#IT TAKES FOR E V ER

[transgendz]

I am going to keep this short because I have another post up explaining the whole situation. Basically, I am the provider of a household of two other disabled people. One has cancer and is about to start chemo.

Me and the other roommate have mono. I have been mostly unable to work for a week and a half now because I have been horrible sick and busy cleaning for a pre-immunocompromised person to start chemo.

We need $300 the day after tomorrow to get our stuff from our storage unit before it closes. We e need to rent a truck and drive upstate to get our stuff. They're remodeling the whole lot, we don't have a choice but to get our stuff or they'll get rid of it. The last stuff I have from my dead dad is in the storage unit.

Proof/details in cut below, dm for more info

We don't have the transfers going on the GFM yet, I'm working on that, and expect that to be soon.

PP--$C--V--kofi

$0/$300

Mono and cancer diagnoses pictured above. Note on that: without complication is funny bc presenting to the ER with complications is what got the diagnosis.

Goal slightly changed from original post bc we had to pick up some stuff for Amy (roommate w cancer) and the gfm hasn't let the funds loose yet, I think I may be able to get that sorted soon, which would be great esp bc she starts chemo on the 12th.

Also, for anyone wondering, mono isn't super treatable? Best treatment is taking it easy, eating well, and steroids. I have steroids, but lol. We aren't able to take it easy or eat well rn. Anything extra to help us get through this would be really appreciated.

Personally, I've not been this sick since covid nearly killed me. And that's not going to change the things I have to do to keep the household running and its members alive and well. I've been at the end of my rope for a while here.

Cancer is so expensive, and being disabled is expensive, and wow, my other roommate still needs to get his name changed for safety reasons, which is seeming less and less possible.

[yandere-wishes]

「✦ S n o w W h i t e ✦ 」

⋆｡‧˚ʚ Yandere! Roman Sionis x Snow White! Reader ɞ˚‧｡⋆

⋆.˚✮𝐹𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎 𝒯𝒶𝓁𝑒 𝒜𝒰✮˚.⋆

Thinking about Yandere! Roman Sionis in a Snow White AU. Thinking about him being the evil queen/king who wants to poison poor little snow white.

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❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n whose face is permanently bound to a black mask, whose wicked soul has bled into his physical form. Forever cursed by the dark arts to bear his sins to the world. Who locks himself inside his chambers in the castle's highest tower. Paranoia gnawing at his hardened flesh, he knows the kingdom hates him, he knows they want to savor his blood upon their tongues.

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n whose only companion is a magic mirror, one side whole, one side shattered, he can't quite remember if he's at fault for that. A magic mirror who tells him everything. Evil King! Roman whose paranoia drives him to ask, again and again, who the people rever, whom they worship as their king, who is it that the people admire. Who is the fairest in all the land? It's always him, the mirror says. Tyrant king, intoxicated by his own power. The damsels still yearn for him, the noblemen still fall at his feet.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who 's appalled that one day, one grim dark day. The mirror doesn't utter his name, it sings about the princess, the last remnant of the old monarchy that Roman had crushed. The precious daughter of the weak king and queen of old. She is the fairest, in grace and in face. The maiden who sings to the birds and whose musk awakens the flowers. Whose smile puts the sun to shame and whose eyes sparkle brightest. She will be his downfall, the mirror says, the people dream of the fair maiden superseding their potentate masked king. Dream of replacing tyranny with benevolence, of trading secrecy for candor.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n whose face is forever ruined and so he refuses to allow the starry-eyed little princess to be the fairest in the land. Envy and paranoia both sink their ragged teeth into his heart as he gazes down from his window. Bearing witness to the fair maiden singing by the well as she hugs a little rabbit to her chest so tenderly. He knows she has to die, he refuses to be bested by a little girl.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who toils day and night, mixing the deadliest of poisons with the vilest chemicals. Smearing his potion upon a ripe red apple. Your essence flashes across his mind, perfect lips drawn into a cheerful smile. For a second he envisions them caught between his teeth, your tiny body withers beneath him, eyes wide as you gaze up at him in adore and abhor. It's the bright red of the apple that shakes away such visions. The lethal red eagerly awaits to be pierced by your pearly white teeth.

❦ ︎ Y a n de r e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who's always harbored a demented little crush on the naive little princess his kingdom still reveres, who always dreamed of harshly ringing his fingers across your face, of having you kneel between his thighs and kiss his rings. Who's had many a sleepless night dreaming of turning you into his perfect little toy. And maybe this apple is a love letter as much as it is a dagger to the heart. After all, what is a poison apple if not love twisted into malice, painted by ruby ​​​​​​glass shards and laced with sweet sweet detest? What is a poison apple if not a confession?

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who pushes sweet candy apples between your teeth forcing you to take a bit. Whose body is dangerously close to yours, fingers digging into the delicate soft flesh of your hips, laying bruises upon the bones. You're kinda cute like this, Roman thinks, wide eyes, terrified, and yet all so trusting. Like nothing in the world would ever dare harm a soul as sweet as yours. You melt under his touch, desperately clinging to pretenses and formalities, far too shy to deny your king.

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who catches your body as it collapses, who watches as the poison dances across your face, dazed eyes hooded, forever closed. He takes a moment to appreciate this, you between his arms, lethargic and vulnerable just like a little doll. He carries you outside the castle, declares to the guards that 'someone' has poisoned the princess, declares that a public funeral shall be held. All while trying to hide his smug grin.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n, who only realizes how truly gorgeous you are when you're laying dead in your glass coffins marveled and exalted by all the weeping kingdom of Gotham. How dare they look at you, how dare they fawn over what's his. How dare they dream of what belongs to him. Ethereal beauty sprawled out among the red cushions entrapped forever in glass. How did he miss it? You may be the fairest but it was never you that he envied. He wanted you, needed you. It was the kingdom he was jealous of, the peasants or faux-faced nobles who fawned and swooned over you. Those who stole you away, those who made him hate you for far too long.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who listens as the people mutter about 'a prince', about 'true love'. They're too stubborn to let you die . Too hopeful to admit they've lost to the king. After all, they do say love is blind. Roman just hopes the village boys don't start lining up to kiss you. Clinging to frivolous hope that they are the one.

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who never knew he would miss the thorn in his side. Who uses black magic and forbidden sorcery to reawaken you. Inhales the smoke and kisses you push it past your lips and down your lungs. Who makes the crowd watch in the dead of night as he "saves you", declaring himself the princess's "true love". Later in the castle, he pulls you aside, "Be grateful" he warns "I could have left you for dead". You're too dazed to speak, swallowing the words as they blossom on your tongue. 'I preferred being dead' you almost long to say.

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who only now registers that you are his princess, his doll, the fairest of them all can only belong to him. You're not quite alive, not quite dead either. Clinging to Roman sitting pretty on his lap as he rules over all those poor unfortunate souls. Day by day your eyes grow more vacant, empty, all the stars have almost died out. Your only thoughts are of him, only of him, to you he's the fairest in all the land. Your one true love. The man who saved you from your eternal slumber.

❦ ︎ Y a n d e re ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who kisses you like he's trying to conquer what little of you is left, who bites at your flesh as if he were eating an apple . He relishes in the way your plush lips kiss across his shoulders and neck and masked face. Who can't get enough of his little princess.

❦ ︎ Y a n d er e ! E v i l K i n g ! R o m a n who still feeds you poisoned apples and watches as your mind grows numb and your body taut. Who enjoys having you so scared and mindless, hugging him close as if he were your prince charming...

🎀I kinda love the DC x Fairly Tale AU idea. And to think it all came from a quick nap lol. Let me know if you guys want more of these. I'm thinking of a Little Red Riding Hood au with Jason Todd and desperately need a fairy tale for Harvey Dent!!

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[ma1dita]

trouble's coming for you

a 'partners in crime' installment - luke castellan x dionysus!reader prev -> don't blame the kids | next -> now that we're older words: 3.7k summary: (established relationship) suggestive banter lol The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood. Also known as the three times Percy is completely oblivious about you two, plus the time he learns what L-O-V-E looks like for two teen demigods. (Luke Castellan x fem!Dionysus!reader) a/n: PERCY POV!!! maybe the real enemy was the blue balls Luke got from a clueless 12-year-old. you’re gonna tell me you wouldn’t overthrow the gods too? (posted 2/29/24, edited!!! i think!!! four hours of sleep later and a big kiss to @hotchfiles miss lari as always for inspo mwah)

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What’s in a name?

One of the last defining memories Percy Jackson had with his mother before arriving at Camp Half-Blood was her reminder that names have power. He’s held fast to that belief, treading carefully with his words in this unfamiliar place that he’s supposed to call home so soon after losing his own.

Being the new kid for the hundredth time in his life means that he’s accustomed to change, much less introducing himself as Percy Jackson, whatever that means at this point—but then becoming known simply as the kid who causes trouble. What then, is he supposed to do, when his first friend at camp introduces him to a girl who embodies the name trouble? 

To Luke, through Percy’s actions, it seems as if he’s trying to reclaim a crown that currently belongs to the beloved head counselor of Camp Half-Blood.

—

The dining pavilion is filled with mouth-watering scents and the sound of chattering campers to the point that it’s a bit overstimulating if he thinks too hard about it. Mr. Brunn—er, Chiron told him to take it easy after the events from yesterday, but he feels a bit tough on luck after making Luke run circles around camp trying to find what he’s good at.

“Is there a Greek god of disappointment? Maybe someone should ask if he’s missing a kid,” Percy says glumly, pushing the mac and cheese around on his plate. Luke sighs, letting the boy to his right speak.

“Oizys,” Chris mumbles through full cheeks before he cocks his head at the 12-year-old, “but she’s a goddess, and her whole thing isn’t really disappointment, it’s more like failure.”

Luke looks to Chris with a half smile before looking back at the kid and saying, “We’re gonna find the thing you’re good at. I know it.” He looks like he’s going to say something else before something, or someone catches his attention and it’s almost like the older boy is transfixed, eyes shining with mischief or something deeper that Percy’s young brain couldn’t comprehend just yet. 

“And here comes trouble…” Luke says with a smirk, eyes following your figure until your feet take you to their table. The sandy-haired boy twists around, expecting to see a goddess of some sort until he sees you, violet eyes and a lilt of something sinister—giving off the energy of someone who holds power but also likes to fuck with it. You cross your arms over your chest, gaze floating over the three boys and at the tip of your chin, Luke takes his plate off the table, prompting you to hop up and slide onto the smooth surface in front of him. 

“You look like someone kicked your puppy, so you must be the new kid. Peter, right?”

A snort of laughter comes from behind your slouched form, Luke partially concealed but body obviously shaking with amusement as he looks at you.

“He might just turn out to be a puppy kicker one day,” the son of Hermes jokes, “Meet Percy Jackson.”

“That’s not…”

You sigh at Luke’s idea of a joke, face incredulous as you lean over and conjure strawberries onto Percy’s plate. He’d never seen anything like that before, someone so casual about their abilities, but he didn’t have much of a reference past yesterday. This camp keeps surprising him in ways he’s never imagined possible.

“Heard D gave you a hard time earlier, sorry about him—I’d blame it on withdrawals but he’s just an asshole,” you offer with a smile and a handshake as you introduce yourself, watching the boy’s eyes widen with wonder.

“It’s not your fault…I’m used to being the new kid.”

Eyebrows furrowing at his tone, you lean in closer, voice turning serious. You’re a lot like Mr. D in the sense that it’s easy for you to poke at the kids who come through here for a reaction to make sure they’re okay mentally. When they don’t react is usually the call for help.

“Well, new kid, if anyone gives you a problem here at camp, you let me know. Even if it’s these two hooligans, or if it’s my dad.”

“You’re talking to our lovely head counselor, Percy. She calls the shots around here,” Chris chimes in jest. But only one part of your sentence sticks in his mind as he whips his head up from munching on a berry. 

“He’s your dad?”

“Yeah, unfortunately,” you giggle, “and though you’re sweet and I would love to have you as a sibling, he kind of has a rule on having too many kids at once, unlike other gods.”

“A rule he’s already broken,” Luke drones, hand fidgeting with the black bandana tied around your thigh, “but who knows? If Percy ends up to be one of you, well…may the gods have mercy on us all.”

A deadpan stare is directed at the scarred boy, and you swipe at his curls like a feral cat, making him wince and laugh all the same as he bats you away.

“Tough shit, 11. Do you know how many hellions inhibit your cabin? Your dad inflicts agony on me personally every time another one of your siblings walks past the boundaries.”

The petty squabble is interrupted by the chime of the bell over your heads, but you two are still in a world of your own. It reminds Percy of the time he watched two subway rats fight over a pizza slice on the 6 train—he didn’t really know who to root for then either. Chris sighs and gets up, nudging Luke to follow, which he does begrudgingly as he claps his large hand on your leg. You hiss.

“Our turn!” Luke says with a hint of sarcasm. 

“Our turn for what?”

“Burnt offerings,” you explain as you chomp on a strawberry, “the gods like the smell, so it gets their attention before you say a prayer.” You notice Percy stay in his seat, which makes a smile pull at your lips, “Think you’re off the hook for today though, bud. Or you can be just like me.”

“Don’t give him any ideas, Trouble. I’ll throw in a few for Hestia.” Luke chews at his lip as he leans over you to grab a few berries off of Percy’s plate to toss into the fire for you. 

“You don’t pray?”

“I’m not really the religious type. I’ve got what I need,” you concede, leaning back on your palms as you watch the son of Hermes stand for a few extra seconds at the hearth. “Besides, my godrent is right over there, and Luke worries enough for me. It’s more his thing,” you say with a lazy smile. The campers filing out of the dining hall wave at you and you enthusiastically greet everyone with dancing fingers. He doesn’t think he’s ever met anyone that…happy to be on the job, but things work differently around here, so he doesn’t think much of your upbeat attitude.

“Eat up. Some of that strength has to go to you. Gonna need it.” You say ruffling Percy’s hair, and when Luke comes back, he tugs at the shoelaces of your boots until you kick his hands away. You both share a smile like people do a secret, even here in the open air.

“Do they like the smell of burnt mac and cheese?” Percy says curiously, eating another spoonful of the meal. His head hurts at another thing to consider in this brand-new world he’s walked into.

“They like the smell of begging,” Luke grins, and you laugh like a firework going off, making Percy’s lips pull up into a smile.

“I’m not much of a beggar though, if you ask me.”

The son of Hermes hums at you like he wants to say otherwise, and you slap his chest as you suck air through your teeth. Beneath the wood top of the table and with Percy being none the wiser, your fingers intertwine with Luke’s like it’s second nature. 

“You burn what you’ll miss the most. Then they know you really mean what you’re about to say, so they listen.” 

Luke takes a breath after explaining how things work for the nth time to the kid, knowing Percy’s quite persistent about making his dad notice him. He remembers being jaded too—striving to be the best for a lick of his dad’s attention and all of his efforts were done in vain. Even though the kid’s arrival at camp was a bit unexpected, Luke doesn’t mind showing him around. 

Hopefully, less work on your end means that he can spend more time with you once this is over with— but by the looks of how the day is going so far, he’s not so sure. He hopes his offerings reach the gods and they grant him extra patience for his good deeds. Watching you laugh at something Percy says as you all walk out of the dining pavilion, Luke wonders if you know that every offering he burns for the goddess of the hearth and home is so that she’ll protect you.

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“Lights out in 10 minutes, cabin 11! Everyone ready for bed?”

The sound of your voice jolts Percy awake from his post-dinner nap and he blinks slowly until he sees you walking towards him with extra blankets and pillows in your grasp. The other campers were kind of stand-offish, and after praying to his mom he was overwhelmed with the feeling of missing her, so much so that it drained the rest of his energy.

“Long day, huh bud?”

Drowsy with sleep, for a moment, Percy forgets where he is—the unfamiliar walls of the cabin making him shift with unease as he rubs at his eyes. The blurry version of you makes his chest go warm and for a second, it’s like—

“Mom?”

He blinks again, his pale face turning red when he realizes his slip-up. Percy’s shoulders drop when he hears giggles from somewhere in the big cabin and you reach out to smooth his hair away from his face with a gentle smile.

“Don’t worry about it. Everyone who first comes to 11 gets nightmares. For some of them, they don’t leave,” you mutter. Percy notices your eyes flicker over to Luke’s bed, where he’s zipping up his hoodie and chatting with one of his half-siblings. Cabin 11 is finally quieting down for the night—children scrambling into their bunks, doing nighttime routines, and having quiet conversations. It’s all so weird, this being everyone’s normal.

“You’re not alone though. Saw you earlier, outside. I still pray to my mom sometimes. She's quite the listener,” you say with a sad twinkle in your eye. The kid sniffs as you hand him the pillows and blankets, finally meeting your gaze.

“Did your mom…” Die too? The words feel like lead in his throat, feeling heavy as he swallows it down. He doesn’t want to cry in front of the pretty counselor, much less speak the truth, because if he says it out loud, it means his mom dying must have been real. Also, you’ve seen him sit in the dark of the forest burning blue jelly beans like a freak. What he didn’t know is that you pride yourself on being one. It takes one to know one, after all.

“Yeah. Makes for one hell of an origin story, but I found my place here, and people who care. I know you will too, when you’re rea—” Your words trail off when you see Luke walk past the both of you with a cool expression before he nods towards the door, and you squeeze Percy’s shoulder before getting up.

“Night guys! It’s getting late so we’ll have to do a story next time, okay?” You walk down the aisle patting heads and tucking in smaller campers, and he hears you whack the younger Stoll brother when he teasingly says, “It’s not fair that Luke gets a bedtime story and we don’t…”

“Connor, enough. I’ve lost count of how many times you’ve woken up and called me mom, so save it for tomorrow, chuckles.” He must have been the one laughing earlier.

“Everyone say goodnight Trouble!” Luke calls out with a coy expression, making you roll your eyes as you flick the light off to a symphony of jeers. It’s finally quiet as Percy is propped up against some pillows that smell like raspberries and soft cotton before he realizes he has to pee. 

But Chris said harpies hunt kids after curfew… he thinks.

In a moment of sheer panic, Percy looks around in the darkness of the cabin before the sound of your cackling pierces through the dim light from the outside. He hops up from the makeshift cot and tugs his shoes back on, slowly creeping past the long row of bunks to not disturb other campers before he gets to the door. Your head turns quickly to the intrusion as you spring away from Luke, stubbing a cigarette underneath the wood panel out of sight when Percy steps through the doorway. 

“Sorry, I need to use the bathroom,” he says sheepishly as Luke nods, scratching his neck and leaning a far distance away from you. Under the low burning lamps, Percy notices Luke’s cheeks redden and he wonders if he is interrupting something, but the urge to go increases as he steps between you two.

“Right. I’ll walk you to yours?” Luke blurts in one breath. With a wordless smile on your lips, you nod before Percy purposely interrupts this time.

“I can walk her, it’s on the way to the bathrooms, right?”

If only this poor kid knew he was being the cockblock of the century.

“Yeah, Percy’s got me. The harpies won’t like you missing curfew, Castellan,” you tease, stepping around him with a shit-eating grin. Your hair almost floats in the gentle breeze, and Luke rolls his eyes.

“Stay out of trouble. I mean it," he sighs, before shoving you off the porch, and you laugh at the irony of his words. Looking back at Luke, Percy noticed his eyes were on you like he wanted to live in your skin, which was equal parts disgusting and confusing to the 12-year-old. His steps double in pace as you both walk down the path and a brief side glance at your stifled smile quickly makes the kid wonder if you’d let him.

Pushing the sleeves of Luke’s hoodie past your elbows, you wave at Percy’s rushing figure as he almost bolts to the bathroom and you lean against the doorway of your empty cabin. You turn the light on and look across the way to see your boyfriend still leaning against his door, so you flip him off. Of course, he takes that as his cue to saunter over.

But then the loud clanging sound of pipes bursting reaches both of your ears and toilet water floods the dirt near the back end of your cabin. 

So close.

“I’m gonna go check on Annie to see if she’s still on duty. Tough luck, babe,” you giggle, pressing a kiss to his cheek before walking in the direction that Percy went, sending the son of Hermes to drag his feet towards your cabin, alone (he didn’t expect to fall asleep propped over your covers waiting up for you, but a lot happened in that damn bathroom).

—

“Hey, today feel like a winning kind of day to you?” Annabeth smirks at the son of Hermes. Next to them, Percy feels a hand clap him on the shoulder and all three of them turn to see you donning red.

“Didn’t you three hear the conch? Wouldn’t want you to fall behind,” you say with a grin as Luke steps up to you and whistles lowly.

“Didn’t know you were playing today. It’s a shame you look that good in red.”

Annabeth fake gags as she crosses her arms to say, “You’re also currently on enemy territory if you haven’t noticed.”

“Oh, you wound me. I’m not a threat. Percy, I obviously don’t have the flag, right?”

He nods a bit dumbly, still worried about the mechanics of the game and the part he has to play for the blue team, but no one else seems to share his concerns.

“Anyways, sorry I’m not on your team, Perce. The Ares kids snatched me up as soon as my name was on the roster, so I came to wish you all luck.”

“This better not be a diversion tactic, Trouble,” Luke simpers, playfully tugging at your staff, which you use for leverage to step up onto a rock to meet him at eye level.

“Nah. You know I like the competition, angelface,” you whisper, almost daring him to do something.

“Bite me, Trouble.”

There’s a fire in his eyes you’d love to stoke, but now’s not the time or place. You can’t help but indulge though—the both of you enjoy the reactions you can pull from each other.

“You’d like it too much.”

“Alright now,” Annabeth groans, calling your name, rolling her eyes as she pulls at Luke’s arm, “Gotta remember he’s your enemy!” 

“I’M TRYING!” You laugh, shaking your head and walking back towards your team as you shoot them a fake salute. It all happens too quickly as Percy’s unable to catch the spitfire words between the two of you, thinking further about how he might get maimed during this game (which in the grand scheme of things, he almost does. Thanks Clarisse).

“Those two are hopeless! Walk faster, sunshine—we lost too much time watching whatever that was.” Percy stumbles along the forest path as he follows Annabeth, the both of them leaving Luke smirking to himself as he follows the rest of their team. 

Hours later, at Clarisse’s muddy feet and holding her broken spear, Percy hears cheering in the distance as he watches the blue team led by Luke waving the red flag in one hand and your legs supported by his other. You’re in a fireman’s hold across his shoulders and everyone watches as the son of Hermes spins you around like a Tilt-a-Whirl until the sound of your shrieks is audible from the shoreline.

He sets you down gently, dominant hand still around your waist as he snickers, “Got my win and my girl. Must be time to celebrate.” You laugh at his absurdity, pulling his helmet off and wiping the sweat off his forehead with your bandana.

“You’re always going to be a loser in my eyes.” 

Slapping the plush of your hip, the sound echoes in the air—suddenly quiet as you gasp. But you’re not looking at Luke anymore, but rather the gleaming trident above Percy’s head as it’s revealed he’s a Forbidden Child. His jaw tightens at the sight, and there are a lot of emotions running through him, remembering Thalia and knowing that his plans will have to be altered once more because of Percy Jackson. You squeeze his hand before walking away from him to follow your dad and Chiron to the Big House, shooting him a nervous glance.

Damn.

—

The boys have been sparring for hours, and just as you think Percy’s getting the hang of it, Luke thrusts forward with an energy no one should have towards a 12-year-old. Although a bit concerning, he does have a lot to catch up on how to fight like a demigod before his quest in a few days.

“Take a break or else you’ll be crawling away from camp by the end of the week,” you joke, handing Percy and Luke bottles of cold water. Your boyfriend takes big gulps before pouring the rest over his head, leaving you gaping and a little hot under his stare as he nudges your chin and winks.

“You’re doing that on purpose!”

Luke shrugs slyly, and the both of you watch Percy catch his breath. He leans over your shoulder, the tone of his voice sultry as it tickles your ear, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.” 

You bite your lip, before bursting with laughter—which isn’t exactly the reaction he thought you’d have. Maybe he should’ve finished reading the sonnet before falling asleep, but you always take too long with your nighttime skincare routine.

“That doesn’t mean what you think it means, but you’re cute for trying,” you coo, leaning closer so that your cheek touches his. Luke’s whole face is warm from exertion and now embarrassment, but he smiles nonetheless at the proximity. He can’t believe he still misses you, even when you’re skin-to-skin like this.

“That stanza…Isn’t it about names being meaningless?” Percy says between gasps of air before he pours the rest of the water bottle over his head like Luke did. He’s looking up at the both of you as he leans against a tree, instantly feeling more rejuvenated.

You jerk up from your seated position on the large rocks, excited to talk about Shakespeare, and Luke almost pouts at the loss of your attention.

“Yeah! Good job, bud. I forget you went to a hoity-toity charter school,” you say tongue-in-cheek, before turning back to your boy.

“So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, and, for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself. You’re gonna have to interpret that one yourself, angelface.” 

“Trust I have no fucking clue but you sound really hot when you talk dirty to me,” Luke says with a shrug. Percy laughs at that, before finally bringing up the question that’s been on his mind since Luke introduced you to him.

“Why do you call her Trouble? She seems okay to me.”

“Thanks,” you say dryly, but the older boy leans on his arm with a lovestruck expression as he gazes at you. Oh…Percy thinks, brain feeling freshly washed. How did he miss that?

“She used to get in trouble a lot,” he says, before you elbow him hard, “I mean, we used to get in trouble, she’d always drag me into it.”

“You always offered! Don’t twist the fucking story,” you shriek, and the boys laugh at your exasperation.

“Yeah anyways, she’d always find me. Still does, my partner in crime. Trouble always comes for me,” Luke murmurs, waggling his eyebrows and intertwining your fingers together. Your jaw drops and cheeks flush and Percy thinks he understands better now, but gets confused again with what you do next.

You almost slap the goddamn scar off that boy’s face.

—

It is a terrible thing to be so open: it is as if my heart put on a face and walked into the world. -Sylvia Plath

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[galspolicev]

★ NSFW ALPHABET HECTOR FORT

ESCLAVA . . . eres esclava de mi cama, matemos esas ganas. Contigo la paso y siempre lo volvemo’ a hacer

chapter: fem!reader x hector fort.

warnings: smut.

note: i really speak spanish, so any mistake is translation

☆ — reqs opeen <3

A = Aftercare

Cuddles, kisses on the forehead, he puts his shirt on you, pats you on the back, and whispers something like you did so fucking well.

B = Body part

Your ass. He loves squeezing it, marking it, biting it. He loves leaning behind you, just to have it within reach. He spanks you for no reason, and when you're on top of him, he never stops grabbing it to help you go up and down.

C = Cum

Inside, always. He loves filling you up. "Look how it squirts, joder..." But if he can't, he'll be happy just to do it in your belly.

D = Dirty Secret

He's jerked off thinking about you when you were still just friends. Many times. In the locker room after a game, in his bed while checking your Instagram stories, in your own bathroom.

E = Experience

More than he ever told you. Quite a bit more, actually. It's not like he sleeps with everything that moves, but he's had his share, and he knows how to use it to his advantage. Although with you, he's different. He likes to take it slow… or at least pretend he does. He wants you to feel like you're discovering it together, even if he's holding back inside. Because deep down, he loves watching you lose control little by little. He makes you believe he's following your pace, but in reality, he's in control the whole time. Only with you… he loves to play at letting himself go.

F = Favorite Position

From behind with your face turned toward him. He wants to see the look on your face while he fucks you.

G = Goofy

He has his moments, but in bed he's usually more intense than a clown. Of course, he's occasionally told you a joke between moans just to see you laugh while he has you underneath him.

I = Intimacy

He touches you slowly, he speaks to you slowly. He likes to touch you and make you feel his.

H = Hair

He's a clean-shaven man; he doesn't have that many hairs down there.

J = Jack Off

He's done it in the shower, thinking about how you moaned the last time you rode him. But most of the time, he doesn't need to because he has you.

K = Kink

He puts you over the mirror, forces you to look at yourself while he fucks you. Watching you drives him crazy.

L = Location

The car. He knows there's nothing hotter than you on top of him in an empty parking lot.

M = Motivation

Hearing you say you need him. That little voice of yours breaks him.

N = Nicknames

Bebé, Guarra, Cabrona, Cariño, Mi Amor. He loves to change them up depending on the mood

O = Oral

He loves watching you suck him off, but he's sick of eating you out.

P = Pace

He loves starting slow and finishing fast and rough.

Q = Quickie

In the bathroom before dinner with your parents. In the locker room before practice. Anywhere, come on.

R = Risk

The adrenaline rush of almost getting caught turns him on. "Can you imagine them opening the door?"

S = Stamina

He gives you three rounds and still licks his lips as if he wants a fourth. Hector doesn't tire easily; in fact, it seems like the longer he has you, the more he wants you. There are nights when you end up trembling, with your legs cramping, your voice cracking, and your eyes watering with pleasure, and he still stays stroking your thigh, looking at you with a half-smile as if he's not quite finished with you. He likes to challenge you, take you to the limit and push you a little further.

T = Toys

He's used a vibrator with you a few times, but nothing more than that.

U = Unfair

He leaves you on the edge and stops. He enjoys watching you beg. "¿Quieres correrte? Pídelo bien, cabrona."

V = Volume

Héctor isn't that loud... but he lets out a few moans when you're really in the mood. He doesn't shout, he doesn't say random things: his style is more controlled. He whispers in your ear, bites your neck, and lets out a soft "joder..." when you squeeze him too hard or make him lose his rhythm. Sometimes he bites his lip to keep from blurting out everything that's on his mind, but when he really lets himself go, panting, he lets out dirty words, with that accent that turns you on. And even if you don't hear everything, the sound of his rapid breathing against your ear is enough to drive you crazy.

W = Wild Card

He once fucked you with his Barça jersey on.

X = X-ray

He's big enough… and he knows it. He fits perfectly, fills you like no one else, and makes you feel him for hours.

Y = Yearning

His desire is strong, he knows how to control it, but when he's away, he gets anxious. He doesn't say it directly, but it shows in the messages he sends you all the time. At first, it starts off gentle, with a "what are you doing?" or "I miss you." But it's not long before he heats up and starts with the dirty audios, with that voice that makes your legs clench. He tells you he touched himself thinking about you, that his bed is empty, and that he can't sleep without you by his side. Sometimes he sends you pictures, other times just a "fuck... I can't stand it anymore without you."

Z = Zzz

He falls asleep after cleaning you up and cleaning up the mess, with one hand on your waist and a satisfied, smirk.

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[jjwolves]

꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ Everyday, I Go To Sleep ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦

What: 5 Mitu X Reader Headcanons (Romantic)

Who: Mitu, from ENA Dream BBQ by Joel G

How Much: ~500 words; reading time ~2 mins

Images: Top -> Joel G; Divider -> @cafekitsune

Warnings: Mention of Blood(?)

Genre: Romance

† Mitu’s never really had someone else in her life before, so she felt a connection with you when you took part in her game. “You’re on F-I-R-E tonight! Kyahaha!” “Well, I’ve always liked word games,” you said. She smugly but fondly poked you in the forehead. Normally her game was life and death, and it felt like it. She liked the high risk involved–it gave her a real R-U-S-H. But with you around, it felt more like settling into a chair for game night, or something. C-O-Z-Y!

† Mitu is always looking for energy to burn off and for something to do. When you’re out with her, she zips around like a pencil passing through letters on a wordsearch. You could be in the middle of talking to someone when Mitu sees something that captures her attention, at which point she’ll whisk you away like a spider descending on a fly and sit you in front of whatever she wants you to see. “See!? I T-O-L-D you it was C-O-O-L! Don’t be such a C-R-A-B!”

† You help her with her game because it’s fun, but beyond that it’s simply about keeping her safe. “Can you help me get this jar open? I need the moths inside it,” you say, to which she replies, “I suppose I can take a C-R-A-C… er–oh boy.” She started to look a little blue. “Oh! Oh! You mean you’ll take a S-T-A-B at it?” “Y-yes! A S-T-A-B at it. Phew…” If she’s flailing and you help her before she gets “punished”, she’s grateful for the help but she also gets a little miffed. She takes great pride in her death-defying game skills, so no offense, but it’s like taking a knife-juggler’s blades and giving them rubber balls instead. She feels like you’re handling her with kiddie gloves. “I know I should T-H-A-N-K you for the H-A-N-D, but this is MY--

G-A-M-E! I’m no B-A-B-Y!”

† Mitu is very physically affectionate. She’ll surprise you by swinging from the ceiling like an axe and kissing you. This occasionally knocks you over. She’ll pick you up and twirl you around in the air, joking about letting you F-A-L-L, but she’d never really do that. She’ll let you grab her hands and hang off of her, like a zipline! She’ll quietly descend behind you and squeeze you with a bone-crushing hug. “Mitu… T-too tight.” “Can’t H-E-L-P it! I’m H-E-A-D over H-E-E-L for you! Kyahakyaha!”

† Mitu likes to tease you in lots of little ways. One of her go-tos is shoving her way into whatever you're doing and making you arbitrarily choose between two things. You can’t watch whatever movie you want on your own; you have to watch one of these two movies with her. The lunch you thought you were going to have at home? You’re having it with Mitu, it turns out, because she’s here now. And you have to choose between llama meat and a potato. You asked her why you had to choose one, to which she answered, or rather didn’t answer your question at all. “Can’t H-A-V-E everything! Sacrifices to be M-A-D-E, you know? Blood to G-U-S-H. Veins to L-E-A-K. Yuckyyy. But true.”

[linnienin]

⁓⁕🍷 🌸 V e n u s ⁕ a n d ⁕ h o w ⁕ y o u ⁕ c h i l l 🌸 🍷⁕⁓

Disclaimer: Take what resonates. I'm not a professional astrologer, i just am an avid researcher and i use my personal experience when writing my posts (Also, pls, don't copy my work, i spend lot of time on it, thanks)

Ahhh Venus, the planet of love. We use it to talk about our relationships and misadventures in our love life. But it also is the planet of feminine energy, enjoyment, relaxation and indulgence. How do you chill using your Venusian energy? Let's find out looking at your Venus's sign and degree

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⁕ Aries / 1-13-25 degrees : *aggresively flying on the couch* play TV, *loud setting on*, watch the tv for 1 minute, gets bored, *roll off the couch*, goes to the kitchen, sees people, start a little chase (Jason Momoa meme entered the caption) 👀👐. After annoying people for a bit, do a little workout, tries to lift a 700 kg cause they *confident*, fail, they still confident, opt for the 0.5 kg, now they happy 😊💪. Dance lover. Enjoy drinking energy drinks. Not really a sipp-er, more of a chugg-er lmao. Carbs are their heaven, they cannot have enough (cause they move a lot, they need the energyy). When laying on the sofa need to put their head on someone else's shoulder or legs or head to feel safe and receive the physical contact they really crave. Enjoy taking short cold showers. Like playing chess (they're good at strategizing and know when to attack and they're bold about it). Cut their hair as a relaxing activity (until they have no hair left to cut lol), likes dyeing them too, preferabily with bolder colours.

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⁕ Taurus / 2-14-26 degrees: The yawn-er. They're MASTER at chilling. They chill doing everything, i'm not kidding, are they at home, are they at work? They be chilling allll the time. Lovers of the sofa, bed, and others soft big surfaces. Chill by taking their time doing everything, they be starting cooking at 9 a.m. to serve a meal at 1 p.m. ✨Sloth with grace✨. Quality over quantity. Enjoy passing time doing nothing...literally. They be like fixating on a thing and looking at it for an hour straight. Mad control of their focus. Meditating without realizing It. Probably sip chamomile. They like to think time doesn't exist, they got all the time in the world (until they wake up one day, look into the mirror and realize they forgot to shave their mustache for all this time). Hella romantic, enjoy picking up flowers, endless walks in nature, veery slowly, they be stopping every 2x3 to admire a little bug passing by.

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⁕ Gemini / 3-15-27 degrees: Tea time with their personalities. Lmao, no but they literally chill by checking in with their thoughts and their ideas. Loves listening to podcasts and documentaries. Multitasking hobbies. Yup, i have no clue how they even relax by doing 1738283 things at a time but it's a way to shut down their thoughts for a while. Yeah, i know, i just told you they chill by thinking too, but sometimes it becomes too much and they have to switch the brain off. Relax by painting their nails. Get experimental with makeup. Write fanfics but leave them unfinished 👀. Admire their pretty handwriting. Enjoy reading and talking about gossip a looot, too much hehe. Like to play games that require a broad knowledge on everything (ex Trivia). Thinking about doing stuff but actually not doing it lmfao, they just love to think about soo many ideas, that is a way to relax, but then they don't even write them down and poof, they're gone and they can't remember them and they get mad about it :(

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⁕ Cancer / 4-16-28 degrees : Cuddling with their pillow 24/7 (cause deep down they feel alone... 🥺). Play animal crossing. Imagine their future family, even tho they're actually stuck in the past lol. Most likely to binge watch series for a whole day and get emotional about it because they get too attached to the characters. If they could they'd never leave the house...ever lmao, total homebodies. Relaxing by spending time alone or with very closed ones, friends/family. Probably likes to collect plushies, funko pops, or mini cute figures of their favourite fictional characters ✨. Cooking and baking can be a relaxing activity to them, especially if they do it for their family or their guests. Have 'grandma's hobbies'... knitting/crocheting for example lol. Enjoy so much making photo albums, and even more looking at them from time to time. Love going to the sea, early mornings walking barefoot on the sand and admiring the immense ocean and the sun rising, they're fans of little details and very romantic/sweet scenarios. They enjoy being helpful to others, so they'll probably ask people if they can do something for them (especially if they see people struggling doing something, they'll gladly volounteer to offer their help).

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⁕ Leo / 5-17-29 degrees: Stars wannabe. Intensely crying in front of the mirror portraying a desperate girl that has been cheated on, then recompose themselves and admire how good they just were pffft. Put on glasses even at home to feel extra, hit the door while walking cause they can't see a thing, get on the floor purposely, decides to play the blind character, gets up, * sudden dramatic enhancement of the other senses*. Dancing with the starssss. No seriosuly, they should apply, but as the professional dancer cause they so good! (and well they're not stars.... yet 👀). Like the other 2 fire venuses they enjoy moving their body so workouts are very appreciated, but leos especially loove hiit workouts, go build that cooore. Lovers of loong passionate and romantic dramas, they wanna feel all the emotions and they stay loyal to a specific series so they wish it could go on forevahh (hello..."Beautiful" lmao). ✨ Randomly transform their home in a runway show. Start walking like a model to feel themselves ✨ List all the things they can do and skills they acquired to feel good about themselves, then they list all the things they wanna work towards to use that self esteem boost to enhance their motivation and work towards their future goals.

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⁕ Virgo / 6-18 degrees : Killing the chilling. No seriosuly, these people seem like they can't 100% chill properly, and some of them may take 'something' to feel completely detached and lost from reality for a bit... 👀 They chill by making plans. Always trying to find things to do and learn to always get better. Working on themselves is their favourite project. Scanning the room in bed instead of chilling, seeing if there's something they need to adjust or clean. Overthinking the heck out of their lives...wait weren't you supposed to chill? Nevermind 🙈. Roasting others...in their minds hehe, they won't let others see how much they enjoy analizing their mistakes. 'Lemme give you advice on this thing' , others: uhm... ok but chilllll. And you ask Virgo venuses whyy they continue to give advices even when people don't listen to them. Well... saying 'I told you' is more satifying than hearing 'i don't care' 😘 (underlying validation issues). Well...i mean, they could chill while crafting, i give you this, it's probably the only time where they get near the definition of chilling...but hey hold on, cause soon enough they gonna find out details about how they're not perfect at what they do so kill the chill again and let the procrastination beginnn (wait... is procrastination's Virgo's way of chilling?)

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⁕ Libra / 7-19 degrees: They wanna experience the finest things in life. They go to that fancy restaurant, get that fancy dress, buy those fancy flowers... they wanna feel cuddled by life and specifically... lifestyle. They need to feel they value by surroundings themselves with valuable things. That's why they chill by going shopping or talking to new people, because where they see value in, they get value from. It's all about feeling good about themselves. Have a sweet tooth (but enjoy eating overall, it's like they enjoy the experience of taste, they're not really picky ultimately). Can splurge on personal care, lots of tools for facials or expensive skincare (cause after eating sugar they need to mantain the perfect skin lol). They work a lot on the mantainance of the self. That's why they have a good eye for fashion and aesthetics, because they have been researching and analizing everything that's out there to understand what's better for them, but they still haven't found out their true style due to their indecisive nature 😂. Plus let's admit it, they like to change often and renew themselves to maintain that 'interesting persona' 👀

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⁕ Scorpio / 8-20 degrees : Drowning their nose in personality tests. Seriously, when these people wanna chill, all they got on their mind is how to understand that mind even more. They're detectives of their own psyche. Lovers of shadow work. Let all those intense questions unfold! Obsessive researchers. They find a topic they like, they delve deep into it until they've found enough to feel satisfied and jump on another theme to obsess themselves over. Probably watching a lot of documentaries on criminals and unresolved cases trying to find the final answer themselves. Masters at playing Cluedo. Read everybodies's minds in every single setting, it makes them relaxed by feeling in control of the room's energies, and yeah... even during lunch between family members lmao. Need plenty of alone time. They're secretly training to become wizards/witches 👀. Probably like to sip pomegranate juice or any other juicy and thick flavoured drink. Sometimes they forget to even eat because of how invested theyre in their researches lol. I know you're already attractive as hell, but y'all take care of your bodyyy

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⁕ Sagittarius / 9-21 degrees : The boy/girl scout. Those people HAVE to move, they can't stay still or they'll start to stress out. They love a good trip somewhere new, visiting places abroad, taking that bus/train and not knowing where it'll take them (they get lost easily lmfao but they don't mind it, it's part of the thrilling experience). Documentaries lovers: can't go out? Let them wander with their minds. Like to change activities often as they get bored quickly. Enjoy trying to eat different types of food from different cultures. They like to go shopping a lot, to have little souvenirs of all the places they've been to (can tend to overspend depending on other placements in the chart). The one who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Can love to pertake in volounteering activities, especially if they require them to sail to another country, they enjoy being helpful to other people in need (if underdeveloped can have hero complex). Probably enjoy playing on the Wii in competitive games, they're always up for a competition, even for the slightest thing, like "who can finish up this bottle of water first?? Ready? Start!" (they can announce little challenges like this veeery randomly and everyone will follow their lead, it's crazy haha)

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⁕ Capricorn / 10-22 degrees : Counting their money. Sorting their bills. Sooo relaxing right, especially when the money in your bank account keep groowingg 👀 (they probably watch cash envelope stuffing videos + budgeting on YT). Relax by doing the same routine every day, they can do it without even thinking, and that to them is relieving. They enjoy the adulting process, so actually...going to work can feel like chilling to them lol, they like to feel a sense of responsibility, it makes them feel motivated to always grow, and having a sense of order and stability, that's what makes them feel relaxed and safe. Constantly reading self-help books. Probably sipping their wine while chilling or an expensive drink or a concentrated drink (blueberry juice peraphs). They like high quality items, so they usually shop designer clothes/accessories, they love those labels lol. They love the sofa, don't ask me why lol, most people love the bed, capricorn venuses love the sofa, periodt (can it be because the space is restricted and Cap being ruled by Saturn, planet of restrictions... well, could be).

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⁕ Aquarius / 11-23 degrees : The videogamer. Have way too many hobbies that have nothing in common. Wanna splurge on those headphones too? You already have the bunny ears ones, the cat ears ones, the led ones, guyzzz you have a whole collection of them lmao. Are probably into reading about the unknown mysteries of the universe. Conspiracy theories lovers (they just love when they can confuse others people's minds with all their absurdities). The ones who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Collectors of technology stuff, yup, they still have the gameboyy 🥺. Unpredictable af but they enjoy being this way so people can always question them and think of them as interesting. Introverted people that need to recharge by being alone. Probably Webtoons and manga lovers. Enjoy pertaking in protest marches, feeling part of the crowd (sense of belonging) and feeling they can contribute to a greater cause. They feel the need to do something crazy once in a while, so if you see them bunjee jumping randomly, or trying others 'dangerous' activities don't be surprised (pls, be careful, and don't try anything illegal....understood?👀...pfft, i already know you're gonna roll your eyes, and think, here we go, another sheep that is trying to tell me what to do lol)

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⁕ Pisces / 12-24 degrees : Do you think thinking about "what ifs" is relaxing?? Y'allll pleaseee, i know the feeling is good when you imagine your perfect reality...but...you literally take it as a hobby and do it way too much...to your own detriment 😭. They looove watching romance movies and dramas, it's their bread and butter (to give food to those daydreams right?🙃). Play music ALL day and get lost in their world, and then suddenly it's time to go to bed and they realize they lost another day to daydreaming, now they got to the nightdreaming phase of the day lol 😂😭. Loves taking baths, the contact with water feels truly healing to them, they could stay in the water 24/7. Can be extremely good at painting or drawing, or singing (and other artistic activities too), and relax by doing these activities. Just asking, but are y'all ok with the low blood pressure?😢(also curious, do you tend to have low blood pressure?). Can relax but lose themselves watching the phone,especially social medias. Until they realize they're literally watching and living an illusion, they think they live by watching everyone else's lives and connect with them through the screen, but they're not living their own life by going out there, and experiencing the world as main characters, not just extras of their own lives.

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Congrats! You've reached the end! ✨

Hope you enjoyed this post, always rememer that we are not just one placement, so if you didn't resonate, that's ok, i'd love to know your feedback in both cases (if you did or did not resonate), it is always very appreciated 🥰

Wish you a wonderful day! 🍷 Yours, Linnie 🌸

[spanishskulduggery]

also what would you say is the best way to memorize the tenses because that’s what I’m struggling with the most honestly

Do you mean the tenses themselves, or the conjugations?

The easiest way to think of Spanish grammar is on a timeline sort of spectrum - if you can divide things between past, present, and future things make more sense

In Spanish there are three moods - indicative, subjunctive, and imperative

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The imperative mood is commands. They are the easiest to understand, as affirmative commands "do it", and negative commands "don't do it"

In general, the conjugations for imperative mirror the subjunctive with the exception of affirmative tú commands [and vosotros commands if you're using them]

The trick I learned and now I tell everyone about affirmative tú commands is to keep in mind: "Vin Diesel has ten weapons, eh?" and to say it sort of like if Arnold Schwarzenegger were trying to sound Canadian

The irregular tú commands are for venir, dar, salir, hacer, tener, venir, poner, and ser... in addition to their offshoots like convenir, satisfacer, componer etc.

But - Vin Diesel has ten weapons, eh? - ven, di, sal, haz, ten, ve, pon, sé

And those are the irregular conjugations

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When you're trying to understand indicative and subjunctive, it's easier than you'd think

Subjunctive deals with doubt, possibility, contrary to fact statements, hypotheticals, as well as wishes, desires, and polite requests

Indicative is literally everything that is not subjunctive or imperative

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Now, trying to make sense of the tenses is where the timeline spectrum idea helps

Tenses [in Spanish tiempos or "times"] make sense on this timeline because they exist to show if something is past, present, or future

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Present tense, indicative or subjunctive kind of deal with the same things

There's regular present tense which is hard to explain but really obvious. The conjugations are all over the place here though. You have the normal regular -ar, -er, and -ir verbs, the irregular verbs, then you have oddities like the -go verbs, stem-changing verbs, and occasionally some verb endings that imply changes like -gir, -cer, -cir, -uar, etc.

Present tense also includes things like "present continuous" and "short-term future present"

In other words, depending on context:

hablo = I speak [regular present] hablo = I am speaking [continuous present] hablo = I will speak [short-term future plans, but in the present]

And there are ways to specify each one; continuous present is sometimes done with the gerund forms so you might see estoy hablando "I am speaking"; and short-term future is sometimes done with ir + a + infinitive... voy a hablar "I am going to speak"

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Present subjunctive is largely the same ideas as regular indicative

The key to most subjunctive conjugation is you take the form you know, and you switch the regular endings

In other words, you'd see puede que hable "I might speak" in subjunctive, where hablar is normally -ar, but you take the regular form and switch the endings from -a to -e

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Most of present subjunctive takes forms from the present yo indicative, which is why you need to know the irregularities

In other words digo, dices, dice, dicen, decimos but then in subjunctive it takes digo

Thus digo -> diga, digas, diga, digan, digamos

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Past tense indicative is really the preterite and the imperfect tenses which are harder for lots of people to understand

Preterite is simple past, and thankfully its conjugations tend to follow patterns; ser and ir have the same forms, dar and ver share similar forms, tener, saber, caber, estar have similar forms etc.

There are some spelling changes for certain words like -gar, -car, -zar, and -guar verbs, as well as some of the -cir/cer verbs... and some oddities with verbs like leer, caer, oír, and -uir verbs but generally speaking easier to deal with than present tense

Preterite is about completed actions and it's simple action that has defined end points - I try to remind people of veni vidi vici in Latin; in Spanish it's vine, vi, vencí "I came, I saw, I conquered"

It's rather a blunt tense

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Imperfect is harder to explain but it means "actions not yet completed"; as imperfect in linguistic terms means "not yet past tense", or an incomplete past

These are actions that don't have a set ending, or might still be ongoing

They also describe things people "did often" or "were in the habit of doing" and "used to"

In general though, imperfect tense is about description and narration especially in literature

Imperfect tense tends to introduce a setting, while preterite is action

[it's also the tense used exclusively for telling time in the past]

As far as conjugation, imperfect is the easiest tense to memorize

There are very few irregular verbs - ser, ir, and ver are the main ones

Everything else is -aba for -ar verbs, and -ía for -er and -ir verbs

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For the future, you have future tense and conditional for the indicative

Thankfully, few irregular verbs

In general, you'll see the infinitive plus a special ending

Future tends towards infinitive + -é, -ás, -á, -án, -emos Conditional is more infinitive + -ía, -ías, -ía, -ían, -íamos

Future is pretty self-explanatory. It's long-term plans or goals that won't change often for the future - viajaré a Francia "I will travel to France" implies a long-term wish or plan further down the line........ as opposed to voy a viajar a Francia "I am going to travel to France" in present tense as a short-term thing or possibly immediate

The conditional is used primarily in "if/then" statements as the "then" and is best explained with imperfect subjunctive

It also gets used as "could've", "would've", "should've" statements a lot

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Imperfect subjunctive is an odd one to discuss because it can be used for past subjunctive and the future subjunctive

There used to be more distinctions between them - and I can't get into them without a history lesson

Basically though it works a lot like English trying to decide if "could" is past or future.... like "I could have gone" could be past, or maybe you're saying "oh if only I could have gone" which is a contrary to fact statement and imperfect subjunctive

In general you're dealing with a past subjunctive clause [quería que lo hicieras "I wanted you to do it"], or you're doing "if/then" statements with the conditional where the "if" is the imperfect subjunctive

Conjugation-wise you'll see two different forms from when they were distinct tenses

Today they're interchangeable, don't worry about it

Latin America prefers the -ara/-iera tenses, and Spain makes more of a distinction between past and future and for future or hypotheticals will tend towards -ase/-iese endings

Again, they are interchangeable just be aware of them, it's a bit of a regional thing and there's historical background there that does explain it but is also very confusing if you're not there

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If you're using if/then statements, then you'll see more of the variation

si fuera rico/a, ayudaría = if I was rich, (then) I would help si fuese rico/a, ayudaría = if I were rich, (then) I would help

Latin America would tend towards fuera; Spain probably would say fuese

Imperfect subjunctive is the "if", and conditional is the "then"

The "if" is a contrary to fact statement, something that is not true but IF ONLY it were... and THEN something WOULD happen, and that's conditional

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There's also the perfect tenses and I don't know how to qualify them exactly. They all follow the basic idea - it's haber + past participle

like it's "to have done" or "to have seen" or "to have spoken" etc.

Except haber conjugates in every tense, so it's not like they're individual tenses exactly... but sort of are?

Instead of hablo "I speak", the present perfect is he hablado "I have spoken"

Then instead of hablé "I spoke" or hablaba "I was speaking", you get pluperfect había hablado "I had spoken"

All "perfect" means is "past", so it just puts everything a little bit further into the past

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This is a rough explanation so if you need anything explained more in depth let me know

[jackiescents]

🩻 Yolanda Garcia NSFW Alphabet

➵ minors dni!

➵ I omitted like two letters because I don't particularly care for them, so thats why you don't see them!

A = Aftercare 

➵ She’s so attentive and will help you clean up/take a shower or bath if you want, and will get you anything you want/need

B = Body part 

➵ Yolanda’s favorite body part is her hands… she’s a surgeon, she has to be good with her hands, and you can definitely testify that she is very skilled with them

➵ Her favorite body part of yours is your hands as well, she loves feeling your hands on her body and holding on to her tightly during sex

C = Cum 

➵ Will always clean her fingers with her mouth after fingering you, and then has to go down on you right after to taste more

D = Dirty secret 

➵ She doesn’t mind if someone catches you, the thrill of someone maybe walking in on you if you’re at work turns her on

E = Experience 

➵ Yolanda is well-experienced, and you could tell just by how she was flirting with you before you started dating

F = Favorite position 

➵ She doesn’t have one, some just happen more, but as long as she can have her hands on you and make you feel good, she doesn’t mind what the position is

G = Goofy 

➵ The most she’ll joke is if she's teasing you, when the two of you are having sex, thats where her focus is at, and she’s determined to make each orgasm better than the last

I = Intimacy 

➵ Sex is always intimate, despite how rough and degrading she can be sometimes, she’s always in tune with what you’re feeling, and if you’re enjoying things

J = Jack off 

➵ There are some days when you aren’t able to come over after work or something, so she has to take matters into her own hands and get herself off (she’ll always let you know she did that by texting you explicit photos or videos) 

K = Kink

➵ Exhibitionism, given that she finds the idea of someone seeing you being pleasured attractive 

➵ She’ll also praise and degrade you depending on the mood and how pent up she is

L = Location 

➵ Doesn’t care, will pull you into an empty on-call room or staff shower at the end of your shift because she’s spent all day thinking about you and can’t wait until you're out of the hospital

M = Motivation 

➵ Yolanda loves hearing you beg, she’ll drop just about anything she’s doing to make you cum if you come to her begging for it

➵ She also finds watching you work attractive, especially if you're working together on a trauma, and the adrenaline gets to her, and she has to find you later to get some of her energy out

N = No 

➵ As much as she finds the idea of someone seeing her fuck you hot, she isn’t willing to invite anyone else into the bedroom, you’re hers only

O = Oral 

➵ Definitely prefers to give, she would spend hours and hours between your thighs if it were possible

➵ Though she does prefer giving, she also thrives when receiving and will get your head between her legs until you’ve made her cum at least twice 

P = Pace 

➵ Normally, it's a bit rougher and faster, but if you’ve had a rough day and want to go a bit easier, she will

Q = Quickie 

➵ They happen as often as they can if you have a slow day down in the ER, you sometimes make your way up to where she works, which always ends with the two of you in an on-call room having a quickie before one of you is pulled back to work

R = Risk 

➵ There are some things she may be open to, but she’ll bring them up first to see if you’re also willing to try

S = Stamina 

➵ High stamina for sure, you’re both doctors, so you have to be on the go a lot, and it carries over into the bedroom despite the long days you work

T = Toys 

➵ Mainly uses a strap-on, but sometimes she’ll use a vibrator to tease you

U = Unfair 

➵ Yolanda loves to tease you; she loves hearing you whine and beg for her to do anything and will absolutely delay your orgasm to hear you beg more

V = Volume 

➵ You’re louder than she is normally, but there have been times when you’ve given her insane orgasms that she’s gotten louder than she normally is

W = Wild card 

➵ You had to be moved to the night shift for two months after you started dating because neither of you could control yourselves at work. Robby had found the two of you making out (and a little more) more than once and had to separate you. It didn’t last long because Abbott told him you needed to be back on the day shift because you weren’t doing your best. 

Y = Yearning 

➵ Her sex drive is on the higher side, but so is yours, so it works well together

Z = Zzz 

➵ You tend to fall asleep before her because you’re usually more spent by the end of everything

[shinestarhwaa]

MINGI NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Mingi is super caring and will probably snuggle you, kiss your head and he will not leave your side🥺

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your mouth so much. From your smile to the dirty work it can do on him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside you and have you beg for him to fill you up OR have you make HIM beg to make it cream-

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He gets off to photos of you. It doesn't matter how dirty the photo is, even if it's one with you fully clothed he will jerk off and cum over your face (on the screen)

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I wouldn't say he is super experienced? I don't think he had many relationships/hook-ups. But he has enough to know what he's doing.

F - Favourite position

This man will love having you ride him, watching you bounce on him makes him go crazy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might be a bit goofy and crack jokes during, he just wants to keep it lighthearted:)

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

He has some hair but he makes sure that it's neat and not uncomfortable.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

I think he's more on the passionate than the rough side? I can see him getting lost in you, hips sensually rolling into you.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I think Mingi jerks off often, maybe 4 to 5 times a week?

K - Kink

Mingi's kink might be roleplay? He loves certain characters and he might be into roleplaying with them.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

He will probably go for the bedroom but loves the couch too.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

Hearing you scream for him, HEARING YOU TELLING HIM YOU NEED HIM TO CUM INSIDE.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He will NOT inflict pain on you. He would probably be scared to do anything to hurt you, this angel🥺🫶���

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving end I think, but I'm quite sure that he loves to dive his tongue into you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Oh, as said before he could be both but leaning to the slow(er) and sensual side.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

Mingi will prefer to have long sessions to take his time with you.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might be interested in experimenting with kinks and fucking you when other people are in the house.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Will last for two good rounds, passes out after.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

He wouldn't be opposed to it but he prefers for it to just be him and you.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

You're more of the teaser than he is, I think, he might get a bit shy.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Low moans, such low moans. Especially when he cums omg.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Mingi had you in his lap, riding him as he sat on the couch. He told you to make it fast after hearing you begging for it for at least an hour. San and Seonghwa would be home any minute so you fucked yourself on him like there was no tomorrow. (Not that it mattered bc they definitely caught you in the act.)

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Mingi is quite lengthy I think, idk about girth but the length is definitely there.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

It changes often, when he's with you it's higher and when he's away, on tour, he wouldn't care so much.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He would fall asleep quite fast I think, he'd be curled up beside you laying in your arms<3.

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[elen-benfelen]

welsh remus guide pt.3

Third Lesson

Right then, lads. It’s alphabet time.

Often, when looking at Welsh place names, it can seem confusing and overwhelming for anyone who is unfamiliar with Welsh. Sometimes, the confusion comes from not realising that the names are in Welsh. 

Visually, we use the Latin alphabet and so it’s easy to make the assumption that the Welsh alphabet is exactly the same as the English. 

It is not, my dudes. 

To begin with, the following letters do not exist:

K, Q, V, X, Z

Secondly, these are the vowels:

A, E, I, O, U, W, Y 

(Occasionally H is also a vowel but I couldn’t tell you when or why??? I usually go off of vibes) 

Next, are the double letters. They count to us as single letters and each make a unique sound:

CH, DD, FF, NG, LL, PH, RH, TH

NG as in thiNG

PH as in PHil

FF as in Fun

RH as in RHiannon

TH as in THat

Now comes the uh, more complicated sounds. 

For those familiar with German words such as Nacht or the name Brecht, the Welsh CH is that same sound.

CH as in naCHt

DD is like a harder TH sound. It is NOT a D sound. 

LL sounds like hissing. I genuinely don’t know how else to explain this. It straight up does not exist in majority of languages but there are some out there with the same sound (sometimes shown with a different letter). 

To hear it and learn more here’s a better explanation.

This is a really fun video on the different accents but someone mentions the town Llanelli so it’s also a good example of the LL sound. 

And so in full we have:

A. B. C. CH. D. DD. E. F. FF. 

G. NG. H. I. J. L. LL. M. N. O. 

P. PH. R. RH. S. T. TH. U. W. Y. 

There’s no K because the C is always a hard C sound.

There’s no V because a single F is always a hard V sound. 

J is a modern addition to help us with new modern words we’ve loaned from English. Such as Joke becoming Jôc. 

G is always a hard guttural G sound. 

Despite misconceptions, Welsh is actually vowel heavy and we tend to stretch vowels. If a letter has a little roof on it, like “ô” or “ŵ” then it’s an extended/longer sound. 

This means, when speaking English, our vowels are more likely to be elongated. 

Similar to the “r” in Spanish, the Welsh “r” is rolled and therefore many will still roll their Rs when speaking English. 

For a reason I have yet to discover, despite H being perfectly clear and pronounced when speaking in Welsh, when we speak English, a lot of areas have a habit of dropping the H sound. 

“Here” becomes “Ere” or “Yere” 

I am guilty of this. Why do I do this? I genuinely can’t tell you. 

For the reasons above, the following words sound stupidly similar to each other:

Ear

Year

Here

Hear 

As with any language, understanding the basic sounds helps you understand the core of the accent. 

In terms of character dynamics, I would take note that the “CH” and “LL” sounds along with our supposed “lack of vowels” is usually what the language is mocked for. Usually by English folk but other folks, including non-Welsh speaking Welsh folks are perfectly guilty of this mocking. 

Fun fact: I didn’t realise W and Y weren’t vowels in the English language when I was a small child. So I really didn’t get why they thought there wasn’t any vowels in our place names. 

Another thing to note is that the Welsh language and accents are very up and down. It’s not usually flat or monotone. A lot of people also describe them as melodic. Sing-songy even.

Colourful alphabet video with BSL

Shorter alphabet video 

Note: I am not the collective consciousness of every Welsh person. My experience is not universal - especially when it comes to North Walian things. This is just meant to serve as a general guide. Hope this helps and good luck with your writing!

pt.4

[goodappleapyl]

Smol housing rant

I've been having a lot of headcanons for FFXIV lately (in no small part thanks to Discord conversations with @starrysnowdrop ) and have really considered resubbing in the coming week. My husband is going to be away for work for a few weeks and I want to distract myself.

H o w e v er ...

Having dove head first into the GW2 housing that came with the Janthir Wilds expansion last August, its really highlighted a lot of issues I already harbored for FFXIV housing.

I say this as someone who took great pride in my FFXIV house. Previewing furniture every time a new patch dropped was one of my favourite things to do. I invested so much time and gil into my house to make it look like a cozy family home for Meeps and her kids. Knowing that if I return I will have lost her little cottage in the Lavender Beds really bums me out.

I get it, there are a limited number of houses and if I'm not actively playing, they should free up space so that other players have a chance. But I also resent feeling like I have to stay subbed and log in every so often in order to keep something I worked really hard on.

Now GW2's housing is still very new compared to FFXIV. It has no where near the delicious catalogue of furniture, yet. And the house is stuck in one area (Anet I will throw my credit card at you if you let me have an apartment in New Kaineng). I do really like FFXIV's different neighbourhoods that we can walk around. Its just a great comfort knowing that if I take a break from GW2 again at some point, Apyl's house will still be there as I left it.

Also, honorable mention to the 1000 decoration limit and the ability to float and scale furniture in my homestead. When I hear GW2 players complain that 1000 decorations is too few, I just know they have never had to deal with the 100 decoration limit of a FFXIV apartment |: or the 20 decoration limit for small cottage yards.

/endrant

[pyropsychiccollector]

How do Harem members feel about taking a bath with Natsu? Erza doesn't particularly care and I know that Juvia would rather willingly try to bathe herself, but I would like to know what the other members are like.

Screw my phone refreshing the page….. (人◕ω◕)* Guh. I hate I have to retype all of this. I was on a roll, too.

Look, I'll keep this brief so I don't run into the same glitch. I wouldn't say Erza "doesn't care", it's more she's nonchalant because it's a ritual she and Natsu normalized since they were young. The two of them "like" bathing together, Erza perhaps marginally more than Natsu because it's a precious ritual to her. But Natsu puts up with it even if he doesn't get some people being squeamish about a grown man and woman bathing together. (人◕ω◕)

Note that these are all initial reactions. Married bathtime just blends together after a while, so let's focus on the unique reaction of these ladies~

Yukino is more on the squeamish, flustered side. She doesn't approve of Natsu just barging in and asking if she needs help; she politely requests separate baths, and like a gentleman Natsu listens to her. Of course Yukino privately enjoyed the brief, warm contact between them, and questions whether she's a pervert… But oh well. C'est la vie. (人◕ω◕)

Lisanna in contrast has always been sorta jealous of Erza getting bathtime with Natsu when they were younger. Mira always barred her from such activities. Now that they're grown up, Lisanna finally gets a say, and she's fine with tempered bathing one another. That is to say, scrubbing each other's backs, shoulders, heads, Natsu's chiseled chest… (人◕ω◕);;; She's not quite comfortable with letting him scrub HER chest, but she's fine with stomach and legs. Basically anywhere NOT naughty. Lisanna is very firm about saving the naughty for marriage. (人◕ω◕) Natsu just doesn't get it, but does as he's told to do.

Cana is complicated. When mostly sober, she vetoes shared baths. There's letting guys ogle her, and then there's letting Natsu's hands roam all over her. Very different matters. (人◕ω◕) When drunk she's more loose and inviting. But we're all shameless and regret a lot of things when we're drunk, ne? (人◕ω◕)

Wendy is on the very, very flustered and squeamish side of the spectrum with coed baths. (人◕ω◕) Absolutely doesn't want to bathe with Natsu 'til they're married. She just doesn't understand WHY Erza and Natsu have that ritual… Erza insists Wendy will get over her silly jitters, but Natsu listens to Wendy's preferences… Even if he doesn't get what the big deal with coed baths are. (人◕ω◕) Mating season is an exception, but mating season is like Vegas. (人◕ω◕)

Chelia is just like Wendy and insisted on separate baths 'til they're married. She knows sharing baths is a form of L O V E~ … But she's just not ready for that. And kindly asks perverts to remove such vulgar images from their minds. (人◕ω◕)*** Mating season is an exception. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (人◕ω◕)

On the hornier end of the spectrum we have Sayla, who bathes with Natsu from the get-go. There's no ifs, ands, or buts. (人◕ω◕);;; A ton of cleaning gets done… Very thorough stuff… But, uh… Their baths are outlandishly long. (人◕ω◕);;;;;;;

Virgo is a similar case. But unlike Sayla she's more professional about ensuring her Master is sufficiently clean first, and then getting to the fun stuff… Well. After Natsu-sama insists she gets clean in kind. (人◕ω◕) Then it's the ideal time to crawl into Natsu-sama's lap and beg for pyro-fueled spankings. Natsu's very confused about Virgo's preferences, but he's not one to deny ladies in need. (人◕ω◕) Her requests to "service" him also baffled him… But feels quite good whenever he lets her do it. Helps him take a load out…er…off. (人◕ω◕);;;

Kagura-chan is very disciplined and strict. NO shared bathtimes together. She does her best to protect all the ladies from this shameless dragon, but there are some that slip by her… And. Well. She can't say no to Erza-nee. (人◕ω◕) Mind you, Kagura changes her tune after marriage. But that's as natural as night to day. (人◕ω◕)

Meredy… Suffice to say, she's smack dab in the middle of that spectrum. (人◕ω◕) She's flustered when Natsu initially barges in and asks if she needs help bathing, but is easily won over by how well hung he is. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) She was raised by Ultear, what did you expect? Bathing with Natsu becomes one of her favorite activities, even if it takes a few times. (人◕ω◕)

Brandish is nonchalant about Natsu's brazen behavior. Letting him clean her results in the least amount of exertion, which is juuust fine with her. (人◕ω◕) He's also very warm and stronk. Brandish is just dandy with this arrangement. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Juvia… She is perhaps the most conflicted. On the one hand, shared baths should be for marriage. (人◕ω◕) On the other… Vixens are already tempting Natsu-sama with their womanly wiles, and sharing a bath is initially too much at first (she runs away)… But after a few prompts from Natsu since she never gives a clear answer, Juvia gains the courage Meredy easily got and the temperance Lisanna has to keep Natsu-sama from getting perverted. (人◕ω◕) Juvia is a wholesome, supportive, LOVING girlfriend~

Sorano is just like Sayla. They're bathing together out of the gate. (人◕ω◕) You shouldn't be surprised. Sorano's a dirty birdy, and she'll win her dragon over to the dark…er…lustful side. (人◕ω◕) Baths with Natsu are heavenly. Befitting an angel such as herself. (人◕ω◕)/

Ultear bathes with Natsu from the get-go. (人◕ω◕) She's not as whiny or needy as Sorano, she's more sultry and MATURE than that. But she likes Erza's setup and makes it her own. (人◕ω◕) Of course Natsu eagerly helps a REAL woman with getting clean~ She's still exasperated with the Zalty references, but whatever. Natsu knows what he wants, and Ultear says that makes him a good dragon. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Mira… sigh Let's be real, Mira's another complicated one. (人◕ω◕) She's a model who's used to flaunting her goods, but baths are SUPPOSED to be private… She's formal like that. However, as embarrassed as she is at first, she sees Erza and Ultear and all these others okay with shared baths… And eventually Mira summons her courage to take what she wants. She becomes tempered and controlling like Ultear, and Natsu learns to roll with her whims. … Even if he turns the tables quite easily. (人◕ω◕)

Bonus: Heine and Juliet.

Assuming they're granted proper human forms, these girls have roughly the attitude of Virgo. Albeit they're far less masochistic. (人◕ω◕) Juliet is more teasing and full of energy. Heine is exasperated and doesn't like to be troubled with pervy things (kinda like Brandish), but she's dutiful and the two of them WILL keep Natsu-sama clean. (人◕ω◕) And then as payment he'll make THEM feel amazing. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

[bowserbowser29]

I need to see someone do a Sonic dub of 'every odd number has an E in it.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZVwFa-Fz5Q

Tails: Every. Single. Odd number. Has an "e" in it.

Amy, taking a deep breath: Oh dear Gaia, what have you done.

Belle: LISTEN-

Bean: Um, not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelt with the letter "e" in it.

Bark takes a deep breath and just stares at him.

Vanilla: Oh father Gaia.

Knuckles: If you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.

Tails: Sssffrrruuuuseri...

Sonic: Ugh. 15 + 15 = 30 and 25 + 25 = 30

Gemerl: 25 + 25 = 3-? You sure about that?

Blaze: Lord have mercy.

Kit: Bye

Mecha Sonic: 3 days into 2018 shaking my goddamn head

Rouge is just laughing.

Shadow: One. Three. Five. Nine. And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter "e"

Omega: YOU FORGOT SEVEN.

Espio: It just keeps getting worse.

Vector: What is going on?! HAHA!

Surge: You whole ass forgot about eight! A number with an "e", and it's pretty fucking even!

Honey: Why...would eight be brought up if it's EVEN in a post about ODDS????? The post said "every single odd number has an 'e' in it," not "every single number with an 'e' is odd," what the fuck?!

Jewel: Three days until 2019 and we're still here.

Tangle: Happy New Years Eve!

Lanolin: I'm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Charmy: Er, guys, two is odd and doesn't have an "e" in it, just saying

Mighty: D...Did you just deadass try and tell me that two is odd??? I'm fucking crying, throw the whole website away!

Barry: Reblogging for the last one.

Tikal: The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you wanna throw away this site...you just...can't.

Eggman: TWO IS ODD???!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM!!!

Silver: Wait what about zero? That's an odd number tho?

Whisper just stares at him.

Mecha Knuckles: O-O-Ok, but her-r-r-re me out. Thirty a-a-and fifty make up-p-p for the f-f-f-fact they have n-no 'e-e-e-e' by th-th-the way they are pron-n-n-n-nounces. Thirt-E and fifth-E

Benedict: Bro, why do 30 and 50 matter?! THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN!!!!

Florentine: What the actual fuck is happening?!

Rancheros: One is an even number.

Sigma: I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU

Ray: -30 and -50 have an "e" in them.

Rough, quietly: Zero isn't a number.

Big: It can't be divided by two though, can it?

Tumble: Um, it can??? 0/2 = 0

Clutch: IIIIII juuust, don't know...no...no...

Cubot: Od numbers! OnE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE!

Orbot: "Od" numbers, huh?

Agent Stone: Anything that ends with a 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 is even and the rest is odd (1, 3, 7, 9) stop freaking out, y'all

Fang: YOU FORGOT FIVE!

Trip: Dude, what about four?!

Fang: What about it?!

Trip: That doesn't have an "e" in it?!!

Fang, about to blow a gasket: THAT'S...BECAUSE IT'S EVEN!!!!!

Cream: Are you guys okay?!

Marine: I'm fucking sobbing right now, fucking god.

Mimic: I'm honestly so confused right now.

Zavok: What is going on?!

Metal Sonic: This is the height of your stupidity. It has to be, or future generations cannot exist.

[shiyorin]

The Imperium Shelter

Adoption Poster: Angron

Name: Angron (he refuses to answer to anything else)

Species: Primarch

Breed: World Eater

Age: Approximately 3 weeks (though he's been through a lot, so his physiology has aged faster than average.)

Background: Found this one half-starved and raging in the pits of Nuceria. Covered in scars and barking about some nonsense. Took a lot of tranquilizers just to get him home in one piece, let me tell you! His previous "owners" clearly abused him. Poor boy. Or so I suppose…

Anyway, we rescued Angron and have been rehabilitating him through positive reinforcement techniques (definitely no mood-altering neurotransmitter adjustments used, no sir!). No wonder he developed some, er, behavior issues. But with plenty of tender loving care and training, I'm sure he'll learn to curb those homicidal tendencies. I mean, normal primarch tendencies!

Personality: Angry would be an understatement. This one is pure rage walking! Snarls and lunges at anything that moves, frothing at the mouth like some rabid animals. Absolutely no social skills, nearly took my hand off just for trying to give him a treat! I'd be wary leaving small children unsupervised around him, if you catch my drift. Let's just say he takes "aggressive" to a whole new level.

But give him a chance to warm up to you, earn his trust, and I'm sure he'll calm down! Sure, he may try to bite your face off at first, but I promise once he gets used to you he'll stop seeing every interaction as a threat or challenge. Might take a few… I mean, a lot of training sessions. But he means well deep down, the poor dear just wants to be loved!

Skills: Surprisingly dexterous for one so enraged. Could probably handle advanced weaponry or driving vehicles if provoked, so keep an eye on the car keys for sure. He already knows basic commands like "attack," "kill," "Skull for the Skull Throne!" No, strike that, I have no idea where that came from! He's a quick learner regardless. Also seems preternaturally strong, literally ripped the bars off his cage on the first night! And could wrestle a grown man to the ground, break his spine with a chomp. Of course, he would never do that!

In summary, Angron is one angry boy with a lot of special needs. Strict owner only, with experience handling extreme cases. Lots of patience, training and muzzles required. Adoption not recommended for the faint of heart! But who could resist that underbite… He just needs the right home to reach his true potential as a war machine! I mean, loyal primarch. Who's a good boy?!

Signed,

The Emperor

(Angron tries to bite his hand as he says that last part)

Comments from the employees:

M*******: I wouldn't recommend adopting Angron. He tried to bite my arm off during feeding time.

Big E: Nonsense Malcador, I'm sure you were provoking him. Angron just wants love, you'll do fine!

V*****: With respect sir, Angron is dangerously unstable. He killed three of our security measures. Even with sedatives he's too risky. Perhaps a more seasoned professional handler could manage him, if anyone can.

Big E: Quit scaring people Valdor, he was just playing! Weren't you boy? Angron foams rabidly See, happy as a clam. Next!

O*******: I understand the desire to rehabilitate him sir, but adopting out Angron could endanger lives. For the safety of the public and his own well-being, long term confinement and treatment seem best.

Big E: No Ollanius. Angron just wants someone to show him love. I'm sure with the right owner he'll come around, won't you boy? Angron bites his pants leg Down boy! So what do you say, is he yours?

[galspolicev]

Jude bellingham nsfw alphabet

★ JUDE BELLINGHAM NSFW ALPHABET

SENSUALIDAD . . . no traigas paraguas, como quiera, va’ a mojarte. La temperatura está pa’ calentarte

chapter: fem!reader x jude bellingham

warnings: smut.

note: i really speak spanish, so any mistake is translation

☆ — reqs opeeenn <3

A = Aftercare

Jude helps you clean up and then joins you in the shower. He’s pretty affectionate after sex.

B = Body Part

Your ass. He grabs it, controls it, marks it. Loves watching it bounce when he takes you from behind.

C = Cum

He loves cumming in your mouth. Loves the way you look at him while you swallow. But when he’s really loaded, he finishes on your stomach and enjoys spreading it around with his fingers.

D = Dirty Secret

He’s touched himself while listening to your voice notes. He saved one where you moaned his name. Keeps it as a personal treasure.

E = Experience

Not an expert, but he’s got great instincts. And with you, he’s addicted to learning everything that drives you insane.

F = Favorite Position

You on your stomach, face buried in the pillow, legs barely open. Half asleep, body still heavy from your last orgasm or from the middle of the night. That’s how he likes you. Soft, surrendered, too weak to think or move—just to feel. He loves getting behind you, lifting your hips slightly with his big hands, and sliding in slowly. He feels every inch of you taking him in—warm, wet, perfect. And in that moment, when you’re like that—whimpering against the sheets, moaning unconsciously—he’s convinced there’s no place more his than your body.

G = Goofy

He laughs when your leg twitches after you cum. But he can switch into serious mode in two seconds if you give him a certain look.

H = Hair

He doesn’t shave often, but if you ask, he will.

I = Intimacy

He can fuck you hard. Grip your waist, pound into you with fury, lose himself in the rhythm. But if you grab his face and say “look at me while you do it,” he melts. The hardness in his features softens, his mouth relaxes, his eyes shine. He’ll stroke your cheek with his knuckles and go slow—like he wants to memorize every reaction you give. He’s totally in love, whispering things while he’s deep inside.

J = Jack Off

Only when he’s away. He records himself for you, whispering “this is what’s waiting for you when I get back.”

K = Kink

He loves dominating you with his voice. Telling you what to do, how to move, what to say. And if you act disobedient… it’ll only get rougher.

L = Location

Restaurant bathroom, hotel hallway, backseat of a car. If you tease him, he’s not waiting.

M = Motivation

Your shorts, the way you spread your legs without realizing it, your voice when you say “come here.” Any excuse is enough to fuck you like never before.

N = Nicknames

“My girl,” “pretty,” “dirty girl.”

And when he’s really turned on, really deep, really lost in you, he starts mixing English and Spanish without noticing. You’ll hear him say things like “eres muy guapa.”

O = Oral

Loves going down on you. Does it like he’s tasting something expensive. He doesn’t stop until you’re shaking.

P = Pace

He controls it perfectly. Sometimes rough and fast, other times painfully slow—just to make you beg.

Q = Quickie

He lives for quickies before a match or right after seeing you in something short.

R = Risk

Risk turns him on. Doing it with the door open, with people nearby, or while you’re on the phone with someone… but most of the time he still prefers it private.

S = Stamina

He’s got more than enough. Can go for over an hour without stopping, and still say “one more.”

T = Toys

He loves using them on you while watching. But he always ends up replacing them with his fingers or his tongue.

He also loves being able to handcuff you to the bed or blindfold you—just so he can do whatever he wants.

U = Unfair

He’ll get you worked up just to ignore you. Touches you over your clothes, kisses your neck, licks you—and then stops, just to see how far you’ll go for him.

V = Volume

Low moans, heavy breathing. When you’re on top, he groans loud and whispers in your ear as he cums—like he needs you to hear your name on his lips.

W = Wild Card

He gets turned on when you record him. Won’t say it out loud at first, but every time you pull out your phone or point the camera at him, his pupils dilate. Loves looking straight into the lens while fucking you, with that half-smirk, like he knows you’ll watch the video later and get wet just remembering.

X = X-ray

Thick and veiny. Not massive, but perfect for you. Sometimes he teases you by just pressing it against your entrance until you beg.

Y = Yearning

When he doesn’t see you for a few days, he gets anxious. Sends you dirty texts, calls you, says “you owe me.”

Z = Zzz

He puts you to sleep on his chest, stroking your back slowly.

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ok ok ok i'm reasonably caught up on drafts (single digits baby 😎) which means it's time for me to fill it with n e w things :' ))))

like this for a short starter (possibly usfw) from one of the below muses i'm itching to write atm !!! i'll come to you for muse preference <3

anthony allen (46) - financial consultant | bisexual | luke kirby fc a very high powered man in the conference room but an absolute pathetic simp when it comes to relationships !!! never above getting on his knees and begging for the approval of whoever's giving him affection.... may be a lil touch starved

beau greer (32) - librarian/cam boy | bisexual | drew starkey fc comes across very serious and quiet due to the nature of his work but absolutely unhinged in his free time xoxox naturally self-destructive and constantly pushing boundaries (sexually, emotionally, physically, etc.) just to see if he can !! live fast die young yk the drill

brianne barlowe (30) - personal stylist | bisexual | sarah catherine hook fc absolutely too rich to be kind to anyone not worshipping her !!! blonde rich bitch w/ a god complex and a tendency to act out when she's bored (which is pretty often) - approach at your own risk

carmen navarro (24) - exotic dancer | bisexual | nicole wallace fc former white trash turned would-be prima ballerina !!! unfortunately couldn't keep up w/ the $$$ for her lessons so she made a quick pivot to stripping as one does <333 never lost that ego tho very much thinks she's more talented than any other girl in the room, takes her dancing VERY seriously but also throws fits when things don't go her way whoops

declan bain (52) - ghost writer | bisexual | ewan mcgregor fc former child prodigy turned recluse !! absolutely hates socializing or being perceived in general so he switched from writing his own books to writing other people's xox very observant tho somehow manages to capture the human experience v well despite never participating !! also touch starved (shocker)

kiara obi (28) - caterer | bisexual | ayo edebiri fc big time frantic hummingbird energy this girl CANNOT sit still for the life of her. always moving/talking/walking f a s t and doesn't really make time for anyone to keep up w/ her.... unsurprisingly very socially awkward and blunt and doesn't understand why that's a problem :' )))

lenore acosta (35) - seamstress | bisexual | nathalie emmanuel fc very holistic very peace love and joy..... also v clingy and maybe not the best w/ boundaries (i.e. she doesn't respect them) but like !!! so cute so sunshine until she keys your car bc you didn't text her back for forty-five minutes even though she knows you read it <333

luca rosen (48) - priest/con-man | heterosexual | jon bernthal fc think harold hill a la the music man genuinely just moves from town to town looking for a way to scam as many people as possible and get the fuck outta dodge before they can catch on <333 currently working as a priest and he likes corrupting his flock almost as much as he likes pocketing the collection plate at the end of his 'sermon'

marcella locardi (40) - entertainment lawyer | bisexual | cristin milioti fc VERY good at what she does god can this woman argue.... absolutely not above pulling underhanded stunts in court for her clients and subsequently has never lost a case !! and if she sleeps with a client here or there or everywhere what of it??? genuinely believes the rules do not apply to her (might even think she's immortal??? depends if she's taken her meds)

remi tahara (27) - twitch streamer | bisexual | nico hiraga fc just a DOPE a loser a sweet puppy..... does what he's told without questioning it bc people are usually right and he's usually wrong!!! went viral for doing jackass level stunts his chat suggested which is not his f a v o r i t e thing but he loves how excited the audience gets when he's streaming from the ER so.......... he's gonna keep doin it

taran lowe (22) - vagabond/photographer | bisexual | louis partridge fc very laurie (little women) coded he's just coasting on his late grandad's money and traveling the world collecting lovers like infinity stones (and somehow dodging stds ??? lord knows how) very much comes and goes as he pleases and doesn't get why that's an issue !!!! will probably never love anyone as much as he loves himself his freedom but he sure is convincing w/ those flowery promises he likes to handout