masterlistin’ 2.0
(FROM AUGUST 2019 - MARCH 2021)
so, my masterlist was too full for anything to be linked, meaning here is part 2 of my masterlist which I didn’t anticipate having to do.
all of my writing for the vlog squad*
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
*mostly david, lets not kid ourselves
MASTERLISTIN’ (1.0)
(AUGUST 2018-JULY 2019)
david dobrik
kinda obvious, guys
that’s my ass, dude
missed opportunity
behind closed doors
never feel left out
no matter what, okay?
the butterfly effect
a day in the life
the other famous one
one last look
mystery girl / not so mysterious (d.d / j.w)
one rule for some
left speechless
lost before we could start
elephant in the room
impatience to meet you
always there to help you
no such thing as short term
trying to go unnoticed
through the darkness
losing it
the set up
cut that out
photographic evidence
wait, you too?
words as weapons
mad at you
shock to the system
copy me, yeah?
catchin’ on
act as if it’s not there
surprise of the night
my number neighbour / part two
junior
our private traps
toxic
you had one job, jason
trying to make you happy
time off (d.d / n.m)
i love you
past version of yourself
colouring outside the lines
won’t be forever
figuring it out
our second Christmas
bigger the experiment, bigger the disaster
instagram edits belated celebrations
missed midnight chances
bad timing, David
searching for three
down to earth
they stole my teeth
not taking advantage
if the world was ending
helping in the dark
fake proposal, huh?
wake me up
being baby / being yours
didn’t I mention?
just this once
face to face, at last
platonic
let’s fall in love for the night
standard living
it’s my decision to make
looking different
on the same page
the perfect addition
subtle reaction
drunk dancin’
erased
no one hurts our girl (d.d / n.m)
dropping the secret
not like the books say
looking where you shouldn’t
beneath
quick trip once again
not those girls
where does loyalty lie?
restraint
walking disaster
cravings
bitter
not an ultimatum
support (d.d x n.m)
bedroom ceiling
blowing out the flame
further down the line
the list
your favourite girl
scotty sire
why does it have to be her?
glamour
accidents happen
mr glassman
i’ll owe you a breakfast
sad together, last together
just for us
all love
ilya fedorovich
all love
convince me
in my element
you are the reason
oh, you’re serious
what they don’t know
it’s always been you
todd smith
i’m not happy (t.s / j.w)
falling for the wrong person
zane hijazi
not always second best
you got a dollar?
off stage support
matt king
same circle, new memories
trying to stay private
new territory
jeff wittek
behind the scenes of our life
unintentional mess
i’m not happy (t.s / j.w)
jailhouse rock
in my bed
shortcake
across the pond
those magic changes
don’t believe what you hear
no more waiting
love handles
no thanks, dude
a word of warning
i’ll marry you someday
look, nothing happened, really
the other guy
it could’ve been worse, right?
the package
that’s not right
all grown up
leave me lonely
not just the squad mom
road rage
different levels
not a goody two shoes
by your side
welcome to the mad house
star shopping
eyes opened
who let the kids in?
not so secret santa
too little too late
understanding that time
natalie mariduena
sing you a song
prepping for the big day
they’ll love you
how can i try?
my bumble date
more than best friends (n.m / c.k)
thank god for pain meds
time off (d.d / n.m)
holding you close
one more night
what is it to you?
no one hurts our girl (d.d / n.m)
well, this wasn’t the plan
just for our girl (n.m x c.k)
couch cushions
support (n.m x d.d)
home for the holidays
content, baby
carly incontro
what’s the big deal?
right answer reward
dedicate this to you
caught in the act
closed up
celebrating carly
erin gilfoy
new found confidence
just be honest
corinna kopf
girls support
what you don’t realise
more than best friends (n.m / c.k)
learning for you
help my girl
so, this is my girlfriend
just for our girl (n.m x c.k)
vlog squad
something new
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couch experiences // ilya fedorovich
a/n: I have never written about Ilya but he's so cute I AM READY TO DO THIS
request: i love the idea of Ilya being your good friend and he likes to flirt with you and you don’t really mind, Could you do that where your trying to take a nap at David’s house and he tries to cuddle you and mess with you?
summary: basically ilya is being a flirty lil shit and feelings come out
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There are certain things in life that people don’t need to know. One of those things is when you have a ginormous crush on one of your close friends. Especially when that friend is funny and flirty with everyone and there is no chance in hell he actually likes you. Ilya Fedorovich was that problem. Between the constant jokes that were most likely serious about his crush on Natalie and him being drunk and flirting with countless women, there was no chance with him. That being said, his flirtatious tactics with you were none other than his personality. While your heart would pound and you could feel your insides melt every time he gave his attention to you, you knew that from his part, it meant nothing. Just Ilya being Ilya. So here you were, laid out on David’s couch with Ilya and some other friends, cuddled into the blanket, eyes trained on the TV.
“Hey, y/n,” Ilya smiled, gazing at you.
“Hmm?” you hummed, keeping your eyes on the TV.
“You should look at me instead, I’m more attractive than those actors. You laughed loudly as you lazily turned your head to look at him. “Now that I have your attention, can I please have that blanket?” he asked, with a slight pout in his voice.
“Nope,” you replied, turning back to the screen.
“Well, at least share with me,” he continued.
“Nope, this is my couch,” you said, not showing any emotion.
“C’mon, you’re cold, I could keep you a lot warmer than the blanket can,” he smirked. You felt your stomach flop at his words. Instead of saying anything, you rolled your eyes and put your attention back on the show. Everyone was relaxed around the couch. People came and left until it was just you and David. After sometime, Ilya came noisily back into the room, making your groan. You were just about to fall asleep when he came barging in loudly.
“Alright, I’m going to go take a nap, since you just woke me up from one on the couch,” David said, stretching. You smiled up at him lazily, and he shuffled into his room. Ilya flopped down next to you on the couch. You whined as you tried to close your eyes again. His head came by your ear as he whispered:
“Whatcha doing?” In order to hide your nerves, you faked annoyance and groaned loudly. “Someone’s grumpy,” he added, sitting back up.
“I’m tired,” you murmured, closing your eyes once again. Ilya remained quiet, making your body ease. Suddenly, his hand came over to your hair, making you flinch slightly. His hand paused for a second before he began to run his fingers through your hair, gently. You hummed in response to the soothing sensation. When he stopped, you let out a small whine, making him laugh. Your eyes shot open and you sat up to look at him, glaring. This only made him laugh more.
“You’re cute when you’re grumpy,” he said, biting his lip.
“I’m not grumpy,” you mumbled, looking down at your lap, trying to hide the flush of your cheeks.
“Prove it,” he said, making your glare at him. “Exactly, you’re giving me a bitch look now.” He smiled at you as you laid back down on the couch. When you laid back down, a silence fell over both of you. Your heart was racing as you heard Ilya move around on the couch. After a couple minutes of you staring at the TV, his hands began to play with the ends of your hair again. Your eyes began to shut as he continued to twist the ends.
“I’m going to go back to sleep,” you whispered, cuddling into the pillow your head was laid on. Ilya made a loud groaning noise, making you turn to look at him.
“Stay awake,” he whined, looking down at you.
“Ilya, I’m tired,” you replied, exhaling loudly.
“Wake up,” he whined. That’s when you shot up from the couch, standing, just so you could stand taller than him.
“Ilya, I am fucking tired. I want to sleep and one minute you’re being nice and playing with my hair and the next being annoying and waking me up and being loud!” you exclaimed.
“Grumpy,” Ilya laughed out, making you more annoyed. Before you could continue your rant, his hands grabbed your waist and tugged you onto his lap. Inhaling sharply, you were face to face with Ilya as you straddled his lap. You sat there, mouth open as he grinned at you.
“What are you-” you began, but were cut off:
“If you’re going to be sleepy and needy with your hair being played with, I at least want you near me so my arms won’t hurt,” he smirked. Meekly, you laid down with your head on his chest. Your heart was racing while his fingers found their way back to your hair. After a couple minutes, your body relaxed into his warm embrace. “y/n,” he said, quietly.
“Yes?” you whispered, keeping your eyes closed.
“Can you look at me?” he asked, causing you to look up at him, confused.
“Why?” you asked, looking into his eyes.
“You know, you’re like super beautiful?” he said, making your body heat up. “Like so fucking pretty,” he continued. “Like the prettiest girl.”
“Shut up,” you said, rolling your eyes, trying to turn away from him. “You’re just trying to funny or you’re drunk,” you laughed, pushing your body into a sitting position.
“No, seriously, you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever met, y/n,” he said.
“Yeah, okay,” you laughed, shaking your head.
“Why are you acting like this?” Ilya asked, with a slight annoyance.
“Why are you?” you shot back.
“Don’t get an attitude with me,” Ilya fired back.
“Or what?” you huffed out, pissed that he was saying this and just being his funny self. Your feelings were here and being toyed with while he’s just having fun.
“I will do something about it,” Ilya grumbled. You rolled your eyes, but before you could say anything, somehow Ilya had you pinned down against the couch. How he maneuvered this, you were unsure of, but his body had you pinned down and you breath caught in your throat. “I’m trying to tell you, I like you, y/n,” he said, grinning down at you. Your mouth parted as you stared up at him, blankly.
“Ilya,” you got out, but nothing else would follow. “You-you don’t mean that,” you mumbled, softly.
“Don’t tell me I don’t mean it cause I do and I am trying to tell you this,” he spoke smoothly, with a big grin on his face, as he dipped down closer to your face. “You’re so damn cute when you blush,” he smirked, only worsening it. His lips were millimeters away from your own and you couldn’t get anything out. Every time you tried to open your mouth to get out words, nothing came out, which Ilya was loving. He kept laughing as you looked like a fish out of water. His fingers intertwined with your own as he had your arms still pinned down above your head. After a couple moments of him laughing, he finally dipped his head down at let his lips graze yours ever so slightly. You inhaled sharply, making him smile against your lips. Then, he pressed his lips to yours. His whole body came crashing into yours as he moved his lips against yours, moaning at the feeling of it all. You couldn’t stop the moan coming from out of you from the feeling of him finally kissing you. Both of your lips moved against one another in pure desire and need. This is what you had been waiting for, for months and it was too surreal. He was here, kissing you after saying he likes you.
When he pulled away, you took a deep breath before whispering out, “I like you too.”
He chuckled at you before saying, “I’m going to need you to repeat that three more times and then kiss me three times to prove it,” he joked, mocking you. You scrunched your face in disapproval. “It’s fine, I like that you’re needy,” he smiled down at you.
“I like you better when you shut up and kiss me,” you replied, raising your eyebrows.
“I like you better when you’re sitting on my lap,” he teased back.
“I think we can arrange that,” you smiled, biting your lip. Again, before you say anything else, you were flipped over and on top of Ilya’s lap.
“We can arrange a lot more than that,” he smirked, making you raise your eyebrows in a trying manner. “Just come here already,” he groaned, maneuvering his fingers behind your neck and pulling you down towards him, making you squeal in excitement.
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Q&A (Ilya Fedorovich x reader)
Request: anon “Ilya dima and the reader are doing a q&a for their channel and some of the questions are well, dirty or provocative and aimed at your relationship with Ilya”
Summary: Reader does a Q&A with Ilya and Dima.
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“Hey guys! This week’s video is more of a sit-down kind of video and we’re answering questions you sent on Instagram. Also my girlfriend is here.”
Ilya speaks to the camera as Phil stands behind it, making sure everything runs smoothly. You were sat on Ilyas right side while Dima was on his left, waiting for him to ask you the fans’ questions.
“Ok here’s one. Does Dima actually owe that much money in tickets or is it a bit?” Ilya asks, glancing at Dima.
“That’s really fucking funny. Yeah I owe that much. I’m working on it.” Dima defends himself, rolling his eyes.
“Oh here’s a juicy one. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex? Babe, do you wanna answer that one?” He turns to look at you, a devilish smirk on his lips.
He knows how much you hate talking about your sex life in front of people, particularly on camera.
“I’m not answering that.” You reply, giving him the don’t-you-fucking-dare look.
“Ok then I will. The weirdest place was probably my desk when she visited me on my lunch break.”
You didn’t expect him to answer the question so honestly. Your cheeks burn as you avoid eye contact with Phil and Dima.
“You freaks fucked on the desk? With people here? Jesus Christ.” Dima exclaims.
“Yeah it was hard because she couldn’t stay quiet and someone almost walked in.”
It was probably for the best that you kept your head down. There was nothing you could do to stop Ilya from talking about it. He was so open about everything meanwhile you were the exact opposite.
“Oh here’s another good one. Do you have any kinks? Dima, how about you start?”
“I’m not fucking telling you that you sick fuck.”
“Ok, what about you, baby.”
He laughs, amused by your flushed face and glaring eyes.
“I am absolutely not answering that.”
“Fine. I’ll answer for you. She likes to call me d-“
You clamp your hand over his mouth before he can finish his sentence. You were embarrassed to say the least, but you couldn’t help but feel slightly turned on that Ilya loved talking about you in this way.
“I’m gonna take my hand off of your mouth and you are not going to finish that sentence.”
Ilya nods his head and you comply.
“Daddy. She likes to call me daddy.”
He giggles at your ever-burning cheeks as you just stare at him blankly.
“What’s wrong, babygirl?”
He tries to pull you into his chest but you resist, continuing to feign your annoyance. When you don’t respond, he backs off and returns to scrolling.
“It’s alright. She’ll pay for it later.”
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