#Im loving satan so much recently idk why

[jinkicake]

The Apple of His Eye

Your demon can never stay mad at you for long. 

Mammon, Satan x Reader

A/N: After all the nightbringer angst I desperately needed something soft and sweet with the demons.... Ive written and rewritten lucifers like 12 times and hated them all so he and barbatos will come at a later date looool 

WC - 904

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Mammon

“Ugh, give me back the blanket,” Late into the evening, Mammon finds himself groaning as he tugs on his thick duvet. His peaceful slumber is fully interrupted when he meets resistance from your end. 

There’s no way he can pry the blanket out of your heavy grasp without excessive force. 

He glances over his shoulder, back at you, and then yanks the blanket. Very quickly he finds himself with the blanket comfortably wrapped back around him. Mammon tries to find sleep once again. 

“Stupid human,” He murmurs as his eyes close once more.

But, just as quickly as they closed, his eyes shoot open. You moved during your sleep in search of the blanket and for heat. The demon freezes entirely when he feels you pressed up against his back, arms now wrapped around his waist as you throw one of your bare legs over his hip.

“This is supposed to be the other way around,” Mammon weakly nags as he slowly blinks his eyes before fully shutting them. 

Again, his eyes shoot open when he feels your greedy palms underneath his shirt. He’s too aware of your presence now. The feeling of your bare skin, palms and soft thigh, snuggly resting against his own exposed torso has him feeling all sorts of nervous. 

“Get off of me,” He mutters and tries to gently pushes your wrist away. That makes the entire situation much worse because your hand falls to rest against the dip of his hips. Mammon nearly explodes, he can feel the steam bursting from his ears as his face grows entirely hot. “pervert.”

“No, you,” You sleepily murmur back and the sound of your voice causes Mammon to freeze all over again. He doesn’t dare to lift a single finger.

“You’re awake?” The demon finds himself whispering as he slowly turns his head to look over his shoulder. He almost regrets it the second he does because the sight of you pressed up against his back has his heart exploding and bursting within seconds. Specifically, your cheek is pressed against his warm skin and your lips are pushed into a pout because of it. The scene is one that Mammon engraves into his mind as he dryly swallows and turns back onto his side. 

He is not going to get any sleep tonight, he’s sure of it. How can he get sleep with the way you’re draped over him? The demon feels his heart growing weaker as his strong resolve is starting to frail. Who would have thought that this started all because of a blanket?

Mammon thought he wasn’t going to be able to fall back asleep but, in your arms, sleep finds him quicker than ever before. 

Satan

“Ok, Satan, don’t get mad.”

“I could never be cross with you,” With the way Satan is staring up at you, the entire universe reflecting in his gentle eyes, you really start to feel bad. He’s completely disregarded his book as he places his hands on either side of your waist, carefully holding you while you stand between his legs. “what is it, beloved?” 

You mentally prepare yourself with one more slow, sharp inhale before you start to hold your breath. 

“I accidentally left the ‘Lucifer, you S*CK!’ meeting agenda in the library and… he found it.” At your explanation, Satan’s hands squeeze your hips. His head lowers as he grunts out a curse in frustration, a few of them, before biting the inside of his cheek. With one more heavy exhale, he faces you with a small smile on his face.

“That’s alright, we can come up with a new plan to screw him over.” Satan’s features soften as he takes in your disappointed expression. He slowly lifts one of his hands to cup your cheek before wrapping his arm around your waist to pull you even closer to him. “Don’t worry about it-”

“It was such a good plan though,” Your frown causes his heart to slightly dip in his chest but, Satan continues to watch you closely nonetheless. “you worked so hard on it.”

“We worked hard on it,” Satan lightly brushes his thumb against your cheek, pushing any hair out of your face as he sweetly holds on to you. “we can do it again. I’m not mad, I promise.”

The slight release of tension that comes with your tense shoulders dropping makes the demon smile. 

Satan pulls you into his lap, your thighs on either side of his own while he holds you tightly with a hand against the small of your back. 

“We can brainstorm and plan all over again, I’m looking forward to it.” His lips brush against your own and send shivers down your spine. He’s holding you so tightly, so intimately, that every cell in your body begins to scream. “Do you have any new ideas?”

He’s watching you so carefully that you almost start to shake. It takes the gentle fanning of his breath for your restraint to snap before you lightly knock your lips into his own. 

Ideas be damned. Getting revenge on Lucifer be damned. 

All you can focus on now is this. Satan’s soft lips pressing against your own, pushing and pulling and molding you into his touch. His bare hands work wonders as he caresses your sides and back, all while kissing you intensely with fervor. 

Coming up with a new idea will just have to wait. 

[waka-chan-out]

idk why but im low key surprised levi is your brother of choice meg but i love to see it. i just got into om recently and he’s the only one I’m not that into (mayhaps bc we’re both infp 4w5s lmao)

i need to know..did you ever write for om in the past and i missed it? 👀

i think the surprise is definitely warranted. he’s very pathetic and i definitely thought lucifer was gonna be my favorite but he’s a DICK. my little sister said i’d like beel and satan and she’s so right. beel and mammon are my other favorites. i just have a corruption kink and am obsessed with pathetic little baby men and that’s levi to a T <3 like he’s weird n isolates himself and that’s exactly the kind of man i want to ruin. that’s cute though. same personality type? hmu.

i’ve talked about it for sure !! i nedd to get better at tagging it because i just realized that tumblr is being weird with my tags and the two drabbles i wrote for levi are just like. gone. lmao. so i’ll have to scroll back and start tagging my obey me stuff better. but i do have a few levi wips in my drafts but i’ve never written for any of the other guys. i’m hesitant to write something that’s not “correct” but at the same time i’m so early on in the story that i just don’t care. levi has a tail ?????,,,, news to me but i appreciate it being incorporated into smut. king shit.

edit: besides the few drabbles i have this and this are the kinds of things i’d post about the game. you weren’t missing much haha.

[generallynerdy]

Wings (Lucifer X F!Soulmate!Reader)

Summary: Lucifer is upset about getting his powers taken away. As (Y/N) goes to cheer him up, she finds out that seeing an angel’s wings is apparently not normal.

Requested by @kat-the-kit: Or maybe a Lucifer X Reader where Luci is pouting for getting his powers taken away but Reader cheers him up. Oooooo!!! And she can see his wings (Soulmate AU is life!!!) But doesn't say anything because no one else says something so she thinks it's like a respect thing! Please? (Sorry if I rambled too much!😅)

Key: (Y/N) - your name Warnings: Lucifer is a Good Guy AU (not excusing canon actions. If u dont like, dont read), cursing probably, garbage writing bc im exhausted Word Count: 923

Note: whats supernatural? I stopped watching at the end of s14 and still havent caught up bc i heard some shit that,,,,made me upsetti. Nonetheless, have some lucifer. I know this was probably referring to a certain episode where lucifers powers were lacking w/anael and all that but,,,i hope this is ok? Idk, im just trying to get through these requests.

    “Luci? Luci!”

    (Y/N) called out for her archangel friend, Lucifer, oddly enough, as she wandered through the bunker. Sam, Dean, and Cas were out on a hunt, leaving her and the devil to hang out.

    It was probably the weirdest thing on the planet to be able to say you’re friends with Satan. (Y/N) could say it and actually mean it, while other people would be sent to an asylum.

    Lucifer was the best friend she’d ever had, weirdly enough. He was there to talk when she needed it, even there to listen, though he wasn’t always the best at that part. He almost killed a guy for catcalling her once, so that was nice. 

(Y/N) had to admit that Lucifer was...a little more jealous than a normal friend would be. She tried not to dwell on it too much. Even thinking that way about him could be dangerous. 

He was Satan!

But Satan was late for their movie night and (Y/N) was upset.

“Luci! Where the hell are you!?” She shouted down the halls before realising what she’d said. “Okay! I didn’t make that pun on purpose! Don’t hate me!”

From Lucifer’s room, the door of which was ajar, she heard a muffled snort.

Following the sound, (Y/N) peeked into the room to see a huffy archangel laying on his bed. His brilliantly white wings were around him like blankets, keeping him warm. The sensation of being cold was relatively new to him, seeing as he had just recently lost his powers. Everything human was new to him.

The only way you could tell him apart from a normal person was when his eyes flickered red if he got angry. Plus, his wings. Oh, his beautiful, beautiful wings.

(Y/N) had always wanted to compliment him on them, to maybe feel the feathers. She wondered if angels’ wings were soft. Of course, he was a fallen angel, so maybe his weren’t. Maybe angels didn’t have soft wings at all. It wasn’t as if she could ask Lucifer if she could feel his wings. Nobody ever mentioned them, not even Castiel. 

It was a sign of respect, so she thought, to not go inquiring about his added appendages. She wondered why he always showed them, while Cas chose not to. Maybe he was ashamed of his. What she didn’t consider was that maybe nobody else could see Lucifer’s wings.

“There you are!” She exclaimed as she entered. “Running from the Lion King again, are we? I won’t tell Dean you cried.”

“I hate you,” he murmured from under his wings.

She grinned. “There’s the same old Satan. Move over.”

Lucifer reluctantly did as she asked, scooting over on the bed and parting his wings so that she could join him in laying down.

“Hiya,” she greeted teasingly. “Pouting?”

“I’m not pouting,” he huffed. “I’m grieving. Big difference. One is immature and one is more regal, not to mention better for my reputation.”

She rolled her eyes. “Reputation? In this bunker? Please.”

“You’re not helping.” Satan sighed, laying his head down and staring into space beyond (Y/N)’s shoulder. “A few weeks ago, I was the all powerful Light Bringer. Nobody would dare come within 20 feet of me, not in Heaven or Hell. Now, here I am, reduced to Lion King and broken heating units.”

(Y/N) snorted in amusement. “Luci--” she drawled.

“Don’t start. I know I’m stupid.”

“You’re not stupid,” she said firmly. “Adjusting to being human is hard. It isn’t all drinking beer and hunting monsters, as much as the Winchesters would like to think it is.”

Luci eyed her curiously. “No, sometimes it’s crying at animated cats.”

“Not gonna lie,” she started with a smirk, “That’s a little more human than I was expecting.”

He groaned. “You’re the worst.” He went to block his view of her with his wings, but she smacked them back.

“Please, I’m your favourite human!” She scoffed, before seeing the look on his face.

Lucifer was almost...aghast. Confused was more like it, but there was an air of awe about him as he looked at her. “Did you just-- hit my wing?”

“Yeah. Sorry, did it hurt?” (Y/N) asked, frowning.

“You can see my wings?” He questioned a little louder. “You can see them?”

She nodded hesitantly. “Of course, I can see your wings. Who can’t? They’re massive.” At his pause, she gawked. “Am I not supposed to see them?”

Instead of answering, Lucifer pushed himself forward, meeting her lips with his.

When he drew away, (Y/N) was sputtering. “What was that?”

“I knew it was you,” he said with a devilish smile. Er--

“Knew it was me? What’s that supposed to mean? Why’d you do that?” (Y/N) questioned, words flowing out of her mouth like she was drunk. “I mean, not that I’m complaining, because that was amazing, but what the hell?”

Lucifer shushed her. “(Y/N), nobody can see an angel’s wings. Except their Soulmate.”

“Their--?” She cut herself off, jaw agape. “Their Soulmate? I’m your--?”

“Yeah. Crazy, huh?” he joked.

Her throat was suddenly very dry and it took a few swallows before (Y/N) could speak again. “I’m Satan’s Soulmate,” she whispered.

For a brief second, an expression of concern and fear passed Lucifer’s face. “Don’t like it?”

“I love it,” (Y/N) said, a giggle escaping her lips. “I shouldn’t, but I really do.”

Luci laughed. “I’m glad.”

“Satan’s Soulmate,” she hummed. “I like the sound of that.”

SPN Tags: @missihart23

Masterlist

[quackspot]

i started thinking about that gay bastard oc of yours. platano. can u tell me about him

omg u wer thinkgin about platano..... mr banana man... mr 4011. i am obsessed with the banana code srry i just got back from work (it was good :-D)

any way. um. im going below the cut. he kidnaps people and he murders people and i hate him because he’s also a massive weeb so. hm

HISTORY OF PLATANO... yea his name is spanish for banana

his father, pablo, will probably get a name change someday but i literally never think of his father since the only thing he did in platano’s backstory was disappear 

since platano’s world has characters based off like. fruits and vegetables (there aren’t really any limit to what the characters are based off of. it was in my lazy google translate name phase so we have like... a gay character named arcenciel who becomes dadlike through my powerful canon-changing touch. also arcenciel wears the colors of the rainbow as often as he can i haven’t figured out a good design for him since i’m not used to using more than 5 colors. he also owns a hat factory)

i think arcenciel and platano are friends they met when platano was like. 17 probably and arcenciel would be around uhhhhh ummmmmmm 21??? idk man but in canon he’s probably around 30 . yes i m saying “in canon” because i wrote a really dumb and horrible story back in 2018 arcenciel used to have HUGE internalized homophobia and i turned that into a running joke and i dislike that so that’s a reason why i’m not sharing the fun little story i wrote for my friends

(the best part of that story is when arcenciel threw his light-up rainbow heelies at platano, thus starting the boss fight which the main cast LOST.)

ok back to the topic at hand. platano.

i have a whole doc named platano where i just wrote drabbles about him so i’m going to summarize them

the first one was his friend, percisi (my only cishet oc he’s very short and very aggressive while also dressing in a soft-colored turtleneck since he’s based off of peaches) using a misunderstood form of satanism to summon satan. guess what percisi and platano summoned satan for. it was a manga update! wow

i won’t say the mangas name it was an inside joke

so platano was like “hey satan can i have this manga now please please” and satan went “sure just kill people for me” 

that determined platanos job for the next 7 or so years <3 wonderful. 

(it was basically me writing a backstory for a scene to happen in the main writing i wrote for my friends. he killed someone because someone else in the building was trying to summon satan. very confusing but okay i guess.)

i think right after that i wrote about platano meeting his boyfriend, sage, for the first time. i have horribly mixed feelings about their relationship since it’s very. Hm.

so platano kidnaps people to watch anime with him because all his friends left him and his best friend, mangue, is too busy being a dictator over the Land of the Fruits. i shit you not fruits oppressed the vegetables. i wrote that dynamic between the two because i was learning about the revolutionary war in US History. something like that at least

(the Land of the Fruits is not the official name)

on the topic of kidnapping people. guess who his favorite person was. sage. it was sage. so he tried to take sage often but they probably discussed Proper boundaries since everyone else tried to run away. hmm i am now going to write a bit right now 

“Platano,” Sage started. “Why do you keep kidnapping me? It’s rude and I hate it.”

“What else am I supposed to do?” The yellow-haired fool leaned on his sword, digging the tip deeper into the ground. 

“ASK ME IF I WANT TO HANG OUT??” 

“I can do that?”

“You keep making my dads worried.” Sage looked around the area, fidgeting with his hands. 

“Oh. Okay. Want to hang out? Watch some anime?” Platano paused for a moment, but managed to say “Maybe kiss?” before Sage got to answer.

“I- KISS??? We can watch anime together. We can go now.” 

Sage ushered Platano through a portal as fast as he could. 

His dads were never worried.

hmmm maybe that’s alright idk i’m a little tired so it’s probably a little out of character. sage probably isn’t that loud but i think it was trying to be the dynamic of “oh, we’re not dating” when they kiss every sunday at 5 pm by a romantic river scene 

he’s a character who is, at his very core, horrible and bad. he is portrayed in a way i DESPISE but i’m too lazy to correct it. his interest in sage actually started with me going “hmm i think platano would draw sage like this” then sauce giving me fun facts about his oc, sage, yea sage is sauce’s oc <3 epic win . so sauce gave me fun facts about sage and i was like “time to doodle these in platanos ‘art style’” when in reality it’s just the mockery of people just getting into an anime art style, with the chin so pointy it could cut a cake 

i might reread my old writing from 2018. i gotta agree with the judges for that year i did not write very well

it mightve actually been made in 2017 which would be FUCKIN CRAZY im gonna check rn 

yea it was started in 2018. february 14th... huh . finished it completely in june of that year it was 41 pages total and it’s not even double spaced how did i write something without double spacing it

OH MY GOD BOB IS GOING TO HIJACK THIS RANT JUST FOR A LITTLE

so bob is a fluffy little anthro cloud with a grey top hat and bowtie. he is amazing. i love bob. bob is another one of sauce’s character and mangue (mentioned earlier) was made by my friend jamie 

(you can always ask for their tumblrs but i’d ask them if its okay to share their tumblrs. i might just look at them and reblog their stuff cuz i like their art!!! maybe jamie posted a drawing she made recently on her blog but tbh i don’t think she would she’s more of a twitter user)

ok so im skimming thru UMG which is the story it stands for “Universe of Magic Gardens” and it was originally made for a prank on ponytown so people would go “what’s UMG” and my friends and i would be like “ur mom gay xDDDDDD” or something like that . horrible but i’m glad i’ve changed from . that.

here’s a bit i actually like AKLJFISJFIO

“What the actual FUCK, Ilkie?!” Arcenciel cringed in fear. “Put it back- it’s too ugly.” He pointed at Platano, whose arms were crossed. 

why is it bolded. anyway.

i just saw a part where eau used y’all... water cowboy moments <333 i really need to make refs for all of those old characters. all of my umg-related characters have to be my oldest-living ocs. 

i cant believe this is making me genuinely reread my old writing just to go “WJHFSIDAJKSFIOJ WTF????” 

some of the lines on it sound like something you would hear on like. a school bus or somethin 

looking at umg like “wtf how did i add so much Meat to this writing” bc most of my writing now is mostly quotations to progress the story (like the quickie i wrote earlier. i could add meat to it but im  tired lol)

OK THIS IS MORE GENERAL BUT MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS WAS WRITING HAIKUS FOR PORTALS. after you visit a place enough times it’s kind of just an instinct to open a portal there so you don’t have to recite a haiku 

uhh ok here’s another bit becuase im feeling like living la vida loca.  ur biggest regret should be “can you tell me about him” by this point bc i’ve written too much to go back now

He landed on his face once he was outside of the hat. Meko quickly walked over to the guest room, opened the Portals for Dummies book, and flipped to a page. It looked devious.

“Banana, mango,

Each tasting amazingly.

A taste of evil.” 

Meko did the dance on the page, it consisted of something that looks like it’s from an anime. A portal opened, the familiar scent of bananas and mangoes coming from it. With some hesitation, Meko stepped in. He quickly made it so only his head peeked in.

it wasnt bolded this time but i like it bolded. ok i understand how i added meat it was just shitty expired meat ALKFSJSHDAIUJKFEIODSJAK . it wasnt even that much meat DAMN. it just looked like more.

actually that’s all i will write. i could  do more w platano but yea at his base he is a blonde twink who kills people because he wanted a manga but now he’s friends with a dictator. woo! wow. amazing character writing. i cant wait to get motivation to rewrite everything and make platano a good villain (he will still be very interested in anime sadly. idk why around that time i liked making characters who were obsessed with anime i didn’t even watch it much myself. i think it was because i wanted to put capes on them)

[starlillies]

so to update my recent (ish) post, i did eventually give in and binge legacies bc of posie and even though no one asked i have thoughts

josie is my precious child and i would die for her and i think she should wear her hair completely down more often. that is the most important takeway and the rest is under bc this got long i had more thoughts than i thought

i understand lizzie is bipolar but it feels like the writers in charge of her character are too

mg is also my precious child im love him

kaleb was actually on my shit list when i started but he has worked his way into my hear (lets be real the shark slippers helped a lot,, and when he just had to compel those townpeople to forget the buggies but he also compelled them to improve their lives?? in ways that made it clear he talked to them about their life and issues??? Pure™)

liSTEN OK I LOVE PENELOPE PARK SO MUCH I KNOW EVERYONE DOES BUT I LOVE HER!!! her humor?? the way to my heart, first of all,,, and ofc she’s hot bc josie set her on fire as hell too and like did i mention she’s funny? bc shes not just funny her specific brand of humor (witty comebacks, bitchy banter, “you used to like it when i went low”) is Right Up My Alley. its right up there. and i know they call her satan bc she broke josie’s heart so they have an excuse, but it seems like she’s overall just thought of as a mean girl/bitch and i?? dont understand?? all she does is make good jokes and love josie with her whole heart and yeah she ruins lizzie’s life but WHY do people who aren’t the saltzman twins think she’s a bad person???

ok so hope. i like her, i do. and i liked her from the beginning, but also like, only bc i didnt have a reason to not like her? like idk in the beginning she was slightly better than meh for me. now i love her bc she’s also a witty queen with great hair and she smiles and lemme tell you even if i hated her with my whole heart i would melt at her smile. her whole face lights up!! its so cute!! i love it!! and slug infected hope? obsessed. 

spEAKING of which, you know that scene? the scene with slug infected hope and josie and josie hiding behind hope from penelope and hopes lil noise and penelope obviously finding josie immediately and josie’s face and,,,, yeah you know that scene? GOLD. AMAZING. FANTASTIC. GIVE IT AN OSCAR RN.

(backtrack real quick, do the writers remember hope is part vampire? is that something theyre, like,, aware of?? bc the only glimpse of her vampness was in an alternate universe,,, im just confused)

ok so this might be unpopular but landon is...not my pal. i like handon a LOT ok theyre super cute and i love happy hope, but landon himself,,, he simultaneously bores me and gives me Nice Guy™ vibes and just,,, i dont really like him im sorry 

speaking of handon i like raf but this is ridiculous ok i dont need another love triangle julie. like does she even realize most people hATE love triangles? im not alone on that right? theyre not entertaining, julie. youve already done that many times, julie.

i think those were all my main thoughts JUST KIDDING OF COURSE I SAVED POSIE FOR LAST. listen. lets be real. posie is the only reason i watched this show. and by the time i binged it i had already watched every single posie scene on youtube. i. am. posie. trash. i love josie. i love penelope. so josie and penelope?? yall know i was a goner. they are iconic. i love them. their kisses fed my heart mind body and soul. everything about their interactions in the last ep (before the goodbye, im getting there) was just. just. really pure honest to god ambrosia or some shit. i think it added years to my life. and then their goodbye?? you bet it fuckin  b r o k e  my fuckin heart. the emotions. the acting. the tears. the i love you jojo!!! have i mentioned that penelope (and only penelope!! shes the only one!!) calling josie jojo makes my heart whole clears my skin and cures my emotional trauma? cause yeah. anywho ofc im fuckin devastated and i wanna say im not worried about this being the end of posie bc it honestly didnt feel like an ending to me and it def seems like lulu will come back (if she doesnt..........) but i also dont really trust the cw and i didnt even watch the 100 i just know Too Much and i pretty much never trust tv writers so?? i guess i have to sell my soul now?

but also even though im crushed by penelope leaving, so is josie and even though shes my precious child and i dont want her to be in pain,,, im hella excited to see her be angry and ruthless and burn everyones world down and badass as hell. kaylee said people arent gonna like josie in the next ep but?? unlikely.

im sure no one made it this far but i needed this catharsis thank you goodnight pls remember that penelope park is soft as fuckin hell no matter what she says

[wellward-a]

anyway i dont know hwo coherent this will be but i don’t want to lose these thoughts, so.

imo s1 of the show unquestionably portrays lilith as predatory/grooming toward sabrina, it’s not even subtle. i’m thinking of incidents like:

- lilith trailing her hand along sabrina’s shoulders and sabrina looking visibly disturbed - lilith licking her finger and wiping a nonexistent speck from sabrina’s cheek, causing sabrina to run away from her - lilith hiding in bathrooms to spy on sabrina or wait for the right moment to prey on her - lilith being in sabrina’s bedroom, gasping with delight, caressing her pillow, and enchanting the mirror to let her spy on sabrina as a female cover of “black magic woman” plays - more tangentially, lilith using stolas to spy on teenage girls in the shower at the academy (ostensibly trying to spy on sabrina)

all of this is evidently part of her plan to guide sabrina toward her dark baptism and her ownership by satan; in essence, she is a sexual predator by proxy for the dark lord, whose incestuous and pedophilic intentions toward sabrina become explicit in s2.

all that being said... none of this is necessary for lilith to accomplish her goal. indeed, emulating the real mary wardwell more closely by acting as a benign mentor, rather than threatening and sexually suggestive corruptor, would probably have gotten sabrina where she wanted her faster. there’s imo no inherent story logic to lilith appearing to groom sabrina sexually.

what’s the goal of sexualizing her this way? why portray her as flirtatious with other women, sexually predatory toward sabrina, and overtly loathing toward men? it’s all a part of her aura as a sinister villain—it’s how the show chose to accomplish its goal of making her seem threatening and dangerous to sabrina. certainly she’s campy while she does it, but she is an active threat to sabrina’s well-being. and the show makes that clear by depicting her, subtextually, as a pedophile and lesbian sexual predator.

thus, in season 2, when it wants to initiate her redemption arc, caos pivots. lilith isn’t interested in sabrina at all, it insists—she complains during the christmas special and at the beginning of this season about being stuck, frustrated, and tired of dealing with sabrina. and her emotional arc centers around the abrupt introduction of a male love interest—the fiance of mary wardwell (who shows up quite conviently, given that mary is explicitly described as being ‘alone’ at the beginning of the show).

centering lilith’s story this season around her experiences with adam—who has no personality, and is more or less a pull-string doll whose only spoken phrase is “i love you, mary!”—massively shifts focus from her relationship w sabrina; indeed, while i haven’t quantified this, it seems to me they’ve shared much less screen time this season than last season. her sexual interest is redirected onto an appropriate object in time for it to teach her a lesson about her abusive relationship with the dark lord and decide to overthrow him, leading, ultimately, to her redemption upon helping to save sabrina and crowning herself queen of hell.

don’t get me wrong, i’m not complaining about the fact that she stops preying on sabrina. what i’m pointing out here is that, while she was a villain, lilith was arbitrarily portrayed as a homophobic stereotype—the predatory teacher who grooms her vulnerable female students. when the writers decided they wanted her to be a hero, they backpedaled from that choice, rehabilitating her by centering her emotional focus and drive around her experiences with a randomly introduced male character, who otherwise contributed nothing to the story.

what does it mean that lilith is portrayed this way? im tired and open tomorrow, so i might have to get back to you on a firm conclusion. but for me, it suggests a few things: DEFINITE buried homophobia/lesbophobia on the part of the writers—given the depiction of ambrose and luke in the show? ya. doesn’t shock me that the writers would also lean on sexual stereotypes about lesbians here. perhaps a continuation of the tradition of portraying lesbian killers in media? or perpetuating the “bisexual sociopath” stereotype most recently invoked by a simple favor, using sapphic sexuality to imply a character’s “cr*ziness” while finally emphasizing that their ultimate desire will always be for men?

i think it certainly expresses the writers’ carelessness about the way they portray their characters and the falseness of their apparent feminist intent. anyway idk. that’s about it

[softhaos]

ONE (1) YEAR OF SOFTHAOS

fellas, as of today – jan 14th 2019 – softhaos has turned one year old!! honestly, i never expected to last this long?? over the past year, i’ve gone through many ups and downs, made close mutuals, received so much emotional support from all kinds of people on this site and overall, i’m so thankful that i pulled my shit together and joined the community on tumblr! 

i still remember clearly when i first started out with this blog and posted the neighbor aus and got SO much support for it?? like?? i never thought it’d come this far where i could touch readers’ hearts with my word vomits?? that’s just insane. and even if you don’t read my works yet still follow me: wow, i’m so grateful that you managed to cope with my bullshit – be it from my undying hatred towards pcy and kmg, me abusing the uwuwuwu or my personal thoughts.

in other words, this is my message directed to everyone: thank you for keeping up with my bullshit uwu

now on to the part where i thank specific people for making my existence on this site more bearable,, i’ve left a message for everyone i tagged (i would’ve tagged literally everyone but i’m a stressed student i am so sorry if i forgot you kjldl and i would feel bad if i didn’t leave a note to everyone i tagged) and the list is in alphabetical order! @ anons i also left notes from you at the very bottom.

@baekberrie 💌 even though we just talked once literally two days ago thanks to my clumsy ass sending you an accidental ask, i’m so glad i actually did. pola (okay i got this from your about page im sorry kljsdl) you’re an amazing, kind and talented soul with whom i could’ve talked hours about soft bbh if it weren’t for my tiredness. i’ve only read your junmyeon oneshot so far but trust me, i’ll get to that cuddling fic with baek real soon once i’ve got more time uwu you’re honestly a talented writer and i hope we get to talk more in the future!

@baekbuns 💌 i’ve known you for how many days already you anon thot and i really can’t believe that i was vv intimidated by you at first (not gonna lie, you still scream bde but that’s another story-) hope, despite you trying to steal pretty much everyone from anyone, it’s still very fun to fight talk with you and you’re also an excellent writer uwuwuwu i am still very attacked by the thought of bartender yixing one day I WILL SUE YOU ALONG WITH PCY

@baekwell--tart 💌 bella!!!! ngl i’m still very pissed at myself for not realizing you from your old url but i’m glad i found you again!! (did i find you again? idk anymore i suffer from short term memory but i hope i got my point across sdjlkj) you’re such a warmhearted person and i’m really grateful that i got to know you. however, you’re also a funny person and that also shows in your writing - istg one day i will probably have “perpetual boredom” tattooed on my forehead don’t ask why that description of sehun will NEVER fail to make me chuckle!! you deserve all the love and happiness in the world and so much more uwu

@boosoonhao 💌 i know i keep repeating myself when it comes to you aj, but i really have no idea what else to say. i wrote it in the letter, i expressed myself way too often in the tags whenever i reblog your works, yet here i am doing it again (and maybe even more exaggerated than usual, we’ll see): aj, you are one of the most talented writers i’ve ever known and one of the greatest blessings in the community. there, i said it and i mean it! you are one of the very few i know that doesn’t shy away from fantasy-ish aus and executes them brilliantly. the way you have with your words is just fascinating and i find myself sometimes jotting down what you wrote for future references? but writing skills aside, you are a beautiful and kind person and up to this day the key chain you sent me is still intact. aj, thank you for blessing me, blessing everyone with your talent and general existence. 

@byuncaa 💌 bianca you smol soft bean you have my heart right there and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we get to talk more in the future uwu you’re such a cute soul gaaah it really makes me wanna send you all the soft memes i possibly own anywaY i hope you just stay as bubbly and bright and adorable as you are uwu

@cafechenle 💌 hani, kaito kid, i don’t know whether you’re still alive on tumblr or not but idc i’m still writing this to you anyway. you’re one of the first people i’ve met on this site and gOD i remember it as clear as day where i was so close to blocking you within the first few minutes of knowing you. yes, i’m talking about the entire mansae chan era discourse. anyway, we don’t talk as much but i hope you’re doing fine my wee lil silver boys supremacist!!

@changbeanbag 💌 landon, we literally just met yesterday but as you can see, i don’t care and i’m writing you a wee lil note anyway. you, my dude, radiate uwu energy and ngl i may have squealed when i saw your tags in the ask i sent you teehee - i hope we get to talk more in the future (that is, if school hasn’t killed me until then-)

@changbiinn 💌 kirra, you beautiful, blue haired visual goddess who has everyone else (including jisung yES I WENT THAT FAR) looking like a mere smurf and found dead in a ditch! i didn’t think i’d get an instant dm from that one inkigayo shitpost but you went ahead and proved me wrong sjljlks timezones fuck me up all the time but nonetheless i hope we get to interact a lil more and gET ENOUGH SLEEP OR ELSE

@cheolsjigyu 💌 MISS VAN NO I DID NOT FORGET YOU HEAR ME OUT. first of all, how could i forget you when you provided me all the great twt aus and the wild chats we had back in?? sometime early last year i guess. it’s been a very long time since we talked and i’m sorry i couldn’t reach out to you any time sooner due to school and the usual stuff (also, uh, i’m not the biggest friend of tumblr dms and barely check any messages there so there’s that too) believe it or not i still wheeze whenever i think of your fic swing baby because goddamnit that jyp song was one repeat for a good week. anyway, i hope you’ve been doing well and are not at the brink of near death like me uwu

@cherryxiu 💌 gran, frank, satan incarnate, whatever else i call you. you may fuck me up with the pcy i’ve never asked for but i hope you know you have a soft spot in my heart (i’ll never say that out loud again tho so see it as a one of a time thing). you’re my fav minseok stan and while i wouldn't necessarily jump off a cliff for you, i’d jump with you uwu anyway, aggressively refrain from sending me more pcy content i’m just trying to live an easy life here. but knowing you, you’ll definitely pretend as if that last part was never written so why do i even bother-

@chillihansol 💌 hanni my child!!! i hope you’re doing fine, aren’t as stressed anymore and have received the love you deserve and more!!! i still remember when i was highkey intimidated by you so i went on anon but then somehow you were startled by my lil threat and then i became your mom anon? funny that has changed over the time skldj hanni, i don’t regret ever going on anon for you and you’re an amazingly talented writer. i already said it once but i’ll say it again: guns n roses was the first svt fic i read on tumblr and just thank you for creating that piece uwu

@choco-seventeen 💌 miss choco, i almost tumbled down the nonexistent stairs in my apartment when i saw you ??? sliding into my dms ??? and then reading my word vomits ??? and then you followed me ??? and everything that followed after ??? i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me and up to today it remains a mystery to me ngl. we love a talented, kindhearted, fantastic, stunning, visual writing queen who is ofc the right person to love thanks to the avatar discourse she started!!! choco, keep on enlightening everyone’s life with your mere existence, the tags you put in your reblogs that make me smile and of course, wonderful stories <33

@custardheart 💌 taylor, i don’t think we have ever talked (unless you approached me on anon maybe then maybe yes??) but i just wanted to thank you for blessing my notifications. you’ve been supporting me / on my notifs for quite a long time - may i say you’re like one of the first followers i had when i first started out? THAT’S how long you’ve been here already and i can’t thank you enough <333 (please don’t ask me why i know that but goddamn every time i see that jeonghan profile picture i already know it’s you djklj)

@dinoshaur 💌 sha! lee! i know we barely talk to each other but i just wanted to use this opportunity to thank you for making some of my days with your astounding fics!! one of my favorite works from you will always be “flower crown prince” because you have NO idea how much i struggle with finding seungkwan fics dkkjljlk i’m sorry i didn’t submit anything for the lfw challenge i really tried to make it but you know, life problems happened whoops. i wish you all the happiness and inspiration and love from chan himself you gifted angel uwu

@forevershua 💌 dear fossil mother ryan, i can’t believe i internally pronounced your name wrongly for pretty much half a year knowing you. please forgive me. okay, but all seriousness aside, you’re one of the closest people from this site!! i really love you so so much though i can’t guarantee that i love you as much as you love jeonghan more than shua; i still shed tears whenever i pull out your two postcards - especially the minghao one; i think i suffered from mild heart palpitations when i got it in the mail (and still do). i hope we get to meet this year and possibly clown rat together and just stay the somewhat sane person left in the gc <33 p.s HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITHOUT A FRIDGE I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT

@gamerwoo 💌 rocket, you’re always active when it’s the ungodly hour where i live and it has happened more often that i stay awake because of you. not only do i have loads of stuff i can queue from you (teehee) you recently started posting stories again and the ones you hammered out lately just??? do things to me??? for real though do you have sadistic tendencies or somethin because you posted TWO (2) nsfw stories that I indulged at 2 AM IN THE MORNING. aside from that minghao and junmyeon stuff, uuuh, i finally got around to finish your ghoul au which i completely adore!! i’m looking forward to your upcoming works uwu and hope you get all the positivity and good vibes only uwu (p.s i have to confess: my dumb ass seriously thought the “woo” in your url referred to jungwoo and for some good weeks i thought you ult jungwoo rIP ME)

@hearttoshu 💌 jess, i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me because i’m gonna be honest here, i was scared of you skaljdlkjslkj please i don’t even know why, you seemed very intimidating but i was proven wrong in an instant!! you are one super soft bean with hq gifs and a love for jun and shua that reaches up to infinity and beyond!! your tags always get the best out of me and i’m really grateful for having you in my life uwuwuwuwu 

 @jejublr 💌 ew rat, you’re finally adulting. jokes aside, you were the first victim to fall under my disastrous typo errors and may i say that i’m just simply ICONIC for forever slapping that legendary nickname on you uwu nat who?? we only know RAT. you’re the one person i can always run to when more serious issues are bugging me since i guess you can relate the most to my personal dilemmas and i just wanted to thank you for being there for me <33 that, and for keeping gran somewhat at bay. i hope we get to meet up this summer where i’ll feed you with lots of chocolate while teasing ryan about her biasing jeonghan LMAO and just like most people from the gc, you’re one of the first close mutuals i’ve made. in a way, you could say you’ve been with me here since day 1 (almost) xx

@jin-hua 💌 mayo / mango / mayo that tastes like mangoes / idk i bet i have misspelled your names approximately 993828 times in 937987 different variations but guess what? i still love u to death uwu i love me a fitness queen, a visual goddess not even god himself could ever and i’m so so glad that you exist in my life <333 i know i promised you a crackhead message but when i think about it there’s not really a lot to say that’s out of place when it comes to you?? you’re an angel uwuwu the light of my life frank could NEVER

@justsomekpopstuff 💌 jj it is i, your #1 supporter!! since you’re also part of the nug club gc from the beginning on, you have an extra special place in my heart <3 jj, i love how supportive you are and i don’t think you realize that i cherish you to the moon and back and that times 903809. i love how you get so fired up about your hockey team and like to gush and suffer from the wrath of Joshua hong and i hope you’ll stay eternally happy uwu that, and dRINK LESS COFFEE ISTG

@lxveille 💌 veille we’ve never interacted a lot but i just wanted to let you know that i admire you a LOT. i haven’t got around to read more of your works lately, but i do have a favorite fic that i still clearly remember. okay, that’s a lie, i have several that left a strong memory. but let’s say, if i had to reduce it to one fic, it’d be the 100wtsily dystopian au with jihoon and 66 & 70! you’re one of the very few writers who hit the dystopian genre spot on and you truly are an inspiration. seriously, thank you a lot veile xx

@middle-of-a-wonshua-sandwich 💌 LOOK, i didn’t even know you changed blogs or something and i’m so eternally sorry that it took me ages to figure that out! (RIP me) you’re one of the first followers i had if i recall correctly (i’m pretty positive of that) and i just wanted to thank you for sticking with me so long uwuwuuwwu i wish you all the happiness bb <3

@multi-yeol 💌 haaaa we’ve only known each other since a day or something but i’m really glad we did!!!! honestly, that Loona song sorter is harder than any of the german exams i had and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we’ll talk more in the future bub!!!

@oatmealupdates 💌 lynna, you too are one of the first followers on my blog i’m wheEZING you’ve been here for so long sdlkjlkj thank you for your support and your comments under the fics always make my day i swear!! i’ve also noticed that you haven’t been that active as you used to be (maybe it’s just me idk sometimes my dash is kinda wacky) but all in all i hope you’re doing good!! if you ever need to talk to someone, you can always hmu <33

@queerjunhui 💌 vane, ngl, you really scared me at first. i was really intimidated by your for reasons i can’t even explain and i always thought you were out of my league sdkljlk i think we started talking since the cyzj thing and you’re one of the funniest and nicest people i’ve met so far on tumblr, seriously! your content - be it from your shitposts to mindless thoughts like the entire indirects to j*** * yES I STILL RECALL THEM - you always manage to make my day brighter whenever i see you on my dash. i wish you all the happiness and hope you’re doing good uwu

@seungcheolsbodyharness 💌 katey, sis i still think about that criminal seokmin and the entire au we made up - from FBI agent cheol to incompetent intern vernon and all that jazz. besides the fact that your url is a pure 10/10 as well as your other URLs, you’re such a nice person and i really enjoy your presence - be it in the form of reblogs of any kind of thing to the comments you occasionally leave and don’t get me started on the aSKS; katey, i’m so glad to have met you on this site!!! uwu

@softwonwoo 💌 jian darling!! honestly, i have no idea how you even know of my existence. just like pretty much everyone else i’ve tagged here you kinda had that intimidating aura?? but then the more i talked to you somehow, the more i was proven wrong and you’re such a sweet pea i can’t- also, i’m glad that i found someone who can agree with me when it comes to chungha dsakjlskj pls stay healthy, stay happy jian!!

@swyllh 💌 sara, i don’t think we have ever had a proper conversation, but i just wanted to give you my appreciation. you are one of the most underrated writers within the community yet you always give your best when it comes to your writing and honestly, i really admire you. i haven’t found the time to read your interactive fic yet (i keep pushing that back i am so sorry but i’ll get to that one day) and one of the fics that i absolutely adore is that one end of the world fic with chan, as well as the vernon collab with sha!! i really hope you’ll get the recognition and love you deserve you gifted writer !!

@tonicandjins 💌 faye my snowflake, i haven’t seen you around lately but if you read this, i hope everything’s alright from your side! i’m quite sure i’ve already mentioned this to you but i’ll say it again. i will NEVER shut up about one and two small petals and will NEVER recover from it. another banger is that wonwoo fic with the printer- ugh, you’re such a talented, beautiful person and i truly wish you all the best. remember, don’t stress yourself and relax once in a while uwu

@yeolsmiling 💌 angie hi!! i legit only sent you one (1) ask so i really don’t have much to say so far unless i wanna repeat myself lMAO one day, i aspire to purely emit soft energy for yeol but i doubt that day will ever come. i hope we get to talk more in the future you soft bear <33

honeybunch anon 💌 honeybunch, i hope you’re doing well! i still remember that i called you that when you slipped into my asks and gushed about that one mingyu fic up to this day i’m still flattered and eternally grateful that you’re still here uwu thank you for your support and making my day <33

fromis anon 💌 idk if you’ll ever read this but i miss you uwu i hope you’re doing fine and just a quick update from my side: i still haven’t found a bias yet uGH 

sugarpie / tulip anon 💌 you seem like such a cool person i’m really glad you stopped by in my inbox thank you for hitting me up uwu since i have no clue who you are and since i’m a dumbass, i’m can only rely on you messaging me jslkdj

none of the letters are proofread i am so sorry

[hipsterfrankcastle]

ok i got tagged in this TWICE by the lovely @carry-the-sky and @heidiamalia so let’s goooo

1. how tall are you? 5′8

2. what color and style is your hair?

Currently like a weird.... gingery brown vibe.... the style is what i like to call “poorly box died”. but im like an anime protagonist my hair has been a lot of dumb colours

3. what color are your eyes?

hazel

4. do you wear glasses?

yep!

5. do you wear braces?

not any more

6. what is your fashion style?

weird mix of incredibly formal workwear worn at casual occasions and like..... someone from an ivy park fashion shoot who can’t afford to buy actual ivy park. idk. athleisure shit. but mostly jeans and t-shirts these days seeing as i NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

7. full name? not today, satan

8. when were you born? 1995

9. where are you from and where do you live now? i grew up in the southwest of england. still here....

10. what school do you go to?

uni of york

11. what kind of student are you?

oh man. i am the Most. v extra. i used to study too much. 

12. do you like school? uh Hell Yeah. i like structure, organised fun, being surrounded by my pals. i try not to nostalgise it tho because there were times i was very very stressed out. why do we put so much pressure on teenagers?? good lord. uni sucked ass but i liked the actual study side of it (masters im coming for you!!)

13. what are your favourite school subjects?

english lit (shocking no one), philosophy and ethics, drama (even tho i sucked ass), history

14. favorite TV shows? too many. the hour and in the flesh are all time faves. i looooove us sitcoms i’ve watched the office maybe 13 times through. maybe more, actually. parks and rec, brooklyn 99, 30 rock (great news was such a severely underappreciated tina fey classic). fleabag. broadchurch, black mirror, the handmaid’s tale blehhhh i could go on for hours.

15. favorite movies? im just going to put 2 because otherwise we will be here for days. the darjeeling limited and joe wright’s pride and prejudice. oh wait. no and the new world. and days of heaven. can’t miss my boy malick off there. 

16. favorite books? UHHH a little life (all time fave please read but maybe google some trigger warnings or ask me about it), my year of rest and relaxation, the english patient, the secret history (basic lol), stoner.... tHERE’S TOO MANY.

17. favorite pastime? i like walking my dogs. spending time with my dogs. taking photos of my dogs. other things that don’t include my dogs like watching movies (duh), writing, reading, recently gotten into film photography. im realising now this question didnt ask for a list oop moving on

18. do you have any regrets? yeah. my uni degree. quitting my job (one of those ones where you know it’s what was best for you at the time but now, looking back, it SUCKS). oh. yeah. deciding to lose two stone in the space of five minutes and developing an eating disorder and HAVING TO QUIT MY JOB. that’s a big one. not going to the editing lab with a guy the morning after we kissed. that one felt like a sliding doors situation. 

19. dream job? baker. book editor. pro dog walker.  im realising all of these are fairly achievable. 

20. would you like to get married someday? nope nope nope!! well. maybe. if i find someone REALLY good.

21. would you like to have kids someday? hahahahahahahah no.

23. do you like shopping? yes but im trying to less because capitalism is a scourge and im trying to unlearn its various teachings including how our shopping habits make us feel/how the fashion industry affects body image. plus it’s terrible for the environment. shout out to my therapist for teaching me all this shit.

24. what countries have you visited? a lot of europe (holland germany belgium spain france poland scotland italy greece that’s not a lot actually), USA, australia, new zealand. i wanna hit california next cause ive been to new york twice now.

25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? ermmmmm oh man. uhh. i have a lot of horrible nightmares bcos ---trauma lmao. cant think of one standout one.

26. do you have any enemies?

quentin tarantino. OH and this one girl on my film course at uni. she doesn’t know that we’re enemies. but we are. 

27. do you have an s/o?

hahahahahhahahahah

28. do you believe in miracles? uh. no? dont think so. im not very spiritual, but i do believe sometimes that the universe sends you signs (even if really it’s just your brain trying to tell you something your subconscious is trying to tell you by interpreting the world around you a certain way)

thank you so much for the tags. i love talking about myself as you can tell. i think everyone i know has been tagged so. if you’re reading this. you’re tagged!

also if anyone ever has any questions about any details of my personal life. ask me. i will tell you anything. like i said. loooove talking about myself. 

[suteshiro]

ALL for crown.

I LOVE YOU

If your character wasn’t an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?

Wouldn’t you want to know

Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?

For now I can’t say for sure? From the ones he currently knows it’s hard to tell bc he trusts Love in a Personal Way but is lowkey convinced he’d sell him to Satan for a corn chip. And Gank seems p trustworthy in that regard but they have only briefly met each other

What are your character’s core moral beliefs?

No one gets to control or take away someone else’s autonomy

What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?

Parents? Hate ‘em. Siblings? H

Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?

Eeh, I don’t think so

What is your character’s opinion on nobility? On authority?

Take a wild guess ksvjfnskjv 

He doesn’t think someone having authority is inherently bad but he hates every person in authority he’s ever known of so his opinion has been formed based on that

Describe your character’s current appearance: clothes, armor, scars they’ve picked up along the journey, etc.

I’m lazy. You know what she looks like

What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most “at home” in, or just generally liked the most?

Campaign hasn’t started yet so I can’t say anything about which locations visited she’s liked! She feels very comfortable at the spot we’re starting at tho

What deity, if any, does your character worship? What’s their opinion on other people’s worship?

Caenrys babey. She’s a bit weirded out by people who dedicate themselves to organized religion but in general she doesn’t stick her nose in others’ religious business

If your character had time to pick up any artisan’s tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?

Artisan’s tools: I think he’d like glassblowing! Woodworking is cool too

Game set: playing cards probably

I don’t think he’s rlly interested in music as something he himself might perform vkjfnfksjn

Learning how to use a poisoner’s kit could be fun

Describe your character’s current relationship with the player character sitting to your right.

I’m not sitting next to anyone so I rolled for it and got Gank (@prophe-seer​‘s character)

Crown likes Gank a lot! They only met like, once but they rlly got along. She feels a bit bad for them bc they seemed to think she was rlly nice and instead of considering she Might genuinely be nice she jumped to “oh shit the bar is fucking underground for this guy” skvjfnksjfvn. So she’s surprisingly attached. She wants them to have an actual friend bc it seems like they need it

What is your character’s current goal, summed up in one sentence?

I’m headed straight for the castle

Does your character ever want to “settle down” with a spouse, children, house, etc.?

Currently, no. She has a lot of dangerous shit to do and is too caught up on being A Free Spirit That Actually Gets To See The World to like,, consider settling down. And she hasn’t given any thought to what life she’ll have after her goals have been fulfilled.

But I’ve actually given some thought to this and I think she wants to make a family one day. Idk if it’ll include children (probably adopting older “problem” children tbh) or a spouse but she definitely wants to settle down with at least one pet

Has your character ever been in love?

H,

What battle in the campaign has been most memorable to your character?

Haven’t played yet!

If your character wasn’t whatever class they are, what would they be instead?

Probably a fighter skjvfnskjfvn or a paladin

What is your character’s favorite season?

Autumn! Lovs the cronch. Loves to get to cool down after summer

What would your character’s Zodiac sign be, following stereotypical astrology?

I actually already made this decision ksjfnkvsjn she’s an Aries. I remember liveblogging my decision making to a friend regarding this but i cant remember what it was and im lazy

Where in the world does your character most want to visit?

Oh you know

What is the biggest mistake your character has ever made?

Oh you know,

Does your character have any noticeable scars? If so, what are their stories?

Probably not!

What animal best represents your character?

Wolf,

If your character could go back in time and change one thing about their life, what would it be?

Oh you know,,,,

Which other player character does your character find themselves having the most in common with?

Not sure yet!

Does your character regret any particular choice the party has made?

idk yet ksvfsjfv

What would your character say their best trait would be?

uuuh i dont think he thinks of himself in positive terms a lot skvnksjfvn

he’d probably name his strength or smth like that

What is your character’s greatest fear? Deep, irrational?

Oh, you know!

What is currently motivating your character to stay with the party?

I don’t know cause we don’t have the plot hook yet

What are your character’s hobbies and interests outside of their class?

he likes collecting small trinkets and going to festivals and thats. about it

What would most people think when they first see your character?

“Oh shit sexy”

What stereotypical group role does your character play in the party? (The Mom, the Mess, the Comic Relief, etc. Optionally: What role would your character play in the “Five Man Band” structure?)

Surprisingly, I think it’s The Mom skjvfnksnvksjnvf he seems to be really going in the “What The Fuck. Are You Okay. I Must Protect You”

But also he’s absolutely the mess

 In a five man band he’s the leader, lancer and big guy all at once. Probably the lancer tho

What is your character the most insecure about?

He’s completely unable to see himself as a kind person worthy of tenderness

What person does your character admire most?

Gaylia!!! He thinks she’s so strong and cool

What does your character admire and dislike the most about the player character sitting to your left?

Going for Love since I talked about Gank already. He bedrudgingly admires how cunning and People Smart Love can be. Absolutely hates how much of a Bastard he is and how hot he is

Why is your character’s lowest stat their lowest (the in-character reason, not “because there’s no reason for a wizard to have 16 strength, duh”)?

Both int and wis are at a -2!

Wisdom: he wasn’t uh. raised in a way where he rlly got to learn the ways of people’s minds, or do anything but repress his own feelings. and once he was out on his own he was so focused on being a reckless fool he never even tried to change that

Intelligence: He has big adhd and always had a hard time learning. Instead of being supported he was yelled at and punished for stupidity. He retaliated by refusing to keep trying. So now he’s dumb 

What would be your character’s theme song/favorite band/favorite genre of music?

I have an entire playlist for him please look at it I worked so hard on it-

I think most  relevant are Castle by Halsey and Emperor’s new clothes by p!atd. I think he would also associate those songs with himself and really like them. Royals by Lorde is also up there for sure. And Rise from League of Legends

What stereotypical role would your character play in a high school AU/if they attended a normal high school? (Nerd, jock, bully, goth, etc.)

Goth jock.

What treasure/item/artifact that your character has collected during the adventure is the most important to them?

Not particularly precious to him and not in the adventure since we haven’t played yet but he has Love’s broken antler skvjfnksjfv

Is there any particular weapon, item, etc. that your character longs to find?

Oh you know

Where does your character feel the most at home?

Gaylia’s place probably,

Does your character care about how they’re perceived by others? How do they change themselves to fit in with other people?

She’s built her entire identity around refusing to give a fuck, however in truth she probably actively tries to be seen as rebellious and maybe intimidating

What does your character think is the true meaning of life?

Bold of you to imply she thinks that much

What is your character’s scent? (Bonus points for a description that sounds like it could be from a bad [or awesome] fanfic.)

Roses, lilies and musk ( have no clue if those go well together)

Does your character think more with their heart or their brain?

Heart, absolutely

What is your character’s most recent or frequent nightmare?

haha,,,, ha,,,,,,, h

What opinion does your character have on [CERTAIN ESTABLISHED GROUPS/AUTHORITIES IN THE GAME WORLD]? (Dragonmarked Houses, royal crown, etc.)

Wouldn’t you like to know

How did your character spend their childhood? Where did they grow up/who were their childhood friends?

What aspect of your character’s future are they most curious about? (If they could know one thing about the future, what would it be?)

I will keep that to myself!

What colors are associated with your character?

Who in the party would your character prioritize rescuing, in dire circumstances?

Love,,

Is your character the most swayed by ethos, pathos, or logos?

Pathos

If your character was granted a single use of Wish, what would they use it for?

I will keep that to myself!

What is your character’s favorite spell? If they don’t use spells: what is their favorite personal weapon/combat maneuver/skill/etc.?

She has spells and enjoys using them (probably mostly eldritch blast) but nothing beats her good trusty zweihander

How does your character feel about keeping secrets from the rest of the party?

She has no qualms with it ksvjfnskfjv

What type of creature in the world is your character the most intrigued by?

Love I dunno, snakes? Snakes are weird

When they were a child, what did your character want to be, or think they were going to be, when they grew up?

I don’t think Crown thought she was gonna make it to her 20s

The player character to your left admits that they’re passionately in love with your character. How would your character respond?

I rolled and got Gank skfvnksjvfn

I think he’d be flustered and flattered and be like “oh! we can. certainly try dating! but I can’t say I return your feelings right now. uh. sorry,,,”

If somebody (an NPC, someone from their backstory, etc.) your character trusts/loves asked your character to do something against the party’s best interest, who would they side with?

Ah,,,

That’s a very complicated question that depends on many factors I’m afraid 

Does your character value their own best interest more than the party’s?

He wants to think he does, at least skvjnskvjf

What decision would the party have to make in order for your character to consider splitting off from the group?

Who knows!

How does your character imagine the way they will die?

Doing something stupid, completely alone

What is your character’s greatest achievement?

Making it to 25 honestly svkjnksfjnv

Is your character willing to risk the well-being of others in order to achieve their goal?

Depends on who those others are

What is your character’s opinion on killing others?

Sure why not let’s do it man

What is your character’s favorite food? Beverage?

Pizza and orange juice?

How generous is your character? Especially to those they don’t know?

Surprisingly generous! Maybe not so much with money but she’s always willing to lend a helping hand

What is your character the most envious about, regarding anyone in the party?

I don’t understand this question svknskjfv

The player character to your left and the player character to your right are both telling your character two different versions of the truth. Who does your character believe?

Again I keep choosing between Gank and Love bc they’re the only ones she knows kjfvnskjfvn I mean. it depends. if it’s on something Important I think she’ll side with Love but in general she’s more likely to believe Gank 

What is your character’s sexuality/relationship with sex?

Big bisexual, first of all!

She actually has a complicated relationship with sex! Being in any kind of Intimate Situation used to be very triggering for her. But she worked through it and now she’s. Horny

What is your character’s biggest pet peeve?

When people leave without paying their part.

Describe how your character feels about the party’s current situation/objective/etc.

Shit man I dunno we have no plan

Who in the party would your character trust the most to keep an important secret?

Love is the only one she’s known long enough to build any meaningful trust with svknskfv

If your character knew that they were going to die in a month, how would they spend the rest of their life?

Probably with his only genuine friend, trying to live life to the fullest kvjfnskfv,

What makes your character feel safe?

Being fully aware of his surroundings with easy access to his sword

If your character had the chance to rename the party/give the party a name, no questions asked, what would it be?

No party yet!

What memory does your character want to forget the most?

H,

If your character had to multiclass into a class they currently aren’t the next time they level up, what would it be and what reason would they have for doing so?

Fukinuh. Paladin? He rlly likes Caenrys and is like “fuck it let’s do another combat charisma-based thing”

What television/book/video game/etc. character would your character be best friends with? (Or: what media character is your character the most influenced by/similar to?

He was heavily influenced by a webcomic character but i will keep Who a secret just in case it makes people figure stuff out skvnskvn

What unusual talents does your character possess?

Really good at doing things without looking, apparently skfjvnsfv

How does your character feel about receiving/giving orders? Are they more of a leader, or a follower?

Giving orders is. Kinda hot

Receiving orders? Die

What does your character’s name represent to them? (Or: why as a player did you choose your character’s name?)

Among other things, Crown’s name represents her proclaiming herself as someone with full authority, if anything, over herself. She’s claiming at every moment a position of power and I think that’s very sexy of her

Is your character more of an introvert, or an extrovert?

Ambivert, probably! Loves people but may get overwhelmed being around them too much

How far is your character willing to go to pursue the “greater good”? Do they believe in a greater good at all?

In theory she doesn’t believe in the greater good but she lies to herself so who knows what she’d do when push comes to shove skjvfnksjfv

What does your character want to be remembered by?

It’s complicated and I’m too lazy to explain it, especially without spoiling anything

What would be your character’s major in college?

He’d shrivel and die in an academic setting pal

Does your character consider themselves a hero, villain, or something else?

It’s complicated,,

Let’s say hero and keep it there

What major arcana tarot card best represents your character?

I’m between The Fool and The Magician. Strength is also fun

Where does your character see themselves in 20 years?

Oh, you know!

What is your character’s relationship with magic? Are they scared of it, wish to know more about it, indifferent to it?

Magic is,,, kinda hot!

Who is your character’s biggest rival?

Love ksjvfnksjfvkjsfv

What is your character’s guiltiest pleasure?

Bold of you to imply he feels guilt over anything pleasurable

What does your character hope for the afterlife?

He doesn’t think about that

Who in the party does your character trust the least?

Just as he trusts Love the most he also trusts him the least. Shady bastard

What is your character’s biggest flaw?

-2 wisdom

How did your character learn the languages that they speak?

Uh. Growing up and being raised?

What is your character’s favorite school of magic/type of weaponry?

GREATSWORD AND EVOCATION BABY

What is most important to your character: health, wealth, or happiness?

Happiness

What advice would your character give to a younger version of themselves?

“There’s power in your anger. Take action before it gets worse”

Are there any social or political issues your character feels strongly about?

It’s hard to explain bc I don’t know Politics Words

What, currently, is your character the most curious about?

;)

[coreytaylr]

do all the cat asks!!!!!!!

1. Name?- Pici and Mocsok

2. Fur color?- Pici is tricolor, Mocsi is tuxedo!!!

3. Any family you know (other than you)?- i dont know what this means tbh??

4. Age?- Pici is 2 yrs old, turning 3 in March and Mocsi is 4 yrs old, turning 5 in May (oh my god he’s so old!!)

5. Favorite toy?- neither of them really give a shit about toys no matter how many we buy them so :(

6. Nicknames?- i call Pici Babey or Picúr, and Mocsok’s nickname is Mocsi (or bastard)

7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?- both of them are both kjsdfksdjf like, i think Pici is the sweetest lady that ever existed, while everyone else thinks she’s the spawn of satan; and w Mocsi, its the other way around, i know the shit he’s done, but everyone else thinks he’s an angel

8. Length of fluff?- normal length for both of them i guess??

9. Any funny habits?- oh man ksjddf Pici likes to announce before she goes in the litterbox and does her business and its the funniest thing ksdjfdskf- Mocsi .. is just not the brightest cat to ever lived, so when he wants to go outside, he will stand in front of the door and meow and scratch at it, and if you open it for him, he doesnt go out but just stands there and stares.. and he just won’t move if you dont nudge him

10. How old were they when you met?- we got Mocsi when he was around 4-6 months old, and Pici has been w us since the day she was born (literally akjfsdf her mother was my cat too)

11. What does their food bowl look like?- they have three bowls: one for the dry food, one for Mocsi, which is a little bigger, blue bowl w a cat’s head drawn inside of it; and Pici just has a basic aluminium one

12. Indoor or outdoor cat?- Pici is a strictly indoor cat as of last year’s summer, Mocsi is kind of like a mix? he is allowed to be outside w/o a harness (i know i dont like it either), but he comes in at night

13. Recent picture?

14. Old picture?

(Pici was only a few months old here

15. Cuddly?- YES YES YES

16. Ever changed their name?- yeah actually, Pici started out as Maki (which means monkey, basically) bc her meows sounded like monkey noises??

18. Eye color?- they both have yellow eyes!

19. How do they express love for you?- they purr and come into my lap, or sleep beside me. Pici likes to stand on my laptop blocking the screen. Mocsi likes to headbutt me, almost breaking my nose

20. How do you express love for them?- i pet them and cuddle up to them, pick em up and hold them in my arms - just the usual

21. Any theories on what breed?- nah, nothing they are just typical house cats

22. Do they ever wake you up?- YEAH Mocsi almost suffocated me way back when, by trying to sleep on my face asdhfklsdf

23. How much do they meow?- Mocsi only meows when he wants food or wants to go outside, so not much. on the other hand, Pici is very vocal (and has an attitude too) and i really really like it !!!

24. Any hiding spots?- hm. not really? or maybe under the bed or table

25. Do they enjoy guests?- Mocsi LOVES new people!!!! he will make friends w everyone and anyone. Pici…not so much (same)

26. Lofty objects to sit on?- we have this huge ass wall-to-wall closet in the living room which is p tall, they like to sleep there. otherwise, they just like to sit on tables

27. Wear a collar?- nah not since Mocsi almost suffocated himself w one

28. How much shedding?- Mocsi is alright, but Pici is a disaster

29. Do they enjoy brushing?- no:((

30. Ever drink from the toilet?- no????, but Mocsi does like to sit on it when the lid is closed dont ask

31. How do they get your attention?- by meowing? but i literally always pay attention to them so

32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done?- Mocsi almost suffocating himself w a collar or running headfirst into the wall. Pici’s p graceful so idk

33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?- Mocsi really likes potatoes for some reason?? and Pici always tries to eat my food

34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends?- THEY ARE MY BABIES

35. What time do they eat breakfast?- after i wake up, so it depends

36. Do you cut their nails?- we only cut Pici’s nails (when we remember it)

37. Do you think they understand you?- i dont think Mocsok knows anything about this world tbh but im like 99% sure Pici understands everything

38. Ever make fun of them?- oh yeah. a lot.

39. Do you take their picture often?- everytime im home

40. Ever hiss at you?- Pici did!! i tried to take away a bird she caught

41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?- yea, but its all fun and games 

42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do?- Mocsok doesnt give a flying fuck, Pici takes it away

44. Canned or dry food?- both

45. Weight?- Mocsi is 6 kgs, Pici is 2 kgs. according to google thats 13 lbs and and 4 lbs respectively

46. Ever got lost?- there were times when i was really worried bc Pici didnt come home in time, but they never got lost, no.

47. Do you buy them presents?- YES. just the other day i saw like, wine for pets?? and i really wanted to buy it but my mother didnt let me ://///

48. Do they respond when you call?- Pici does. im pretty sure Mocsok doesnt know what his name is

49. Do they ever see other cats?- yea. my brother has a cat too, so they usually see him, but who knows how many cats Mocsi sees when he’s outside

50. Declawed?- FUCK NO

51. Funniest expression?

52. Favorite place to be pet?- Pici likes it if you like….rub both sides of her face? and Mocsi likes chin scratches

54. Give them a head kiss.- next time i see them, i will !!!!!

55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?- i think its pretty neutral all throughout the year

56. Are they good at hunting real prey?- Pici was real good at it, she could catch birds mid-fly. Mocsok? nah.. he can barely eat his own food ksajfkdsf

57. Do they ever attack nothing?- attack? no. stare at it until i freak out? yeah

58. What are they doing right now?- idk im not at home :(( but its probably sleepy time

59. How long have you had them?- Mocsok for 3,5 years or so, and Pici, as ive said, has been w me since day 1

60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you?- i dont think so? i love them just the way they are

63. Have you ever stepped on their paw?- no but i did sit on both of theirs kasjkfsdf

64. Ever tripped you on stairs?- we dont have stairs so no

65. Any ear hair?- yeah!!! both of them have some

66. Favorite view from a window?- Pici just likes to spy the people who are on the street. Mocsi doesnt seem to know how to get to the window no matter how much he tries

67. Describe why they are precious.- i mean this whole post is basically about that kskdsf they are just goofy assholes who like to run around and fight each other. and sit/sleep on tables. and my laptop. 

68. Fit the cat stereotype?- Pici definitely does. Mocsok is like a dog in a cat’s body tbh

69. Chaotic neutral?- 100%

70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company?- oh dude yes, i cant even shower w/o them scratching at the door

71. Are you their favorite human?- i am definitely Pici’s favorite, but not Mocsi’s :’(((((

72. Do they like tv?- awwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pici used to watch cartoons when she was little, then she started watching like animal planet documentaries about big cats!!! but she lost interest. now she just likes to watch the things i watch on yt (her favorite is jacksepticeye. even if she’s asleep, she will wake up if she hears his intro. she would also like come up to me and meow at jack akjsdkjdsf its so cute)

73. Favorite noise to make?- i mean…purring…hellooo

74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?- pass

[voidsoull]

nicknames: satan, panini head by levi, the nerd keeps just calling me ‘ya boii’ lately idk wat that one is about  zodiac: scorpio  height: recently discovered i’ve grown a whole inch in the past few years and am now 5′3 ;D;D  time: 19:25  favorite band / artist: fuck dude i have?? too many. deaf havana are pretty consistently important to me though bc them relatable songs af  song stuck in my head: mamma mia 2′s version of waterloo tbh has been stuck in my head all week  last movie i saw: crimes of grindelwald in the cinema, but i watched a monster calls yesterday for the 1000th time  last thing i googled: “i wait here forever just to see you smile lyrics” bc for the life of me i couldn’t remember the song title, knew the band but not the damned song and needed to download it on my phone  other blogs: fuck i’ve run?? too many but this one & resurgentiium are the only really active ones rn?? besides my private one for a friend so !!  do i get asks: i mean?? im fairly new in making this account i guess so not as much as i’d like -- bc honestly i love being spammed and given a thousand options for when the muse hits.  why did i choose this username: laziness tbh just had me like: latin is what the spells in this universe are in, and what’s a gryff af word i can associate with the charas?? brave. we gooooddd!!  following: 52 average amount of sleep: hhahaha wat is that  what i’m wearing: black tights & a long sleeves grey dress-- bc i am non binary as fuck and will not let dysphoria keep me from wearing a dress tODAY I AM A PRETTY BOII OKAY FITE ME  dream job: honestly i will always wanna be published but i’m too lazy to edit my fucken looongg ass novel and make moves to get it published. but i’d also love to be a successful vlogger/do travel vlogging and writing especially. but also run a record company. ....basically, i did a writing/journalism/music degree and i want a media related job but i can never decide and also anxiety has been a constant bitch keeping me from chasing dreams. welp.  dream trip: right now?? new zealand. the nerd’s brother traveled there for almost a year and his stories captivate me, but also levi is moving there soon so uhhh take me with youuu  favorite food: tbh im a basic binch gimme a plate of pasta  play any instruments: naahh rip eye color: green  hair color: naturally blonde but i’ve dyed it every other colour possible-- most recently, grey, but it’s now hella faded out  languages you speak: just english bc rip i do not remember any i studied in school that was like a decade ago ma dude  most iconic song: dude this is... a good one shit. but tbh like... okay so happiness, by deaf havana is a really really important song for me like. the song kinda speaks for itself tbh. i mean tbh, the entire of the all the countless nights album is incredibly important to me asdghjk. but also in terms of like a song that has looongg been iconic and forever important to me: this version of nails.  she never fixes this but at least she makes me forget is on the top of my ‘to be tattoo’d onto my skin one day’ list.  random fact: i just asked the nerd to come in and give me a fact about myself and we both brain farted and all he gave me was “you’re actually a ghost. you’re actually satan. you’re a bean.” ??? useless.   uhh, i can quote the entire of moulin rouge word for word bc it was one of my fave films growing up.  describe yourself as aesthetic things: fake leather jackets, strong coffee, the smell of burnt chocolate, plaid, too many layers, rainy city streets, an empty theatre, rain running down car windows, bloody knuckles. 

tagged by: @severelysnapped​ 

tagging: @icarianfate​  //  @queeniestein​  //  @thebravepariah​  //  @aurorheroed​  //  & literally anyone else that wants to do it, tag me!! <33 

[sinnedpunk]

i did this on ym other blog recent;ly so im doing it on this one instead lol

tagged by @vanillatumbleweedscoffee ily m8 <333333 ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

Rules: Answer 30 questions, tag 20 blogs.

Nicknames: vinny / vini / vinnie (acceptable n loved forever ones)

Gender: assigned female but honestly does not care

Sign: scorpio

Height: 155cm

Time: 2:04pm

Birthday: 25th oct

Favourite Bands: uuuuugggh the beatles ; queen ; travelling wilburys and then also sum 41 and fall out boy,,, boys will never leave me soul idk what year is it,,,

Favourite Solo Artists: george harrison ; tom petty ; snail house(,,,are they,,even an artist,,) ; rob scallon ; stevieT/steve terreberry ; idk there probably more but i cant think,,,,,,,,,

Song Stuck In My Head: im listening to Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca  but monika no.5 is stuck in my head hm, , ,,

Last Movie I Saw: Help! (with that person who tagged me ft her friends and m  o t h e r)

Last Show I Watched: my friends from far away or sth. its a singaporeon show lmao

When Did I Create My Blog: late 2013 or early 2014 i dont know

What Do I Post: a lot of shit post ; shit anime ; shit games ; shit bands(,,,,,) and idk s H I T

Last Thing I Googled: google history caus ei want to know too. before that is lion vs eagles 2013 snow game (jesus christ that post- thats a good video i laughed)

Do I Have Any Other Blogs: way too many blogs; a bunch of saved and old urls ; a few aesthetic blogs ; that one classic rock blog ; a horror/truecrime blog ; blog to keep nsfw beatle things ; hhh theres too much to list,,

Do I Get Asks: spam bots love askin me to check their page out

Why Did I Choose My URL: soul punk and me, an actual satan myself that sins 24/8 . and no not over yaoi gay ships x3333 gdsfhsdj nO . but also to allow myself to be less of a fob focused blog.

Following: 300 sth

Followed By: 700 sth?

Average Hours Of Sleep: i slept for around 8 hours yesetrday. so healthy. but on other days it could be less.

Lucky Number: 8 or 6 probably. idk i just like those numbers.

Instruments : guitar ; a lil bit of piano cause i took lessons when im young so it counts okay ; and a sooner or later violin that i want to pick up soon hhhhh

Dream Job: thats something ill think about later.

Favourite Food: spaghetti n’ sushi + cha soba

Nationality: malaysian

Favourite Song: the breakdown(by tom petty) cover by stevieT is fucking bomb ; wilbury twist by travelling wilburys is always a jam also ; and i guess bon appetit(blend s opening) is real addicting i love it ugh how dare you make me choose a favourite song thats harD

Last Book I Read: rest in piece whens the last time i read something thats not fanfic , ,(ofc last fanfic was a mclennon smut ugh) but um real book okay um ,, , ,honestly i cant rmmeber when was the last time i picked up a book lol,,,,

Top 3 Fictional Universes I Want To Join: animal crossing and im n o f u rry ; the sims (3) cause i want to motherlode myself ; universe where im actually productive, talented, no mental illness filled, peace and love everybody <3

tagging ummmmm

@lucymydear @nerdybaellamy @enraged-dolphin @justinezombeanie @underbree @arcayde @anyone who wants to do it ifdk

[plantednotes]

sixty truths tag~

@thestudyfeels thank u tay bb for the tag!! (i don’t think i’ve done this one in a while so here goes c:)

tagging: @gloomstudy @studypool @jiyeonstudies @procrastudiin @julstudies if u want + anyone else who wants to!! u can say i tagged u :)

1. nickname(s): sal 2. bias: like kpop bias?? baekhyun 3. blood type: idk lol 4. relationship status: taken  5. birthday: sept 27 6. zodiac sign: libra 7. pronouns: they/them 8. hair length: shoulder length but i really want to cut it 9. height: 5′3″ im smol 10. a crush: my gf <3 11. what do you like about yourself: uhh ig im p intelligent?? 12. right or left handed: i used to be left handed but preschool made me right handed :’) 13. list of three favourite colours: light grey, pale blue, pale green 14. right now eating: nothing 15. right now drinking: water 16. i’m about to: practice clarinet 17. listening to: chasing the easy life 18. kids: none lmao 19. get married: idk depends 20. recent phone call: i never call ppl?? i just text 21. have you ever dated someone twice: no 22. been cheated on: hopefully not 23. kissed someone and regretted it: thankfully no 24. lost someone special: yeah 25. been depressed: uhhh fuck everyday lol 26. been drunk and thrown up: no 27. had glasses or contacts: both im blind 28. had sex on a first date: nope 29. broken someone’s heart: i hope not 30. turned someone down: yes 31. cried when someone died: yes 32. fallen for a friend: yep 33. In the last year have you made a new friend: yep! 34. fallen out of love: at times  35. laughed until you cry: yes omg 36. met someone who changed you: mhm yes 37. found out who your true friends were: yes 38. found out someone was talking about you: yes 39. lips or eyes: both 40. hugs or kisses: both, hugs are cozy and kisses are soft  41. shorter or taller: taller 42. romantic or spontaneous: something inbetween 43. sensitive or loud: depends 44. hookup or relationship: relationship 45. first best friend: we’re not close anymore but i met her b4 kindergarten n we were friends until 6th grade :) 46. surgery: yeah i had jaw surgery 47. sports i joined: swimming, fencing, rock climbing and now recently ice skating 48. do you believe in yourself: nope 49. miracles: mm not really 50. love at first sight: nah 51. heaven: hail satan nope 52. do you have any pets: my dog died n i want a hamster but :/ 53. do you want to change your name: hell yes but im indecisive af 54. what did you do for your last birthday: nothing 55. what time did you wake up today: 6:30 am even tho i slept at like 2 rip what is sleep :’) 56. what were you doing last night at midnight: binge watching the preshow im addicted !!! it’s so good !!!! 57. something you can’t wait for: crunchyroll expo!!!! i also really want to see my friends & gf again :)) 58. last time you saw your mom: this morning haha 59. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: wish ppl didn’t put so much pressure on me n then wonder why im stressed with anxiety and depression :)))))))) 60. what’s getting on your nerves: uhh myself

[rylie-barton]

bc mae’s complaining i didnt post the problematic thing she wrote for me:

your fave is problematic: vina ( tw; death, divorce, idk)

-slut for every hot girl who walks in the door -stays up until her mom is literally AWAKE -divorced me -plots murders -pretty sure she offered to kill my mom/brother if I'd kill hers -why can't she let a character be happy for once -hoe constantly teases me with all these great character ideas -also a slut for Patrick swazye -wants to go to Illinois but not to visit me to visit the fox river state penitentiary (edit by vina: its joliet correctional center u uneducated swine)  -drinks alcohol and proceeds to make me jealous bc I never have alcohol -impulse shopper -takes eight days to write a reply -stubborn as an ox -sometimes she makes these really bitchy remarks -complains about how hot it is when it's literally only 70 degrees Fahrenheit -hoe got rid of delilah Duncan & Sylvia robin -made a bet with me where the loser had to make a starter, never replied to said starter (edt by vina: im so iconic) -likes to post links and tell me not to open them which makes me want to open them even MORE -uses daddy way too much -doesn't know my birthday -watches way too many buzzfeed videos -this hoe doesn't like cheese -pretty sure she likes my cat more than she likes me (edit by vina: its true) -prefers Robert Downy Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes -has threatened to take over WDA too many times -watches too many movies -refuses to type out the word fucking -gets really heated about saint Patrick's day -the song you give love a bad name is actually about her -major Katherine pierce hoe -has never sent me a present -encourages my bad decisions -lied to all of you, she enjoys editing my themes -once forgot that she said it was okay for me to switch a fc and then got mad at me -switches fcs all the time -named a character after me and made her last name impossible to pronounce -has a really really strong love for fishnets -sometimes she leaves the gc without warning leaving me wondering if I did something wrong -is literally Satan -talks about how much she loves certain people, I am never one of those certain people -makes fun of me -we've known each other for years and she just added me on her personal Facebook this past year -thinks she's funnier than she actually is -she legitimately wanted rhea to die in the earthquake -took ages to write the Rylie pregnancy self para -likes sending me very weird videos that will probably haunt my dreams for the rest of my life -this hoe won't play male characters -correction she has played them but it's a very small percentage of the characters she's played -once mad fun of a hat I bought -hasn't liked my most recent instagram picture -constantly makes fun of me -I think she's secretly plotted my murder -never followed me back on twitter -had literally stolen cokes -has played 120+ females and 8 males in five years -has a bad idea, someone tells her not to do it, she still does it -I once told her to unfollow Raleigh, she unfollowed Hermes instead -when we were coming up with the windsors she refused to pick normal names -enjoys natural disasters way too much -made fun of me because I like cars -says okay Jan way too much -literally reblogged a stat sheet on the muse blog and realized it had something about being pregnant on it so she just erased the question -she's a catfisher ya'll doesn't like strawberries -I'm pretty sure she's a vampire - has been the driving force behind like 4 major wda rule changes -those hoe is the reason you can play four characters and all of them can be female

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70 questions

tagged by jeonwoooo

1. do you have a good relationship with your parents?

i gues?? it could be better thats for sure

2. who did you last say “i love you” to? one of my friends

3. do you regret anything? not sending a fucking enrollment deposit to spelman too

4. are you insecure? sometimes but not much recently

5. what is your relationship status? avan jogia liked my twt so we basically married right?

6 .how do you want to die? part of me wants it to be something really cool, but also that sounds painful

7. what did you last eat? fruit snacks

8. played any sports? i used to horseback ride

9. do you bite your nails? nope 10. when was your last physical fight? i’ve never fought lmao

11. do you like someone? yeh

12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours? ive done 26 before

13. do you hate anyone at the moment? nope i had started cutting off ppl awhile ago so everyone around me are all cool

14. do you miss someone? yeah

15. have any pets? i have one catfish that survived the apocolypse that my tank experienced

16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment? bored? content?

17. ever made out in the bathroom?

lmao never expeienced that

18. are you scared of spiders?

fucking yes

19. would you go back in time if given the chance? YES

20. last place you made out with someone? THIS IS JUST REALLY MEAN

21. what are your plans for this weekend? work and math placement test

22. do you want kids? how many? 1?

23. do you have piercings? how many?  both lobes and a cartilaege on my right. I want to get a daith or orbital on my left

24. what is/are your best subjects? english

25. do you miss anyone from your past? ye

26. what are you craving rn? wing stop! cheese fries!! DQ blizzard!!! 

27. have you ever broken someones heart?

not that i know of?

28. have you ever been cheated on? cheated on myself with me

29. have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

s/o? never experienced that emotion

30. whats irritating rn? my brother 

31. does someone love you? i hope tf?

32. what is your favorite color? gold/ red

33. do you have trust issues? no? idk

34. who/what was your last dream about? the last one i remember was wild lmao in summary i was a homewrecker

35. who was the last person you cried in front of? my econ teacher lmao yikes

36. do you give out second chances too easily? nope

37. is it easier to forgive or forget? forget for sure 38. is this year the best year of your life? its better than last year so

39. how old were you when you had your first kiss? ok listen

40. have you ever walked outside completely naked? almost

(yall i stg 41-50 are just gONE IMMM)

51. favorite food? cheese fries

52. do you believe everything happens for a reason? yea?

53. what was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? went on a target trip with my friends and then we watched youtube at one of their houses

54. is cheating ever okay? if ur in a monogomaus/poly relationship why tf do u need to sneak around and find someone else

55. are you mean? ... sometimes yeah

56. have you ever been in a fist fight? nope

57. do you believe in true love? nah

58. favorite weather? rain STORMS

59. do you like the snow? WTF IS SNOW? Texas only knows hot and Satan’s asshole

60. do you wanna get married? idk i cant grasp/understand the concept of marriage?

61. is it cute when a girl/boy calls you baby? bruh if the right person calls me baby/babygirl its like a switch to make me calm and just 1200000000% more pleasent to be around

62. what makes you happy? direct deposits

65. your bff of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? the only guy that im “cool” with is a lil emotionally draining to be around like that 

66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? not really

67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my dad

68. who is the last person you had a deep conversation with? i try to avoid those uhm one of my friends i met thru kpop twt malia

69. do you believe in soulmates? not really

70. is there anyone you’d die for? not at the moment lmao yikes

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1-99

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)

4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol

7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont

11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?

13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers

17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight

18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe

19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any

21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope

23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually

24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin

36: Define Art.something someone creates

37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do

38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think

39: What time is it?9:41 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both

41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous

43: Do you have any nicknames?jules

44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books

48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk

50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while

52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol

55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone

56: In a relationship?no lol

57: How many relationships have you had?zero

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that

59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed

62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf

64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr

66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness

77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this

80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“

82: What is your favourite word?fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol

84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise

87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently

98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards