wait. fuck. Garth. Hrothgar. angel-werewolf hybrid kids. twins. Cas and Sam. wolf Cas. Bee Wolf. OLDER SISTER NAMED GERTIE fuck. fUCKKKKKKK
EDIT: yeah so Garth used to hang out with
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a CHURCH CONGREGATION OF OLD NORSE WEREWOLVES (????what in the beowulf fresh fuck)
and he owns a HOUSEBOAT that he thinks is Demon-Proof... oh honey. it is not. that is, in fact, a fucking flare for a Very Specific Kind Of Demon.
hmmmm yeah this is all very fucked up, concerning and beowulfcore. its like some powerful force related to the Archangel Michael is breeding grendels or somethi-
oh yea. right. thats just canon
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what the hell is happening????? why are the holy Trinity trending all at once
should I get ready for the apocolypse?!?!?
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no offense but if you have a reaction that extreme on behalf on some guy you don't know and will never know and who definitely doesn’t need anyone's protection, it's time to go touch some grass
everyone needs to test out the parasocial limits to the point grass touching is essential so the next time their level of self awareness is higher so they don't get more parasocial
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What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert
see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)
i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!
another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know
dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.
anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else
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You know, I just remembered that there was like, a five-year gap where none of the demigods at Camp Half-Blood were doing any quests because Luke fucked it up for all of them with his quest. I bet that means the demigods at Camp Jupiter had to pick up the slack of two camps worth of quests for those five years where no Greeks were questing. God, no wonder they were pissed at the Greeks during HoO, that’s like being forced to participate in the world’s worst and deadliest group project where your parter isn’t even doing their half of the work.
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God I really need to relisten to The Adventures of Superman radio show (1941-1951) again and tally the amount of times Jimmy Olson watches a man die in front of him.
Because I started a tally about halfway into my listening of the show and I had a tally of 31.
I listened to only around 20-25 arcs.
And out of those, people died in front of this 14-17 year old copyboy 31 times, often due to brutal gunshot wounds. And because it’s a show from the 40s, it’s never addressed at all.
Genuinely need to make an essay one of these days on the change and development of his character and how it evolved pre-during-post WWII. Especially how he was used as a vessel for pushing the ideology of “self-sacrifice for the greater good” propaganda to glorify the idea of dying for the war for children listening to the show that would soon be drafted. And how he was used to push ideas of religious and racial tolerance post-war.
I don’t tend to nerd out about history stuff a lot on this blog but the whole “media is created by its time, of its time, for its time,” is extremely prevalent during this time with the fact that nearly zero broadcasted radio shows weren’t propaganda to some level.
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'working on tmnt:hme ' is such a funny thing to say cause truthfully it's just me remembering smth that happened and going 'oh that's be a good comic idea' or 'that's be a good trait for the turtles' and then writing it down in my google doc LMAO
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