lovers story. im rereading it right now bc im garbage <3 all of this author’s work is just flawless. i cant reccomend it enough.

• you see me in hindsight (tangled up with you all night) by fkevin073 ~~~ this shit has CRACK in it. it’s brilliantly done. an arranged marriage trope but OC is betrothed to aegon, not aemond🤭 im waiting for an update with bated breath.

• the death of peace of mind by idkmanokay ~~~ the first line of this one is “the first time he kills a man, it’s for her,” need i say more?

• smoke in the shadows by orestesdream ~~~ no incest in this one! OC is the daughter of one of the dragonkeepers.

• wildest dreams by ohhstark ~~~ enemies to lovers & a character study on aemond. completed work & only 6 chapters long!

[lostacelonnie]

how would honkai 3rd play out if otto was wearing cursed long shoes that gave him an ungodly urge to kick people on the ass and he had to fill a one kick per arc quota and he couldnt take the shoes off because he was cursed into liking them

FIRST OF ALL this is literally my favorite ask i've ever gotten so thank you. second of all i hope you dont mind how chaotic this is but i literally wrote everything down exactly as it came to mind, didnt proofread before posting, and also i barely remember half the older arcs. third of all this is a long post so readmore blast 💥

where dreams began + the end of destiny: im sorry but i genuinely dont know what he was even doing during this time. im just gonna say if any anti entropy personel was caught by schicksal they were just unfortunate enough to be the victim.

under the falling sky: you know that scene where he fucking shoots hua. when shes Not Quite Dead Yet he kicks her to add insult to injury

from the deep ocean: once again, i have zero recollection of what he was doing. does he even appear on screen? oh wait yeah in that one bubble universe where he has an orphanage or whatever. good lord i have no idea who that guy would kick. weren't theresa and children the only people there? oh i dont remember this part of the story At All. wait wasnt there a scene where joachim got mad at him or sth? for killing his father? well there you have it. out of character for that particular otto but it's time for a child to get punted

a shooting star streaking across the night: clueless. any suggestions welcome. perhaps void archives gets it, as it is the only one consistently around otto

elegy to yesterday: during world serpent's attack on the divine key testing site, otto Sees His Chance and disguises himself to infiltrate the battlefield for the sole purpose of kicking someone. all the valkyries present know its him bc of the ridiculous shoes but frankly they dont care bc hes a good distraction

here lies bellflower: yet another arc i dont remember. just like, In General. other than the parts bianka was in [yes i am a parody of myself] and the general gist of what happened. so idk </3

taixuan dream: he kicks senti in self defense. moments before being strangled

remaining flames: not really in this one is he. WAIT ACTUALLY NO wasnt his consciousness attached to some random HoD puppet to get the core???? then i guess he just kicked another one and nobody cared bc HoD puppets are just Like That

thus spoke apocalypse: as recompensation for all the confusion earlier, he gets to kick a lot in this one. first of all the false god otto boss fight is different, adding an attack. The Kick. second of all, while fighting in the space near the imaginary tree, he can finally kick as many of them as he can

following his death, afterlife-otto has to defend himself from the angry mob of all the people that died because of him Somehow. and so he gets to kick people until someone inevitably steals the shoes from him in order to reverse the roles. this goes on for eternity. The End

[apollos-olives]

Ur literally just racist. Hating white people isnt a fucking moral high ground. And no im not white myself cuz i know you'll just assume anyone who disagrees with you is.

And this is tumblr. Not twitter. Its a blog website comprised mostly of fandom and personal blogs. Get over it if people make things into a meme or use a meme to send news. That's how it's always been done.

And again. Wishing white people would die or commit suicide doesnt make you a better person. It doesn't even make you look like a better person.

Considering how upset you are about your people being killed you should also understand how terrible it is for white people when their friends and family die. Do you really wanna be that person? Do you really wanna be the person that made someone take their own life?

Just like your people who died, anyone who killed themself because of you and behaviour like this would be dead too. An it would be your fucking fault. How does that make you any better?

It doesnt.

So shut up.

SKSNDKSKCNSNFKENFJEFBEJC JSNCKEBCKWBFKSNCNENCNENCNEJFNEJFNENFNDND LABANAHAHAHHANAHAJSHABABAHWHAHQH !!!!!!!‼️‼️!‼️!‼️!‼️!‼️!‼️!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️!!‼️!‼️!‼️ 😭😭💀😭💀😭💀💀💀😭💀💀💀😭💀💥💀💀💥💥💀💥💀💀💥💀🤷‍♂️💥💀💥💀💀😭😭💀 AJAJAJSHSJAJAJJWJSHSJDJSSJ

you cannot be this fucking stupid oh my god... there's no way someone is THIS fucking stupid 💀💀💀

[bizarrescribblez]

Anyways- time to go off about my s/i lore for ever new d.an s.tevens f/os ive aquired in the span of a week 💀💥

Abigail (Frank) - this one i just now planned out thanks to jen BUT me thinks i’m joey’s cousin or friend who comes along to the heist for moral support since i had no beef or business with abigail or his business so i fr was just an outsider with no connection. idk what my made up name would be (ofc maybe ‘Bunny’ or ‘Rabbit’ i don’t know), but obviously me and frank form a kinda weird bond since he’s an asshole but understands i shouldnt of been there to begin with. (I have more but it delves into spoiler territory so ill prob do a seperate post for that!)

Godzilla x Kong (Trapper) - my s/i is alreasy pre established in the monsterverse (been there since godzilla 2014 :3) so i’ve already got that kaiju experience plentyfold! I’m a kaiju researcher mainlu delving into how they function and i love to sketch and observe them.. i work at the monarch base that ilene and trapper work at which is how i meet him >_< !! both of us being big kaiju lovers since he’s kong’s veternarian and i love love to doodle kaijus hehehehe

Night at the Museum (Lancelot) - just like my monsterverse s/i i think i’m also present for the first two movies :) starting off as somebody who just goes to the museum to relax and sketch then becoming a guide myself! A while after the second movie ends i end up getting transferred to the london museum seen in 3 and find myself relaxing the most in the exhibit Lancelot resides.. (yall getting lisa frankenstein vibes from this- 💥) anywayss once larry and the crew arrive and the london museum comes to life SO DOES LANCELOT AND OUR MEETCUTE BEGINS. The visual I have in mind @ me securing the tablet and he has to snatch me up and takes me + the tablet away on his horse… GET ME OUT!!!!!!!

The Guest (David) - ok you can see now i’m in too deep fr anywayss obviously david survives the first movie and i imagine is back on his bs @ pretending to be somebody he isn’t. like i imagine i come home from work to see him on my porch and him explaining he was waiting for me since he heard i knew the petersons and came to break the news that they died since he was a “family friend”. and obviously since i’m not smart i’d have him stay with me since he’d still be limping/have wounds from what happened (he’d claim it’s cuz he tried to fight back who killed them) so i fix him up and have him stay with me.. AND OBSESSION ON HIS END FORMS. ofc im just as obsessed with him but literally he would go after anybody who tried to mess with me and id be like ahahaha ok :))

Anyways…. Thats it im very sorry everypony i know all this is out of nowhere but its been rattling in my brain for a week straight and i had to let it out.. anyways this is me at s.kwisgaar + all my new schmoopies…. My blonde boys from heaven…