#ITS WILD I SWEAR TO GOD

[plush4bunny]

pov: a sorcerer you've met from another universe came back to save your from a war because he couldn't bear to let you go

you have to read go @chrism02's fic on Maxim Horvath falling in love with the sorcerer supreme (you) called "In the end game" to know how this shenanigan ended and started 😉

[rakkuntoast]

there should be a class study on how smplive changed the way modern mcyt online discourse (at least on twitter) goes instead of fuckass knee deep dives about dsmptwt from an outsider that wasnt even there to witness it

[passiveagressivepoet]

to the people being wild about the daddy kink joke… i’m begging you to go touch grass and spend time with some real live queer people

[holysaintscathedral]

Cishet men are so intimidated by female sexuality, it's honestly so pathetic and sad. Come to think of it, they're intimidated by ANYTHING remotely womanly or feminine.

[disastersteps]

thinking about a scenario where mortum and anita finally meet again, and her second meeting with anita is that they're leaning on their cane. and how they walk saggingly and awkwardly and wondering.

if mortum had given more thought and let them know within that week, if mortum had just call them sooner to finally talk but instead, that idiot did promised not to use Aoyun anymore- that idiot decide to go to face to face with Hollow Ground because of course, Anita is Harbinger.

and here is the good doctor, looking at anita with a leg that is now non-functional and just.

"let's talk." with a heart squeezing in her chest, wondering if she could've talk it out with them sooner and even if she tried to tell them that it's idiotic, stupid, moronic to go face the kingpin of the entire city.

its anita lee, and they're just as stubborn as aoyun they were.

[skunkes]

[RDJ meme] he is succeeding in staying positive

also wanted to archive this here sorry

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Can I talk about Cherubi real quick

So ya know how there's that little game where the Pokemon with the same Pokedex number as your birthday (month and date) is your like, assigned Pokemon? Well my birthday is 4/21, and Pokemon number 421 is Cherubi's evolution, Cherrim! So MY assigned Pokemon's pre-evolution is a Pokemon whose name is a COMBINATION of my two preferred names, Cherry and Ruby??? IS THAT NOT KIND OF INSANE 😳

[skitskatdacat63]

2005 Turkish Grand Prix - Kimi Räikkönen, Fernando Alonso & Juan Pablo Montoya(my personal post-race highlights)

[trans-estinien]

need to get a metaphorical flag that just says IM TECH LITERATE on it to wave around

[sonknuxadow]

I'm not too big a Sonknux shipper (I don't really ship anyone with Sonic full stop) but for the sheer amount of Sonadow and rabid Sonadow shippers that popped up, I'm half tempted to create a 2:30 hour long Sonknux cinematic animation out of spite. It would be a quirky romcom with musical scenes which starts with Knuckles first meeting Sonic and ending with them kissing in front of the Master Emerald at their wedding.

i dont really have a problem with sonadow necessarily or people making jokes about them being gay in the new episode, i also went "🏳️‍🌈?" a few times while watching it. im mostly just annoyed that its everywhere at all times and so many people seem to have sonadow as their number one priority always and dont care about anything else.. like if you search sonic prime on here its just sonadow sonadow sonadow with not nearly as many posts about what actually happens in the episode or theorizing about what might happen next or even discussing sonic and shadows interactions beyond just going "omg sonadow!"... like is that really all you guys took from it? you dont care about anything else? just shipping? ok...

[intertexts]

unrebloggable because id krill myself if this started getting notes but a brief summary of my thoughts on the matter !!! also kind of obviously this is just irt headcanon & such. obviously the most hated "fandom activism" or whatever is frequently just folks pointing out the stereotypes or shitty choices textually in the media & saying "hey maybe think critically about this for more than two seconds" & often receives backlash from people who r incapable of holding multiple ideas in their head at once!!

[separatist-apologist]

Also I know you all have been telling me for two years to read Opal Rayne's book- I finally started, I'm 30% of the way through, and I'm having a good time

[freebooter4ever]

Ok i found the lizard and carried him back out to the front of the house - he was indeed in the kitchen which is concurrent with those sounds i heard sunday. So thats one wild animal down and one to go (a much louder much scarier possibly furry creature that sounds like it could jump out and murder me in the middle of the night). Im not kidding when i say i taped that fucker in until the landlord can get here. (i remembered my friend ties off the door handles of the art studio so buddy cant break in so i taped the handles together figuring if that can hold a dog it can hold a rat/raccoon/mouse(???).

[angelicalbones]

the fucking paranoia that still grips my soul when my mother tells me to run something by my dad

just asked if I could borrow their cabin next weekend for me and couple friends bc i reslly dont wanna bother him during work and it just happened to come up in convo w said friend and she just texts back "run it by dad"

and now im like trembling thinking they are mad st me or im going to get my ass torn apart for something which is why she wont say anything.

i hav done literally nothing wrong except lst night i was on the phon w my brother while i was painting on speaker and he was bitching about our sibling being an asshole and exhibiting alot of behaviors like our mom but theres like next to no way she heard it bc the entire time we were having that convo i was in my room door closed and she was on a different floor of the house but im still sitting here like

whst if she heard and now they are furious w me and going to fucking obliterate me this evening for being disrespectful? what if I said or did something yesterday that severely upset them both and i didnt realize like i did constantly as a kid?

THIS IS SUCH A DUMB PANOC SPIRAL TO FALL DOWN OVER 1 TEXT AND SKING MY DAD A SUPER LOWKEY QUESTION WHEN HES OFFERED TO LET ME TAKE PEOPLE UP THERE BEFORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[broke-on-books]

BE COOL FRAPHNE IS LITERALLY JUST CARY GRANT/KATHERINE HEPBURN'S CHARACTERS IN BRINGING UP BABY (1938)

Sorry just had a revelation but that is an au that NEEDS to happen

[autism-disco]

music(als) (screaming)

falsettos specifically (screaming louder)