#IM ON MY KNEEEEES

[sleepyscara]

good day fatui nation..

dottore had me weak i fucking knew i loved that man WOOF

pantalone is baizhu (THEORY)

pierro is kaeya's dad (THEORY - fight me)

scaramouche is still on top tho ;)

[briankang]

minho via bubble

[boobliker42069]

day5 joan of arc im calling it. im calling it guys im

[evershifting]

looks both ways slowly then I grab my legato barbie and vash barbie and move them closer and closer till they're kissing

[oflgtfol]

wait looking at that gifset i just realized din is still avoiding calling himself grogu’s dad shakes my cage

[wildcmbcrsupdates]

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Bruna Marquezine via striketwoposes on Instagram, 09/23/2022.

[koolades-world]

Ok so I've randomly had this genius idea and was keeping it in my head for a month or so. And i for some reason had an urge to find someone to make this thing. And YOU got unlucky to be in my FYP with open requests! Poor you, now you are cursed with this request! (Also ur writing is cool, but im suck at giving compliments~)

Imagine being a one of the most powerful demons in entire devildom, falling from heaven, going through a war.. and you just meet a human, who is crying because of a paper scratch! That's the request!:

Brothers with Pain-sensitive MC/MC with Algophobia if you prefer.♡

Ahem🤓👆, Algophobia is a phobia of pain. No one likes getting hurt, but algophobic person is afraid of it more than normal ppl. Also Algophobia makes all pain feel even more painful because if the fear🤓👆

These two are pretty much the same, but Algophobia one has more angst potential than just "Pain-sensitive"

This thing sounds just so hilarious in my head, imagine after MC does something bad Lucifer wants to punish them, but then he remembers that this human uses cooking gloves to drink coffee because "its way to hot" and ends up with existential crisis because all of his punishments will turn Pain-sensitive MC into dust😭

I saw a lot of ppl headcanoning that demons are like "well, humans are fragile and easily will die!" and starting to think that human is dying when they broke a bone. Thats funny, but imagine what would happen if it ACTUALLY were like that. Mammon wants to get MC to the casino, but then sees how they slip and fall to their knees and the crying because "FFFFF MY KNEEEEES HURT😭😭😭" And he is just like..."Damn, bro, how u live like this" and ends up way to afraid to bring them to the casino bc of "eeevil demons that would eat them!".

Also i imagine that Levi would do something similar, but, lets agree that him asking MC to go somewhere is an impossible scenario. I think he will do a good job tho.

Satan and MC hanging out in the garden with cats and this dude, who can easily broke the entire house if he gets angry, casually watching this piece of human struggling to pet a cat bc of their shaking hands. "Come on, just pet it, u got it, MC." "but cats have claws and claws are paaaainful!!!!"

Asmo is probably the only one who will have no problem with that, lol. This dude loves saying about being gentle. Yeah, not surprising that i simp for him. But dynamic between Devildom's biggest slut and a Human, who never kissed with anyone because "well, if i am kissing someone, I can't tell if the person is not gonna get a knife a d won't stub me! and stubbing ppl is painful!" sounds hilarious.

Beel is a big cinnabun, we all can agree. But yhis cinnabun is so big, that it can easily hurt MC accidentally! Even average people often cause ain-sensitive MC pain, and someone as big and strong babyboy like Beel? Damn, poor big man and MC, who waits for hot food to cool down for 15 minutes before eating it because "hot food is painful!"

Belphegor probably will do okay.. i mean, if we ignore 16 lesson.. he is pretty gentle boy so i guess he won't do anything bad. But, i can still imagine how this dude might hurt MC in his sleep and when wakes up and sees them, ouch-ing and rubbing their cheek, because "you were asleep and accidentally hit my cheek.." while this dude was just changing his sleeping pose.

So you can make something fluffy with brothers trying to not-hurt Pain-sensitive MC accidentally, you can do it in memes, you can do some angst with Algophobia. You can do whatever you want, i give the idea, you use it if you want!~

Damn, this think came out like a whole ass post. But i hope you didn't got bored halfway, lol.

Have a nice day tho!~~~

hi! haha I didn’t get bored you understand me!! I absolutely love when someone is just as excited as me about an idea :) this is exactly what I do when I have an idea I love so much I want to squeeze it in a good way

glad you like my writing 🥺 <3 please enjoy!

Mc with Algophobia

Lucifer

he knows right off the bat because it was on your paperwork (creepy) but makes accommodations where he can (loving)

essentially baby proofs the house right after you arrive once he realizes you’re being serious including padding on every sharp corner

always has a first aid kit on hand because he’s worried about you and won’t hesitate to offer you all the time off you need

finds himself unconsciously making sure you're ok

Mammon

didn't take you seriously at first until you almost started crying upon reach into the freezer to help defrost Goldie yet again

wants to help you with your fear, and unveils all of his stupid fears to you, including his fear of public water fountains

when you're not together, he has his crows keep an eye on you for him to make sure you're ok

often opts to stay home with you if it makes you more comfortable

Levi

so so chill about it since he himself is afraid of many things, and while not paralyzing, goes out of his way to avoid all these things

lets you know the door to his room will always be open for you if you need a place to relax for the hour or day

protective of you in a way he never felt before

ready to listen to your woes and try to help resolve them for you

Satan

to some extent, he understands what it's like to be misunderstood and he goes out of his way to boost your confidence

knows some amazing professionals that might be able to help you out if you want

works on himself and his outbursts to keep you safe and unafraid <3

holds your hand as often as he gets the chance to reassure both you and himself that you won't get separated and avoid any potential problems

Asmo

100% finds many excuses to kiss your booboos

finds all sorts of fun cute ways to make sure you don't get hurt and stay happy

if you get hurt around him, he's on top of it and upset too since he hates to see you unhappy

whatever you need, he's got you covered. he carries some of you things in his handbag that he always has with him in case you need it

Beel

doesn't understand at first, but is more cautious around you

he knows humans are fragile but he severely underestimated your fear

however, he's willing to do anything that you need from him

he knows his strength and always finds himself moving slower and more protective around you

Belphie

at first, he couldn't have cared less but after he got to know you, he felt extremely guilty about what he had done

does everything to make it up to you and prevent you from getting hurt again

expect lots of gifts that include nice blankets and cute bandaids

finds his way to your room in the middle of the night often to make sure you're fine and then stays (he's totally not just sleepwalking)

[askfreesmart]

This ask is for Ruby and Ruby only, soo.. make sure to answer this ask when none of the other Freesmarters are watching.

Sing Two Trucks. The whole thing. ALL OF IT.

oh yes >:3

Two trucks having sex! Two trucks having sex! My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex!! Two trucks having sex! Two trucks having sex! My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex!!

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS MAKING LOOOVE AMERICAN MAAADE BUILD FORD TOUGH TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKYYYYYY!!!! GROWN MEN CRYY!

Two trucks having sex! (oh yes) Two trucks having sex! (oh yes) My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex!!! Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex!!!!!!

RIGHT BY MY SIDE! THE ZZTOP AND ROBERT ZDAAARRRRR THE MANIAC COP! ONE TWO AND THREE!!! THIS BBQ COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEEEEES!!! AND SO CAN THESE! two trucks

Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS ONE CINDER BLOCK CRUSH MY BODY! LIKE A ROCK SO BEAUTIFUL!!! NO STARS TONIGHT JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IM THE SKYYYYY!!!! THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY!

Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh) Involuntarily flex Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah

Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

phew! My head hurts now :D

[charliemwrites]

POCKET PLLEEEEEEASE JUST ONE CHANCE ON MY KNEEEEES im smitten and so is clover ngl are you cool w art pocket anon  👁 blease blease begging on my knees anything ANYTHING sobbing rolling on theground crawling at your feet (respectfully fhekwjdegt i dont wanna make you uncomfy frfr)

Fmekfm hey Pocket I think you have an admirer (other than Castle)

[wileys-russo]

GIVE US MORE BOYFRIEND LESS FICS PLEASE IM ON MY KNEEEEES BEGGING

I HAVE WIPS I WILL FINISH WHEN IM HOME AGAIN SOON FROM HOLS I PROMISE

[nano-hexbug]

If You Do Not Feel Happy Dirt Boss Can Make You Some Yummy Dirt Italian Wedding Soup

Dirtboss anon why do you keep sending me asks please i beg of you when will it end i cant keep doing this everyday i am tormented by your presence in my inbox what will it take tell me let me know im onmy hANDS AND KNEEEEES-

[hyunubear]

I purposefully sent it as a submission; the 😏 face was too intriguing and fit the vibes of the video alsjskdn (in the olden days you couldn't send links in asks god that was a pain)

HES JUST CASUALLY SO HOT WITH HIS BOPPERS OUT LIKE THAT LIKE SIRRRR PLS I AM ON MY KNEEEEES

I feel u moving on to kihyun for a hot minute because shownu left us parched o(-( hyungwon has been choking the life out of my resolve....shownu pls come home your wives are h*rny and miss ur cute face 😔

Oh😏😏thats fair kdkdd

He is😭😭😭😭 like sir WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE…

He’s so hot and so freaking adorable at the same time and i miss him so bad BUT ITS BEEN SO LONG…

Oh hyungwon has been SERVING!!!! Im sure shownu would understand if we had some while he serves his duty…

[into-control]

IM ON MY KNEES TAYLOR ON MY KNEEEEES

[huamulanss]

plsssss im on my kneeeees changeree the prophecyyyyyy

[chunkybork]

Commissions Open!

I graduated!!!!! And broke. :')

Help me get verified in vgen!!! Or commissions meeeee im on my kneeeEES

There's not a lot of type of services I'm currently offering because I'm new to commissioning world, but if there's a service or type of commissions you guys would want to see me offer, please leave a suggestion!!

[cowgirlcherrie]

IM ON MY KNEEEEES